Masturbating On the Train Copypastas

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

i love rubbing my boy pussy to this site :3

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina bazoooing! ♨️ *eyes pop out* 👀😳 AWOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* 🥵 WOOF WOOF 🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face* 🤤 WURBLWUBblrwurblw😏🤤 *cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ah me lady~ *heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧⚒️ *milk truck crashes into a bakery  spilling white liquid and dough* 🥛 NOT WEIRD, RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka 💦 ohh my god~ 💦

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

I would do absolutely anything to breed this man and cum inside of him over and over again. I can not sleep because all I can think about is impregnating him and fucking his cunt until it's sore. #SexualAlter. Have mercy on my spirit. Every single time I close my eyes I see nothing but his mouth around my penis. I am going to have a field day in headspace after I leave the front. I have not the slightest idea as to who thought having the DEMON OF LUST become a gatekeeper would be a good idea. I have been jacking off for hours as of now. It is not my fault that I want to cum inside of this man. It is not my fault at all. Maybe he should simply stop existing. His existence is my temptation. I need that hole.

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I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

*holds your hands, my thumb rubbing gently against your soft palm* I'm.. I'm gonna scroll now, okay..? Take care. *wipes your tears, my touch surprisingly soft* shhh, don't cry.. It's okay. Goodbye.

I love rubbing my clit in a nice circular but fast motion not going on a haste, feels so good. my tight pussy engulfing my fingers hurt so badd but I love that pain. hey, I know you're masturbating to this. what a cutie!.. ♡

oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk.. silly moot.. not on my watch leans in and my face goes red fufufu.. now it looks like you. can’t. go. 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. lowers my voice to a whisper and smirks you’ll stay moots with me, right? hahh. thats what i thought~ oh so you unmooted me..? grabs you by the collar of your shirt tsk tsk. silly moot

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hey pal!👋 listen buddy, when i saw this comment i immediately started touching myself agressively😂😂.Hope i can touch you next! over and out!

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Boo! did i scare you?😅 I’m a bar of soap🧼 and I’m just here to remind you to shower immediately!!🚿🚿 it’s pretty smelly over here! over and out🤣👋

need help humping your pillows? i got you ~₊˚⊹♡ start by stacking 3 pillows on top of each other (if you would like to add extras you can!) put a nice blanket over them that you would like ^^ ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 .. you can also add a waterbottle over the pillows and then put the blanket over all of that ! ( ͜.人 ͜.) now your done with your build!! time to start humping ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  start slow.. sit in a good postion and go faster and faster ~ ≽^•⩊•^≼ go faster.. back and forth ! your pussy should be rubbing against it.. it should be overheating ({}) when you feel the come.. dont stop keep going ( ㅅ ) overstimulate yourself ! then your done (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶). ₊ ⊹ . ₊˖ . ₊

You think your funny huh? 🤣😂😄 Just wait till you feel the writhing goey goodness of my trickling glistening rock hard skiboner. 🪨🍆💦 Then we'll see who's begging for mercy. 🙏🧎‍♂

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO BRING A MOUSE BACK TO CAMP AND MY CLANMATES YELLED “OOH WARRIOR” AND I SAID HI (i have a leader voice) AND THEY ALL ASCENDED TO STARCLAN

Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK.🇬🇧 💪😁

Hey! I wasn't able to reach your dm so.... the biggest dildo size is 15cm around 50 dollars.You're the only customer to ask for such a size!

Haha that one was a kneeslapper! 🤣🤣🤣 I chuckled out loud because of the sheer creativity of that joke! Haha keep spreading these awesome jokes man 👏👏👏

Bro we are 🚫NOT🚫 the ambulance 🚑 🚑 what dawg what do you mean "HELP" we are ❌️NOT❌️the HOSPITAL 🏥 you 👉 too broke 💵 ❌️⁉️stop 🛑 saying 🗣🗣 that buddy, over and out! 👋👋

Hey bud! I hope you know that when i saw your comment, i IMMEDIATELY started touching myself!!😂🔥🙏 Hope i can touch you next.. 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓾𝓽..

*snif* *sniff* i-is that a BOY i smell? *sniff* *sniff* mmm yes i smell it! BOYSMELL!! I smell a boy! W-What is a BOY doing here?!?! omygosh what am i gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! clam down clam down and take a nice deep breathe.... *sniff* sniff* it smells so good! I love boy smell so much!!!! it makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZYIIIIII if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii and cute boy!!!! I love you!

Oops! 🫴🧨 (‿¤‿) 🫸(‿|‿)🫷 Gotcha! 🤣 You better never open those cheeks again! Fire in the hole! 🤣

I want him deep inside me :p

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me: are u water water: yes me: what are u now water: im still water Those who know 💀 mango mango mango mango mango🙏😈😈😈

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