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Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM
What did the ocean say to
the other ocean
Nothing they just waved
hahahahaha
I sea you got the joke
Hahahaha dying
I'm shore you are...
Hahahaha
➣ “ What’s a few more…
EXCRUCIATINGLY
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…hours. ‟
I Want to Help
It was a beautiful morning when I woke up, the sun shining through
and the wildlife up and about. I went for my morning stroll, taking my
usual route.
I stopped by the surface of the water, when I saw the most peculiar
thing: a little girl… In there. Couldn’t she breathe? Why didn’t she
come out? Panicking, I reached out and grabbed her arms, yanking
her out of it and holding her close to me. She started to scream, but
then seemed to be choking. I tried to calm her down. “Shh…
Everything is fine, little one, I saved you! Relax! Breathe in!”
But she wouldn’t. And soon, despite all my efforts, she went limp. Not
again! I couldn’t understand. I had taken her out of that horrible,
disgusting air, and into the safety of the water. What had I done
wrong this time?
Maybe my tentacles frighten them. Maybe I wasn’t gentle enough. Human
children are so unpredictable. I’ll save one for real next time, I
swear.
March 30th, 2015, 5:10 PM
Mom
Hey mum can I have fifty bucks?>
<Money doesn't grow on trees!
What's paper made from?>
<Trees.
What's money made from?>
<80% cotton. Which grows on a bush.
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Messages
Dad
Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM
Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom
door can you get rid of it? Pis hurry because I'm
going to cry
Dad
Dad >
Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM
< Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
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