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.ᐟ🕰 ↻ 627 years ago i was simon, 9 years ago i was diddy, 6 years ago i was Abraham lincoln, 2 years ago i was lilith, 1 year ago, i was your skin, 2 hours ago, i was in your walls. get better you f cking idiot it was awful clean your gosh darn walls so people dont have to suffer the wrath of stinky crusty walls, they aren't even appealing ↻ 🕰 .ᐟ
• I'm the human form of the 100 emoji. [replace 100 with any emoji]
• I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
• I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
• I'm in a relationship with my bed. We sleep together every night.
• If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.
• If you can't handle me at my worst, then I honestly don't blame you because I am a mess 😌
• I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
• I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
• I'm the type of person who will say "goodnight" and then keep talking.
• If I'm not online, that means I'm either sleeping or dead. Please respect my decision.
• I almost dropped my phone on the carpet, but luckily, I used my fast reflexes to smack it into the wall instead.
• Here for the lulz.
• I'm the reason why you can't have nice things.
• Too lazy to change this bio.
• Ew, people.
• I'm the most humble person.
• I'm not really here.
• I'm in a relationship with Netflix. Don't judge me.
• If I don't respond, it means I'm ignoring you. So don't take it personally.
• I'm an idiot and I do stupid things. Please be patient with me.
• If I can't bring my dog, I'm not going.
• I'm in another world right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
• I'm too tired to think of a clever bio.
• I'm a hot mess.
• I'm in a committed relationship with <your fav food/show/brand/website/etc>.
• Please don't talk to me.
• By reading this you legally forgo any right to unfollow me.
• I'm a nice person, but if you cross me, I will cry.
• I hope you like cats, because I have approximately eleventy billion of them.
• A baddie with a good heart.
• I'm the type of person who will accidentally drop food on the floor and then just stare at it for a while.
• I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social.
• I'm not rude, I'm honest.
⭕ - this emoji is often associated with the objectum community! objectum is the attraction to inanimate objects. ^_^
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Hellllllloooo! Please stop posting inappropriate stuff! Kids can be on here you know. They don't want to see that stuff. SO please stop! (Copy and paste this to spread awareness!!) <3 Bai =3