Funny pickup lines :
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
Are you lighnting? Because you're McQueen.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have a pet? Because seeing you has given me a whole new leash on life.
Is your name Jimmy? Because I've Fallon for you.
I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.
Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
Clever Pick Up Lines
123456789. The only number I don't see here is yours.
Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.
Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you I pictured our Dreamhouse.
What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
Cute Pick Up LinesThey say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?
Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless.
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.
If I had a time machine, I'd use it to relive this exact moment.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9…because I'm the 1 you need.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you a cat? Because I've fallen fur you.
I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
I'm no electrician but I can light up your day.
Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.