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I Want to Help
It was a beautiful morning when I woke up, the sun shining through
and the wildlife up and about. I went for my morning stroll, taking my
usual route.
I stopped by the surface of the water, when I saw the most peculiar
thing: a little girl… In there. Couldn’t she breathe? Why didn’t she
come out? Panicking, I reached out and grabbed her arms, yanking
her out of it and holding her close to me. She started to scream, but
then seemed to be choking. I tried to calm her down. “Shh…
Everything is fine, little one, I saved you! Relax! Breathe in!”
But she wouldn’t. And soon, despite all my efforts, she went limp. Not
again! I couldn’t understand. I had taken her out of that horrible,
disgusting air, and into the safety of the water. What had I done
wrong this time?
Maybe my tentacles frighten them. Maybe I wasn’t gentle enough. Human
children are so unpredictable. I’ll save one for real next time, I
swear.
Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM
What did the ocean say to
the other ocean
Nothing they just waved
hahahahaha
I sea you got the joke
Hahahaha dying
I'm shore you are...
Hahahaha
March 30th, 2015, 5:10 PM
Mom
Hey mum can I have fifty bucks?>
<Money doesn't grow on trees!
What's paper made from?>
<Trees.
What's money made from?>
<80% cotton. Which grows on a bush.
smartphOWNED.com
Como el principito con una rosa. Mi vida no ha sido la misma desde que leí; “A veces uno no quiere sanar algo que duele, porque quizás, ese sea el único lazo que queda con esa persona.” La mejor curva que tienes mujer no está en la copa de tu sostén, no está en las curvas de tu cadera, ni en tu trasero casi redondo; tu curva más bonita es tu sonrisa por saberte hermosa a pesar de las opiniones que pesen encima de tus hombros. Al parecer no he contado todas las estrellas en el cielo…ni descifrado por completo las miradas que me robas los suspiros y los sueños, Mi rostro clamando invierno, pero cuando sonríe el sol parece ser eterno. Mi amor tiene más gotas, que la lluvia de cualquier inseguridad.💫✨✨
“In the evenings, before I went to sleep, and in the mornings, in the moment I woke up, I realised I was praying for rain.”
— The Garden of Words (2013)
Messages
Dad
Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM
Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom
door can you get rid of it? Pis hurry because I'm
going to cry
Dad
Dad >
Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM
< Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
Two-Headed Calf
by Laura Gilpin
Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap the bødy
in newspaper and carry to the museum.
But tonight is alive and in the north
field with the mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
when staring into the sky, there are
twice as many stars as usual.
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
in my healing era ☁️ ᡣ𐭩 ﾟ｡
r/TwoSentenceHorror
6 min. ago
gogozombie2
As I wandered lost in the woods, I couldn't help but think that i would die alone.
"Not alone," came a voice from the trees.