okay guys so I got juicy top extra beef with the extra tea that I spilled. Okay so I was in science class when my biggest hater, lets call her Ugly B ☺️ raised her hand to go to the bathroom. My science teacher, Mr. Crab, was secretly a crab who hid in girls' toilets. Only a few girls know this and the few girls called him Mr. Crap because we would always make sure to take a extra big messy crap for him to deal with. He said "Okay, but make sure not to take too long or else I'll call your parents that you got a F-" Mr. Crab said, Ugly B went to the bathroom and I raised my hand too to go to the bathroom. Mr. Crab knew I hated Ugly B so he had me go to the bathroom. While I was walking off, I heard Mr. Crab say "Okay class, I'm going to the bathroom." I knew that Ugly B would have a big messy crap from the school lunch she had earlier which was raisins that looked like old bunny poop. I went in the girls' bathroom and I got out my gas mask. And then I heard the 💩 she had pooped the most loudest, stinkiest crap on Earth. My teacher had secretly got in the toilet and he died because of it. "Hey, girl, r u okay bc I have some toilet paper u can use." i said, handing toilet paper with 💩 on it. "Ew, what is this brown stuff." She said. "My grandma's homemade chocolate cupcake frosting." I said back, knowing that was a big messy lie. "Oh okay, thans girl. We besties now. WAIT! Did u follow me here?" She took another crap, smeller than the last. "No, I had to go to the bathroom too." I secretly farted in the bathroom and ran away. I got bavk and the class was already talking about Mrs. Bottom's bottom. I saw my Jakey boo bear and I blushed so hard, my face was red as a ripe tomato that experienced sun burn. My Jakey boo bear then saw me and I turned into a tomato crab. "Omg, do you wanna date me?" My Jakey boo bear said, handing out roses that were red as my face to me. "Y-yes, Jakey boo bear." I ate the roses and then we kissed. The principal came in and screamed "NO KISSING ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!" But we didn't care 🤭 stay tuned for more