*farts violently*
*o-oops.. I-m sorry😓😓❤️❤️ was that too stinky n loud? I promise not to e-eat 69 beans a day, U-UWU!! Kacchan! :33 I ate child wen todey😜😜😋😋🙏🙏 r u gay, I-I MEAN!! Uhh, I shiddted bricks on your uncle's lingerie😅😅😅 sowwy I-I OWOO I wuvv shoving shovels down 2 week old orphans throats!! Haha, so preppy, I'm sorry if I bothered you. I-I'm just built like this *screams like a time bomb built from 1869* THE ZAZAAAj💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 DATTEBAYOOO AMBATUKAAAMM (bwwhdjhdbbdbdbbbbbbhhhbb) 😝😝😝😝 d-do u also uhh use ur grandparents ashes as seasoning and chew on their breast implants?? DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE👰👰👰👰👰🤰"
*she looks into ur hairy azz as she grabs the scaramouche flavored Nair cream and menacingly shoves it up ur azz*
*looks at ur toes*
GYATTTT😍😍😍😍
*licks ur toes*
It tastes like rat dookie and potato corner
Yummers U-UwU 🤗🤗🤗
Ngl you look like Caseoh no Offense sorry Kacchan UWU OWO 🥺🥺🥺
*pulls out mewing toy and starts mewing*
*Pomni Pomni rizz starts playing*
AUGH. I-I mean I'm so skibidi oh, btw have you seen my skibidi slicers UwU if you find them pls give them back to me U-UwU *Fards and shids out a HUGE GIGANTIC dookie 😘💩💩*
*Starts twerking and makes an earthquake happen*
*Skibidi toilet starts playing*
*1000 years later... There's a war; Skibidi toilets vs The sigma wigmas*
Captain, captain! I think we are ready to fight the skibidi toilets sir!
Captn. Sigma: Okay soldier. How many do we have?
We have 90,000 Gyatt Rizzlers, 12,000 Fanum Tanks, And 9,000 Chicken Rizzlers! Sir!
Captn. Sigma: Now, let us fight the Skibidi toilets!
*RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
*Skibidi toilet music playing in the background*
*The Sigma Wigmas won*
Captn. Sigma: That's what you get for stealing our skibidi slicers!
Captn. Skibidi: Auggghhh.... *dies*