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Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 13 hr. ago Madmonkeman The boy was determined to catch Santa entering the house and wanted to see what would happen. 100 years later as an Christmas elf, he still can’t remember anything other than constantly making toys, wrapping presents...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 hr. ago stickfigurescalamity ϟ ѕcrσll dσwn αll thє wαч “i want all weapons of mass destruction to disappear forever from earth,” i made my wish. “done,” santa said and the clouds part to reveal an alien armada, just waiting for this moment.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 4 yr. ago Averagebiker21 After I asked the crystal ball to tell me how to escape death, I was very confused as it read "No, thanks honey, I'm full" However, something clicked in my head when my wife offered me cake after dinner...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 5 min. ago InfamousInspector863 Her heart raced as the caller informed her that her date had died in a car crash earlier that evening. She turned slowly to face the person driving, realizing she was sitting next to a complete stranger.

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Tuesday, March 31st, 2015 | I only go shopping at night The cashier swipes my items across the scanner as I stare at the floor. I find it easiest to get through my anxiety by avoiding eye contact with other people. That’s why I only go shopping at night fewer people to avoid. “Did you find everything okay?” she asks casually. “Mm-hmm,” I mumble to the floor. Her voice sounds nice. Pleasant. Curiosity wins over and I glance up. The cashier’s head is completely caved in on the left side. Probably a car accident. I snap my gaze back down towards the floor. After I pay she gives back my change in a hand so mangled I’m surprised it can hold anything at all. Thanking her, I grab my bags and turn towards the exit. Immediately I see a man looking through magazines at the store front. The skin on his face and hands is the consistency of a hot dog that fell into a campfire. Burn victim. I rush out the door as fast as I can. In my car I finally catch my breath as I lean my forehead on the steering wheel. Eventually I look up and see my familiar reflection in the rear-view mirror: my head is blown open in the back. Gunshot victim. Why did I ever wish for the power to see how people die? Credit to reddit user resistance1984

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Jᴇʟʟʏ_Bᴇᴀɴ36 I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴀs ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ. Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴘᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ I'ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.

r/TwoSentenceHorror Deiun ...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop which is just the thing, because that's what...

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 4 days ago Alien-Warrior-52 We were so relieved to find another habitable planet in the galaxy! Apparently, the people there call it “Earth.”

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r/shortscarystories 4 yr. ago RVKony Join The Blind Child "Stãbbing." Sylvia pointed a trembling finger at my brother Arthur. Her milky, unseeing eyes gleamed in his direction, and his wife, Agnes, trembled with indignation from across the table. My husband's face colored as he dropped his fork and dragged our daughter back into her bedroom, scolding her as they went. The rest of the night was awkward, and the pep in our conversation never recovered. Two weeks later, Agnes was st*bbed to dEath in her office parking lot. An college student found her, and called the cops. My brother swore that he bore no ill will against my daughter, but I could tell that he was lying. One day, the middle-aged woman who taught my daughter how to read her braille called me. "Ma'am, I don't know what's going on but your daughter's been whispering, 'electrocution, electrocution,' for the past half-hour and it's starting to distract her from her lessons. Could you please talk to her?" I did. Sylvia, in her nine-year-old lack of understanding, told me it was "just a cool new word" she learnt at school. The dEath of an electrician made headlines the following week. It was a freak accident involving tangled wires and a bucket of water. Sylvia's teacher's face was blurred for privacy, but her voice was as familiar as anything to me: "He was…my partner…my soulmate." While my husband was working late, I called Sylvia into the living room. "Honey, is there anything Mommy should know?" She hesitated. "Honey, you know you can talk to me." She denied it once more, "I have no secrets from you, Mommy." My husband walked into the living room with his hair tousled and his eyes distant. Instead of rushing to hug her dad, Sylvia simply turned towards him. "Fire," she said. My heart stopped. Everytime Sylvia said something like that, it was the person's partner who d1ed, and of that reason too. A fire? Was Sylvia merely making predictions, or was she cûrsêd on me for snooping in on her business? Why, this dēvıl child— I grew paranoid, checked the appliances and electronics constantly, and cleared the house of any fire hazards. That was my lįfe over the next few days. All the while, I kept my eyes on Sylvia. Sylvia. I had grown almost hateful towards my own daughter. My husband came home one night, wounded and blackened with soot, while I sat in the living room and Sylvia listened to the radio beside me. "What's the matter?" I asked. He gulped. "One of my colleagues, her house…her house caught fire. She was trapped in, but I managed to escape." That turned the gears in my head. "What were you doing in her house?" The expression on my husband's face was a sufficient admission of guilt. I opened my mouth to speak—no, to scream—but a smaller voice from beside me looked at me and whispered: "Poisoning."

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 day ago dreamisland123456 ᶜᵒⁿˢᶦˢᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵒʳᵉ "I'm getting my revenge!" She screamed, preparing to plunge the kn1fe into my chest. But it's to bad she has the wrong twin.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 9 mo. ago Jellycaine The aliens invaded planet earth, and the human never seems to notice. A thousand years later and they already think shadows are a natural occurrence.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 13 hr. ago Tasty_Freedom459 Being the first person on the moon is such a amazing experience Being the first forgotten, not so much

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Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 11 hr. ago daneylion I was told that I was getting too old to be a pilot and that this would be my last flight before retirement. I’m going to make sure for everyone on board that it’s their last flight too.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 days ago bombbodyguard Outside, the lights of towns and villages flickered in the distance as the Polar Express raced north. Unbeknownst to the happy children aboard, the North Pole would have its next batch of laborers, cursed to toil for centuries, never to return home…

Nobody wants to go near me anymore. r/shortscarystories Nobody wants to go near me anymore. People used to like me, they'd sit next to me on a park bench, they'd smile when they saw me, they were completely comfortable bringing their girlfriends and kids around me. Not anymore. Not since that awful murd*r. Now they cross the street to avoid me, and if they do look at me, it's only with a look of disgust. I wish I could tell them all how sorry I was. Sure, nobody blames me. It's not my fault. They know it wasn't my fault. But now, they can't stand to even glance my way. I'm so lonely. God, what I wouldn't give to have someone sit down for lunch with me. I took the little things like that for granted for so long. I had to watch him dıe. They hung him, and left before he was even deἀd. I was the one that saw the lífe leave his eyes, saw the paın and desperation on his face, and I couldn't do a thing to help him. Those terrified eyes will haunt me for the rest of my lífe. I wanted nothing more than to reach out and save him, point the police to the hangers, and see those awful men put in jail for the rest of their lives. But I couldn't. I'll never be able to. I can't control where my branches bend, and my leaves can only rustle and whisper in the wind.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 hr. ago jesth857 I Watched As My Son Slowly Turned Blue After Tasting My Food From DoorDash Will they ever stop trying to poison me?

r/TwoSentenceHorror 6 days ago Old_Lady_In_Titanic Everyone else was distracted by the huge iceberg that glided within inches of the ship. Only I saw the giant metallic sea-bear gash a hole in the hull beneath the waterline with it's razor sharp knife-like claws.

Tʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-Tʀᴇᴀᴛ /sʜᴏʀᴛsᴄᴀʀʏsᴛᴏʀɪᴇs GᴜʏAᴡᴋs Tʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-Tʀᴇᴀᴛ “Is ᴛʜɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ, Jᴀɴᴇᴛ? Yᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏɴ Eᴅᴅʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ!” Mʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀ Yᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴍs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪɴɪsʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʙᴡᴇʙs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴɪᴠᴀɴ’s ᴅɪsᴘʟᴀʏ. Aʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ɪs ᴀ sᴇᴀ ᴏғ sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ Hᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴄᴀʀ ʙᴏᴏᴛs, ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀs ʜᴇʀs. “Yᴇs” I ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴅɪsᴘʟᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴀʀ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ. “Mʏ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ.” “Oʜ ɪᴛ’s sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ. Iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴅᴏᴏʀ-ᴛᴏ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʀs ɪɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋs. Lɪғᴇ’s ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴀᴘᴛɪɴɢ.” Eᴅᴅʏ ʙᴏʙs ɪɴ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ. Eᴀɢᴇʀ, ʜᴇ sᴇᴛs ᴏғғ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴏᴏᴋɪʟʏ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴍɪɴɪᴠᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴅs ʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ. “Tʜɪs ᴅᴏᴇs sᴇᴇᴍ ғᴜɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅs, Yᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇ” I ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ sʜᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇs. “Bᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ sᴀғᴇ ɪs ᴛʜɪs? Wɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀs’ ᴄᴀʀs…” “Hᴏɴᴇʏ, ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍᴜᴄʜ sᴀғᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ-ᴏʀ- ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ!” sʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀssᴜʀᴇs ᴍᴇ. Sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ, I ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ ʙᴏᴏᴛ sʟᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ sʜᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇ ʀᴏᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ. Tʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ SUV ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ʙᴇɢɪɴs ʀᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʏ. Eᴅᴅʏ ɪs ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴇᴇɴ. “Hᴇʏ!” I sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ. Eᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ sᴘɪɴs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ I’ᴍ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ SUV ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs ᴇʀʀᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ. Wɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴄʀᴇᴇᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴛᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴜs. Aᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴏʀ-ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ʙᴇɢɪɴ sʜᴏᴜᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠᴀɴ ᴀs ɪᴛ ғʟᴇᴇs, ᴀʟʟ ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ ғʀᴀɴᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀғᴇ. “Is ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ?!” Aᴍɪᴅsᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴏs, I ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ Eᴅᴅʏ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. I ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ʀᴇʟɪᴇғ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ʜᴜɢ. “Aʟʟ ᴅᴏɴᴇ—ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ” ʜᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ғɪᴇɴᴅɪsʜʟʏ. I sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀ ғɪᴇɴᴅɪsʜ sᴍɪʟᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Tʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴠᴀɴ, ᴅʀɪᴠᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ, ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴅɪsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. Iᴛ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀs ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʀᴀᴋᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs. Tᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘʟᴇss ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇs ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs sᴍᴀsʜɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴅɪɢɢɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛs.

ᴮᴵᴿᵀᴴᴰᴬʸ ᶜᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱᔆ ᵇʸ ʳᵉᵈᵈⁱᵗ ᵘˢᵉʳ ᶻᵉⁿʳʸʰᵃᵒ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ᵗʳⁱᵉᵈ ʰⁱˢ ʰᵃʳᵈᵉˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱᶠᵗᵉᵉⁿ ᶠˡⁱᶜᵏᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ‧ ᴴᵉ ʰᵘᶠᶠᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘᶠᶠᵉᵈ‧‧‧ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒ ᵃᵛᵃⁱˡ‧ ᴴᵉ ᵍˡᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵃᵈ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵗ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗⁱᶠᵘˡ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᵉˣᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵘⁿᵇᵉᵃʳᵃᵇˡʸ ᵍᵘⁱˡᵗʸ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ'ˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵃʳᵉᵈ ˢᵃᵈˡʸ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿʸⁱᵉˡᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᶠˡᵃᵐᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃʳᵉˡʸ ᶠᵃˡᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ'ˢ ᶠᵉᵉᵇˡᵉ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵒᵘᵗ‧ ᔆʰᵉ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵏᵉᵈ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ʰᵉʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ‧ ᵂʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ "ᴴᵃᵖᵖʸ ᴮⁱʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ⸴" ˢʰᵉ ᵇˡᵉʷ ᵃ ᵍᵘˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ʷⁱⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜⁱⁿᵍ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗˢ ᵈⁱˢˢⁱᵖᵃᵗᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᶠᶠˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵐᵒᵏᵉ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰʸ ʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ‧ ᴵᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʸᵉᵃʳ; ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵃᵏᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ⸴ ʰᵉ ᶠᵃⁱˡᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᶜʳⁱᵉˢ‧ ᵀʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉᵈ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉˢ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵐʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ʰᵘᵍ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ‧‧‧ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒ ᵃᵛᵃⁱˡ‧ ᴴᵉ ᵐᵉʳᵉˡʸ ᵈʳⁱᶠᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ʰᵉʳ⸴ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ‧

https://www.reddit.com/r/FullEpisodesOfSB/comments/1651tuc/comment/jybjno5/

Feliz★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • •。★Navidad★ 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜田田 ｜門｜ ˚ Un feliz año nuevo

The End From Redditor u/MrCookieCutter: For the first time in recorded history, no humans died today. Granted, that's because the last one died yesterday.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 5 yr. ago LifeIsContrast I ̼ͨͪj̱͉umpé̞d̊̐ fro̞̜m̲̐ the ed̰ͫ̀ġͪe̩͐ and̝͍ͭ ͉̾̈́pl͖͓̂u͇ͩ̋n̏̔g̯ed͓͎ͦ͂ t̹̅̀o̹͇w̆ards thͤe d͎͛ͤe̬̰p͔̂t̻h̟̓ͫs̘̩͊̑.͓̰.̰ͭ͐.̑.̭ p͔̻̥̮̒͒l̗͙̦̩̪̪͙̯͐̂̚ĕ̻̝̳̣͈͖̞̎̿̊͊͋̈́͒̑a͚̣̹ͮ̌͆̇̾s̠̘̰͙̰̐͑̋e͇̰̳͓̥̊̂͌͐̍͑̂,͚̘̜̉ͯ̒ͤͬ ̖̭̲̟̥͍̹͎ͧ͒ͯ͒ͨ͗̉F̭͎̌̇͑ͣḬ̑̃ͥͥͧN̗̰̎̓͗D͓̠͎̂̿ͨ́̉͐ ̘̤̤̠̘̺̼͖̩̓̆͒̔ͭ̆ͯ̚M̲̫̙͙̏ͦ̀̑E̺̗͈̣̹ͯ́̚ ̬̤͎̪͔̤̤̯ͧ͌ͭ̌̿ͩA͎̗͉͕̯̲̤͓͒̌ͪN̫̥͎ͯ̈̎͌͊͒D̠̬̮͆ ̬͇̫̠ͩ͒K̞͕̙̮̫͇͎͉ͤ̈́̿͒ͧ̽̐ͤͅI͉̒͗ͥL͍̤͚͖͚̆ͯ̎̽̑L͓̣͎̗̾ͯ̈́̚ ̣͎̱̪̝͉̈́ͣ̂̓̆̂̋ͤͫM̙̙̼ͩ͗͋ͣͫE̮̔̌͑̊!̳̖͉̺̾ͅͅ

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 6 hr. ago SabrinaBrna ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃⁱⁿˢ ˢᵉⁿˢⁱᵗⁱᵛᵉ ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗˢ Grandma always said that the déád don’t talk. After she diεd I learned it was because they could only scream.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 days ago steelerb56 ᴴᴼᴿᴿᴼᴿ ˢᵀᴼᴿʸ. The doomsday preacher at my mom's church predicted the end in 2 months and I shook my head and chuckled. I totally forgot that was two months ago as the oncoming tractor trailer veered into my lane.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 16 hr. ago mag2170 The procedure was a success and yet, I feel like my concerns on the trial are b-being sup...suppr... The procedure was a success.

ᵐᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ;. ┏ C o n t i n u e ? ┓. r/TwoSentenceHorror Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 days ago Muted-Duck4203 As I stood on top of the cliff I wondered what caused so many people to jump here. Until I felt icy cold hands on my back.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 days ago CreepyCavatelli As i rose from scooping the eggs into the basket i realised that all 209 hens were looming directly between me and the exit, silent and still as a statue. The flock leader gave a single menacing cluck and step toward me before each bird slowly followed suit.

Tuesday 16 October 2012 Congratulation SMS Congratulation SMS → нυяяαу! вяανσ! ¢σηgяαтѕ! яєαℓℓу ¢σσℓ! уσυ ∂ι∂ ιт! ωαу тσ gσ! gяєαт ωσяк! ѕєη∂ιηg уσυ α נυмвσ-ѕιzє∂ ¢σηgяαтυℓαтισηѕ! → ¢σηgяαтυℓαтισηѕ αη∂ ωιѕнιηg ƒσя тнє ηєχт נσυηєу αη∂ тнαηкѕ тσ ƒєєℓ мє ρяσυ∂ тнαт ι м υя ƒяιєη∂. яєαℓℓу ƒєєℓιηg νєяу ∂єℓιgнтє∂ тσ нєαя αвσυт υя gяαη∂ ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ. → уσυ ∂ι∂ ιт! αмαzιηg! αвσνє тнє яєѕт! αωєѕσмє! α+ ¢σηgяαтѕ! → нι ∂єαя, ¢σηgяαтєѕ ση уσυя ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ. gσ ƒυℓƒιℓℓ αℓℓ уσυя ωιѕнєѕ ωнαтєνєя уσυ ωαηт ιη уσυя ℓιƒє.. → нαтѕ 域 тσ υ! уσυ ωєяє ѕιмρℓу ѕυρєяв! ¢σηgяαтѕ! → ѕєη∂ιηg уσυ α נυмвσ-ѕιzє∂ ¢σηgяαтυℓαтισηѕ! уσυ ∂ι∂ ιт! → уσυ нανє ℓαη∂є∂ уσυя ∂яєαм נσв ¢σηgяαтυℓαтιση αη∂ gσσ∂ ℓυ¢к → уσυ’νє gяα∂υαтє∂… ιтѕ’ тιмє ƒσя уσυ тσ: - ℓινє ιт υρ - тσ ѕмιℓє - тαкє α вσω αη∂ тιмє ƒσя мє тσ ѕαу… ¢σηgяαтѕ! ωαу тσ gσ αη∂ ωσω! → ¢σηgяαтυℓαтισηѕ… ση уσυя gяα∂υαтιση! ωιѕнιηg уσυ ℓυ¢к &αмρ; ѕυ¢¢єѕѕ… ιη αℓℓ тнαт уσυ ∂σ! Posted by Kiran Bele at 04:28

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ɖǟʀᏦ ƈɦʀɨֆᏆʍǟֆ: ֆɛʋɛռ ֆɛǟֆօռǟʟ ʍօռֆᏆɛʀֆ ʄʀօʍ ʍʏᏆɦ ǟռɖ ʟɛɢɛռɖ Author's 𓂀𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖏𝖆𝖍𖣲̸☘♕ :zap: 11/12/21 ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ —(••÷[ 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 ]÷••)— :christmas_tree: ČℌƦĬṨŦṀᗛṨ ṀĬᎶℌŦ ŦƟĐᗛƳ ᗷℨ ᗛ ŦĬṀℨ ƟF ℑƟƳ ᗛŊĐ FℨṨŦĬƲĬŦƳ, ᗷỰŦ ᗛ Fℨϖ ČℨŊŦỰƦĬℨṨ ᗷℨFƟƦℨ FᗛŦℌℨƦ ČℌƦĬṨŦṀᗛṨ, ṀỰČℌ ƟF ℨỰƦƟƤℨ Ṩᗛϖ Ŧℌℨ ṀĬĐϖĬŊŦℨƦ ᗛṨ Ŧℌℨ ŦĬṀℨ ϖℌℨŊ Ŧℌℨ ĐℨᗛĐ ᗛŊĐ ĐℨṀƟŊĬČ ƦƟᗛṀℨĐ Ŧℌℨ FƦƟṨŦƳ ČƟỰŊŦƦƳṨĬĐℨ. ƤᗛỰĹ ℌᗛϖƘĬŊṨ ṨℨĹℨČŦṨ ṨℨƲℨŊ ƟF Ŧℌℨ ṀƟṨŦ FƦĬᎶℌŦℨŊĬŊᎶ ČℌƦĬṨŦṀᗛṨ ČƦℨᗛŦỰƦℨṨ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼO̶↦ꈼn̶↦ꈼe̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ krαϻϼῠϩ rϵϩϵϻϦlϵϩ αͷ αͷϯhrϴϼϴϻϴrϼhῖͼ, δϵϻϴͷῖͼ ϭϴαϯ ϣhϴ ϼῠͷῖϩhϵϩ ϻῖϩϦϵhανῖͷϭ ͼhῖlδrϵͷ. hϵ rῖϼϩ ϴῠϯ ϭῖrlϩ’ ϼῖϭϯαῖlϩ, Ϧϵαϯϩ ͼhῖlδrϵͷ ϣῖϯh Ϧῖrͼh Ϧrαͷͼhϵϩ αͷδ ϴfϯϵͷ ͼαrrῖϵϩ α Ϧαϩkϵϯ ϴͷ hῖϩ Ϧαͼk ϩϴ hϵ ͼαͷ ͼαrrϒ ϴff α ͼhῖlδ ϴf hῖϩ ͼhϴϴϩῖͷϭ αͷδ ͼϴͷϩῠϻϵ ϯhϵϻ fϴr ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ δῖͷͷϵr. 5 δϵͼϵϻϦϵr ῖϩ krαϻϼῠϩͷαͼhϯ – ϯhϵ ͷῖϭhϯ ϣhϵrϵ ϻϵͷ ῖͷ hϴϻϵϻαδϵ krαϻϼῠϩ ͼϴϩϯῠϻϵϩ ͼhαrϭϵδ αrϴῠͷδ αlϼῖͷϵ νῖllαϭϵϩ ϣῖϯh ϼῖϯͼhfϴrkϩ, δϵϻαͷδῖͷϭ Ϧϴϴϟϵ αͷδ ϯhrϵαϯϵͷῖͷϭ ϩϯrαͷϭϵrϩ. ϭϵͷῠῖͷϵ ϻϴͷϩϯϵrϩ frϴϻ ϯhϵ fῖrϵϩ ϴf hϵll ϣϴῠlδ ϼrϴϦαϦlϒ hανϵ ͼαῠϩϵδ lϵϩϩ δϵϩϯrῠͼϯῖϴͷ. ϯhϵϩϵ 'krαϻϼῠϩ rῠͷϩ' ͼϴͷϯῖͷῠϵ ϯϴδαϒ αͷδ αrϵ α lῖϯϯlϵ ϻϴrϵ ϴrϭαͷῖϩϵδ Ϧῠϯ ϩϯῖll ϯϵrrῖfϒῖͷϭ ϯϴ ϣῖϯͷϵϩϩ. ϣhῖlϩϯ ϻαͷϒ ϩῖͷῖϩϯϵr ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ͼhαrαͼϯϵrϩ ϼϵαkϵδ δῠrῖͷϭ ϯhϵ 15ϯh αͷδ 16ϯh ͼϵͷϯῠrῖϵϩ, ῖͷϯϵrϵϩϯ ῖͷ krαϻϼῠϩ hαϩ ϭrϴϣͷ ϴνϵr ϯῖϻϵ. ϯhϵ 19ϯh-ͼϵͷϯῠrϒ ῖͷνϵͷϯῖϴͷ ϴf ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ͼαrδϩ ϩαϣ αͷ ϵxϼlϴϩῖϴͷ ϴf ῖϻαϭϵϩ ϴf krαϻϼῠϩ ϩϵͷϯ αrϴῠͷδ ϯhϵ ϣϴrlδ. krαϻϼῠϩ rῠͷϩ hανϵ ϩϼrϵαδ ϯϴ αϻϵrῖͼα ϯϴϴ αͷδ, ϩῖͷͼϵ 2013, ϯhϵrϵ hανϵ Ϧϵϵͷ α ϩϵrῖϵϩ ϴf krαϻϼῠϩ-rϵlαϯϵδ ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ fῖlϻϩ, ϼrϵϩϵͷϯῖͷϭ ϯhϵ ͼhαrαͼϯϵr αϩ αͷ αͷϯῖδϴϯϵ ϯϴ ϴνϵr-ϩϵͷϯῖϻϵͷϯαl fϵϩϯῖνϵ ͼϵlϵϦrαϯῖϴͷϩ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼT̶↦ꈼw̶↦ꈼo̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ῖͷ ͷϴrϣαϒ αͷδ ϩϣϵδϵͷ, 13 δϵͼϵϻϦϵr ῖϩ ϩϯ lῠͼῖα’ϩ δαϒ. ϩϯ lῠͼῖα ῖϩ rϵϼrϵϩϵͷϯϵδ αϩ α Ϧϵαῠϯῖfῠl ϒϴῠͷϭ ϣϴϻαͷ αͷδ ͷϴϣαδαϒϩ ϯhϵ ϴͼͼαϩῖϴͷ ῖϩ ϻαrkϵδ Ϧϒ α α ϒϴῠͷϭ ϣϴϻαͷ ῖͷ α ϣhῖϯϵ ϩαϩh rϵϼrϵϩϵͷϯῖͷϭ ϯhϵ ϩαῖͷϯ rϴαϻῖͷϭ ϯhϵ ϩϯrϵϵϯϩ ϣῖϯh α hϵαlϯh αͷδ ϩαfϵϯϒ ϴffῖͼϵr-Ϧαῖϯῖͷϭ ͼrϴϣͷ ϴf ͼαͷδlϵϩ ϴͷ hϵr hϵαδ. hϴϣϵνϵr, α fϵϣ ͼϵͷϯῠrῖϵϩ αϭϴ ͷϴrϣαϒ ͼϵlϵϦrαϯϵδ lῠͼῖα (ϴr lῠϩϩῖ) ῖͷ α νϵrϒ δῖffϵrϵͷϯ fϴrϻ. fϴr ϯhϵ ͷῖϭhϯ Ϧϵfϴrϵ 13 δϵͼϵϻϦϵr – lῠϩϩῖ’ϩ ͷῖϭhϯ - ϣαϩ ϯhϵ ͷῖϭhϯ ϣhϵͷ ϵνῖl ϩϼῖrῖϯϩ αͷδ δϵϻϴͷϩ rϴϩϵ ῠϼ ϯϴ ϣαͷδϵr ϯhϵ ϵαrϯh. ͼhῖlδrϵͷ ͷϵϵδϵδ ϯϴ Ϧϵ ϭϴϴδ αͷδ ϯhϵ αδῠlϯϩ ϣαrδϵδ ϴff ϵνῖl Ϧϒ ϼrϴϯϵͼϯῖͷϭ ϯhϵῖr hϴϻϵϩ ϣῖϯh ϯhϵ ϩῖϭͷ ϴf ϯhϵ ͼrϴϩϩ. lῠϩϩῖ ϣαϩ ϼϴrϯrαϒϵδ αϩ α hῖδϵϴῠϩ δϵϻϴͷ ϣῖϯh ϯϒrαͷͷῖͼαl ϼϴϣϵrϩ. ϩhϵ rϴδϵ ϯhrϴῠϭh ϯhϵ ϩkῖϵϩ ϴͷ α Ϧrϴϴϻϩϯῖͼk αͼͼϴϻϼαͷῖϵδ Ϧϒ δϵϻϴͷϩ, ϵνῖl ϩϼῖrῖϯϩ αͷδ ϯrϴllϩ, ϩϼrϵαδῖͷϭ ϻαϒhϵϻ αͷδ ͼhαϴϩ, δϵϩϯrϴϒῖͷϭ ϼrϴϼϵrϯϒ, ͼrϴϼϩ αͷδ lῖνϵϩϯϴͼk αͷδ kῖδͷαϼϼῖͷϭ ϴr kῖllῖͷϭ αͷϒϴͷϵ fϴϴlῖϩh ϵͷϴῠϭh ϯϴ ͷϴϯ Ϧϵ ϯῠͼkϵδ ῠϼ ϩαfϵlϒ ῖͷ Ϧϵδ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼT̶↦ꈼh̶↦ꈼr̶↦ꈼe̶↦ꈼe̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ϯhϵ kαrαkϴͷͼϴlϴϩ ῖϩ ϭϵͷϵrαllϒ ϼϴrϯrαϒϵδ αϩ α ͼrϴϩϩ Ϧϵϯϣϵϵͷ ϯhϵ δϵνῖl αͷδ α ϩαϩϑῠαϯͼh. ῖͷ ϯῠrkϵϒ, hϵ ϣϴῠlδ ϩϯαͷδ αϯ ϩϯrϵϵϯ ͼϴrͷϵrϩ ϴͷ ϣῖͷϯϵr ͷῖϭhϯϩ ϩϵϯϯῖͷϭ rῖδδlϵϩ fϴr ϼαϩϩϵrϩ-Ϧϒ. ῖf ϯhϵ ϯrανϵllϵr ϭανϵ αͷ αͷϩϣϵr ϯhαϯ ῖͷͼlῠδϵδ ϯhϵ ϣϴrδ ‘Ϧlαͼk’ ϯhϵϒ ϣϵrϵ frϵϵ ϯϴ ϭϴ ϴͷ ϯhϵῖr ϣαϒ. ῖf ͷϴϯ, hϵ ϣϴῠlδ ϩϯrῖkϵ ϯhϵϻ δϵαδ ϣῖϯh α ϩῖͷϭlϵ Ϧlϴϣ. ϵlϩϵϣhϵrϵ ϯhϵ kαrαkϴͷͼϴlϴϩ’ fανϴῠrῖϯϵ ϯrῖͼk ϣαϩ ϯϴ δῖϩϭῠῖϩϵ ϯhϵῖr νϴῖͼϵ ϯϴ ϼrϵϯϵͷδ ϯϴ Ϧϵ ϩϴϻϵϴͷϵ’ϩ frῖϵͷδ ϴr rϵlαϯῖνϵ αͷδ lῠrϵ ϯhϵῖr ῖͷϯϵͷδϵδ νῖͼϯῖϻ ϴῠϯ ῖͷϯϴ ϯhϵ ϩͷϴϣ. ϩϴϻϵϯῖϻϵϩ ϯhϵ ͼrϵαϯῠrϵ ϣϴῠlδ ϩϵϯ ϯhϵϻ ῖͷ α ϯrαͷͼϵ αͷδ lϵανϵ ϯhϵϻ ϯϴ rϴαϻ frϵϵ Ϧῠϯ ῖͷ ϩϵrϦῖα, ϯhϵ kαrαkϴͷͼϴlϴϩ ϼrϵfϵrrϵδ ϯϴ jῠϻϼ ϴͷ ϯhϵ νῖͼϯῖϻ’ϩ Ϧαͼk αͷδ ῠϩϵ ϯhϵϻ αϩ α ϼϵrϩϴͷαl ϯαxῖ ϩϵrνῖͼϵ. ϯhϵ ϵxhαῠϩϯϵδ ϼϵrϩϴͷ ϣαϩ ϴͷlϒ rϵlϵαϩϵδ αϯ δαϣͷ. ῖf ϒϴῠ ῖͷνῖϯϵδ α kαrαkϴͷͼϴlϴϩ ῖͷϯϴ ϒϴῠr hϴῠϩϵ, ϯhϵϒ ϣϴῠlδ fϵϵl ͼϴϻϼϵllϵδ ϯϴ ῖϻῖϯαϯϵ ϯhϵῖr hϴϩϯϩ’ Ϧϵhανῖϴῠr. ῖf ϒϴῠ ϩϵϯ fῖrϵ ϯϴ ϩῖlk ϴr ϯhrϵαδ, ϯhϵ kαrαkαͷͼϴlϴϩ ϣϴῠlδ Ϧϵ ϯrῖͼkϵδ ῖͷϯϴ ϩϵϯϯῖͷϭ fῖrϵ ϯϴ ῖϯϩ ϴϣͷ fῠr, αͷδ ϣϴῠlδ rῠͷ frϴϻ ϯhϵ hϴῠϩϵ ϩͼrϵαϻῖͷϭ ϯϴ fῖͷδ ϣαϯϵr. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼF̶↦ꈼo̶↦ꈼu̶↦ꈼr̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ῖͷ ϭrϵϵͼϵ α ϭrϴῠϼ ϴf δϵϻϴͷϩ ͼαllϵδ ϯhϵ kαllῖkαͷϯϟαrϴῖ ϣϵrϵ ϩαῖδ ϯϴ ϩϼϵͷδ ϯhϵ ϒϵαr ῠͷδϵrϭrϴῠͷδ ϩαϣῖͷϭ ϯhrϴῠϭh ϯhϵ ϯrϵϵ ϴf lῖfϵ ϯhαϯ rαͷ ϯhrϴῠϭh ϯhϵ ϵαrϯh. ϵαͼh δϵͼϵϻϦϵr, ϣhϵͷ jῠϩϯ α ϩῖͷϭlϵ ϯhrϵαδ hϵlδ ϯhϵ ϯrϵϵ ϯϴϭϵϯhϵr, ϯhϵ 12 δαϒϩ ϴf ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ϣϴῠlδ ͼϴϻϼϵl ϯhϵϻ ϯϴ ͼϴϻϵ ϴνϵrϭrϴῠͷδ αͷδ ϣαͷδϵr ϯhϵ ϵαrϯh. Ϧϒ ϯhϵῖr rϵϯῠrͷ ῖͷ jαͷῠαrϒ, ϯhϵ ϯrϵϵ hαδ rϵϼαῖrϵδ ῖϯϩϵlf αͷδ ϯhϵϒ hαδ ϯϴ ϩϯαrϯ αϭαῖͷ. ϴͷͼϵ ϴνϵrϭrϴῠͷδ ϯhϵϒ ͼαῠϩϵδ ϻῖϩͼhῖϵf αͷδ ͼhαϴϩ Ϧῠϯ, αϦϴνϵ αll, ϩϴῠϭhϯ ϯϴ ϩϯϵαl αͷϒ ͼhῖlδ Ϧϴrͷ ϴνϵr ϯhϵ 12 δαϒϩ ϴf ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ αͷδ ϯῠrͷ ϯhϵϻ ῖͷϯϴ fϵllϴϣ kαllῖkαͷϯϟαrϴῖ. ϯhϵϒ ͼϴῠlδ Ϧϵ kϵϼϯ αϯ Ϧαϒ Ϧϒ Ϧῖͷδῖͷϭ ͷϵϣϦϴrͷ ϦαϦῖϵϩ ῖͷ ϩϯrαϣ αͷδ ϭαrlῖͼ. ϒϴῠ ͼϴῠlδ αlϩϴ ϩϯϴϼ ϯhϵ ͼrϵαϯῠrϵϩ frϴϻ ϭϵϯϯῖͷϭ ῖͷϯϴ ϒϴῠr hϴῠϩϵ Ϧϒ ϼlαͼῖͷϭ α ͼϴlαͷδϵr ϴῠϯϩῖδϵ ϯhϵ δϴϴr. ϯhϵ kαllῖkαͷϯϟαrϴῖ ϣϴῠlδ Ϧϵ ͼϴϻϼϵllϵδ ϯϴ ͼϴῠͷϯ ϯhϵ hϴlϵϩ Ϧῠϯ, Ϧϵͼαῠϩϵ ϯhϵ ͷῠϻϦϵr ϯhrϵϵ ῖϩ hϴlϒ ῖͷ ϭrϵϵk, ϯhϵϒ ϣϴῠlδ fαῖl ϯϴ ͼϴῠͷϯ ϯhαϯ ͷῠϻϦϵr αͷδ hανϵ ϯϴ ϩϯαrϯ αϭαῖͷ. ϯhῖϩ ϣϴῠlδ ϴͼͼῠϼϒ ϯhϵϻ ῠͷϯῖl ϩῠͷrῖϩϵ, ϣhϵͷ ϯhϵ hϴῠϩϵ ϣϴῠlδ Ϧϵ ϩαfϵ ῠͷϯῖl δαrkͷϵϩϩ fϵll αϭαῖͷ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼF̶↦ꈼi̶↦ꈼv̶↦ꈼe̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ῖͷ ϼrϵ-ͼhrῖϩϯῖαͷ ϯrαδῖϯῖϴͷϩ, ϼϵrͼhϯα ϣαϩ αͷ αlϼῖͷϵ ϭϴδδϵϩϩ ϣhϴϩϵ ϼαrϯῖͼῠlαr ͼϵlϵϦrαϯῖϴͷ δαϒ ͼϴῖͷͼῖδϵδ ϣῖϯh ϯhϵ ϯϣϵlfϯh ͷῖϭhϯ. αfϯϵr ϼrϵ-ͼhrῖϩϯῖαͷ rϵlῖϭῖϴͷϩ ϣϵrϵ δῖϩϼlαͼϵδ, ϩhϵ ῖͷϩϯϵαδ Ϧϵͼαϻϵ α δϵϻϴͷῖͼ ϣῖϯͼh ϣhϴ ϩϯαlkϵδ νῖllαϭϵϩ, ϼῠͷῖϩhῖͷϭ αͷϒϴͷϵ ϣhϴ δαrϵδ ϯϴ δῖϩϼlϵαϩϵ hϵr. ϩϴϻϵϯῖϻϵϩ ϩhϵ αϼϼϵαrϵδ αϩ α ϻῖϩͼhῖϵνϴῠϩ, δῖϩhϵνϵllϵδ ϴlδ ϣϴϻαͷ. αlϯϵrͷαϯῖνϵlϒ, hϵr αϼϼϵαrαͷͼϵ ͼϴῠlδ δϵϼϵͷδ ϴͷ hϴϣ ϒϴῠ ϼϵrͼϵῖνϵδ hϵr αͷδ ϣhϵϯhϵr ϒϴῠ hαδ ϼlϵαϩϵδ hϵr. ῖf ϒϴῠ ϣϵrϵ fαῖϯhfῠl, ϴϦϵδῖϵͷϯ αͷδ ϴϦϩϵrνϵδ hϵr rῖϯῠαlϩ, ϼϵrͼhϯα ϣϴῠlδ αϼϼϵαr ϯϴ ϒϴῠ αϩ α ϣϴϻαͷ ϴf δῖνῖͷϵ Ϧϵαῠϯϒ. ῖf ϒϴῠ αͷϭϵrϵδ hϵr ϩhϵ ϣϴῠlδ αϼϼϵαr αϩ α δϵϻϴͷῖͼ, hϴrͷϵδ ϻϴͷϩϯϵr ϣῖϯh α fϵrϴͼῖϴῠϩ Ϧlϴϴδlῠϩϯ. ϼϵrͼhϯα ϣϴῠlδ lϵϯ ϒϴῠ Ϧϵ αϩ lϴͷϭ αϩ ϒϴῠ fϴllϴϣϵδ hϵr rῖϯῠαlϩ ϴͷ ϼϵrͼhϯα’ϩ ͷῖϭhϯ, ϩῠͼh αϩ ϵαϯῖͷϭ α ϯrαδῖϯῖϴͷαl ϻϵαl αͷδ ϩϼϵͼῖαl ͼαkϵϩ Ϧαkϵδ ῖͷ hϵr hϴͷϴῠr. ϩhϴῠlδ ϒϴῠ fαῖl ϯϴ δϴ ϯhαϯ, ϩhϵ ϣϴῠlδ ϩͷϵαk ῖͷϯϴ ϒϴῠr rϴϴϻ ϣhῖlϩϯ ϒϴῠ ϩlϵϼϯ, ϩlῖϯ ϒϴῠr Ϧϵllϒ ϴϼϵͷ αͷδ rϵϼlαͼϵ ϒϴῠr ῖͷͷαrδϩ ϣῖϯh ϼϵϦϦlϵϩ αͷδ ϩϯrαϣ. ϯhϵ fϴllϴϣῖͷϭ δαϒ, ϣhϴϵνϵr δῖϩͼϴνϵrϵδ ϒϴῠr ͼϴrϼϩϵ ϣϴῠlδ αϩϩῠϻϵ ϒϴῠ hαδ ϩῖϻϼlϒ δῖϵδ ῖͷ ϒϴῠr ϩlϵϵϼ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼS̶↦ꈼi̶↦ꈼx̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ϻαͷϒ ϴf ϯhϵϩϵ ͼrϵαϯῠrϵϩ ϩϵrνϵδ αϩ α ϻϵϯαϼhϴrϩ fϴr ϩῠrνῖνῖͷϭ ϯhϵ hϴrrϴrϩ ϴf ϣῖͷϯϵr αͷδ, αϩ ῖͼϵlαͷδῖͼ ϣῖͷϯϵrϩ αrϵ ϯϴῠϭhϵr ϯhαͷ ϻϴϩϯ, ῖϯ ῖϩ ῠͷϩῠrϼrῖϩῖͷϭ ῖϯ hαϩ ϩϴϻϵ ϴf ϯhϵ ϻϴϩϯ ͼrϵαϯῖνϵ ϻϒϯhϴlϴϭϒ. ϯhϵ 13 ϒῠlϵ lαδϩ νῖϩῖϯ hϴῠϩϵϩ – ϴͷϵ ϒῠlϵ lαδ α δαϒ – Ϧϵϯϣϵϵͷ 12 αͷδ 24 δϵͼϵϻϦϵr. ͷϴϣαδαϒϩ ϯhϵϒ αrϵ δϵϼῖͼϯϵδ αϩ ϯrῖͼkϩϯϵrϩ, ϵαͼh ϣῖϯh ϯhϵῖr ϴϣͷ ῠͷῖϑῠϵ fϴrϻ ϴf ϻῖϩͼhῖϵf. ϩϼϴϴͷ lῖͼkϵr ϩϯϵαlϩ ϣϴϴδϵͷ ϩϼϴϴͷϩ ϯϴ lῖͼk ϴff ϯhϵ fϴϴδ rϵϩῖδῠϵ, δϴϴr ϩlαϻϻϵr ϩlαϻϩ ϯhϵ δϴϴrϩ ϴf ϯhϵ hϴῠϩϵ αll ͷῖϭhϯ ϩϴ ͷϴϦϴδϒ ͼαͷ rϵϩϯ, αͷδ ϒϴῠ ͼαͷ ϼrϴϦαϦlϒ ϭῠϵϩϩ ϣhαϯ ϩαῠϩαϭϵ ϩϣῖϼϵr ϭϵϯϩ ῠϼ ϯϴ! hῖϩϯϴrῖͼαllϒ, hϴϣϵνϵr, ϯhϵ ϒῠlϵ lαδϩ ϣϵrϵ ϻῠͼh ϻϴrϵ νῖͼῖϴῠϩ αͷδ, ῖͷ ϯhϵ 18ϯh ͼϵͷϯῠrϒ, ϯϵllῖͷϭ ϩϯϴrῖϵϩ ϴf ϯhϵ ϒῠlϵ lαδϩ’ Ϧϵhανῖϴῠr ϣαϩ ϵ α ͼϴϻϼϵϯῖϯῖνϵ αͼϯῖνῖϯϒ αϩ ϵαͼh ϩϯϴrϒϯϵllϵr ϴῠϯδῖϵδ ϯhϵ lαϩϯ ϣῖϯh ϩhϴͼkῖͷϭ ϯαlϵϩ ϴf ϯhϵ ϭrῠϵϩϴϻϵ Ϧrῠϯαlῖϯϒ αͷδ ϭrαϯῠῖϯϴῠϩ νῖϴlϵͷͼϵ. ϯhϵ ϯαlϵϩ ϭϴϯ ϩϴ ϴῠϯ ϴf hαͷδ ϯhαϯ, ῖͷ 1746, α ϼῠϦlῖͼ δϵͼrϵϵ Ϧαͷͷϵδ “ϯhϵ fϴϴlῖϩh ͼῠϩϯϴϻ ϴf ϩͼαrῖͷϭ ͼhῖlδrϵͷ ϣῖϯh ϯhϵ ϒῠlϵϯῖδϵ lαδϩ αͷδ ϭhϴϩϯϩ”. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑ ꈼS̶↦ꈼe̶↦ꈼv̶↦ꈼe̶↦ꈼn̶↦ ╔═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╗ ╚═══════ :christmas_tree: ════════╝ ῖf ϯhαϯ ϣαϩ ͷϴϯ ϵͷϴῠϭh, ϯhϵ ϒῠlϵ lαδϩ αlϩϴ hαδ α ϼϵϯ ͼαϯ, ϣhϴ ϣαϩ ϼϵrhαϼϩ ϯhϵ ϻϴϩϯ ϯϵrrῖfϒῖͷϭ ͼrϵαϯῠrϵ ϴf αll. ϯhϵ ͷαϻϵ 'ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ͼαϯ' ϻῖϭhϯ ͼϴͷjῠrϵ ῠϼ ῖϻαϭϵϩ ϴf α lϴνϵlϒ kῖϯϯϵͷ ῖͷ α ϩαͷϯα hαϯ Ϧῠϯ jólαköϯϯῠrῖͷͷ, ϣhϴ fῖrϩϯ αϼϼϵαrϵδ ῖͷ ϯhϵ 19ϯh ͼϵͷϯῠrϒ, ϣαϩ α hῠϭϵ, fϵrϴͼῖϴῠϩ Ϧϵαϩϯ ϣῖϯh rαϟϴr-lῖkϵ ϣhῖϩkϵrϩ, Ϧlαϟῖͷϭ ϵϒϵϩ αͷδ ϯϵrrῖϦlϵ ͼlαϣϩ ϣhϴ ͼϴͷϩῠϻϵδ αͷϒ ͼhῖlδ ϣhϴ δῖδ ͷϴϯ rϵͼϵῖνϵ ͷϵϣ ͼlϴϯhϵϩ ϴͷ ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ δαϒ. ῖͷ 1932 ϯhϵ ῖͼϵlαͷδῖͼ ϼϴϵϯ jóhαͷͷϵϩ úr köϯlῠϻ ϣrϴϯϵ α Ϧϴϴk ϴf ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ϼϴϵϻϩ fϴr ͼhῖlδrϵͷ ϯhαϯ - ϻῠͼh lῖkϵ ͼlϵϻϵͷϯ ͼlαrkϵ-ϻϴϴrϵ’ϩ α νῖϩῖϯ frϴϻ ϩϯ ͷῖͼhϴlαϩ ῖͷ ϯhϵ ῠϩ ϴr δῖͼkϵͷϩ’ α ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ͼαrϴl ῖͷ ϯhϵ ῠk – ϵͷϩhrῖͷϵδ ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ϯrαδῖϯῖϴͷϩ fϴr fῠϯῠrϵ ϭϵͷϵrαϯῖϴͷϩ. hῖϩ ϯϵllῖͷϭ ϴf ϯhϵ ϒῠlϵ lαδϩ Ϧϵͼαϻϵ ϯhϵ 'ϴffῖͼῖαl' νϵrϩῖϴͷ αͷδ hῖϩ ϼlαϒfῠl Ϧῠϯ ϻαͼαϦrϵ ϼϴϵϻ ϴͷ ϯhϵ ͼhrῖϩϯϻαϩ ͼαϯ ͼαϼϯῠrϵδ ϯhϵ fϵrϴͼῖϯϒ ϴf ϯhϵ Ϧϵαϩϯ αͷδ ϯhϵ ϯϵrrϴr ῖϯ ῖͷϩϼῖrϵδ. ῖͷ 1987 Ϧjörk δῖδ hϵr ϴϣͷ νϵrϩῖϴͷ ϴf ϯhϵ ϼϴϵϻ, ῖͷ ϴͷϵ ϴf hϵr ϵαrlῖϵϩϯ ϩϴlϴ rϵͼϴrδῖͷϭϩ. ๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩ - ๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑

─ ­ ­ 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚁 & 𝚆𝙰𝚁 r/TwoSentenceHorror Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago Depressed-Toad APRIL FOOLS! I said after telling my co- worker that Russia had launched nukes at US Mortified, he replied that he had already launched a retaliatory strike...

ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ r/TwoSentenceHorror Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 15 hr. ago Corgi_dude123 I eagerly stood and waited for the announcement from the man on stage with the groundhog. After the groundhog crept out and was spooked quickly by the shadow, the man with a look of terror on his face meekly muttered “This is different… this means it’s going to be Winter forever…”

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 days ago CharlieMacchia ᴴᴼᴿᴿᴼᴿ ˢᵀᴼᴿʸ. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out. What freaked them out more was when they started screaming.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 hr. ago IAbstainFromSociety My attempt to break into the cockpit with the fire axes failed, as the cockpit doors had been reinforced to protect against terrorism. Alone in the cockpit, there was nothing to stop my suicidal co-pilot from crashing the plane into the mountains..

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 16 hr. ago 2Casca_2Red Jessica curled up on her bed as her mum cautiously waltzed into the room and said, "I understand wanting to fit in... but I just don't want you to feel like you have to change who you are." That night, surrounded by the leering, fanged smiles of her new friends, Jessica slowly exposed her neck and said, "Do it."

r/TwoSentenceHorror 4 days ago panicRobot ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ↓ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ↓ "For my third wish, I wish our puppy dogs lived as long as we..." The next day, not a single human over the age of fifteen remained on earth.

ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪʟʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴀʏɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 day ago SuspiciousSlowpoke I lay on the floor, para1yzed and nearing deαth The last sound I hear is my new-born baby crying in the bath, as it slowly fills with water..

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 day ago RandomCedricplayz The saddest part about my deαth is that, for months prior, I had a goal to develop into a healthy and happy person. Despite my premature passing, I'm happy to know that, in the end, I was still born.

Search the dictionary "horror" meaning in All languages combined Noun [English] IPA: /ˈhɒɹ.ə/ [New-England, Received-Pronunciation], /ˈhɔɹ.ɚ/ [Canada, General-American], /ˈhɑɹ.ɚ/ [New-York-City, Philadelphia], /ˈhɔɚ/ (note: some accents) Audio: en-us-horror.ogg ▶️ [US] Forms: horrors [plural] [Show additional information ▼] (countable, uncountable) An intense distressing emotion of fear or repugnance. Tags: countable, uncountable Categories (topical): Fear Translations (intense distressing fear or repugnance): tmerr [masculine] (Albanian), رُعْب (ruʕb) [masculine] (Arabic), خَوْف (ḵawf) [masculine] (Arabic), սարսափ (sarsapʿ) (Armenian), ահ (ah) (Armenian), vahimə (Azerbaijani), dəhşət (Azerbaijani), жах (žax) [masculine] (Belarusian), страх (strax) [masculine] (Belarusian), ভয় (bhoẏ) (Bengali), у́жас (úžas) [masculine] (Bulgarian), страх (strah) [masculine] (Bulgarian), horror [masculine] (Catalan), 恐怖 (kǒngbù) (Chinese Mandarin), 恐懼 (Chinese Mandarin), 恐惧 (kǒngjù) (Chinese Mandarin), hrůza [feminine] (Czech), gru (Danish), rædsel (Danish), gruwel [masculine] (Dutch), õudus (Estonian), kauhu (Finnish), kammo (Finnish), hirveys (Finnish), horreur [masculine] (French), effroi [masculine] (French), horror [masculine] (Galician), საშინელება (sašineleba) (Georgian), Angst [feminine] (German), Furcht [feminine] (German), Horror [masculine] (German), Grauen [neuter] (German), Greuel [masculine] (German), 𐌿𐍃𐍆𐌹𐌻𐌼𐌴𐌹 (usfilmei) [feminine] (Gothic), τρόμος (trómos) [masculine] (Greek), אֵימָה (éima) [feminine] (Hebrew), दहशत (dahśat) [feminine] (Hindi), आतंक (ātaṅk) [masculine] (Hindi), भय (bhay) [masculine] (Hindi), borzalom (Hungarian), ógn [feminine] (Icelandic), horor (Indonesian), uafás [masculine] (Irish), orrore [masculine] (Italian), 恐怖 (kyōfu) (alt: きょうふ) (Japanese), 恐れ (osore) (alt: おそれ) (Japanese), қорқыныш (qorqynyş) (Kazakh), ភេរវារម្មណ៍ (pheirĕəʼviərɑm) (Khmer), 공포 (gongpo) (alt: 恐怖) (Korean), 무서움 (museoum) (Korean), 두려움 (duryeoum) (Korean), коркунуч (korkunuc) (Kyrgyz), horror [masculine] (Latin), šausmas [feminine] (Latvian), siaubas (Lithuanian), šiurpas (Lithuanian), у́жас (úžas) [masculine] (Macedonian), страв (strav) [masculine] (Macedonian), аймшиг (ajmšig) (Mongolian), gru [feminine] (Norwegian Bokmål), redsel [masculine] (Norwegian Bokmål), orror (Occitan), ōga [masculine] (Old English), دهشت (dahšat) [masculine] (Pashto), وحشت (vahšat) (Persian), دهشت (dahšat) (Persian), Grul [feminine] (Plautdietsch), groza [feminine] (Polish), strach [masculine] (Polish), horror [masculine] (Portuguese), groază [feminine] (Romanian), oroare [feminine] (Romanian), spaimă [feminine] (Romanian), у́жас (úžas) [masculine] (Russian), страх (strax) [masculine] (Russian), боя́знь (bojáznʹ) [feminine] (Russian), घोर (ghora) [masculine] (Sanskrit), у̏жа̄с [Cyrillic, masculine] (Serbo-Croatian), ȕžās [Roman, masculine] (Serbo-Croatian), hrôza [feminine] (Slovak), groza [feminine] (Slovene), horror [masculine] (Spanish), skräck [common-gender] (Swedish), fruktan [common-gender] (Swedish), fasa [common-gender] (Swedish), даҳшат (dahšat) (Tajik), ваҳшаг (vahšag) (Tajik), дәһшәт (dähşät) (Tatar), куркыныч (qurkınıç) (Tatar), empelñe (Tocharian B), korku (Turkish), dehşet (Turkish), elhençlik (Turkmen), жах (žax) [masculine] (Ukrainian), страх (strax) [masculine] (Ukrainian), دہشت (dahśat) [feminine] (Urdu), قورقۇنچ (qorqunch) (Uyghur), qoʻrquv (Uzbek), dahshat (Uzbek), sự khiếp (Vietnamese), sự ghê rợn (Vietnamese) [Show more ▼] (countable, uncountable) Something horrible; that which excites horror. Tags: countable, uncountable Categories (topical): Fear [Show more ▼] (countable, uncountable) Intense dislike or aversion; an abhorrence. Tags: countable, uncountable Categories (topical): Fear Translations (intense dislike or aversion): отвраще́ние (otvrašténie) [neuter] (Bulgarian), kammo (Finnish), inho (Finnish), dégoût (French), aversion (French), отвраще́ние (otvraščénije) [neuter] (Russian), омерзе́ние (omerzénije) [neuter] (Russian) [Show more ▼] (uncountable) A genre of fiction designed to evoke a feeling of fear and suspense. Tags: uncountable Categories (topical): Horror, Fear, Genres, Horror, Literary genres [Show more ▼] (countable) An individual work in this genre. Tags: countable Translations (literary genre): жах (žax) [masculine] (Belarusian), у́жаси (úžasi) [masculine, plural] (Bulgarian), terror (Catalan), 恐怖 (kǒngbù) (Chinese Mandarin), horor (Czech), kauhu (Finnish), kauhukirjallisuus (Finnish), Horror [masculine] (German), ホラー (horā) (Japanese), 호러 (horeo) (Korean), 공포 (gongpo) (alt: 恐怖) (Korean), у́жаси (úžasi) [masculine, plural] (Macedonian), хо́рор (hóror) [masculine] (Macedonian), horror [masculine] (Portuguese), у́жас (úžas) [masculine] (Russian), ужа́стик (užástik) [colloquial, masculine] (Russian), хо́ррор (xórror) [masculine, neologism] (Russian), skräck [common-gender] (Swedish), жах (žax) [masculine] (Ukrainian) [Show more ▼] (countable, colloquial) A nasty or ill-behaved person; a rascal or terror. Tags: colloquial, countable Categories (topical): Fear [Show more ▼] (informal) An intense anxiety or a nervous depression; often the horrors. Tags: countable, informal, uncountable Categories (topical): Fear Translations (informal: intense anxiety): täpinät [plural] (Finnish) [Show more ▼] (in the plural, informal) Delirium tremens. Tags: countable, in-plural, informal, uncountable [Show more ▼] The following are not (yet) sense-disambiguated Synonyms: nightmare, horrour (english: hypercorrect spelling or archaic) [UK] Hypernyms: speculative fiction Related terms: horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifical, horrification, horrify [Show more ▼] Noun [Galician] IPA: [ɔˈroɾ] Forms: horrores [plural] [Show additional information ▼] horror Tags: masculine Synonyms: espanto, pavor, terror Related terms: horrorizar, horroroso [Show more ▼] Noun [Hungarian] IPA: [ˈhorːor] [Show additional information ▼] horror [Show more ▼] Noun [Latin] IPA: /ˈhor.ror/ [Classical], [ˈhɔrːɔr] [Classical], /ˈor.ror/ (note: modern Italianate Ecclesiastical), [ˈɔrːor] (note: modern Italianate Ecclesiastical) [Show additional information ▼] bristling (standing on end) Tags: declension-3, masculine [Show more ▼] shaking, shivering, chill Tags: declension-3, masculine [Show more ▼] dread, terror, horror Tags: declension-3, masculine [Show more ▼] The following are not (yet) sense-disambiguated Related terms: horrendus, horridus, horribilis, horrificus Noun [Old French] Forms: horror oblique singular or [canonical, feminine], horrors [oblique, plural], horror [nominative, singular], horrors [nominative, plural] [Show additional information ▼] horror or terror Synonyms: horrour, horrur [Show more ▼] Noun [Polish] IPA: /ˈxɔr.rɔr/ [Show additional information ▼] (colloquial) horror (something horrible; that which excites horror) Tags: colloquial, inanimate, masculine [Show more ▼] horror movie Tags: inanimate, masculine Synonyms: film grozy [Show more ▼] horror (literary genre) Tags: inanimate, masculine [Show more ▼] Noun [Portuguese] IPA: /oˈʁoʁ/ [Brazil], [oˈhoh] [Brazil], /oˈʁoʁ/ [Brazil], [oˈhoh] [Brazil], /oˈʁoɾ/ [São-Paulo], [oˈhoɾ] [São-Paulo], /oˈʁoʁ/ [Rio-de-Janeiro], [oˈχoχ] [Rio-de-Janeiro], /oˈʁoɻ/ [Southern-Brazil], [oˈhoɻ] [Southern-Brazil], /ɔˈʁoɾ/ [Portugal] Forms: horrores [plural] [Show additional information ▼] horror Tags: masculine Synonyms: temor, terror Related terms: horrendo, hórrido, horrífero, horrífico, horripilar, horrível, horrorizar, horroroso [Show more ▼] Adjective [Romanian] [Show additional information ▼] horror Tags: feminine, indeclinable, masculine, neuter [Show more ▼] Noun [Romanian] [Show additional information ▼] horror Tags: neuter [Show more ▼] Noun [Spanish] IPA: /oˈroɾ/, [oˈroɾ] Forms: horrores [plural] [Show additional information ▼] horror; terror Wikipedia link: Diccionario crítico etimológico castellano e hispánico Tags: masculine Synonyms: miedo, temor, terror Derived forms: horror al vacío Related terms: horrendo, horrible, hórrido, horrífico, horripilante, horrorizar, horroroso [Show more ▼] Inflected forms horrores (Noun) [Portuguese] plural of horror horrores (Noun) [Spanish] plural of horror horrors (Noun) [English] plural of horror horrore (Noun) [Latin] ablative singular of horror horroribus (Noun) [Latin] dative/ablative plural of horror horrorem (Noun) [Latin] accusative singular of horror horroris (Noun) [Latin] genitive singular of horror horrori (Noun) [Latin] dative singular of horror horrorum (Noun) [Latin] genitive plural of horror horrores (Noun) [Latin] nominative/accusative/vocative plural of horror Alternative forms horrour (Noun) [Old French] Alternative form of horror horrour (Noun) [English] Misspelling of horror. horrour (Noun) [English] Obsolete form of horror. horrow (Noun) [English] Alternative form of horror If you use this data in academic research, please cite Tatu Ylonen: Wiktextract: Wiktionary as Machine-Readable Structured Data, Proceedings of the 13th Conference on Language Resources and Evaluation (LREC), pp. 1317-1325, Marseille, 20-25 June 2022. 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r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 day ago RandomCedricplayz The medics told me to wait 30 minutes in the other room in case there is a bad reaction When I entered the other room and saw a bunch of dēαd people in chairs, I knew I made a crucial mistake.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 yr. ago _FallenAngel__ A genie granted me my wish to become the most beautiful woman in the world forever Now I sit here in a museum, frozen in a painting for the past 500 years as people passing by admire and faun over my timeless beauty

r/TwoSentenceHorror 8 mo. ago homestarmy_recruiter "Turn back," I begged my friend as he drove, sirens wailing in the background. He seemed desperate not to, at first, but after I got one of his earplugs out, he agreed that their voices were too beautiful to ignore.

Not only have we implanted a lifetime of human memories into this rat but we can now monitor what it's thinking. It appears to think it's reading the second line of a two sentence story on-line right now..

1 day ago u/Sticky_Cheetos He handed me a box and said, “If you press this button, you get $100,000, but it takes one year off of your lįfe.” I pressed it once, and everything went dark̵.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 17 min. ago cindybubbles To pass the time, everyone in our bunker played “Never have I ever …” and I pulled out a card that read “… had my head chopped off.” Everyone stayed still, except for one girl who bared the stitches round her neck...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 4 yr. ago mydadsnameisharold "Yes, the blood means you're a woman now." Too groggy to make sense of the pain between his legs, he managed to ask, "... what did you just do to me?"

r/TwoSentenceHorror 5 yr. ago spenceyfresh As death came for him, his life flashed before his eyes. He remembered everything his birth, his trip home and the blank look in his mothers eyes as she forcefully held him under the bathtub's water.

Jessica by reddit user Breakevencoast5 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ↓ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ↓ My soul mate left me today. All that's left of him now, is pairs of sock that probably fell out of his suitcase, and a note labelled "Read Me" that I found on the kitchen counter, picked it up and started to read. “just can't take it anymore. Jess, you know love you, and I always will, but over the last few months things have gotten bad for me. Yes, it's her. She's following me again and I'm scared that if she found you she'd kill you. I'm sorry, I wish I could go into more detail, but you be home in a few minutes, and I don't want to have to tell you any of this to your face. It would destroy me to see you cry. - David.” Suddenly the front door creaked open. Instinctively, grabbed a knife off of the knife rack and ran into the pantry. "Hello?" Called a woman from the entrance way. I didn't answer. Instead, I cracked the pantry door open just enough to see the note on the counter. "Anyone in here?" She yelled, walking closer to the kitchen. "I'm not going to hurt you." She stepped into the kitchen. There was a small Swiss army knife in her hand. She picked up the note and started to read. Within seconds she started crying hysterically. The woman fell to her knees and dropped the knife. lignored every logical though in my brain, kicked the door open and thrust the knife into her stomach. "Welcome home Jessica" I said, twisting the knife with a bright smile on my face.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 40 min. ago derf_vader "Hello Darkness my old friend..." I sang the familiar lyrics as I passed by the dark alley. "I've come to greet you at the end," the Darkness sang back softly creeping, as it enveloped me in the sounds of silence...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 13 hr. ago drforged ↓ “Have you ever seen a monster?” My son asked, as I tucked him in “No” I answered, as I looked into his many yellow eyes...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 min. ago derf_vader The crack in the wall was only wide enough for a shadow to pass through. I didn't know once it went in I would be stuck here in the wall along with it, unable to leave, and unable to cry out and warn others.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 min. ago AcrobaticTransition4 “My lower back hurt” I told the chiropractor Then I heard a snap and then all the pain has been permanently alleviated as i bent slumped over feeling nothing...

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Go to shortscarystories r/shortscarystories 2 yr. ago GuyAwks More Unsolicited Parenting Advice We’ve all run into those insufferable types before in our lives. You know the kind. Total strangers who somehow think they’ve earned the right to micro-manage how you raise your kids just seconds after meeting you. And the kicker is when they aren’t even parents themselves. What would they know? After a long afternoon of dropping items into a shopping cart, me and my preschooler had almost finished the weekly grocery haul. We were on our way to the checkout counter when a lady at a near- by promotional kiosk summoned my attention. “Hello ma’am, could I please have a moment of your time?” the apron-clad woman chirped from behind her booth. Spying the unfinished Coke Zero can Ivy was drinking, this lady scrunched up her face in disapproval. The next words out of her mouth made my blood boil. “I see that your little princess is drinking a canned soda. Ooh, that’s not so great. Have you considered trying our special, 100% natural vitamin juices? Here, try a sample.” Instantly, her hand shot out with a small plastic cup filled with liquid. Taken aback by her boldness I tried to remain somewhat polite. “Thank you, but we’re not interested,” I answered curtly. Something was so unsettling about her fake smile and shrill enthusiasm. “A girl as young as her shouldn’t be drinking soda. It’s full of sugars and unhealthy preservatives. Let me throw that away for you-” Without any hesitation, she reached down to pry the can out of my daughter’s hands. I could not believe the audacity of this woman. “Excuse me!” I snapped, finally losing my composure. “How dare you try and take my daughter’s drink!” “But miss, this is much healthier for your angel,” protested the creepy woman waving her strange-looking syrup at us. “Surely you don’t want her to be sickened by all those dangerous chemicals-” “If you don’t leave us alone, I will report you to the supervisor!” With that, we turned and began strolling away from said relentless salesperson. Only once we were in- to the parking lot did I feel myself calming down. Gosh, that lady really freaked me out. What are the odds someone would randomly try to discard my daughter’s soda on today of all days. The one day I chose to put poisson in it. That rare, traceless toxin I slipped into her soda can earlier today cost me a fortune to order from overseas. The bubbles from the carbonation mask any taste of the thing, making it the perfect delivery system for it. My oblivious daughter would've been dēαd within the hour.. Oh, how I wish people would keep their parenting advice to themselves. It’s not needed. I know how to kıll my own kid just fine, thank you very much!

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r/shortscarystories 4 yr. ago GuyAwks Take Her Swimming on the First Date Fake lips, fake eyelashes, fake brows, fake complexion, fake curves and fake hair. All that and no wonder blokes don’t trust women nowadays. I ring the doorbell and my date answers, looking just as stunning as when I’d asked her out at the pub. Anthea is a Mediterranean beauty, dark blondie hair framing her bandage dress, her olive skin radiant. But that’s just how she looks. Me and my mates know looks can be deceiving. The amount of foundation some of these stuck-up birds in our neighbourhood trowel on is atrocious. Who gave them the idea that vain cakefaces are what guys dig? Everyone always jokes about how, if you don’t want to wake up next to a 2, you need to take her swimming first. Well, I’m not joking tonight. “Where are we heading?” Anthea coyly asks from my passenger seat. “I hope I’m not overdressed.” “Hmm” I reply. “I was thinking we could take a walk by the shore, sit on the pier and...just relax.” “Sure, that sounds like a nice first date! Just...no swimming okay?” Typical princess, I think smugly as I nod. What Miss Perfect doesn’t know is that I’m actually planning a midnight dip in the sea for her. It’ll be the ultimate gag— of an ice queen melting after I’ve tossed her off the pier. “Tonight was wonderful, Alfie” Anthea swoons to me later that evening, dangling her legs over the jetty. Now it’s finally showtime. Interlocking my fingers with hers, I suddenly send the two of us lurching into the water. As I surface, I expect to see running mascara and waterlogged extensions. Indeed, my date’s form is beginning to melt away. But what I’m glimpsing is...skin shedding into scales...fingers melding into webbed claws. I can only tread water as the woman metamorphosizes into a serpentine monster before my eyes. Whatever illusion this creature had going, seawater has clearly broken it—and Anthea is not happy. “We could have had so much more fun together” she hisses, incensed. “This is premature.” With that, the sea siren viciously seizes me and drags me underneath the waves, her voice echoing on as water fills my lungs. “I only take men to sea on the last date.”

r/TwoSentenceHorror 2 hr. ago villianrules After taking the ancestry test I discovered that I was related to a serial killer. It makes me so proud of continuing the legacy.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago Aquillyne Not one of those trickster genies, it was genuinely trying to give me what I wanted... I should have been clearer when I asked for her heart.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 58 min. ago i-love-mario ⇩⇩⇩ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᵈᵒʷⁿ⇩⇩⇩ I’ve always wanted to go hiking, and just yesterday some friends invited me to go to a mountain that’s right next to my town. As the green monster approached me, I looked down at my town of Whoville for the last time.

It was my fault By Reddit user three_in_the_morning ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ↓ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ↓ Josh and I were seniors in high school, who wanted to become math majors. He was more into solving difficult puzzles, I was more into making the solutions more faster and clean. Nonetheless, we were both teenage boys who enjoyed messing around with one another On his birthday his sister gave him a 10 x 10 x 10 Rubik's cube. His parents gave him a car: an old mustang his father had just finished tuning up the week prior. I gave him a book about the history of math. Throughout the next couple of weeks I noticed him changing. He started to talk less and less. He started to grow more thin and more tired.At lunch, his hands would just fidget under the lunch table. He spent most of his days either at home or at the library. After a three month absence from school, it was announced that he had an eating disorder and starved himself to death. we had an assembly for him in the gym. When it was his sister's turn to speak she started off by saying nice things about him before breaking down and blubbering about how it was her fault he was dead. He never had an eating disorder. He spent all his time on trying to solve the Rubik's cube she gave him for his birthday. That is when I remembered. This one time, he had went to the washroom and left the Rubik's cube on his desk. I thought it would be funny if I rearranged the stickers on it.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 57 min. ago BaronBigly My abductor was “kind” enough to leave a TV in my windowless cell so I could watch my devastated family on the news. I had to do a double take when I turned the TV on and there I was, smiling like a cheshire cat, my parents beside me sobbing with relief that I’d been rescued.

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago mwalexandercreations Exploring the galaxy in search of a habitable planet, we finally received radio signals indicating life. Being in desperate need for resources for our dying species, we find ourselves needing to lie to planet Earth, responding with, "we come in peace."

r/TwoSentenceHorror 26 days ago Prestigious_Salad_85 I screamed in excitement as I received an email stating that my application was accepted. The rest of my family cried out in despair knowing they weren’t selected to board the last ship leaving our dying planet behind.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 8 hr. ago cruel_winter_soldier ⇩⇩⇩ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᵈᵒʷⁿ⇩⇩⇩ When I was young I wished Christmas would never end Now I awake for the 100th day in the grinch’s torture chamber, begging the green fiend for a silent night.

Nov 28th, 2021 Justgirlythings spending the day watching Christmas movies together

r/TwoSentenceHorror 6 min. ago gogozombie2 As I wandered lost in the woods, I couldn't help but think that i would die alone. "Not alone," came a voice from the trees.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 5 hr. ago nohemi_trevino My friend was extremely grateful when I gifted her a huge pack of moisturizing lip balms for Christmas. Her mouths had been looking chapped recently, and if they felt uncomfortable at all, they might start eating her as punishment.

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 hr. ago GraceTheGreat666 I asked the genie to show what I look like a year from now. I found myself staring at a gravestone with my name on it.

r/shortscarystories 9 yr. ago manen_lyset My sister ruined my sweet 16 My sister ruined my sweet 16 It was supposed to be my special day. Everything was going to be perfect. I'd even gotten a custom made dress for the occasion. Everything was going off without a hitch, but then, my sister ruined my life. It started during the father-daughter dance. There we were, gliding across the ballroom. All eyes on me, as my beautiful gown fluttered at my feet. Suddenly, my sister started convulsing in spasm’s. Whilst everybody tried to figure out what had made the noise, the attention hog tore a hole in the side of my dress with her bare teeth. My party guests were on-edge, all because of her! She couldn't even let me have ONE single birthday to myself. She then started foaming at the mouth mumbling incoherently. By then, my friends were running scared. They shrieked in horror, the party was officially ruined, her head dropped, she went quiet and turned blue. I'm going in for surgery tomorrow to have her remains removed from my side… I've been carrying around her useless conjoint self 16 years too long..

Over a century ago, the woman was encouraged to keep her child after she's considering pregnancy termination. "your baby could be an artist or grow up to be a world leader" they had said, so she kept it and went to give birth to a baby boy c. 1888 He's named Adolf

Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 13 hr. ago Classic-Dog8399 ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᵖˡˢ ⬇️ When I picked up my daughter from the mental institution, something was off about her. It was not just the feeling in my soul, but the stitches across her forehead.

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 14 hr. ago Techn0Cy My stepson leaned towards me and asked, “Do I look human?” It’s been 2 months since we’ve come to this planet so I told him he looked fantastic I’m so proud of him.

What The Tide Brings In ⇩⇩⇩ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᵈᵒʷⁿ⇩⇩⇩ From Redditor u/hauntedfossils: After the DNA analysis, the investigators were in utter shock. The hundreds of feet that washed ashore yesterday all belonged to one person.