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March 29th, 2015, 10:18 PM Little Sis Did u get the special pic, baby? Oh, yes, Jakey-poo! Can't wait for your iphone to be mine! Wut? wait.... OMG THIS IS NOT FOR U! Please don't show mum or dad! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA..... Batman? BLACKMAIL! smartphOWNED.com

r/TwoSentenceHorror Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago Former-Landscape-930 My sister and I are like attached at the hip. No, not as conjoint twins; our mother is just an excellent seamstress..

When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language. I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him. Today I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign “I DO”. GMH Feb 1st, 2010

LOVEGIVESMEHOPE TEXT POST I was crying one night and my 10-year-old sister was listening to me at the door. She must’ve overheard me saying that all I needed in my life was just one hug a day. Now, every night before my little sister goes to bed, she looks for me just to tell me she loves me and then she’ll hug me. Emily, your LGMH. 13 YEARS AGO ON AUGUST 13, 2010 AT 10:52 AM

r/TwoSentenceHorror 4 yr. ago Averagebiker21 After I asked the crystal ball to tell me how to escape death, I was very confused as it read "No, thanks honey, I'm full" However, something clicked in my head when my wife offered me cake after dinner...

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Tuesday, March 31st, 2015 | I only go shopping at night The cashier swipes my items across the scanner as I stare at the floor. I find it easiest to get through my anxiety by avoiding eye contact with other people. That’s why I only go shopping at night fewer people to avoid. “Did you find everything okay?” she asks casually. “Mm-hmm,” I mumble to the floor. Her voice sounds nice. Pleasant. Curiosity wins over and I glance up. The cashier’s head is completely caved in on the left side. Probably a car accident. I snap my gaze back down towards the floor. After I pay she gives back my change in a hand so mangled I’m surprised it can hold anything at all. Thanking her, I grab my bags and turn towards the exit. Immediately I see a man looking through magazines at the store front. The skin on his face and hands is the consistency of a hot dog that fell into a campfire. Burn victim. I rush out the door as fast as I can. In my car I finally catch my breath as I lean my forehead on the steering wheel. Eventually I look up and see my familiar reflection in the rear-view mirror: my head is blown open in the back. Gunshot victim. Why did I ever wish for the power to see how people die? Credit to reddit user resistance1984

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July 27th, 2010, 3:46 AM Today, my boyfriend came over and met my parents. Then he left, and my Dad told me that my boyfriend loved me. I smiled and asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because he looks at you the same way I look at your Mother.” Love GMH

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 5 min. ago InfamousInspector863 Her heart raced as the caller informed her that her date had died in a car crash earlier that evening. She turned slowly to face the person driving, realizing she was sitting next to a complete stranger.

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Messages Dad Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pis hurry because I'm going to cry Dad Dad > Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM < Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth

Messages Mom May 31, 2012 9:22 AM < Look and see if I left my phone outside May 31, 2012 10:46 AM Umm mom you texted me from your phone >

My family Story by Pansyk I died eight years ago. It wasn’t particularly tragic. Or unusual. Just a car accident. I don’t blame the man who hit me. He was speeding because his wife was in labor, and there was black ice on the road. He lost control of the car and I lost my life. It's not his fault. I know that. I’m not cruel. I am not vengeful. If anything, I’m the opposite.. ↓Keep reading ↓ 31ST OCT 2020 u/Pansyk I don’t blame the man who hit me. He was speeding because his wi҉fé was in labour, and lost control of the car and I lost my lįfe. It's not his fault. I am not vengeful. I’m the opposite. You see, I don’t have any family left and I had lost my few friends around that time. When it was time for my funeral, the only people who came was my boss and the family of the man who kılled me. The wi҉fé held her newborn daughter Lily close to her. I hated my boss, and the cemetery was awfully lonely, so I followed the family home. Lily may as well have been my own flesh and bľood. She was sweet, and bright, and oh so very small. She had trouble sleeping if someone wasn’t rocking her crib and her parents were so tired. After they put her to bed, it was easy for me to rock her crib for her. I didn’t get tired. I could help her. As the years passed, Jack and Lori realised that they weren’t alone in the house. It didn’t take long from there to make a connection between my funeral and when I had showed up. And I’d never been malevolent, so they weren’t afraid or angry. They started to burn candles on the anniversary of my dEath day. They left an empty chair for meals and holidays. I really felt like… A member of the family. Someone is trying to force the door. Its Lori’s ex. He’s obsessive. He’s angry. He’s going to hur͘t the family. My family. The thing about ghosts, is that the more offerings you get, the stronger you become. Id been enjoying candles, trinkets, and even the occasional food item for the past five years. I was strong from that. The kn1fe feels warm in my hand. A shock of heat against the ice of my skin. Lori, Jack, and Lily are my family. I care about them. And they’re not gonna join me yet.

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ʳ/ˢᶜᵃʳʸˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ¹⁵ ʰʳ‧ ᵃᵍᵒ ᴰʳᵉᵃᵈ_ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ_ ᵀʰᵉ ᴾˡᵃʸᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᴵⁿ ᵃ ᑫᵘⁱᵉᵗ⸴ ᵃᵇᵃⁿᵈᵒⁿᵉᵈ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ⸴ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵉᶜʰᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡˢ‧ ᴼⁿᵉ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ⸴ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿⁱᵗᵒʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᶠᵃⁱⁿᵗ ᵍⁱᵍᵍˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵃʸᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ‧ ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ⸴ ʰᵉ ˢᵃʷ ˢʷⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵐᵒᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵒʷⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵖˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃˢ ʰᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵃᶜʰᵉᵈ⸴ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʷⁱⁿᵍˢ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ˢᵗᵒᵖᵖᵉᵈ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ'ˢ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵘʳⁿᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ˢⁱⁿⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳˢ⸴ ʳᵉᵛᵉᵃˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵃᵈ ᵈⁱᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ‧ ᵀʰᵉⁿ⸴ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʷⁱⁿᵍˢ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵏᵉᵈ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵐᵒᵗⁱᵒⁿ⸴ ʳᵉᵛᵉᵃˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗˡʸ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʰᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵉʸᵉˢ⸴ ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ⸴ "ʲᵒⁱⁿ ᵘˢ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ‧"

Jᴇʟʟʏ_Bᴇᴀɴ36 I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴀs ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ. Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴘᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ I'ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.

r/TwoSentenceHorror Deiun ...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop which is just the thing, because that's what...

In high school, my best friend and I swore that we would never date. Our friends laughed, and joked that they would quote us on that at our wedding. They did. May 2nd, 2010

When I was 13, a bunch of girls decided to lock me into the gardening house. The sprinklers poured down, leaving me scared, wet, cold, and crying. A boy punched through the glass and, carried me to the school nurse, even with a bleeding, broken hand. My now-husband’s courage GMH Mar 11th, 2010

Jan 3rd, 2010 This morning as I was packing lunch, about to leave for work, my boyfriend danced into the kitchen singing a made up song consisting of only my name over and over. When he saw me, he turned red and said “Oh, you’re still here”. Sneaking a peak in the daily routine of someone who really loves me GMH.

My boyfriend, Justin, lost his wallet one day. I texted him good morning at 6 AM, getting a reply saying he was at my school where we were the night before, a good 20 blocks away, looking for it. I wondered what was in it that made him so eager to find it… I found it at my house. No money, no change. Just the first letter I had ever written him. May 2nd, 2010

I was on the bus on my way to the mall, when a homeless man sat next to me. He saw that I was looking at the bouquet of flowers he held, and told me that they were for his wife because today is her birthday. As he got off the bus, he walked into the cemetery and placed the flowers on his wife’s grave. A love that never dies GMH. Apr 6th, 2010

May 19th, 2010 My boyfriend died about a year ago. I was in the hospital for kidney problems and he was driving to visit me on a rainy day. The police said his car flipped over due to the rain. He died an hour later in the same hospital I stayed at. Before he died, he told the doctors to give me his kidney. His love GMH.

May 20th, 2010 My best friend suffers from allergies to 17 different types of foods. A while back, a boy asked me for a list of these foods. That boy is now her boyfriend. He changed his entire diet just so he could kiss her whenever he wanted. He vowed never to eat those foods again and so far hasn’t. His LGMH

I was at the mall the other day when I saw an old couple sitting together. The man looked over at the woman and said, “Jane, we did it. We grew old together.” The look in her eyes GMH. Jan 9th, 2010

Jan 1, 2011 9:47 PM Mom <Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Why is that funny?> <It's not funny! Wht do you mean? Mom lol means laughing out loud!> <Oh goodness!! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love.

Text Message Jul 2, 2013, 12:39 PM If I searched for a picture of Johnny depps but how do I erase the search? I don't want your dad to see>

Aug 19, 2013, 1:51 AM You are wide> <Wide? *wise> Omg I'm so sorry>

ꜰᴀɪᴛʜ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴏʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜰᴀɪᴛʜ ɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀ. ~ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ……………………..ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . [][][][][][][][][][] ⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 █[][][][][][][][][] ➀⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ██[][][][][][][][] ➁⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ███[][][][][][][] ➂⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ████[][][][][][] ➃⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . █████[][][][][] ➄⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ██████[][][][] ➅⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ███████[][][] ➆⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ████████[][] ➇⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . █████████[] ➈⓪ ٪ 𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . . ██████████ ➀⓪⓪ ٪ ⊹ ₊ ˚ ⎯⎯⎯⎯›؊ ᥕᧉᥣᥴ᥆꧑ꫀ ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ ⊹ ₊ ˚ ≋ ≋ ≋ ⊹ ₊ ˚

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r/shortscarystories 4 yr. ago RVKony Join The Blind Child "Stãbbing." Sylvia pointed a trembling finger at my brother Arthur. Her milky, unseeing eyes gleamed in his direction, and his wife, Agnes, trembled with indignation from across the table. My husband's face colored as he dropped his fork and dragged our daughter back into her bedroom, scolding her as they went. The rest of the night was awkward, and the pep in our conversation never recovered. Two weeks later, Agnes was st*bbed to dEath in her office parking lot. An college student found her, and called the cops. My brother swore that he bore no ill will against my daughter, but I could tell that he was lying. One day, the middle-aged woman who taught my daughter how to read her braille called me. "Ma'am, I don't know what's going on but your daughter's been whispering, 'electrocution, electrocution,' for the past half-hour and it's starting to distract her from her lessons. Could you please talk to her?" I did. Sylvia, in her nine-year-old lack of understanding, told me it was "just a cool new word" she learnt at school. The dEath of an electrician made headlines the following week. It was a freak accident involving tangled wires and a bucket of water. Sylvia's teacher's face was blurred for privacy, but her voice was as familiar as anything to me: "He was…my partner…my soulmate." While my husband was working late, I called Sylvia into the living room. "Honey, is there anything Mommy should know?" She hesitated. "Honey, you know you can talk to me." She denied it once more, "I have no secrets from you, Mommy." My husband walked into the living room with his hair tousled and his eyes distant. Instead of rushing to hug her dad, Sylvia simply turned towards him. "Fire," she said. My heart stopped. Everytime Sylvia said something like that, it was the person's partner who d1ed, and of that reason too. A fire? Was Sylvia merely making predictions, or was she cûrsêd on me for snooping in on her business? Why, this dēvıl child— I grew paranoid, checked the appliances and electronics constantly, and cleared the house of any fire hazards. That was my lįfe over the next few days. All the while, I kept my eyes on Sylvia. Sylvia. I had grown almost hateful towards my own daughter. My husband came home one night, wounded and blackened with soot, while I sat in the living room and Sylvia listened to the radio beside me. "What's the matter?" I asked. He gulped. "One of my colleagues, her house…her house caught fire. She was trapped in, but I managed to escape." That turned the gears in my head. "What were you doing in her house?" The expression on my husband's face was a sufficient admission of guilt. I opened my mouth to speak—no, to scream—but a smaller voice from beside me looked at me and whispered: "Poisoning."

i turned to the guy who k1lled my wife ✨ He cried so desperately, scared for what was to come. If only he had talked to me and tried to reason, maybe I could have spared him. But that was impossible. After all, he was born just a few moments ago...

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March 30th, 2015, 5:10 PM Mom Hey mum can I have fifty bucks?> <Money doesn't grow on trees! What's paper made from?> <Trees. What's money made from?> <80% cotton. Which grows on a bush. smartphOWNED.com

Jun 20, 2012 5:16 PM So someone told me you sound like an owl. Hows that? Darn. It didn't work. You were supposed to say 'who?' Lol ok Who? Never mind. Moment gone

Oct 15, 2012, 1:38 PM When ru home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <STOP Why ru saying stop>

Saturday, November 16, 2019 The hot water is broken 20:16 D How? Can you send me some photos? 20:17 MMS 20:18 It looks like this but it's not hot.

Feb 11, 2013, 1:11 AM I can't believe how cheap green beans are > < Who is this? And what green beans? Like from the store > < What store? Who is this??

+1 (303) 902-0... Text Message Apr 11, 2012 6:24 PM <Hey Sophie! :D Who is this?> <Lol you gave me your number no more than five minutes ago. I think she gave you the wrong number... Ouch I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

8 Apr 2012 13:08 Hey genius. You left the handbrake off.> <No I didn't. Yes, you did.> <NO, I DIDN'T. Ok. You 'didn't'. I guess I'm rolling down the hill in someone ELSE'S car.>

January 2, 2013 Messages I think we should see other people ... Roses are red Violets are blue U really thought I would cry over u? I said I loved you You thought that was true well guess what player You just got played to smartphOWNED.com

Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM What did the ocean say to the other ocean Nothing they just waved hahahahaha I sea you got the joke Hahahaha dying I'm shore you are... Hahahaha

Messages Mom Feb 22, 2012 7:06 AM Good morning beautiful :) xoxo your imaginary boyfriend Thanks mom. >

May 12, 2012 11:09 PM I whiff you :) > Wuff. As in google term for love > Goodie > Googie > Doggy > There we go > < Lol No one not drunk. > I'm. > I'm. Not one. > Wow autocorrect hates me tonight. >

Apr 1, 2013, 2:38 PM Finally in bus home I'm going to make me some I Taliban meatballs> Umm Italian> Hello I seriously meant Italian ok?>

Mom Today 14 oct 10:58 AM Sorry Mom, called you by accident! That's okay Had vou by accident

August 26, 2017 Mom. Where are you???? Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie? You brought me to walmart with you -.- OH DARN! Be there in a bit

Dad Messages Feb 25, 2011 2:45 PM < You left your phone at home

06/24/2013 Mon 11:02AM Doing lunch using your brother 11:02AM Umbrella 11:02AM Lol I don't have a brother 11:03AM Yes yes voice to text error

Do need the pap smear test if a virg!n and/or not s*xual active? You may not necessarily require, unless... You want to plan on having offspring To check for as*ault (such as ab*se) A family relation has had female reproductive cancer if contemplating feticidal abort1on If getting some reproductive apparatus if any of the above applies to you, the circumstances might be different regarding whether or not you as a virg!n should get one if you're not active The pap smear test only checks for cancers caused by the hpv transmitted virus which is transmitted vía such contact If you're not virg!n you may have hpv (said cancer causing virus, which the pap checks you for) dormant in your system

Apr 25, 2013, 1:45 AM Lol honestly if you were still here I would be lookin towards dating you. You're so sweet and a really good friend and super beautiful. But you're so fat FAR!! I meant far lol

My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she’s buried, expecting him to completely freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked for an hour about how lucky he was to have me. LGMH POSTED 13 YEARS AGO

3 days ago, my best friend died. 2 days ago, I found that she was an organ donor. 1 day ago, I heard that a nine year old boy now had her heart. Today, I met that nine year old boy. He told me that because he had my best friend’s heart, he’d be my best friend now. My best friend and him GMH. POSTED 13 YEARS AGO

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ѕσмє ρєσρℓє ∂ση’т кησω нσω ιмρσятαηт тнєιя ρяєѕєη¢є ιѕ. нσω gσσ∂ ιт ƒєєℓѕ тσ нανє тнєм αяσυη∂. нσω ¢σмƒσятιηg тнєιя ωσя∂ѕ αяє. αη∂ нσω ѕαтιѕƒуιηg ιѕ тнє νєяу тнσυgнт тнαт тнєу єχιѕт. тнєу ωσυℓ∂η’т кησω υηℓєѕѕ ωє тєℓℓ тнєм ℓιкє ι αм тєℓℓιηg уσυ ησω. уσυ αяє тяυℓу ναℓυє∂…!!

Tuesday 6 November 2012 Cool SMS → ωнєη уσυ вєℓιєνє ιη ѕσмєσηє ∂єєρℓу, мιѕ-υη∂єяѕтαη∂ιηgѕ αяιѕє, вυт ∂ση’т ƒєєℓ ƒσя ιт… вє¢αυѕє ѕσмє мιѕ-υη∂єяѕтαη∂ιηgѕ αяє ηєє∂є∂ ƒσя gσσ∂ υη∂єяѕтαη∂ιηg.. → ιƒ ι ¢συℓ∂ ρυℓℓ ∂σωη тнє яαιηвσω ι ωσυℓ∂ ωяιтє υя ηαмє ωιтн ιт & ρυт ιт вα¢к ιη тнє ѕку тσ ℓєт єνєяувσ∂у кησω нσω ¢σℓσяƒυℓ му ℓιƒє ιѕ ωιтн α ƒяιєη∂ ℓιкє υ!! → тнιѕ ℓιƒє ιѕ тσσ ѕнσят тσ мαкє αη∂ α¢¢єℓєяαтє яєℓαтισηѕ, вυт ι ∂ση’т кησω ωну ρєσρℓє вяєαк тнє ∂єνєℓσρє∂ яєℓαтισηѕ. тнιѕ ℓιƒє ιѕ тσσ ѕнσят тσ ѕαу ѕσмєтнιηg тσ ℓσνє∂ σηєѕ, вυт ι ∂ση’т кησω ωну ρєσρℓє кєєρ ѕιℓєη¢є ƒσя α ℓσηg ρєяισ∂. тнιѕ ℓιƒє ιѕ тσσ ѕнσят тσ мαкє яєαℓ ƒяιєη∂ѕ, вυт ι ∂ση’т кησω ωну ρєσρℓє вяєαк ƒяιєη∂ѕнιρѕ. → ℓιƒє ιѕ ησт נυѕт ωαιтιηg ƒσя ѕσмєσηє ωнσ ιѕ мα∂є ƒσя уσυ. вυт ℓιƒє ιѕ ℓινιηg ƒσя ѕσмєσηє, ωнσ ℓινєѕ вє¢αυѕє σƒ уσυ. → ƒℓσωєяѕ ηєє∂ ѕυηѕнιηє, νισℓєтѕ ηєє∂ ∂єω, αℓℓ αηgєℓѕ ιη нєανєη кησω ι ηєє∂ υ. → ι ℓσνє ρнσтσѕ. вє¢αυѕє тнє вєѕт тнιηg αвσυт тнєм ιѕ тнєу ηєνєя ¢нαηgє, єνєη ωнєη тнє ρєσρℓє ιη тнєм ¢нαηgє “ωιℓℓιαм ѕнαкєѕρєαяє”. → ωє ℓσνє συяѕєℓƒ єνєη αƒтєя мαкιηg ѕσ мαηу мιѕтαкєѕ. тнєη нσω ¢αη ωє 4 тнєιя ѕмαℓℓ мιѕтαкєѕ? ѕтяαηgє вυт тяυє! ѕσ мαкє нαвιт σƒ ƒσяgινιηg. → єνєяу∂αу, єνєяуωнєяє, єνєяутιмє, ι мαу ησт вє ωιтн уσυ, вυт му тнιηкιηg, му ¢αяє, му ѕмѕ, му ρяαуєяѕ ; му ℓσνєℓу ωιѕнєѕ αяє αℓωαуѕ ωιтн уσυ. → υ мαу вє συт σƒ му ѕιgнт, вυт ησт συт σƒ му нєαят, υ мαу вє συт σƒ му яєα¢н вυт ησт συт σƒ му мιη∂.ι мαу мєαη ησтнιηg тσ υ вυт υ ωιℓℓ αℓωαуѕ вє ѕρє¢ιαℓ тσ мє! → ιƒ єνєя уσυ gєт ℓєѕѕ ѕмѕ ƒяσм мє, ∂ση’т тнιηк тнαт ι ∂ι∂η’т ¢αяє ƒσя уσυ. ιт мєαηѕ тнαт ι αм ѕєαя¢нιηg тнє вєѕт ѕмѕ ƒσя α вєѕт ρєяѕση ℓιкє уσυ → ρєσρℓє ℓινє ∂ιє ℓαυgн ¢яу ѕσмє gινє υρ ѕσмє ωιℓℓ тяу ѕσмє ѕαу нι ѕσмє ѕαу вує σтнєяѕ мαу ƒσяgєт уσυ вυт ηєνєя ωιℓℓ ι. → ι ηєνєя єχρє¢т σтнєяѕ тσ ѕмѕ мє. вυт ι’ℓℓ αℓωαуѕ ∂яσρ му ѕмѕ ιηтσ тнєιя ιηвσχ тσ ѕнσω ι ѕтιℓℓ “ℓσνє & яємємвєя” тнєм ωιтн σя ωιтнσυт тнєιя ѕмѕ → ƒєєℓ gσσ∂ ωнєη ѕσмєвσ∂у мιѕѕ υ. ƒєєℓ вєттєя ωнєη ѕσмєвσ∂у ℓσνєѕ υ. вυт ƒєєℓ вєѕт ωнєη ѕσмєвσ∂у ηєνєя ƒσяgєтѕ υ. → тωσ тнιηgѕ ¢αη ηєνєя вє ∂єƒιηє∂ ιη ωнσℓє ℓιƒє, ℓσνє: вє¢αυѕє уσυ ηєνєя кησω ωнσ ℓσνєѕ уσυ нσω мυ¢н. &; ƒяιєη∂: вє¢αυѕє уσυ ηєνєя кησω нσω ∂єєρℓу тнєу ¢αяє αвσυт уσυ. → αℓωαуѕ αѕк gσ∂ тσ gινє υ ωнαт υ ∂єѕєяνє, ησт ωнαт уσυ ∂єѕιяє. в¢σz уσυя ∂єѕιяєѕ мαу вє ƒєω, вυт уσυ ∂єѕєяνєѕ α ℓσт! → ѕσмє яєℓαтισηѕ αяє ℓιкє тσм αη∂ נєяяу. тнєу тєαѕє єα¢н σтнєя, кησ¢к ∂σωη єα¢н σтнєя, ιяяιтαтє єα¢н σтнєя вυт тнєу єνєη ¢αη’т ℓινє ωιтнσυт єα¢н σтнєя! → αη єχ¢єℓℓєηт яσα∂ ѕєηтєη¢є ωяιттєη ση ηαтισηαℓ нιgнωαу: gσ ѕℓσω, υηℓєѕѕ υ нανє αη υяgєηт αρρσιηтмєηт ωιтн gσ∂! → нαя∂ тιмєѕ αяє ℓιкє α ωαѕнιηg мα¢нιηє, тнєу тωιѕт, тυяη &αмρ; кησ¢к υѕ αяσυη∂, вυт ιη тнє єη∂ ωє ¢σмє συт ¢ℓєαηєя, вяιgнтєя &αмρ; вєттєя тнαη вєƒσяє… → ѕσмєтιмєѕ уσυ нανє тσ яυη αωαу. ησт נυѕт тσ ¢яєαтє ∂ιѕтαη¢єѕ. вυт тσ ѕєє ωнσ ¢αяєѕ єησυgн тσ яυη вєнιη∂ уσυ! → му ωαу σƒ ℓιƒє . ρєσρℓє ℓαυgн вє¢αυѕє ι αм ∂郃єяєηт, ι ℓαυgн вє¢αυѕє тнєу αяє αℓℓ тнє ѕαмє, . тнαтѕ ¢αℓℓє∂ ‘αттιтυ∂є’… “ℓινє ιт уσυя σωη ωαу” → α ρσρυℓαя ιηѕριяαтισηαℓ ѕρєαкєя ѕαι∂: вєѕт уєαяѕ σƒ му ℓιƒє ωєяє ѕρєηт ιη αямѕ σƒ α ωσмαη ωнσ ωαѕη’т му ωιƒє! αυ∂ιєη¢є ωαѕ ѕнσ¢кє∂ αη∂ ѕιℓєη¢є. нє α∂∂є∂: ѕнє ωαѕ му мσтнєя! αυ∂ιєη¢є αρρℓαυѕє αη∂ ℓαυgнтєя! → συя вσ∂у ιѕ ƒυℓℓу мα∂є σƒ ωαтєя вυт ωнєηєνєя ιт нυятѕ вℓσσ∂ ¢σмєѕ συт. συя нєαят ιѕ ƒυℓℓ σƒ вℓσσ∂ вυт ωнєηєνєя ιт нυятѕ, ωαтєя ¢σмєѕ ƒяσм συя єуєѕ. → ℓιƒє ιѕ α σηє ωαу яσα∂. ωнєяє ¢αη ѕєє вα¢к. вυт уσυ ¢αη ησт gσ вα¢к. ѕσ ∂σ ησт мιѕѕ αηутнιηg. єηנσу єνєяу ѕє¢ση∂ σƒ ℓιƒє! → ιƒ αη єgg вяєαкѕ ∂υє 2 συтѕι∂є ƒσя¢є! “ιηѕι∂є ℓιƒє єη∂ѕ!” вυт… ιƒ ιт вяєαкѕ ƒяσм ιηѕι∂є! “ℓιƒє вєgιηѕ!” gяєαт тнιηgѕ αℓωαуѕ вєgιη ƒяσм ιηѕι∂є! ѕσ тяу тσ мαкє уσυя ιηѕι∂є gσσ∂! → α ℓιттℓє ∂郃єяєη¢є вєтωєєη ρяσмιѕєѕ &αмρ; мємσяιєѕ. ρяσмιѕєѕ: ωє вяєαк тнєм &αмρ; мємσяιєѕ: тнєу вяєαк υѕ. → кєєρ α ѕρє¢ιαℓ ρℓα¢є ƒσя мє ιη уσυя нєαят, ησт ιη уσυя мιη∂! кєєριηg мє ιη уσυя мιη∂ ¢αη вє ∂αηgєяσυѕ ƒσя уσυ вє¢αυѕє ρєσρℓє ѕαу ι αм мιη∂ вℓσωιηg… → нαρριηєѕѕ ¢αηησт вє ƒσυη∂ ωнєη уσυ ѕєєк ιт ƒσя уσυяѕєℓƒ вυт ωнєη уσυ gινє ιт тσ σтнєяѕ, ιт ωιℓℓ ƒιη∂ ιт’ѕ ωαу вα¢к тσ уσυ тнαт’ѕ тнє муѕтєяу σƒ нαρριηєѕѕ ιт gяσωѕ ωнєη ѕнαяє∂. → тнє нαρριєѕт σƒ ρєσρℓє ∂ση’т ηє¢єѕѕαяιℓу нανє тнє вєѕт σƒ єνєяутнιηg. тнєу נυѕт мαкє тнє мσѕт σƒ єνєяутнιηg, тнαт ¢σмєѕ αℓσηg тнєιя ωαу. → ∂єαтн ιѕ ησт тнє gяєαтєѕт ℓσѕѕ ιη ℓιƒє тнє gяєαтєѕт ℓσѕѕ σƒ ℓιƒє ιѕ ωнєη яєℓαтισηѕнιρ ∂ιєѕ αмσηg υѕ ωнιℓє ωє я αℓινє ѕσ в ѕтяσηg ιη уσυя яєℓαтισηѕ. → єχρяєѕѕιση σƒ тнє ƒα¢є ¢συℓ∂ вє ѕєєη ву єνєяуσηє. вυт тнє ∂єρяєѕѕιση σƒ нєαят ¢συℓ∂ вє υη∂єяѕтσσ∂ σηℓу ву тнє вєѕт σηє. ∂ση’т ℓσѕє тнєм ιη ℓιƒє. → тнσυѕαη∂ѕ σƒ ℓαηgυαgєѕ αяσυη∂ тнιѕ ωσяℓ∂ вυт “ѕмιℓє” ¢αη вєαт тнєм αℓℓ. вє¢αυѕє “ѕмιℓє” ιѕ тнє ℓαηgυαgє єνєη α вαву ¢αη ѕρєαк.. → ѕσмє ρєσρℓє ∂ση’т кησω нσω ιмρσятαηт тнєιя ρяєѕєη¢є ιѕ. нσω gσσ∂ ιт ƒєєℓѕ тσ нανє тнєм αяσυη∂. нσω ¢σмƒσятιηg тнєιя ωσя∂ѕ αяє. αη∂ нσω ѕαтιѕƒуιηg ιѕ тнє νєяу тнσυgнт тнαт тнєу єχιѕт. тнєу ωσυℓ∂η’т кησω υηℓєѕѕ ωє тєℓℓ тнєм ℓιкє ι αм тєℓℓιηg уσυ ησω. уσυ αяє тяυєℓу ναℓυє∂…!! → вєѕт ℓιηєѕ ву α вєѕт ƒяιєη∂: “ιт нυятѕ мє υ тαℓк тσ ѕ0мє0ηє єℓѕє η η0т мє.. .. ιт нυятѕ єνєη м0яє ωєη ѕ0мє1 єℓѕє мαкєѕ υ ѕмιℓє η ι ¢αη’т . . .” → gσт α gιƒт ƒσя уσυ! ησ ¢σѕт, єχтяємєℓу ρєяѕσηαℓ! ƒυℓℓу яєтυяηαвℓє! ιтѕ α нυg ƒяσм мє тσ уσυ!! → υ мαу мєєт ρєσρℓє, вєттєя тнαη мє, ƒυηηιєя тнαη мє, мσяє вєαυтιƒυℓ тнαη мє, вυт σηє тнιηg ι ¢αη ѕαу 2 υ _ _ ι ωιℓℓ αℓωαуѕ вє тнєяє 4 υ ωнєη тнєу αℓℓ ℓєανє υ. → мσвιℓєѕ αяє ιяяιтαтιηg, ∂αιℓу ¢нαяgιηg, мσηтнℓу яє¢нαяgιηg, αηησуιηg вєєρѕ, αℓωαуѕ ∂ιѕтυявιηg, вυт ѕтιℓℓ ι ℓσνє му мσвιℓє вє¢αυѕє ιт ¢σηηє¢тѕ “υ & мє” → ωнєη ѕσмєσηє нυятѕ υ . . . . ∂ση’т ƒєєℓ вα∂ вє¢αυѕє ιтѕ тнє ℓαω σƒ ηαтυяє тнαт тнє тяєє тнαт вєαяѕ тнє ѕωєєтєѕт ƒяυιтѕ gєтѕ мαχιмυм ηυмвєя σƒ ѕтσηєѕ → α нυg ιѕ α gιƒт σηє ѕιzє ƒιт αℓℓ ιт ¢αη вє gινєη ιη αηу σ¢¢αѕιση ѕσ ι αм ѕєη∂ уσυ тнιѕ нυg тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ι ℓσνє уσυ. → ωнєη υ ƒα¢є ¢нσι¢єѕ… נυѕт тσѕѕ α ¢σιη.. ησт נυѕт вє¢αυѕє ιт ѕєттℓєѕ тнє qυєѕтιση, вυт ωнιℓє тнє ¢σιη ιѕ ιη αιя, υ ωιℓℓ кησω ωнαт υя нєαят ιѕ нσριηg ƒσя !!! → тнє ℓσνєℓιєѕт ∂αу ¢σмєѕ ωнєη уσυ ωαкє υρ αη∂ ƒιη∂ тнαт ℓσνє ѕтιℓℓ ¢σℓσяѕ уσυя ωσяℓ∂ тняυ ρєσρℓє ωнσ тяυℓу ¢αяє αη∂ ηєνєя ƒαιℓ тσ яємємвєя уσυ. → тнєяє ιѕ αℓωαуѕ α яєαѕση 4 єνєяутнιηg α яєαѕση 2 ℓινє 2 ∂ιє 2 ¢яу, вυт ιƒ υ ¢αη�т ƒιη∂ α яєαѕση тσ ѕмιℓє ¢αη ι вє тнє яєαѕση 4 α ωнιℓє:) → ℓιƒє + ℓσνє = нαρρу ℓιƒє – ℓσνє = ѕα∂ α∂∂ιηg αвσνє 2, ℓιƒє + ℓσνє = нαρρу ℓιƒє – ℓσνє = ѕα∂ ——————– 2ℓιƒє = нαρρу + ѕα∂ ѕσ, ℓιƒє = 1/2нαρρу + 1/2ѕα∂ → ι ѕмιℓє αт ωнσм ι ℓιкє; ι ¢яу 4 ωнσм ι ¢αяє; ι ѕнαяє ωιтн ωнσм ι ℓσνє; ι ℓαυgн ωιтн ωнσм ι єηנσу; ι ѕєη∂ ѕмѕ σηℓу 2 тнσѕє ωнσм ι ηєνєя ωαηт 2 ℓσѕє → яєαℓιzє тнιηgѕ вєƒσяє ιт’ѕ тσσ ℓαтє. α¢¢єρт тнιηgѕ тнαη ∂єℓαу тнєм. ℓσνє ρєσρℓє вєƒσяє уσυ ℓσѕє тнєм. ℓιƒє נυѕт ¢σмєѕ ση¢є. ℓσνє ιт ωнιℓє уσυ ℓινє ιт. → ι ∂є¢ι∂є∂ тσ ѕєη∂ уσυ тнє ¢υтєѕт αη∂ ѕωєєтєѕт gιƒт σƒ тнє ωσяℓ∂. вυт тнє ρσѕтмαη ѕнσυтє∂ αт мє ѕαуιηg, gєт συт σƒ тнє ρσѕт вσχ. → ℓιƒє ωιтнσυт ℓσνє ιѕ ℓιкє α ƒяυιтℓєѕѕ тяєє, вυт ℓιƒє ωιтнσυт ƒяιєη∂ѕ ιѕ ℓιкє яσσтℓєѕѕ тяєє. тяєє ¢αη ℓινє ωιтнσυт ƒяυιт вυт ησт ωιтнσυт яσσт! → ¢αяяу α нєαят тнαт ηєνєя нαтєѕ, ¢αяяу α ѕмιℓє тнαт ηєνєя ƒα∂єѕ, ¢αяяу α тσυ¢н тнαт ηєνєя нυятѕ, αη∂ αℓωαуѕ ¢αяяу α яєℓαтισηѕнιρ тнαт ηєνєя вяєαкѕ. → αѕ ρяє¢ισυѕ αѕ υ я тσ мє, αѕ ρяє¢ισυѕ ησ σηє ¢αη єνєя вє, ι кησω ƒяιєη∂ѕ я нαя∂ тσ ¢нσσѕє, вυт υ я α ƒяιєη∂ ι ηєνєя ωαηт тσ ℓσѕє. → мσηєу ѕαуѕ єαяη мє ℓσт, тιмє ѕαуѕ ρℓαη мє ℓσт, ƒℓσωєя ѕαуѕ ℓσνє мє ℓσт, ѕтυ∂у ѕαуѕ ℓєαяη мє ℓσт, ѕмѕ ѕαуѕ ѕєη∂ мє ℓσт, αη∂ ℓ ѕαу яємємвєя мє ℓσт. → υ ωαηт αη∂ υ gєт υ ωαηт αη∂ υ gєт тнαт ιѕ ℓυ¢к, υ ωαηт αη∂ υ ωαιт тнαт ιѕ тιмє, υ ωαηт вυт υ ¢σмρяσмιѕє тнαт ιѕ ℓιƒє → мємσяιєѕ нανє тнєιя ѕтяαηgє ωαуѕ. тнєу ℓєανє уσυ αℓσηє. ωнєη уσυ αяє ιη α ¢яσω∂. вυт ωнєη уσυ αяє αℓσηє. тнєу ѕтαη∂ αяσυη∂ уσυ ℓιкє α ¢яσω∂. → ιƒ υя α ¢нσ¢σℓαтє υя тнє ѕωєєтєѕт, ιƒ υя α тє∂∂у вєαя υя тнє мσѕт нυggαвℓє, ιƒ υ αяє α ѕтαя υ я тнє вяιgнтєѕт, αη∂ ѕιη¢є υ я му �ƒяιєη∂� υ я тнє �вєѕт�! → яσѕє ιѕ ƒαмσυѕ 4 gяα¢є… α∂νσ¢αтє ιѕ ƒαмσυѕ 4 нιѕ ¢αѕє… нσяѕєѕ я ƒαмσυѕ 4 яα¢є… вυт υ я ƒαмσυѕ 4 ѕмιℓє ση υя ƒα¢є…! нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу → “ι тяυѕт уσυ” ιѕ α вєттєя ¢σмρℓιмєηт тнαη “ι ℓσνє уσυ” вє¢αυѕє уσυ мαу ησт αℓωαуѕ тяυѕт тнє ρєяѕση уσυ ℓσνє вυт уσυ ¢αη αℓωαуѕ ℓσνє тнє ρєяѕση уσυ тяυѕт. → ι ωαηηα кєєρ3 тнιηgѕ: . . тнє ѕυη тнє мσση & му ƒяιєη∂ѕ ѕυη 4 ∂αутιмє мσση ƒσя ηιgнт тιмє &αмρ; υ.му ∂єαя ƒяιєη∂ 4 ℓιƒєтιмє → ιƒ уσυ ℓσνє ѕσмєтнιηg, ℓєт ιт gσ. ιƒ ιт ¢σмєѕ вα¢к тσ уσυ, ιтѕ уσυяѕ ƒσяєνєя. ιƒ ιт ∂σєѕη’т, тнєη ιт ωαѕ ηєνєя мєαηт тσ вє. → ωнєη α мєѕѕαgє ιѕ ѕєηт ƒяσм α ∂ιѕтαη¢є, уσυ ¢αη’т ѕєє тнє ƒα¢єѕ, уσυ ¢αη’т ѕєє тнє ѕмιℓєѕ, вυт уσυ ¢αη ѕєє тнє ¢αяє тнαт тяυℓу ¢σмєѕ ƒяσм нєαят ! → ∂ση’т ℓєт ѕσмєσηє вє¢σмє уσυя єνєяутнιηg, вє¢αυѕє ωнєη тнєу’яє gσηє уσυ нανє ησтнιηg! → ѕρєαкιηg ωιтнσυт єgσѕ, ℓσνιηg ωιтнσυт ιηтєηтισηѕ, ¢αяιηg ωιтнσυт єχρє¢тαтισηѕ &αмρ; ρяαуιηg ωιтнσυт ѕєℓƒιѕнηєѕѕ, ιѕ тнє ѕιgη σƒ “тяυє яєℓαтιση”. → яєℓαтισηѕнιρ яєqυιяєѕ ℓιттℓє єƒƒσятѕ……….. єνєη ωнєη ƒяιєη∂ѕ αяє вυѕу ωιтн тнєιя σωη ℓινєѕ, α ѕιмρℓє ѕмѕ яємιη∂ѕ єα¢н σтнєя тнαт……. “υ я ησт ƒσяgσттєη” → вє ¢ℓσѕє ωιтн ѕσмєσηє ωнσ мαкєѕ уσυ нαρρу…! вυт вє мυ¢н ¢ℓσѕєя тσ тнαт ρєяѕση ωнσ ¢αη’т вє нαρρу ωιтнσυт уσυ…! → ѕσσσσσσ…. ѕιмρℓє вυт ѕσ αттяα¢тινє. ѕσ.. єηℓιgнтηιηg вυт ѕσ ¢σσℓ. ѕσ мσνιηg вυт ѕσ ѕтιℓℓ. ѕσ… qυιтє вυт ѕσ ρσρυℓαя. ѕσ яσмαηтι¢ вυт ѕтιℓℓ ѕιηgℓє. ιт’ѕ тнє тяαgє∂у σƒ мσση:-

Sunday 7 October 2012 gσσ∂ мσяηιηg sms gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → нєу ѕℓєєριηg вιя∂! ¢σмє вα¢к ƒяσм тнє ∂яєαмѕ ηєω ∂αу нαѕ вєєη ѕтαятє∂ ωєℓ¢σмє тσ αησтнєя ℓσνєℓу мσяηιηg нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу. → ѕυη gℓσωѕ ƒσя α ∂αу, ¢αη∂ℓє ƒσя αη нσυя, мαт¢нѕтι¢к ƒσя α мιηυтє, вυт α gσσ∂ ∂αу ¢αη gℓσω ƒσяєνєя, ѕσ ѕтαят υя ∂αу ωιтн α ѕмιℓє нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…! → мαу уσυ вєgιη тнιѕ ∂αу ωιтн α ѕмιℓє ση уσυя ƒα¢є, αη∂ ωιтн нαρριηєѕѕ ƒσя уσυя ѕσυℓ тσ ємвяα¢є. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg му ℓσνє → єνєяу ηєω ∂αу ιѕ α ηєω ¢нαρтєя σƒ ℓιƒє вяιηgιηg ηєω тσρι¢ѕ ηєω мσмєηтѕ ƒσя ℓιƒє ι ωιѕн тσ∂αу αℓℓ тнє gσσ∂ мσмєηтѕ αρρяσα¢н ωαу тσ мαкє уσυя ∂αу נσуƒυℓ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ησ ѕнα∂σωѕ тσ ∂єρяєѕѕ υ, σηℓу נσуѕ тσ ѕυяяσυη∂ υ, ƒяιєη∂ѕ тσ ℓυν υ, αη∂ gσ∂ нιмѕєℓƒ тσ вℓєѕѕ υ. тнєѕє я му ωιѕнєѕ ƒσя тσ∂αу, тσмσяяσω & єνєяу∂αу. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…!! → кησ¢к!!!кησ¢к!!! мαу ι ¢σмє ιηтσ υя ωσяℓ∂???ι вяιηg ησ ƒℓσωєяѕ,ησ ¢αкєѕ,вυт ωιѕнєѕ тσ кєєρ υ ƒяєѕн,ρяαуєя тσ кєєρ υ нєαℓтну,αη∂ ℓσνє тσ кєєρ υ ѕмιℓιηg...gσσ∂ мσяηιηg.... → gσσ∂ мσяηιηg “נυѕт ƒσя уσυ” “мυѕт ƒσя уσυ” “ƒιяѕт ƒσя уσυ” “ησтнιηg тσ ωιѕн” “ησтнιηg 2 ѕαу” “”αℓωαуѕ вє нαρρу” “ιтѕ му ρяαу” “нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу:-) → ι נυѕт ℓσνє ωнєη мσяηιηg gєтѕ нєяє, ¢υz ι ¢αη ѕєη∂ α gяєαт вιg gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ѕмѕ тσ му вєѕтєѕт ƒяιєη∂.ωнαт α ℓσνєℓу ωαу тσ ѕтαят му ∂αу → α ѕρє¢ιαℓ вяєαкƒαѕт 4 υ ιη тнє нσтєℓ σƒ му нєαят α вσυℓ σƒ ℓσνє α ѕρσση σƒ ¢ÄяÉ мєηυ ιѕ ƒяη∂ѕнιρ ραу тнє вιℓℓ ву υя ¢υтє ѕмιℓє. =g= υ= ∂= м=σ=я=η=ι=η=g → нєℓℓσ, ωαкєυρ, яє¢єινє му ѕιмρℓє gιƒт σƒ \'gσσ∂ мσяηιηg\' ωяαρρє∂ ωιтн ѕιη¢єяιту, тιє∂ ωιтн ¢αяє αη∂ ѕєαℓє∂ ωιтн α ρяαуєя тσ кєєρ υ ѕαƒє αη∂ нαρρу αℓℓ ∂αу ℓσηg! тαкє ¢αяє! → мσяηιηg ¢σσℓηєѕѕ, яιѕιηg ѕυη, ѕιηgιηg вιя∂ѕ, мєℓтιηg ∂єω, αℓσηg ωιтн тнιѕ ℓιттℓє нєαят ωιѕнιηg уσυ α νєяу gℓσяισυѕ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → тнє ѕυη нαѕ ση¢є вяσυgнт вяιgнтηєѕѕ тσ єαятн! ℓαzу вσηє. ιт\'ѕ тιмє 2 ωαкє υρ g∂ мσяηιηg... → 5 ѕтєρѕ тσ єνєяу ℓσνєℓу мσяηιηg тнιѕ уєαя. ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ, тαкє α ∂єєρ вяєαтн, σρєη уσυя αямѕ ωι∂є, ƒєєℓ уσυя нєαят вєαт &αмρ; ѕαу… нєяє ι αм σн ℓσя∂, ємвяα¢є мє &αмρ; вє му ѕтяєηgтн тσ∂αу!!! → ιт мαкєѕ мє ѕσ нαρρу, тнιѕ ιѕ ωнαт ι м gσηηα ∂σ, ѕєη∂ α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ѕмѕ яιgнт вα¢к тσ уσυυυ, gσσ∂ мσяηιηg му ƒяιєη∂, нανє α вєαя gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → αη нσηєѕт ѕмιℓє ƒяσм α ѕмιℓιηg нєαят, ¢яσѕѕιηg мαηу кιℓσмєтєяѕ, нαѕ נυѕт яєα¢нє∂ тσ уσυя ιηвσχ, ωιѕнιηg уσυ α νєяу нαρρу gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → єαяℓу тнιѕ мσяηιηg gσ∂ gανє мє 3 вαѕкєтѕ σƒ ƒяυιтѕ - ℓσνє + нαρριηєѕѕ + ρєα¢є σƒ мιη∂ αη∂ тσℓ∂ мє 2 ѕнαяє тнєм ωιтн ρρℓ ∂єαя 2 мє. ι\'м ѕнαяιηg αℓℓ ωιтн υ... gσσ∂ мσяηιηg! → αℓℓ мσяηιηgѕ αяє ℓιкє ραιηтιηgѕ:- уσυ ηєє∂ α ℓιттℓє ιηѕριяαтιση тσ gєт gσιηg, α ℓιттℓє ѕмιℓє тσ вяιgнтєη υρ &αмρ; ѕмѕ ƒяσм ѕσмєσηє ωнσ ¢αяєѕ тσ ¢σℓσя уσυя ∂αу…gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…..нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу.. → ωιтн ρєтαℓѕ σƒ яσѕєѕ,ραℓм ƒυℓℓ σƒ нσℓℓу ωαтєя,ℓιgнт σƒ ƒυℓℓ ѕυη,ƒяαgяαη¢є σƒ ƒℓσωєя αη∂ gяαѕѕ ωιтн ∂єω.ι ωιѕн υ α νєяу ѕρє¢ιαℓ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg.... → α мσяηιηg ιѕ α ωση∂єяƒυℓ вℓєѕѕιηg, єιтнєя ¢ℓσυ∂у σя ѕυηηу. ιт ѕтαη∂ѕ ƒσя нσρє, gινιηg υѕ αησтнєя ѕтαят σƒ ωнαт ωє ¢αℓℓ ℓιƒє. нανє α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → ωαкє υρ &αмρ; ωιηк тнσѕє тєєηу ωєєηу єуєѕ. ѕтяєт¢н тнσѕє ιηzу ωιηηу вσηєѕ, ωєαя тнαт נσℓℓу ωιηηιηg ѕмιℓє &αмρ; тєℓℓ уσυяѕєℓƒ тσ∂αу ιѕ α вєαυтιƒυℓ ∂αу, gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…, → ρℓєαѕє нανє α ¢σƒƒєє σƒ ωαям ѕмѕ ωιтн ѕυgαя σƒ ѕωєєт ωιѕнєѕ ρяєραяє∂ ѕρє¢ιαℓℓу ƒσя уσυ αт тнιѕ ¢σℓ∂ мσяηιηg ƒяσм мє. ηєνєя мιη∂ ιƒ ѕυgαя ιѕ ℓιттℓє, в¢σz ι’νє ρяєραяє∂ ιт ƒσя тнє 1ѕт тιмє. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → тнє ѕυη нα∂ яαιѕє∂ ƒяσм тнє єαѕт &αмρ; вιя∂ѕ αяє ѕιηgιηg нαρριℓу &αмρ; вυттєяƒℓιєѕ αяє αяσυη∂ тнє ƒℓσωєяѕ. ιт ιѕ тιмє тσ ωαкє υρ &αмρ; gινє α вιg уαωηιηg &αмρ; ѕαу gσσ∂ мσяηιηg тσ уσυ.. → тяєαт єνєяуσηє ωιтн ρσℓιтєηєѕѕ,єνєη тнσѕє ωнσ αяє яυ∂є тσ υ.....ησт вє¢αυѕє тнєу αяє ησт ηι¢є,вυт в¢σz υ αяє ηι¢є....!!!**gσσ∂ мσяηιηg** → м-αкє тнє мσѕт σƒ ιт. σ-ρєη уσυя нєαят αη∂ мιη∂. я-ємємвєя тσ тнαηк gσ∂. η-єνєя ƒяσωη ι-мαgιηє мє η-σтнιηg тσ ωσяяу. g-σσ∂ мσяηιηg! ωιѕн уσυ нανє ηι¢є ∂αу &αмρ; σƒ ¢συяѕє gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ηєω мσяηιηg+ ηєω αιм+ ηєω α¢нιєνємєηт + υя ∂є∂ι¢αтιση + ¢σммιтмєηт=ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ...נυѕт ∂σ ιт αη∂ ωιη ιт gσσ∂ мσяηιηg.... → ι נυѕт ℓσνє ωнєη мσяηιηg gєтѕ нєяє, вє¢αυѕє ι ¢αη ѕєη∂ α gяєαт вιg gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ѕмѕ тσ му вєѕт ƒяιєη∂. ωнαт α ℓσνєℓу ωαу тσ ѕтαят му ∂αу. → мσяηιηg gяєєтιηgѕ ∂σєѕη’т σηℓу мєαη ѕαуιηg gσσ∂ мσяηιηg, ιт нαѕ αѕιℓєηт мєѕѕαgє ѕαуιηg: ι яємємвєя уσυ ωнєη ι ωαкє υρ! нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу! → α ѕнιηιηg αηgєℓ ѕтαη∂ѕ вєѕι∂є уσυя ѕιℓку вє∂ ¢αℓℓιηg уσυя ηι¢є ηαмє ѕσ ѕσƒтℓу тняσωιηg ƒℓσωєяѕ ση уσυ αη∂ ѕαуιηg gσσ∂ мσяηιηg нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу → αℓωαуѕ αѕк gσ∂ тσ gινє уσυ ωнαт уσυ ∂єѕєяνє,ησт ωнαт уσυ ∂єѕιяє.уσυя ∂єѕιяєѕ мαу вє ƒєω вυт уσυ ∂єѕєяνє α ℓσт.... gσσ∂ мσяηιηg.. → ωιтн ρєтαℓѕ σƒ яσѕєѕ,ραℓм ƒυℓℓ σƒ нσℓℓу ωαтєя, ℓιgнт σƒ ƒυℓℓ ѕυη,ƒяαgяαη¢є σƒ ƒℓσωєя αη∂ gяαѕѕ ωιтн ∂єω. ι ωιѕн уσυ α νєяу ѕρє¢ιαℓ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…. → ι тнιηк υ я νєяу ¢αяєℓєѕѕ! υ ¢σмє &αмρ; ℓєανє тнιηgѕ вєнιη∂! ѕєє ησω ωнαт υ нαν ℓєƒт! υ נυѕт ¢αмє ιη му мιη∂ &αмρ; ℓєƒт α ѕмιℓє ση му ƒα¢є. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → тнє вєαυтιƒυℓ ∂яєαмѕ нαѕ ¢σмє тяυє. тнє ℓιттℓє ¢υтє вιя∂ѕ αяє ѕιηgιηg ƒσя уσυ. тнє яαуѕ σƒ ѕυη αяє тσυ¢нιηg уσυя вєαυтιƒυℓ єуєѕ αη∂ ∂ιѕтυявιηg уσυ ƒσя ωιѕнιηg gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → ηєω ∂αу ηєω вℓєѕѕιηg.∂ση”т ℓєт уєѕтєя∂αу”ѕ ƒαιℓυяєѕ яυιη тнє вєαυту σƒ тσ∂αу,вє¢αυѕє єα¢н ∂αу нαѕ ιтѕ σωη ρяσмιѕє σƒ ℓσνє,נσу,ƒσяgινєηєѕѕ….. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ι ωιѕн gσ∂ мα∂є мє α ѕмѕ, ѕσ тнαт ι ¢αη яєα¢н уσυ ιη 5 ѕє¢, ¢σѕт υ ησтнιηg, υ\'ℓℓ яєα∂ мє &αмρ; ι ¢υ∂ ¢ υ ѕмιℓιηg ωнι¢н ιѕ ωσятн α мιℓℓιση 4мє. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → 5 ѕтєρѕ тσ α ℓσνєℓу мσяηιηg.. 1- σρєη уσυя єуєѕ. 2- тαкє α ∂єєρ вяєαтн. 3- ѕмιℓє α вιт. 4- σρєη уσυя αямѕ ωι∂є. 5- ѕαу, “ιтѕ тσσ єαяℓу. ℓєтѕ ѕℓєєρ αgαιη.” → вєƒσяє ƒα¢ιηg α ηєω ∂αу, вσω уσυя нєα∂ &αмρ; ѕαу тнιѕ ρяαуєя: “тнαηк уσυ gσ∂ ƒσя тнιѕ αмαzιηgℓу ∂αѕнιηg ѕєη∂єя. мαу нιѕ ѕмαятηєѕѕ ιηѕριяє мє αℓℓ ∂αу ℓσηg” gσσ∂ мσяηιηg!! → тнє ѕмιℓє ιѕ ℓιкє α ѕιм¢αя∂ αη∂ ℓιƒє ιѕ ℓιкє α ¢єℓℓρнσηє,ωнєηєνєя уσυ ιηѕєят тнє ѕιм¢αя∂ σƒ α ѕмιℓє α вєαυтιƒυℓ ∂αу ιѕ α¢тιναтє∂...gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ∂я’ѕ ρяєѕ¢яιρтιση ƒσя тσ∂αу.α ¢υтє ℓιттℓє ѕмιℓє ƒσя вяєαкƒαѕт. мσяє ℓαυgн ƒσя ℓυη¢н,ℓσтѕ σƒ нαρριηєѕѕ ƒσя ∂ιηηєя,∂я”ѕ ƒєє… ωнσℓє ∂αу тнιηк σƒ мє….gσσ∂ мσяηιηg… → ∂σ уσυ кησω тнє мєαηιηg σƒ мσяηιηg.? мσяηιηg мєαηѕ: σηє мσяє ιηηιηg gινєη ву тнє gσ∂ тσ ρℓαу αη∂ ωιη. ѕσ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу. → ѕιℓєη¢є ιѕ тнє вєѕт ωαу тσ кєєρ αωαу ƒяσм ρяσвℓємѕ. ѕмιℓє ιѕ α ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓ тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ. ѕσ нανє α ѕιℓєηт ѕмιℓє αℓωαуѕ..gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ωιтн ρєтαℓѕ σƒ яσѕєѕ,ραℓм ƒυℓℓ σƒ нσℓℓу ωαтєя, ℓιgнт σƒ ƒυℓℓ ѕυη,ƒяαgяαη¢є σƒ ƒℓσωєя αη∂ gяαѕѕ ωιтн ∂єω. ωιѕн уσυ α νєяу ѕρє¢ιαℓ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…. → вєтωєєη 100000 уєѕтєя∂αуѕ &αмρ; 100000 тσмσяяσωѕ, тнєяє ιѕ σηℓу σηє тσ∂αу αη∂ ι ωσυℓ∂ ησт ℓєт тнιѕ ραѕѕ ωιтнσυт ѕαуιηg тнαηкѕ ƒσя вєιηg ѕυ¢н α ℓσνєℓу ƒяιєη∂… gσσ∂ мσяηιηg………….. → мσяηιηg ιѕ ησт σηℓу ѕυηяιѕє вυт α вєαυтιƒυℓ мιяα¢ℓє σƒ gσ∂ тнαт ∂єƒєαтѕ тнє ∂αякηєѕѕ &αмρ; ѕρяєα∂ ℓιgнт. мαу єνєяу∂αу ѕρяєα∂ ℓιgнт ιη уσυя ωнσℓє ℓιƒє.αмєєη.! “gσσ∂ мσяηιηg“

July 1974, Neville Ebbin was knocked off his small motorcycle and killed by a taxi in Hamilton, Bermuda.⠀ 🚩⠀ One year later in July 1975, his brother, Erskine Lawrence Ebbin was knocked off the same motorcycle by the same taxi with the same driver, carrying the same passenger, on the same street that had killed his brother, Neville.⠀ ⠀ Both brothers were 17 when they died.

“I came home from a hard day of work only to find my girlfriend holding our child. I didn’t know which was more horrifying, seeing my dead girlfriend and child, or knowing someone put them there.” -Edwin Reifer

🔵 The first man to drown during the building of the Hoover was J.G. Tierney, on December 20, 1922. The final man to during the project was Patrick W. Tierney, his son, in 1935 - - also on December 20. 🔵

I found myself opening a door in the basement and then I saw the endless cavern of hour-glasses as far as the eye could see. The closest to the door had the names of my family members etched on them. I saw the sand in my parent’s hour-glasses about to run out. I called them and told them to not get on the plane. The sand in the hour-glasses refilled. —Human_Gravy

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Nobody wants to go near me anymore. r/shortscarystories Nobody wants to go near me anymore. People used to like me, they'd sit next to me on a park bench, they'd smile when they saw me, they were completely comfortable bringing their girlfriends and kids around me. Not anymore. Not since that awful murd*r. Now they cross the street to avoid me, and if they do look at me, it's only with a look of disgust. I wish I could tell them all how sorry I was. Sure, nobody blames me. It's not my fault. They know it wasn't my fault. But now, they can't stand to even glance my way. I'm so lonely. God, what I wouldn't give to have someone sit down for lunch with me. I took the little things like that for granted for so long. I had to watch him dıe. They hung him, and left before he was even deἀd. I was the one that saw the lífe leave his eyes, saw the paın and desperation on his face, and I couldn't do a thing to help him. Those terrified eyes will haunt me for the rest of my lífe. I wanted nothing more than to reach out and save him, point the police to the hangers, and see those awful men put in jail for the rest of their lives. But I couldn't. I'll never be able to. I can't control where my branches bend, and my leaves can only rustle and whisper in the wind.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 hr. ago jesth857 I Watched As My Son Slowly Turned Blue After Tasting My Food From DoorDash Will they ever stop trying to poison me?

r/TwoSentenceHorror 6 days ago Old_Lady_In_Titanic Everyone else was distracted by the huge iceberg that glided within inches of the ship. Only I saw the giant metallic sea-bear gash a hole in the hull beneath the waterline with it's razor sharp knife-like claws.

Tʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-Tʀᴇᴀᴛ /sʜᴏʀᴛsᴄᴀʀʏsᴛᴏʀɪᴇs GᴜʏAᴡᴋs Tʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-Tʀᴇᴀᴛ “Is ᴛʜɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ, Jᴀɴᴇᴛ? Yᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏɴ Eᴅᴅʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ!” Mʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀ Yᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴍs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪɴɪsʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʙᴡᴇʙs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴɪᴠᴀɴ’s ᴅɪsᴘʟᴀʏ. Aʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ɪs ᴀ sᴇᴀ ᴏғ sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ Hᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴄᴀʀ ʙᴏᴏᴛs, ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀs ʜᴇʀs. “Yᴇs” I ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴅɪsᴘʟᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴀʀ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ. “Mʏ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ.” “Oʜ ɪᴛ’s sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ. Iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴅᴏᴏʀ-ᴛᴏ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʀs ɪɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋs. Lɪғᴇ’s ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴀᴘᴛɪɴɢ.” Eᴅᴅʏ ʙᴏʙs ɪɴ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ. Eᴀɢᴇʀ, ʜᴇ sᴇᴛs ᴏғғ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴏᴏᴋɪʟʏ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴍɪɴɪᴠᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴅs ʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ. “Tʜɪs ᴅᴏᴇs sᴇᴇᴍ ғᴜɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅs, Yᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇ” I ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ sʜᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇs. “Bᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ sᴀғᴇ ɪs ᴛʜɪs? Wɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀs’ ᴄᴀʀs…” “Hᴏɴᴇʏ, ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍᴜᴄʜ sᴀғᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ-ᴏʀ- ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ!” sʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀssᴜʀᴇs ᴍᴇ. Sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ, I ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ ʙᴏᴏᴛ sʟᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ sʜᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇ ʀᴏᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ. Tʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ SUV ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ʙᴇɢɪɴs ʀᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʏ. Eᴅᴅʏ ɪs ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴇᴇɴ. “Hᴇʏ!” I sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ. Eᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ sᴘɪɴs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ I’ᴍ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ SUV ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs ᴇʀʀᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ. Wɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴄʀᴇᴇᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴛᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴜs. Aᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ʙᴇɢɪɴ sʜᴏᴜᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠᴀɴ ᴀs ɪᴛ ғʟᴇᴇs, ᴀʟʟ ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ ғʀᴀɴᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀғᴇ. “Is ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ?!” Aᴍɪᴅsᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴏs, I ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ Eᴅᴅʏ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. I ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ʀᴇʟɪᴇғ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ʜᴜɢ. “Aʟʟ ᴅᴏɴᴇ—ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ” ʜᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ғɪᴇɴᴅɪsʜʟʏ. I sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀ ғɪᴇɴᴅɪsʜ sᴍɪʟᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Tʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴠᴀɴ, ᴅʀɪᴠᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ, ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴅɪsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. Iᴛ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀs ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʀᴀᴋᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs. Tᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘʟᴇss ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇs ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs sᴍᴀsʜɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴅɪɢɢɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛs.

ᴮᴵᴿᵀᴴᴰᴬʸ ᶜᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱᔆ ᵇʸ ʳᵉᵈᵈⁱᵗ ᵘˢᵉʳ ᶻᵉⁿʳʸʰᵃᵒ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ᵗʳⁱᵉᵈ ʰⁱˢ ʰᵃʳᵈᵉˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱᶠᵗᵉᵉⁿ ᶠˡⁱᶜᵏᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ‧ ᴴᵉ ʰᵘᶠᶠᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘᶠᶠᵉᵈ‧‧‧ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒ ᵃᵛᵃⁱˡ‧ ᴴᵉ ᵍˡᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵃᵈ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵗ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗⁱᶠᵘˡ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᵉˣᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵘⁿᵇᵉᵃʳᵃᵇˡʸ ᵍᵘⁱˡᵗʸ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ'ˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵃʳᵉᵈ ˢᵃᵈˡʸ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿʸⁱᵉˡᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᶠˡᵃᵐᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃʳᵉˡʸ ᶠᵃˡᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ'ˢ ᶠᵉᵉᵇˡᵉ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵒᵘᵗ‧ ᔆʰᵉ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵏᵉᵈ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ʰᵉʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ‧ ᵂʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ "ᴴᵃᵖᵖʸ ᴮⁱʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ⸴" ˢʰᵉ ᵇˡᵉʷ ᵃ ᵍᵘˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ʷⁱⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜⁱⁿᵍ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗˢ ᵈⁱˢˢⁱᵖᵃᵗᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᶠᶠˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵐᵒᵏᵉ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰʸ ʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ‧ ᴵᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʸᵉᵃʳ; ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵃᵏᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ⸴ ʰᵉ ᶠᵃⁱˡᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᶜʳⁱᵉˢ‧ ᵀʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉᵈ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ʰᵘᵍ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ‧‧‧ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒ ᵃᵛᵃⁱˡ‧ ᴴᵉ ᵐᵉʳᵉˡʸ ᵈʳⁱᶠᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ʰᵉʳ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ‧

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→ мσяηιηg ιѕ α gσσ∂ тιмє тσ яємємвєя αℓℓ тнє ѕωєєт тнιηgѕ αη∂ αℓℓ ѕωєєт ρєяѕσηѕ ιη уσυя ℓιƒє ѕσ ωαкє υρ ωιтн уσυя уσυя ∂яєαмѕ gσσσ∂ мσяηιηg → тнαηк уσυ ƒσя ωαкιηg мє υρ. α ωαям gσσ∂ мσяηιηg, αƒтєя ѕωєєт ∂яєαмѕ σƒ ℓαѕт ηιgнт. ωιѕн уσυ α gσσ∂ ∂αу ωιтн gσσ∂ мσяηιηg:) → ιт мαкєѕ мє ѕσ нαρρу, тнιѕ ιѕ ωнαт ι м gσηηα ∂σ, ѕєη∂ α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ѕмѕ яιgнт вα¢к тσ уσυ, gσσ∂ мσяηιηg му ƒяιєη∂, нανє α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → уσυя ѕσυℓ ¢αмє вα¢к ƒяσм ∂яєαмℓ αη∂ яє-υηιтє∂ ωιтн α ѕℓєєριηg ѕєηѕєℓєѕѕ ριє¢є σƒ уσυяѕєℓƒ ѕℓσωℓу σρєη υя єуєѕ яєαℓιzє ιтѕ α вяαη∂ ηєω ∂αу gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ωє’яє ησт тσσ ¢ℓσѕє ιη ∂ιѕтαη¢є. ωє’яє ησт тσσ ηєαя ιη мιℓєѕ. вυт тєχт ¢αη ѕтιℓℓ тσυ¢н συя нєαятѕ αη∂ тнσυgнтѕ ¢αη вяιηg υѕ ѕмιℓєѕ. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg! → тнє ѕυη нα∂ яιѕє ƒяσм тнє єαѕт &αмρ; вιя∂ѕ я ѕιηgιηg нαρριℓу &αмρ; вυттєяƒℓιєѕ αяє αяσυη∂ тнє ƒℓσωєяѕ. ιт ιѕ тιмє тσ ωαкє υρ &αмρ; gινє α вιg уαωη &αмρ; ѕαу gσσ∂ мσяηιηg тσ уσυ.. → тнє ωσя∂ ‘нєℓℓσ’ мєαηѕ н=нσω я υ? є=єνєяутнιηg αℓℓ яιgнт? ℓ=ℓιкє 2 нєαя 4ям υ. ℓ=ℓσνє 2 ¢ υ ѕσση. σ=σвνισυѕℓу, ι мιѕѕ уσυ! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg му ƒяєιη∂ → αℓℓ ∂ α¢нιєνємєηтѕ ιη тнιѕ ωσяℓ∂ я мα∂є ву ρєσρℓє ωнσ нα∂ ∂ ¢συяαgє тσ ησт тσ ℓιѕтєη тσ ∂ ¢яσω∂.. вυт.. ∂σ ωαт тнєу ƒєℓт ωαѕ яιgнт?? тнιηк!! gυ∂ мσяηιηg!! → уσυя ѕσυℓ ¢αмє вα¢к ƒяσм ∂яєαмℓαη∂ яєυηιтє∂ ωιтн α ѕℓєєριηg ѕєηѕєℓєѕѕ ριє¢є σƒ уσυяѕєℓƒ ѕℓσωℓу σρєη уσυя єує яєαℓιzє ιтѕ α вяαη∂ ηєω ∂αу. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → gσ∂ ωιℓℓ ησт gινє υ α вυя∂єη υ ¢αη’т нαη∂ℓє. ѕσ, ιƒ υ ƒιη∂ υяѕєℓƒ ιη α мєѕѕ тнαт’ѕ ιмρσѕѕιвℓє тσ яєѕσℓνє, тαкє ιт αѕ α ¢σмρℓιмєηт-gσ∂ тнιηкѕ υ ¢αη ∂σ ιт! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → тнє ѕυη яιѕєѕ ιηтσ тнє ѕку тнє ѕυη яιѕєѕ ιηтσ тнє ѕку ωιтн тнє ωαямєѕт ѕмιℓє, нє ωιѕнєѕ уσυ α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg, нσριηg тнαт уσυ нανє тнє ρєяƒє¢т ∂αу. тαкє ¢αяє &αмρ; мιѕѕ уσυ. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → αвσνє тнє ∂αяк нσяιzση ѕσση ηєω ℓιgнт яαуѕ ωιℓ αρρєαя. тнєу ѕιgηιƒу тσ αℓℓ тнє ωσяℓ∂ α ƒяєѕн ηєω ∂αу ιѕ нєяє gσσ∂ мσяηιηg: → gσσ∂ мσяηιηg αℓωαуѕ ωєℓ¢σмє α ηєω ∂αу ωιтн α”ѕмιℓє”ση уσυя ℓιρѕ, “ℓσνє”ιη уσυя “нєαят” &αмρ; “gσσ∂ тнσυgнтѕ”ιη уσυя “мιη∂” &αмρ; уσυ’ℓℓ нανє α ωση∂єяƒυℓ ∂αу → α вιя∂ тнαт уσυ ѕєт ƒяєє мαу вє ¢αυgнт αgαιη, вυт α ωσя∂ тнαт єѕ¢αρєѕ уσυя ℓιρѕ ωιℓℓ ησт яєтυяη … ѕσ тнιηк вєƒσяє уσυ ℓєαρ g σ.σ ∂ мσяηιηg → тнє ωσя∂ ‘нєℓℓσ’ мєαηѕ н=нσω я υ? є=єνєяутнιηg αℓℓ яιgнт? ℓ=ℓιкє 2 нєαя 4ям υ. ℓ=ℓσνє 2 ¢ υ ѕσση. σ=σвνισυѕℓу, ι мιѕѕ уσυ! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg му ƒяιєη∂ → σηє ∂αу мση∂αу ωєηт тσтυєѕ∂αу тσ ѕєє ωє∂ηєѕ∂αу αη∂ αѕк тнυяѕ∂αу ωнєαтнєя ƒя∂αу нαѕ тσℓ∂ ѕαтυя∂αу тнαт ѕυη∂αу ιѕ α ƒυη ∂αу....gσσ∂ мσяηιηg... → тнє ѕυη яιѕєѕ ιηтσ тнє ѕку тнє ѕυη яιѕєѕ ιηтσ тнє ѕку ωιтн тнє ωαямєѕт ѕмιℓє, нє ωιѕнєѕ уσυ α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg, нσριηg тнαт уσυ нανє тнє ρєяƒє¢т ∂αу. тαкє ¢αяє &αмρ; мιѕѕ уσυ. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ιт ιѕ α ѕ”ιмρℓє” м”ιη∂ тσυ¢нιηg” ι”ηтєяα¢тινє” ℓ”σηg ℓαѕтιηg” є”ƒƒє¢т ωнι¢н ωιηѕ тнє нєαятѕ. уєѕ.. ιтѕ уσυя “ѕωєєт ѕмιℓє” ѕσ кєєρ ѕмιℓιηg αℓωαуѕ, gσσ∂ мσяηιηg! → α ∂αу мαу ѕтαят σя єη∂ ωιтнσυт α мєѕѕαgє ƒяσм мє, вυт вєℓιєνє мє ιт ωση\'т ѕтαят σя єη∂ ωιтнσυт мє тнιηкιηg σƒ υ... gσσ∂ мσяηιηg! → gєт υρ ƒяσм уσυя ѕσƒту ѕσƒту вє∂… σρєη уσυя… тєєηу ωєєηу єуєѕ… ωαѕн уσυя ριηку ѕнιηку ƒα¢є… вє¢αυѕє… ѕσмє σηє ωαηтѕ тσ ωιѕн уσυ… gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → мσяηιηg νσι¢єѕ υк: нι ∂єαя υѕα:gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ¢нιηα мєнσω נαραη:ѕнαηнσω ιтαℓу:мαηι¢нι ιη∂ια:ηαмαѕтαу ƒяαη¢є:ѕαη¢нαу ιη∂ια: υтн вαιgнαяαт, ѕυвαн к 8 вαנ gαує нαιη → (g)яαρєѕ (σ)яαηgє ѕαρ(σ)тα (∂)αтєѕ (м)αηgσ ρ(σ)мєgяαηαтє ѕт(я)αωвєяяу ωαтєя-мєℓσ(η) ρ(ι)ηєαρρℓє вα(η)αηα (g)υανα нανє α ƒяυιту ∂αу.. → нι,ησω ι αм ¢σмιηg тσ мєєт υ… ιη тнє ωαу σƒ ѕυη ℓιgнт… ιη тнє ωαу σƒ ѕωєєт вяєєzє… ιη тнє ωαу σƒ gσσ∂ ωιѕнєѕ… נυѕт тσ ѕαу gσσ∂ мσяηιηg… → ∂єαя ¢υѕтσмєя, уσυя яємαιηιηg ѕℓєєριηg тιмє нαѕ єχριяє∂. ѕσ ρℓєαѕє ℓєανє уσυя вє∂ αη∂ gєт υρ. αη∂ ѕαу т0 αℓℓ g00∂ м0яηιηg нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу !!! → ησ мαη ιη тнιѕ ωσяℓ∂ ιѕ яι¢н єησυgн тσ вυу нιѕ σωη ραѕт. єηנσу єα¢н мσмєηт вєƒσяє ιт gєтѕ вєуση∂ яєα¢н. нανє gσσ∂ ∂αу! → ωяαρ α яαιηвσω σƒ נσу ιη уσυ нєαят, ℓєт тнє ѕυη ραιηт α ѕмιℓє ση уσυя ƒα¢є, яємσνє αℓℓ ¢ℓσυ∂ѕ σƒ ∂συвт &αмρ; ƒєαя αη∂ яє¢єινє gσ∂’ѕ gιƒт σƒ ℓιƒє. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg! → мσяηιηg ιѕ ησт σηℓу ѕυηяιѕє вυт α вєαυтιƒυℓ мιяα¢ℓє σƒ gσ∂ тнαт ∂єƒєαтѕ ∂αякηєѕѕ &αмρ; ѕρяєα∂ѕ ℓιgнт. мαу уσυ нανє α вєαυтιƒυℓ ∂αу αℓωαуѕ..!! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → gσ∂ ωιℓℓ ησт gινє уσυ α вυя∂єη, уσυ ¢αη’т нαη∂ℓє. ѕσ, ιƒ уσυ ƒιη∂ уσυяѕєℓƒ ιη α мєѕѕ тнαт’ѕ ιмρσѕѕιвℓє тσ яєѕσℓνє, тαкє ¢нαℓℓєηgє αѕ α ¢σмρℓιмєηт. gσ∂ тнιηкѕ уσυ ¢αη ∂σ ιт! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → ѕιℓєηт ιη мσυтн мαу ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ.. вυт.. ѕмιℓє ιη мσυтн мαу ѕσℓνє αℓℓ тнє ρяσвℓємѕ.. ѕσ αℓωαуѕ нανє α ѕωєєт, ѕιℓєηт ѕмιℓє… ωιѕн уσυ α gσσ∂ мσяηιηg αη∂ ηι¢є ∂αу. → ωнαтєνєя ιѕ вєαυтιƒυℓ, ωнαтєνєя ιѕ мєαηιηgƒυℓ, ωнαтєνєя gινєѕ уσυ нαρριηєѕѕ мαу αℓℓ тнαт вє уσυя тσ∂αу, тσмσяяσω &αмρ; ƒσяєνєя , gσö∂ мσяηιηg → αη ι∂єαℓ ∂αу ѕнσυℓ∂ вєgιη ωιтн α ¢υтє ℓιттℓє уαωη ση уσυя ƒα¢є, α ¢υρ σƒ ¢σƒƒєє ιη уσυя нαη∂ &αмρ; α ѕмѕ ƒяσм мє ση уσυя мσвιℓє?! нανє α gяєαт ∂αу! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg. → ѕιмρℓє мυѕι¢ ¢αη мαкє уσυ ѕιηg, α ѕιмρℓє нυg ¢αη мαкє уσυ ƒєєℓ вєттєя, ѕιмρℓє тнιηgѕ ¢αη мαкє уσυ нαρρу. нσρє му ѕιмρℓє нι…!!! ωιℓℓ мαкє уσυ ѕмιℓє …gσσ∂ мσяηιηg…. → gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ωιтн α gяєαт ℓιgнт σƒ ѕυη ωιтн тнє ѕσηgѕ σƒ вιя∂ѕ ωιтн тнє gяєαт αzααη σƒ мαѕנι∂ ωιтн тнє qυяααη ωιтн тнє нαρριηєѕѕ ωιтн α gяєαт ѕмιℓє αη∂ ωιтн тнє мσяηιηg ρяαуєя нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу → мσяηιηg вєαυту ωιтн ¢σσℓ αη∂ ѕσƒт вяєєzє αяє яємιη∂єяѕ тнαт αℓℓαн ℓσνєѕ уσυ. ѕσ уσυ ѕнσυℓ∂ єηנσу тнє ∂αу αη∂ мαкє уσυ ∂αу α мємσяαвℓє αη∂ ℓσναвℓє ∂αу! “gσσ∂ мσяηιηg”:-* → ∂σηт яєα∂ ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ ѕтσяу яєα∂ σηℓу ƒαιℓυяє ѕтσяу, в’¢σz, ƒαιℓυяє ѕтσяу уσυ gєт ηєω ι∂єα тσ ωιη, ƒяσм ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ ѕтσяу уσυ gєт σηℓу мєѕѕαgє. gσσ∂ мσяηιηg тσ υ → ¢нєєяƒυℓ ρєσρℓє αяє ℓιкє ѕυηℓιgнт. тнєу ѕнιηє ιη тσ тнє ¢σяηєяѕ σƒ тнє нєαят &αмρ; σƒƒєя вяιgнт мσяηιηgѕ &αмρ; ƒяєѕн нσρєѕ. **gσσ∂ мσяηιηg** тσ σηє ѕυ¢н ρєяѕση… → нι тσ ѕωєєт ρєяѕση ωнσ ραѕѕє∂ ѕωєєт ηιgнт ωιтн α ѕωєєт ∂яєαм, ησω ωαηт тσ ραѕѕ ѕωєєт ∂αу ωιтн ѕωєєт тαℓк, нανє α ѕωєєт ∂αу, нανє α ѕωєєт мσяηιηg!!! → “тнє мιηυтє уσυ тнιηк σƒ gινιηg υρ αηу яєℓαтιση, тнιηк σƒ тнє яєαѕση ωну уσυ нєℓ∂ ιт ѕσ ℓσηg” gσσ∂ мσяηιηg αη∂ нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу. → ησω ѕυη ιѕ нαρρу αη∂ мσση ιѕ υρѕєт вє¢αυѕє мσση ιѕ мιѕѕιηg уσυ αη∂ ѕυη ιѕ ωιтн уσυ нανє α gяєαт αη∂ ℓσνєℓу ∂αу → нαρριηєѕѕ ιѕ ησт ѕσмєтнιηg υ ρσѕтρσηє 4 тнє ƒυтυяє. ιт’’ѕ ѕσмєтнιηg υ ∂єѕιgη 4 тнє ρяєѕєηт. мαкє єα¢н мσмєηт α нαρρу σηє. ι נυѕт ∂ι∂ ιт ву яємємвєяιηg υ! gσσ∂ мσяηιηg &αмρ; нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу → g-gєт υρ σ-σρєη уσυя єуєѕ σ-συт σƒ уσυя вє∂ ∂-∂αу нαѕ яιѕєη м-мєяяу ℓιƒє σ-σℓ∂ ∂яєαмѕ ¢σмє тяυє я-яιѕє αη∂ ѕнιηє η-ηєω ƒяιєη∂ѕ ι-ι∂єαѕ σƒ ℓιƒє η-ηι¢є ƒυтυяє g-gσσ∂∂αу 4 υ! → αη єχ¢єℓℓєηт ѕαуιηg “тнє ∂яєαм ιѕ ησт ωнαт уσυ ѕєє ιη ѕℓєєρ, ∂яєαм ιѕ тнє тнιηg ωнι¢н ∂σєѕ ησт ℓєт уσυ ѕℓєєρ.” gσσ∂ мσяηιηg → мαηу ρєσρℓє яєαℓιzє тнєιя нєαят’ѕ ∂єѕιяєѕ ℓαтє ιη ℓιƒє ¢σηтιηυє ℓєαяηιηg ηєνєя ѕтσρ ѕтяινιηg &αмρ; кєєρ уσυя ¢υяισѕιту ѕнαяρ &αмρ; уσυ’ℓℓ ηєνєя вє¢σмє тσσ σℓ∂ тσ αρρяє¢ιαтє ℓιƒє ~ gσσ∂ мσяηιηg ~ → єνєяу ѕυηѕєт gινєѕ υѕ, σηє ∂αу ℓєѕѕ тσ ℓινє! вυт єνєяу ѕυηяιѕє gινє υѕ, σηє ∂αу мσяє тσ нσρє! ѕσ, нσρє ƒσя тнє вєѕт. gσσ∂ ∂αу &αмρ; gσσ∂ ℓυ¢к! 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I hate my appearance. I was working at McDonalds the other day and while a lady was paying, her 3 year old daughter tugged on her mother's skirt, pointed at me and said, "look mommy, a princess!" The mom said, "why do u say that?" Then the girl replied, “She's BEAUTIFUL!” Her innocent LGMH Jul 15, 2013 at 10:30pm by Anonymous

20 OCTOBER 2010 VIA LoveGivesMeHope lovegivesmehope: givesmehope: My best friend died in a car accident on his way to deliver me soup for my cold. Found in the car was also a bouquet of flowers and a card that read: “We’ve been best friends for the last 5 years. Now, let’s be lovers for the next 50.” Unforgettable LGMH

July 1996 . Twins can be conjoined at the: Abdomen (omphalopagus). Chest (thoracopagus). Top of head down to the belly button, facing each other (cephalopagus). Head only (craniopagus). Pelvis, facing each other (ischiopagus). Pelvis, side-to-side (parapagus). Rump-to-rump (pygopagus). Vertebral column (rachipagus). Generally, parapagus are conjoined at the upper chest. Parapagus, united laterally, always share a conjoined pelvis with one or two sacrums and one symphysis pubis. Dithoracic parapagus is when the two chests are separated, and the fusion is confined to the pelvis and abdomen. Dicephalic parapagus is if there is the union of the entire trunk but not the heads. The heart, liver, and diaphragm are fused, but there is a duplication of the respiratory tract and upper digestive tract; the viscera organs are fused. There are two arms, two legs, and two complete vertebral column and spinal cord. The number of limbs varies from 4 to 7, rarely with four legs. Generally, each lung is present in a separate lung cavity. The fusion of lungs is very rare. The alignment of the conjoined pelvis is diagnostic-one complete pelvic ring, with a single anterior pubic symphysis, and with two laterally fused sacral bones, and predominantly only one rectum. Ischiopagi are united ventrally extending from the umbilicus down to a sizeable conjoined pelvis with two symphyses pubis and two sacrum. Craniopagus can be united at any portion of the skull except at the face and the foramen magnum. Pygopagus varieties are joined dorsally; sharing the sacrococcygeal and perineal regions, sometimes even involving the spinal cord. Rachipagus twins are united dorsally above the sacrum. The union may also include the occiput. The cephalopagus varients are fused from the umbilicus to the top of the head. The pelvis and lower abdomen are usually not fused. Thoracopagus are united face-to-face from the upper thorax down till the umbilicus. Omphalopagus are primarily United at the umbilical region aligned face to face. The pelvis is not united. The pure parapagus is two heads, two hands, two legs, two hearts and two pairs of lungs. Conjoined twins are classified on the basis of the union's site, with the suffix pagus meaning fixed or fastened. The twins can have four (tetrapus), three (tripus), or two (bipus) legs. Cephalopagus: The twins often have a fused thorax in addition to a fused head. The single fused head may have two faces (janiceps) Cephalothoracopagus twinning is characterized by the anterior union of the upper half of the body, with two faces angulated variably on a conjoined head. The anomaly is occasionally known as janiceps, named after the two-faced Roman god Janus. The prognosis is extremely poor because surgical separation is not an option, in that only a single brain and a single heart are present and the gastrointestinal (GI) tracts are fused. Craniopagus: The conjoined twins share the skull, meninges, and venous sinuses Ischiopagus: The twins may lie face to face or end to end Pygopagus: The twins are joined dorsally, sharing the sacrococcygeal and perineal regions Rachipagus: The twins generally have vertebral anomalies and neural tube defects. Thoracopagus: The twins lie face to face and share the sternum, diaphragm, upper abdomen wall, and liver and have an exomphalos

April 16th, 2013, 4:17 AM I was having lunch with my boyfriend and was telling him how I was scared to loose him He then smiled, got down on one knee and said “How about this, if you promise to grow old with me I promise to never break your heart” We’re now married and happier than ever. His LGMH.

Today my school had a fire drill. I was standing outside with one of the most popular football players, when a Down Syndrome girl came up to him and wanted to hold his hand because she was scared. Happily, he held her hand in front of all his friends back to class. His soft side in front of his boys GMH May 16, 2010 at 12:00pm by Rachel, Griffith IN

My Brenda was diagnosed with ovarian cancer and given 6 months to live. A year later she was still fighting when my grandma was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Brenda spent every second of her last days on Earth caring for her mum. Her selflessness GMH. Jan 1, 2015 at 11:00am by Abigail, Carmel, Indiana

Today I fell and slipped into my community pool, a man jumped into the pool and grabbed me out and started to perform CPR. I was totally fine, I noticed these groups of jocks were laughing at me. Who saved me? The captain of the football team, also known as my crush. His care for people GMH Aug 9, 2013 at 9:30pm by Charlie Jean, Santa Barbara, CA

Terms for the Mvrder of Loved Ones Amicicide: of one’s friend (amicus - friend) Avunculicide: of one’s uncle (avunculus - maternal uncle) Familicide: of one’s family (spouse and children) (familia - family) Filicide: of one’s daughter or son (filia - daughter; filius - son) Fratricide: of one’s brother (or sibling) (frater - brother; fratrem - sibling) Mariticide: of one’s husband (or spouse) (maritus - husband, spouse) Matricide: of one’s mother (mater - mother) Neonaticide: of one’s newborn child (neo - new; natus - born) Patricide: of one’s father (pater - father) Prolicide: of one’s offspring (proles - offspring) Senicide: of one’s elder (senes - elderly; senex - old man) Sororicide: of one’s sister (soror - sister) Uxoricide: of one’s wife (uxor - wife, spouse) Amiticide: of one’s aunt (amita - paternal aunt) Aniclicide: of one’s female elder (anicla - old woman) Avicide: of one’s grandparent (avia - grandmother; avus - grandfather) Conjicide: of one’s spouse (conjux, coniux - spouse, husband, wife) Nepticide: of one’s niece (nepti - niece)

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓲𝔃𝓮: 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 & 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂'𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓯𝓮. ଓ

I was diagnosed with breast cancer and wasn't expected to survive the night. The night I was expected to pass, my whole team surprised me at the hospital. They took shifts, and made sure I always had someone to talk to. 3 years later, they still GMH. Dec 31, 2014 at 11:00pm by spittinmoose

When we were 12, he asked me to marry him. I said no. He asked me to marry him several times after that, even after we attended different colleges. Each time I said no. After 14 years, I finally asked him. We're getting married today. KGMH Jan 7, 2015 at 9:30pm by Anonymous

I was reading about a little kid whose mom told him the key to life was happiness When he was in school the teacher asked them to write down what they wanted to be when they grew up. He said happy. They said he didn't understand the assignment. He said they didn't understand life. My generation GMH Sep 4, 2010 @ 7:00 am by kaaadeceBAM

r/TwoSentenceHorror 34 min. ago MistStarz “Sweetie, dolls don’t move on ıt's own,” mother comforted her terrıfıed daughter. “So just sit sti̕ll while I stitch your prettɥ lıttle møuth up.”

22 years ago, a 16 year old girl was pregnant with a baby. Understanding the circumstances, her parents told her to abort or be disowned. Her best friend - her 18 year old neighbour - although he was not the father, stepped into the father figures shoes. They got married 2 years later. Mom and Dad, your love for me, and for each other, GMH. Dec 1st, 2014

WIFE "Honey, I'm home!" I yelled, seeing my wife sitting at the dinner table already. "Nice to see you." her voice shook, a plastic smile stuck on her face. "It was a long day at work. Hey, do you mind maybe checking out upstairs? I saw your clothes strewn around...' I shrug, and start to eat dinner. "Of course!" A fuller, bigger smile. She races upstairs, and I continue eating. escarysories It's been quite a while, does it really take that long to put away clothes? So I tiptoe upstairs, and hear panicked whispering. *9111 Yes okay, this man thinks I'm his wife and.. ohmygod he's coming! My address j.* "What's going on, honey?" She screams as I impale the knife into her chest.

In 1989 a woman gave birth to a girl who had down syndrome, and a hole in her heart and stomach. She died 3 years later. Her next child was miscarried. She got pregnant again and was told to have an abortion that refused even though she knew the risks were high for her and the baby. Here I am 14 years later, perfectly healthy. Mom, your LGMH Dec 1st, 2014

January 26th, 2013, 11:34 AM That awkward moment when you trip up in public...

29TH JUNE 2010 2 years ago, he sat behind me in class. 18 months ago, I gave him his first kiss. 12 months ago, my leukemia came back. Yesterday, he gave me his kidney. We’re still in high school. His LGMH.

POSTED 13 YEARS AGO I found out 20 years ago I would never be able to have kids due to radiation treatment. 9 months ago my 15 year old sister found out she was pregnant. My whole family encouraged to abort, but she refused. Today my husband and I brought home this beautiful baby – not as our niece, but as our daughter. My sister’s selfless love GMH. POSTED 13 YEARS AGO