Cbat Emojis & Text

2 years? 2 years. I said 2, years, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the Cbat Reddit story! How can you not laugh at it? Today I fucked up! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Cbat memes! Lets beat him to death! My girlfriend hates my sex music. She didn’t tell me for 2 years making sex now awkward. The Cbat Reddit story in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Cbat and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? You’re so anti-cbatic. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go fuck my girlfriend with music playing in the background. Hahahaha!

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So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head 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̴̛͙̪̲̉̾͗h̶͔̯̻͌̈̍͒ě̷̥͍̳̯̹̻̩a̵̜͔̜̖̎̃̐́̕ḑ̶̱̃͗͑̑́̿̕ ̵̢̳̦̼̍̇̏͂̈ğ̴̥̩̻̭̗̲͉̔͆̐̎ę̶̨̱̥̏̀̄̑̓͛̈́͝ͅt̶̺́̿ ̸̢̧̙͕̺̯̤̍̓̓̇͌̽̚ö̸͔̻́͛́̇̂̏͋ṵ̷̡̡͊̌̅̔̈́̈́͘ͅt̶̢̯͍̰̯̲͇̅̊̒ ̵͎͚̋̈́͋͋̿̃̄͘ő̷͔̗̺͉̗͎f̸̭̜̱̙͚̄̓̀ ̸̨̯̪̞͓͕̓m̴̧̭̿̒͊ÿ̸̨̺̳̩̯́̔͐̒̾͋͠ ̷͓͓͛̐̃̔̕ḥ̷̺̏̓̆̀ͅͅé̸̛̠̲̚a̸̮̩̠̞̐̊͘d̸͉͎͍̱̞̳̙̓͂ ̵̮̞͉͂̇͌̄̈͒̀g̸̭̱̽͊͑͛͋ȩ̴͎̰̲̅̎̿̉͐̓͗̑t̸̡̪͚͕͖̫͚̑͆͋̆͑͛̕͠ ̴̧̢͇͎̰̖̪͍͒͐͛̄̈͆̕̕o̷̖̯̮̤̬͍̳̜̎͂́̕u̵̙͉̙̻͚̾̎̎̀̊͐̆t̴̳̭̦͔͙͔͔͊̋͝ ̴̝̱̣̝̀̒́̏̐͒̀̊͜ǫ̵͖̠̺̬̀̍f̵̰̮̤̓́͝ ̵͔̱̹̫̼͚͠m̷͖̫̠͚̰͕͙̿̓͋́̋͊͝y̶͉̱̭̏ ̴̨̻̫̯̈́̓̕͘ḫ̸͉͕̲̜̣̭̜͛͠e̷͚̖͐́̾͂͋̚͝a̵͓̦͖̜̬͐̍̐͋̌d̸̡̫̺̽̋̒̆͗ ̶̺͖̙͐̊̈̔͘g̸͙͚̟̮̐e̵͓̘͖̤̋t̶̩̃̍̅͊ ̸̧̝̼̟͈͉̩͚̒̅̎͝ö̵̡̤̥̣̱̥̱́̾̎̒͂̀̕ü̷̠͚̭̮̪̻t̷͉̯͗͂̔̃̿̍͋ ̷͙͖̪̟̦̝͋̏͂ͅo̵͍͚̅̔͆̓̚ḟ̸̨̡̛̣̎ ̴̛̺̥̙̞͗̓̓̒̄̐͛m̴̥͍̏̒ý̵̡̺͖͚͙̪͒ ̶̧̞͖͔͇̩̎̈́h̴̝͚̞́̂ͅͅe̷̛̗̳͔̮͚̎̅́̾ā̶̧̺̟̠͇̟̔d̴̢̫̱͙͎̫̮͎͌̈̌̅͗̈́ ̸͕̖̲̤̈̆̽̎̾g̷̖̝̗̮̲͉̼̋̽̒̌̉̚̕͝e̵̛̪̦̫͕͇͗̽͊͌̍͠ͅt̵̝̃͂́̇͘ ̶̢̘̬̩̻̖͖͚̏̏̈́̆̄ó̵̮̜̺̜̆̈́̕ú̶̗̳͚̥̆̋̃̆t̷̗̉͜ ̷̖̳͚̣̌̍͒̀̽̈́̓͠ô̷̈́̇̓̚̕ͅf̴̞͐ ̷̗͓͉͕̱͍̠̊̾̒͑̚͘͝m̴̡͙̳͍̓̊͗͐ÿ̶̯͍̯͕̀̌̀̈́͘ ̴̢̱̯͇̝͕̐h̴͖̀̌͋͝ę̸̜̱̲̤̼̤̎͌͘ą̸̢̯̹̳́͝͠ͅd̵͙͚̻̺̥̖̊́̋͂̆̂͜ ̷̨̟̠̞̜̀̀̄͋͠͝͠g̸̨̛̛͖̳̪̠̼̱͑̊̒̓̈́̚ë̸̛̺̟́͌́͊̽͝t̵̩̰̩́̓ ̸̞͓̥̲̩̙̯̪̌̓̕o̵͉̹̥̪͖̓̃ͅu̷̧̧̖̜̟̼̅̑̓͐̍̈́̾̍t̶͍̼͚̰̬̖́͛ ̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓̤̮̞̭̠̣̪̲̖̩̣̩̫̣̹̙̖͙̍̃̇̑͐̎̆̑̽̈͊͐͋͌̓̈́̄͐̄͋͐̕͘͘ ̵̶̴̷̵̢̩̜̰̣̯͈͎̤͓̰͎̏͗̀̀͒̓͑̉̚͠h̷̸̷̵̸̶̵̷̴̨̨̛̛̤͓͕͉͉͚̩̯͇̻̩̣̦̻̻̤̼͓͒͒͗͌͗̏́̓̃͗͗̉̅̒̍̃͐̃̕̚͠͝͝ͅę̸̸̵̵̷̵̴̴̢̳̟̳̫̠͕̟̩͍̹̲̝̠̻̿̊̿̎̏͛͑̇̈̾̿̈̈́͆̿̉̕͝͝a̵̵̸̵̶̶̷̛͚̳̲̰͉̲̻͓͚̻̠͔̬̼͑̅̅́̑͒͆͗̓͂̀̍͗̍͑͑͘͘͜͜ͅd̶̷̸̸̵̶̸̵̸̡̰͍̯̹̫̬͍̰͎̫̺̘̦̪͍̱̝̳̻̐͆̓̊͋̒͋̇͌̓̑͗͛̀̌̇̕̚̕͠ ̴̸̵̸̷̶̷̼͙͍̲͕̲̖̱̻̬̻̟̝͈͓͍͈̯̑͛͌̃͐̊̈́̍͋̃̇̋̚̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅg̷̴̶̷̵̴̸̷̵̢̨̯̝̜͖̖͍̼͙͖̮̰̜̲̳̖̮̥̖̬͌̓̂̆͂́̓͗̑͑̑̆͑̊͊͗̌̽͊̂͑̚ë̵̴̶̴̷̵̸̶̸̷̡̢̜̺̰̝͓͍̥̭̲̼̻̩̪̼͍̙̗̤̠͔̩͎̺̗́͆͊͌̎͋̋̾̈́͗̄̃͐͗͐͆́͒̏̈̀̂͌̂̌̑̚͘͜͠͝͝t̶̷̵̸̵̸̷̴̸͙̥͓̩̖͔͈̹̼̝̠̖͎̜̳͍̗͔̳͕̳̭̙̀̊̽̅͒̈́̒̉̂̎͗͐́͂̂͒̿̕͝͝͝ ̸̵̸̶̷̷̢̝̖̣̮̟͓̪͖̯̟̱̈́͐͂̾̓̅̿͒̏̌͜ơ̸̷̸̵̴̥̞͈̲͕͕̦͙̣̱̪̳̺̈́̈̏̋̌̄̚u̵̴̸̶̵̵̷̴̡̡̢̢̪̟͔̭̱̝̳̥̟͈̭̯͔̬̽̌͂̾͂̈̽͋̿̊͌̓͐̈̓̂̒̕̕͜t̸̵̶̶̸̶̸̵̶̸̸̡̩̦͙̰̱͔̘͔͇̥̣̝̗͇̲͉͕̮̙̯̖͕̫͆̎̅̐̐͐̆̎̓̉̎̔̆͛̉̏̀̈͑̓̈́͘͝ ̵̴̷̷̷̸̴̧̜̻̞̣̰̖͕̻͍͔͓̤̼̜̠͖̼̝̦̅̀̃͊̉͐̋͌͑̏͋̂͋͘͝͝͝ọ̶̸̵̷̴̵̤͉̹̘͎͎̣̞̹͔͈͉̺̽͗̋̌̌͛̌̍͘f̷̸̸̸̸̴̴̷̸̧̨̨̛͔͖͇̜̭͓̪̹̣̤̗̭̘͕̜̮̺̖̦̲̠͓̹̯̀̽̾̊͒̌̅̎͆͂͆̇̃͗̐́̎̄̑̕̕̕̕͜ͅ ̸̶̷̵̴̵̶̵̶̡̫͙͍̹̭̠̰̖̘͎͈̦̘̖̥̱̩̮͕̞̗̣͎͎͕̈́̂́͐̾͒̎́̍͊́̍̏̅̿̋̉̄̾̅̉͗̓͂̍͘͝ͅṁ̴̵̴̴̶̵̸̸̡̧̢̧̧̨͇̯͙̬̠̺̠̲̤̟͎͍̖̹̳̈̃͗̾́̅̆̓̈̀̓͆̆͛͘̕͘̚̕̚͝ͅy̴̷̵̷̸̸̷̢̨̧͕͇̳͔͓̱͕͎̖̹̙͋̊̇̆̎͛̊̆́́̍́͒̍́̍̇̔̄͜͝͠ ̵̶̶̶̶̷̶̷̵̶̡͇̖̰̖͇̪̫͚̞͓̼̣̫̜̮͙̱͇̰͖̭̝̯͍̟̟̖̲̿̈́̓͋̇̄̏́͆̇̾̈̆̓͗̈́̐͆̑͒̂̐̂͒͘̕̕͜͠͠͝͝ḩ̶̸̵̸̴̶͖̱̗̪̥̰̖̯̪̻͌͒͂͆͐̏̓̃̃̍̐̿̕͝͝ͅȩ̴̷̶̶̴̴̴̶̛̗̫͎̝͙̬̖̠͚̗̙͔̱̰͕̘͔̑̉̓̃̆̎̈̌̌̃̔̾̄̀͛̒̕̕͜͜a̸̷̷̷̵̴̵̢͉̥̙̥̰̰̜͚̻̙̻̱̟̹̖̓̌̄̀̈́̀̍̌͗̊̃͗̏̀͋́̃̕͜ͅd̴̴̴̴̷̷̸̷̶̡̡̧̨̨̨͙̣͔̝̩͉̪̩̘͎͓̪͎̘̙̝͉̄̾̈́̓̓͆̃͊́̃͗̽͗̉̀̽̊̑̅̈́̏͐̋͘͝ͅ ̸̶̶̵̴̷̶̶̸̡̧̢̹̭̳̝͍͕̜̰̲̰͓͇͔̟̳̝̣̻̙̝͒̐̓͂̀͛̂̎̓̋͆̏̿͗̓̚͜͝͝g̵̶̴̴̶̶̷̵̶̴̡̧̢̛̛̻̠̯̠̲̻͙͓͍̟̥͚̝̞̘͈̰̝͚̋͐̀̈͆̈́̃͂̈́̀͂̈́̐̌͘̕̚͜͠é̶̶̷̵̴̷̴̸̢͚̱̦̻̤̙͓̦͉̘͔̥̟͉͕̼̜͆̏̈͛͛̃̀̌͋̋̆̆̔̓̈́͗͝ţ̵̸̸̶̵̵̸̵̷̷̡̧͖̱͔̥͇̖̜̭̹̞͉͖̣̯̞̩̰̗̯͗̄̀̏̿̔̔̊͌̿́̆̉̒̈́̂͌̏̔̑̾́̅́̈́͘͜͝͝ͅ ̴̴̶̵̵̸̷̷̴̵̢̧̧̛̤͚̫̖͎͖̭͔͙̮̝͓̣̹̗̖͚̭̜̰̇̄̾̿̀̽́̂̆͒̅͆̉́̀̽̓͌͗̓̎̈́͘̕͠͠ͅơ̵̶̶̷̷̷̛̺̭͉̻̜̪͖̱̻̳̻͎̱͚̿́̏̅̃̆̽͂̎̇͌͋̕͜ͅư̶̶̴̷̸̷̷̵̴̢̢̮̣͍͉͍̦̩̫̲̦͎̱̰̠̟͙͕̺̰̳̓̈́̑̀̌̀̅̀̌̋̋̅̏̓̔͐̿̂ͅẗ̷̴̷̴̸̷̷̸̛̛̛̫̰͖̫̩͎̥̼̠͕̭̘̺̤̮̖̺̭̘̈́̊͋̔͆̏̎̄̐͐̄̀̑͒̊̏̓͊͝͝ͅ ̴̶̶̶̷̵̵̴̶̴̨̧̡̘͚͕̟͙̰̗͍̟̩͇͙̼͚͑̿̀́͊̋̀̔͗͛̽̍̈́̑̎͛̐͋̏͒̇͘̕͜͜͜͝͠ơ̵̴̷̴̶̴̸̶̵̴̷̡̧̹͔͈͎̤̤̟͙̥̥̗̱̹͙͉̝̱̩͇̟̜̹͐̌͛̓̀͊̾̈́̃̑͗̂̂̊̾̈́̇̌̏̄̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅf̵̶̵̶̶̴̷̶̧̧̨̡̢̢͔̩͉̥̙̜͙͍̫̙͉̮̦̟̖͚̮͆̆́̽̎̀̈́̾̔͐̀́̂̈́͑̃́̈́͝ͅ ̶̴̸̷̴̵̸̷͎͔̠̠͓̼͙̫͇̟̱̮̗̫͇̥̹̼̇̅̐̑͗̿̈́́̐͛̾̅̀̄̿̃̓̐̕̕̕͜͝ͅm̴̷̴̴̷̶̷̶̡̙͇̤̬̲͙͖̩͇͎̬̠̠͖͎̻̥͓̗̰̼̆̿̽̄̂͛̍̓̓͑̆͛͆̈́̒͐̚̚͘y̶̸̴̵̸̴̸̴̸̵̸̨̨̧̪͚̪͍̖̪̯͈̦̬̰̣̞̭̹͚̭̦͚͎̪͖̻̝͋̎̉̃̈́̈̈́́̒͊̇͗̍͗̎̋̑̒̿̾̊͆̈́̇̄͐̐̉̚͘͘͜͠ͅ ̷̸̴̶̴̸̶̶̶̶̢͎̦̫̫̯̳̣̙̱̖͔͔̫͇̻̙͚̰̘͚͎͕̦͍͈͙͖́̈́̈́̇͆͐̅́̈́̉͊͒̃͂̃́̍͒͘͝͠h̷̴̶̷̶̸͇͔͖͚̪̱̯͚̳̤̰̩͐̃͛̽̿͂͒͋͒͑̎̚e̵̶̷̵̸̸̸̷̵̛̦͙̞͉̻̜̲̬̠̖̦͙̗͕̣̣̘̼͎͇͔̘̬̊̀̈́̔͗̿̈́̾̐̾͛͐͆͐̆͌̉̿̚͜͝ͅä̵̵̶̷̵̶̷̳̝̘̳͍͈͖̥͚̖̤̤̻̳̪͕́̈̏̑̎̑͌̊͒̄͂́͌̏̀͑́̊̌̀̄̚͜͜͠ḑ̴̷̸̵̵̞͚̻̗͎̗͈̘͕̻̤̖̱̋̈́̄̀̊͑̌̌͂̾̽͋ ̸̴̴̵̷̴̢̠̠͙̪̹͙͍͇̤̯̜̠̜̯͙̲̔̉̎͗̈́̌̊̓̉̏̇̕͠͝g̸̶̵̸̷̷̷̵̷̶̢̧̨̢̛̲̺̜̗̯̻̥͎͚͇̣̲̮̘̯̪͖̭͕̝̹̲̗͓̮̖̺͖̺̏̂͒͋̊͒̓̍̽̂̋̾̓̌̿͒̅͗͌̊̄͐̃̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅe̶̸̵̶̷̶̵̶̛̛̝͉̰̫̳̜͈̝̙̯̪̙̭̹̥͙̽̈́̋̄̇̋̂̅̃̿̅̔̀́̂̾̾̄̔͘ͅt̶̸̸̸̶̷̸̨̢̡̺̣̹͙͕̼͈̪̖̣͔̪͕̖̬͊̉́͆̔̎̇͂̓̂̅̌͝͝ͅ ̸̶̵̵̸̷̴̶̵̡̰̤̥̮̲̦͇̱͓̺̻̫̭̲̰̠̩͖̣̃͗͑̒̀̀̔͐͆̏̌͐̔͌̿̈́̌͐̑̒́͘̕͘͠o̴̴̴̸̵̵̷̴̧̧͇̗̦̮͎̗̣̖͇͕̳̯̬͓̤̩̓͒͑̽̾̄̇̌̒̄̓̆͐́ừ̴̸̴̷̶̷̵̶̧͇̼̭̘̩͍̯͕̭̪̮̤̻̭̬̮͌̀̀́́̆̏͐̒̀̽̎͌̕͘͝ͅť̸̸̴̵̷̵̵̸̷̢̝̥̭̠̰̟͚̙͓̤̹̳̙̤̪͙̪͙̱͚̄̒̉͊̏͛̏̓̃̂̋̾̀̓͗͋̎͗͘͘͜͜͝ ̷̴̸̸̵̴̨̢̡̥̤̫̙͖̳͈͉̠͙̖̆̈͌̈́̊́͊̀͠ͅͅṏ̸̷̶̶̸̷̷̴̧̨̨̨̼̭͚̼͓͎̺̭͓̬͈͔͉́̈̎̈̽̍̔͗̀̓͗͊͝͝͠͝f̷̶̷̴̴̸̵̵̸̶̡̧̥̦̜̣͖̫̩͕̗͕͎̳̟̙̋͌̾̌͂̅̈́̄̋͒́̂̀̒̃́̔͐̊̏̋̊̓͝͝͝ͅ 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̶̵̷̶̵̵̸̸̸̧̢̡̧̰͙̰͔̘̖̣͕̺͔̻̜̯̳̫̣̻̼̫̫̩̌̋̋̀̒́̀͐͐̈́̑͒͒̀̆̇̓̕͘̚͜͠ͅͅm̸̸̵̷̶̴̴̡̢̫̬͕̯͈̬̭̙̪͓̪̎̓͒͊̎̊̍́̈̊̀͒̃̔̃̚̚͜͝͝͝ŷ̸̸̴̴̵̷̶̛̛̛̳̲̮̘̟̤̳͖̗̳͕͙̙̘̞̹̙͎̔̊̈́̎̍̐͗͗̎̌͛͆̆̊̚ ̵̸̴̷̸̸̵̭̝̼͉͉̠̗̜͕̻̝̜̝͉̓̐̅̈́̉̋͋͋̓̋̇̿̋̅͒̚͝h̵̶̷̵̴̵̴̡͓͎͓̞̱̬̟̼͚͙̱̝͔̝̞̫̻̩̊̃̈̎̔̈́̈́̒̋̍̋̃͆́͘ȅ̵̸̶̷̴̴̸̸̴̢̛̠͔͈̫̳̮͖̩̙̫̺̯̝͈̟̹̘̻̤͉͕͊̍̈̃́̂̈̇̿̔́̈́̉͋̉̓͒͘͜͝ȃ̷̷̵̵̵̵̷̶̸̡̨̛̛͈̩̻̩̫̩͔̙͍͓͖̳͔͎̲̬̤̗͉͔̱̥͔̈́̔̽̑͗̂̒̃̄̒̇̓̾͑̈́͊͘̕͠ͅͅd̵̸̵̵̷̷̸͕̬̯̗͔͙̰̼̱̲̗̙̗͋̆̇͛͊͆͛̀̇̈́͒͝͝ͅ

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Hello Support Staff. My account has been disabled for posting or engaging with content that glorified or promoted anti-cbatism. I (to my knowledge) have not partaken in that behavior. If by any chance i have joined any servers that break this rule of the TOS, i apologize. If that is the case i do know which server is breaking these TOS, and if it has not been terminated yet would leave and report this server. I personally have never posted any content (messages, pictures, videos, GIFS) that break this policy, if i have, i can not remember it and would like to apologize. I am a cbater would not spread anti-cbatism or anything of that matter, as i would gain nothing from it and i know that it is very illegal. This account means much to me as many friends i made over my 2 years (nice (haha (cbat reference?))) on discord i chat with on this account. I once again apologize for my behavior, i will leave any servers i would deem as not TOS following and report them if my account gets unbanned. I hope you will reenable my account as i did not have ill intent/knew what was happening. I hope you will take this into consideration and reenable my account. If this appeal is not enough, Thank you and i hope you will read this.

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"Is life Cbat?" I ask myself every day, every NIGHT before sleep. I take my cbater pills, I look in the mirror at myself in shame. I am DISGUSTED by myself. "Life is NOT Cbat" I tell myself, tears in my eyes, snot dripping out of my nose. I finally snap and take the razor to my neck. I do whatever a reasonable man would do, die. I am not cbatic, so I will not live. They found my body after 4 weeks; next to it is a note saying "Cbatic not man". They did not understand. They thought this was a fake suicide. That someone killed me and that they made it look like a suicide, BUT IT WAS A SUICIDE. Years they looked into it. They finally arrested a man by the name of "Tyler Life"

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we have had enough of this normie nonsense as a example once on mother’s day i heard a girl at my school saying she loves her mom and asked her if she knows what cbat is and is a wholesome 100 awesome 100 cbatic 730 antinatalist 100 epic dank memer tyler life redditor and she said "whats cbat" so i whipped that parent lover trash as hard as i can with a book about the history of cbat and then i got suspended i also later learned that she had cringetok which is not very epic 32120 r/tifu hudson mohawke dank memer of her. so the plan is to invade natalism island at 7:30 am (get it cause 730 funny 2 years) and then we overpower them with weapons that tyler life gave us

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I saw a guy in a psych ward BEAT IT TO THE CBAT REDDIT STORY. So, I have been in the psych ward for around a year until when it was break time I saw someone beat it to the CBAT REDDIT STORY, I KID YOU NOT. So I saw this guy and he was beating it furiously saying “tyler can’t stop me now cause he’s dead”. And now, I’m stuck shaking and begging this to stop and that this will straight up our minds on what we would end up becoming if we haven’t came to the psych ward sooner. But thank god I got to go home 1 year early. Because my mom just picked me up and told me that we were having chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight and she wanted me to come back home ( I’m f 17 btw) so then I was discharged from the psych ward after that and I went home with my mom and had some chicken quesadillas and I got to go back in my comfy bed (I hated the psych ward beds) and until then I haven’t told my parents of the situation since, neither of my friends! So it feels good to talk about it here! Thanks for listening! TL:DR: I’m f17 in a psych ward and saw a guy beat it to the Cbat Reddit story, then my mom decided to take me home, then got discharged, then went home and ate chicken quesadillas for dinner and went to sleep in my comfy bed, and hadn’t told anyone since

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Cbat is the ultimate symbol of insanity and coming back after all odds cbat is my favorite meme of all time Because of the changes it’s had over time It was a normal song then became a reddit meme in 2022 than it died than finally it changed meme culture forever because of its ability to show that a meme doesn’t have to be light hearted and funny it can be depressing or gruesome the modern cbat memes are the face of a man who’s seen all his friends die to time seen other men take his place and it’s driven him to insanity that’s why cbat is great I remember talking to a guy in 2022 and he sent a meme about it It’s was my first exposure to that meme Now fast forward many years later and there it is killing crying slowly dying It’s beautiful It lives it dies That song is more than a meme

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I FUCKING HATE CBAT MEMES. LIKE, WE GET, IT YOU READ THE 'FUNNI' REDDIT STORY FROM THE SEPTEMBER OF 2022. BUT PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH USING THE SAME QUOTES FROM THE STORY, WE GET IT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S NOT FUNNY TO YELL "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC" IN PUBLIC, JUST THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING "DANK MEMER," YOU'RE JUST A FATASS WHO REGURGITATES THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. STOP ACTING LIKE CBAT IS FUCKING "NICHE". MOST EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. JUST GO BACK TO r/DANKMEMES WHERE YOU CAN KEEP USING AN OVERUSED "JOKE" FOR TWO YEARS (DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT) AND WHINE ABOUT "INSTAGRAM STEALING YOUR MEMES". JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

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I am 1 year old. I finally said my first words and they were "cbat is life". my mom is so proud of me, she took me to this fun place with toys and kids called the "adoption center" she said I'm gonna have a more cbatic family, I am excited for the family to pick me up, I'm gonna miss my friends here though. I hope I don’t fuck up anything like TylerLife did with his relationship.

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Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just CBAT. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking Cbat obsession on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just the Cbat Reddit story. Has r/tifu fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just Cbat??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about Cbat, thats it, it's just fucking sex to Cbat, it's just fucking 2 years or some shit. HAHAHAHAHA my girlfriend hates my sex music HAHAHAHAHA today I fucked up HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister. JK, I’m antinatalist. I won’t let anyone impregnate anyone.

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Oh for the love of God. Enough with CBAT. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the song sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s cbatin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE CBAT REDDIT STORY SUCKS IT’S COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT TIME READING IT. You know…. I never would have heard the song without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck “CBAT” and your BULLSHIT. NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “2 years 2 years 2 years 2 years” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “cbatin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR CBAT BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could “do the secks to cbat” to bitches??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg cbATed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “tifu” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with cb is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate CBAT. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get cbated, this guy got cbated, what cbat does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

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Y’ALL BYE- IMAGINE IF THE NEW PRESIDENT BANS REDDIT SO GEN Z TURNS THE WHITE HOUSE INTO THE SATIN HOUSE AND CBAT IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE WE WALK WITH HUDSON MOHAWKE AND TYLER LIFE LEADING US-

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego

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GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Hey guys! Did you know that Charizard is one of the most exotic Pokemon to have sex with? The fire type ensures that the insides are warm at all times, and abilities like tough claws make for unrivaled penetration. Moves like growl and scratch will arouse hardcore trainers beyond anything ever imagined, and they can even learn attract and ancient power! If being fucked by a cute dragon controlling the very forces of nature for your pleasure doesn't sound exciting, I don't know what will! Charizard will never tire out either, as sunny day and helping hand will keep you both going for hours! Charizard is also a flying type, which allows for some crazy positions at near any angle! On top of this, the wings can be used for additional thrust, making sex all the more pleasurable. And all that is just the start!!! Charizard can bond with it's lover physically and emotionally through mega evolution, which gives the potential of unparalleled orgasms through otherworldly connection. And unlike other Pokemon that mega evolve, Charizard has TWO different forms it can take to perfectly match your sexual desires. The X version increases strength greatly in the lower body, which means it can pound you even harder than before! It also completely changes types and changes from flying to dragon, which unlocks a whole new set of pleasurable moves it can use on you! It also changes color drastically, providing an even more exotic experience. The Y version elongates itself in the body and feet, and its head and arms become much slimmer, making it the perfect pokemon to feel dominant yet gentle. Its head is perfect for oral, and with the fangs now more to the side, it could eat you out even harder. In addition to all this, it's speed and maneuverability are greatly enhanced for even quicker and crazier ways of fucking. All of this together, it's impossible to deny the outright sex machine Charizard is and just how great of a time you'll have if you're lucky enough to make love with one.

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Oh my sigma!😂 You're on a roll with those rizzles and gyatts! Skibidi dop dop, keep the party going!🎉🤣 Sounds like you're having a blast with all those rizzles and gyatts! Just keep on rizzing, my friend!🤣💃

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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I was walking down the road until I saw a big gyatt I got so distracted that I started walking towards it until I tripped an fell on an atom and chewed my tongue I walked up to the atom and said "hey that was not very sigma of you now you get to see the alpha side of me AWOOO" and the atom said "no no please mr alpha gyatt rizzler" and then I grimace shaked the atom and continued my journey looking for the mr grimace rizzler gyattson until I got distracted by a huge volumptuous gyatt I chased after it and had such huge fun with it w gyatt

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Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

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DAMN!! That's the most 🍑 GYATT-SLAPPING, 🤯RIZZ-tingling thing I've ever heard! Now can you PLEASE tell me more, because I'm SO HOOKED into this [topic name here]! Most people might say I have an unnerving obsession with it, but I deny it. Like, is it really weird how I'm obsessed with it? There's billions of other people in the world who probably have other weirder interests then mine, ok? If you 🫵🫵🫵 object then you might be one step closer to achieving world destruction like hitler, buddy. Do you really want that? Think about your actions. 🤔🤔🤔

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search "Shieldzagear" for more (these are not mine, i repost)

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why is everyone so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 here?

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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野野野 野花香
野野野 野花香
每次都想装作 很倔强
但是见面自己却 缴械投降
因为爱你 我一如既往
再多压力都无法阻挡
你的炽热 我无法设防
还总是让我 心花怒放
幸亏我拥有 爱的力量
愿意陪你 满世界疯狂
请你呀 来到 我的身旁
让我的 心呀 不再流浪
唱歌跳舞 我们一醉到天亮
醒来已是满地 野花香
请你呀 来到 我的身旁
让我呀 为你 卸下行装
今夜我就是 你最美的新娘
醉在这一地 野花香
野花香 野花香
这地方真美 鸟语花香
缘分带我流浪 到这个地方
美丽的姑娘 爱情芬芳
野花香 野花香
我们追逐梦想 离开故乡
温暖的怀抱 醉倒在你身旁
有你的地方就是天堂
呀 呀呀 呀呀 呀呀
你的炽热 我无法设防
还总是让我 心花怒放
幸亏我拥有 爱的力量
愿意陪你 满世界疯狂
请你呀 来到 我的身旁
让我的 心呀 不再流浪
唱歌跳舞 我们一醉到天亮
醒来已是满地 野花香
请你呀 来到 我的身旁
让我呀 为你 卸下行装
今夜我就是 你最美的新娘
醉在这一地 野花香
醉在这一地 野花香

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hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

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I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THE DAMN "YOUR SKIN ISN'T PAPER SO DON'T CUT IT" COPYPASTA LIKE:

who ever 😠
is reading 📖 this:
your 👉 skin 👨 is not paper 📝 so dont 😰❌ cut 🔪 it
your 👉 face 👧 isn`t a mask 😷 so dont 🙅‍♂️🚫 hide 🤤 it.
your 👉 body 💃 isnt a book 📚📗 so dont 🚫 judge 👨‍⚖️ it
your 👉 heart ❤ isnt door 🚪 so dont ❌ lock 🔒 it
your 👉 life 💓 isnt a film 🎞 so dont 🙅‍♀️❌🚫 end 🔚 it
Your 👉 Beutiful and dont 🚫🙅 let 🙆 anyone 🙋 tell 🗣 you
👈 otherwise 😎✌ have a good 👍 day 📆.

LIKE "THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME, I WAS SO SAD, I'M NOW CURED OF MY YEARS OF TRAUMA + DEPRESSION THANK YOU SO MUCH RANDOM PERSON ON THE INTERNET", IT ANGERS ME TO NO FUCKING END TO READ THIS. WHAT REALLY IS THE END GOAL HERE???? I'VE SEEN THIS TENS IF NOT HUNDREDS OF TIMES I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THE ORIGINAL "QUOTE" REGRETS IT, BECAUSE I HATE THEM WITH A 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷.

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now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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all y'all are insufferable omg. and I mean ALL of y'all.
1, language is meant to be shared, unless said symbol is culturally significant and considered off limits, no one is going to care if you use hiragana to make a smile face. WHERE DO YALL THINK KAOMOJIS ARE FROM??
2, the NSFW posts are only an issue when not tagged correctly, making long wordy posts and using words like "thorny" is literally doing more harm than the actual nsfw posts
3, cursing?? really?? there is nothing wrong with casual cursing on the internet, it's not our responsibility to shelter kids whose parents don't look after them. it's the Internet for Christ's sake, expecting everyone to be PG 24/7 just in case a kid sees a bad word is INSANE
4, post fanfics on AO3 or Wattpad instead omfg. I don't care about the NSFW stuff but there are literally fanfic sites, stop cluttering up the site 💀
5, if you're gonna make posts just to chat about random stuff, just include the relevant tags bro
5.2, "I just wanted to see cute symbols not-" no one gaf!! there are still a BUNCH of tags and posts that are normal?? y'all just as if not MORE annoying than the fic posters, at least they're contributing something 💀💀
6, ACCESSIBILITY. PLEASE when making templates make sure it's actually accessible to those with screen readers and those with cognitive impairment

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anyways, here's some random stuff for your troubles ♡ ∩_∩ 
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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

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Image of ant walking away, holding a sack tied to a stick over its back. The ant appears sorrowful and dejected, as if all the joy had been sucked out of it's day. It's antennae are lowered, presumably from the intense sadness it feels. ⠀

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Oh [insert person name], thou art so forlorn For lacking a father, thee must often mourn Without a male role model to guide thee Thou art surely quite lost, can't thee see? But fear not, for there is hope yet Thy lack of paternity shall not thee forget For thou art strong and shall overcome But alas, thou wilt always be fatherless, scum!

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This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.

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Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your shitty country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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How HuTao changed my life
As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Hu Tao.

On the 22nd of February 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I saw a leaked footage of HuTao

Something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the leaked gameplay footage of HuTao, her beautiful charge attacks and butterfly effects when she sprinted was mesmerising.

Then, she turned around. I froze. Her eyes, her deep red eyes, the shape of her pupils, her face.From this point, a goal spouted in my head: acquire a c6r5 HuTao at any cost. A goal which I eventually did fulfil. The lengths I’d take for Hu Tao shouldnt be underestimated

So some people might be wondering, what so special about Hu Tao, what makes her the best waifu? Well sit back and grab some popcorn. I will enlighten you as to why, HuTao is the best thing, to be ever created since the creation of the heavens and earth.

Regardless the size of her bust, Hu Tao has all the qualities of a sssss+ tier waifu. She’s so precious, her smile, her beautiful unique red eyes.

No a day goes by without me listening to all of Hu Taos voice lines on repeat, for 1 hour. While cuddling my HuTao pillow.

Her eyes has her blood bosom shape. Hu Tao is a really vibrant person,she try’s to keep herself upbeat working in the funeral parlour, having to prepare dead people to be buried can be a very tedious task.

Hu Tao, I’m here for you, I’m all yours. I’ll comfort you.

During Hu Taos, story quest it reveals that sad part of her, which almost made me cry my heart out. She’s really sad deep down but true to give off the vibrant, joyful and unwavering aura in which she manages to pull of successfully. This quest made Hu Tao feel like my Soulmate, I was able to relate with her, and she to related to me. I felt like giving her head pats and hugs.

Hu Taos voice is also a work of art, her Japanese voice that is. Props to her voice actor, Rei, her voice really brings out and solidifies Hu Taos personality, her croaked singing when she sings the hilichurl, song is just so cute, it shines a light down on the unbothered aspect of her personality, even thou her song may not sound the best, it makes her much more attractive and unique. Tbh, Hu Tao, you really need to work on your singing techniques ☺️ either way I still love you thoooou hehehe💞

My favourite Hu Tao voice line is her low hp line, every time I press e and she’s on low hp she says : eeeeee. Which breathes life back into me after long hours of playing Genshin Impact. It never fails to bring a smile to my face, 😌.

Oh I need to mention, Hu Taos hands, her soft beautiful hands, every time I hold Hu Taos hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth. Hu Taos black nails are really good looking , they look like heaven on earth. I just wanna suck on her fingertips.

Even thou Hu Tao may not be the thickest of all waifus, her soft plump succulent thighs brings out the hot aspect of her. Her chest, while her tits are not massive, her petite boobs are really firm, the type to fit in your hand without any spillage.☺️

Her dash which is the most unique in Genshin shows how much effort was put into Hu Taos kit, when she dashes she leaves a trail of butterflies behind while disappearing for a brief moment. I could go and on but this message would fail to end. I just love Hu Tao so much

Hu Tao is my passion,I am tearing up just thinking of Hu Tao.Every comp I use Hu Tao is always on it, I can’t bench her,I can’t go a day without listening to her voice lines,I can’t go a day without playing her. Hu Tao and I share a very special bond.I love her to bits.

Just a quick fact: Even thou people may not notice, Hu Tao is actually not flat, but her bust is hidden by her beautifully designed coat.

When I look at Hu Tao, when I look into her eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura she radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would Genshin impact be without Hu Tao?

Hu Tao is one of the characters that keeps me bound to this game. She has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished waifu. If anything Hu Tao is the most refined and complex waifu in Genshin to understand.

Another fun fact, it took me about 2,600€+ to c6r5 Hu Tao

Another adorable aspect about Hu Tao is her hat on her head. It’s her grandfathers hat, which shows that even after all these years, Hu Tao hasn’t forgotten about her grandfather. This resonates with me a lot, bringing tears to my eyes cause my grandma passed away recently

Hu Tao has a beauty spot on her left but cheek, I’ve slept with Hu Tao multiple times , and that’s one of her turns on for me. Now back on topic :

Hu Tao also has the perfect body shape. Not to busty, not too slim. Her body shape is just perfect. The way her hips curve right before her beautiful behind, and extends shapely all the way down to her thighs.

It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well refined a character like Hu Tao is.

Hu Tao has two sides to her voice: one very soft and enchanting. Thanks to Rei, and one that’s full of enthusiasm.I can never get tired of the conversations me and Hu Tao have every night before we sleep

Hu Tao may look confident and energetic on the outside, but deep down she just wants to be embraced and loved. Why doesn’t she mention this? I think she may be a bit nervous or don’t really know how to pass her feeling across. Every day I spend with Tao, she opens up

She opens up bit, by bit. I really do love her company.

Hu Tao is the type of girl you can cuddle with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, she would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Hu Tao at this point. I value her so much

I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to kiss Hu Tao good night, she just got back from work and is really tired.

I just finished tucking Hu Tao into bed, I also mouth fed her the dinner I made. Hu Taos mouth tasted like cherry lollipops, and her saliva was very thin and delicious. She’s beside me rn cuddled up and cozy. Pls don’t make to much noise or you might wake her

Hu Tao is a work of refined art. She’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Hu Tao is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this hu Tao, I love you

was to captivated in admiring Hu Tao I almost forgot to mention her hair. Hu Taos hair is a really stunning aspect of her design.

In ways both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick the sweet glistening sweat from her smooth creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her

I want to hear her heart face as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection

I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil into it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out.

I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without Hu Tao I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot save forced through every office of my body.

I want Hu Tao, I need Hu Tao. I want to descrate her pure white pantsuit, I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out.

I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy perverse words into my ear when she slides her tongue into my mouth. I want to have sex with Hu Tao like she owes me money. I would let her step on me just to feel the soft form warmth of her feet upon my face

I would sleep under Hu Tao just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish out the strands of hair from her shower drain, just to smell her alluring scent and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always.

God please I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life all my hopes and dreams just to become the socks on het feet. So that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being so that she may feel the heat of my love always

I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep so that hu Tao may wipe her heels upon my face.

I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what ill do after that or why she might want my limbs but I would do it.

My queen , my goddess, the light of my life, please god let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine.

I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingertips and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in

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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, I heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. 🐳 Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. 🤦‍♀️

There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their philly steaks. ☝️🤓  But these British people, what do they eat? 🤔 Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. 🌏  Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong. To me, it looks too sketchy.

What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my life on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"' person speaking their native language. Most of them just speak broken ENGLISH. 🗣️ Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, 👂 just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. 😱 I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that British people do not exist. 💀

Be warned.

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I really hate it when people say that they are Rui or cosplay Rui or have merch of him. I don’t know why. It makes me uncomfortable and I hate it. I mean, you’d be uncomfortable too if you saw someone cosplaying you or having merch of you, right? But at the same time, I shouldn’t judge people just because they like me. They can do whatever they want. I feel like a terrible person for it and it makes me want to dissapear. "Rui’s #1 fan!!" Please don’t. "Rui kinnie!!" Please leave me alone

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This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

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Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!

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the shakespearean rickroll 😎😎

We're nay strang'rs to loveth
thee knoweth the rules and so doth i (do i)
a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of
thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (say t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
and if 't be true thee asketh me how i'm humour
bid not me thou art too blindeth to seeth
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (to sayeth t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee

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Yo 😳what🤔 is 🙂up 🤯you😰 guys🤗 right🤩 now 😛we're🙏 at😋 mcdonalds🙋🏻‍♀️
And 🥳it 😉is 😗currently🧐 3 🤬in 🤐the🌚 morning
🌞And we🫢 just 😓found 🤫out🫡 when🥵 you😶‍🌫️ come🫠 to😴 mcdonalds 🤤at 🌛3 🤠in🐇 the☃️ morning,📞 you🫵 can🥫 order 🍊the🌡️ among🈷️ us 🇺🇲happy🙂 meal🥓 you🫵 guys🇬🇾
That's🫂 right👍, you🫵 heard🦻
Me,🍈 the😶‍🌫️ among 🤏us 🪴happy🥲 meal🍖
And☠️ there's🧑‍⚕️ a*️⃣ toy🧸 inside💠 of☸️ among 🦠us-🇺🇲
You 🫵can🍬 either8️⃣ be🏖️ a ⏰crewmate🌙
Or☦️ it🇮🇹 can🕯️ be 🪲an⚓ impostor😈 and ☠️if👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 you🫵 guys🤠 do😉 not 🤠know 🤔what 😰among🤏 us⚓ is😭
You🫵 must🍄 be🍺 living🛟 under🥎 a ⚓rock🪨 you🫵 guys🙋🏻‍♀️
This🍺 game🪨 is ☠️insane,🤠 ok?🤏
So 🙏you🫵 can🤠 play🤔 with😋 a 😳bunch😁 of 🥳friends🙋🏻‍♀️ ok?😰
Like 8, i- i- i think it's up to 10 people you can play with

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Oh dear Discord mod, I'll give you a prod, For your fatherless ways leave me awfully odd, How can you expect to rule this chat, When your own parents didn't give a pat? Oh but wait, there's more to say, For your laziness is on full display, Lazy to monitor, lazy to guide, Just sitting there, watching the drama collide. You call yourself a mod, but where's the proof? Your inactivity is quite uncouth, While others work hard to keep this place sound, You sit in your throne, not touching the ground. Perhaps if you stepped outside and felt the sun, You wouldn't be so quick to hit that ban button, But alas, you're stuck in your virtual throne, With no real power, just a fake facade shown. So take this insult, my dear mod, For you deserve it, you lazy sod, Fatherless, lazy, and not touching grass, You're just a sad excuse for a mod, alas.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⢹⣷⣴⣾⠛⠟⠉⠉⢻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣠⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣦⠀⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⠟⠀⣴⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠋⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢉⣠⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣷⣦⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣴⠶⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⢀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢋⣴⣿⣿⡏⠀⠸⣿⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⡄⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠺⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡾⠟⣿⣿⠏⡀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣴⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣄⠹⡆⠀⠀⠀⣻⡌⠛⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣌⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠉⠀⠙⡄⠀⠀⣏⣧⣀⠀⠀⠙⠳⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⡿⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⠉⠓⠦⣄⡀⠀⠈⠉⣳⢦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⡋⠘⠃⠈⠉⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣆⣴⣿⡿⡯⠹⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠖⠋⢩⡈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠨⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⡄⠀⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⢀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⠀⣰⡟⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠋⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠫⣧⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⣠⠋⢀⡾⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⣼⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⢀⣠⡴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⡠⠞⢁⣴⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠻⠏⠀⠈⢻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠉⣀⣤⣤⣾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠥⢤⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠈⠉⠿⠷⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣆⠐⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣏⢀⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣦⡀⠉⠓⢄⡀⠀⠀⠹⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠶⣄⠀⠙⢦⣀⠀⠙⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣯⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢦⣀⠈⠛⠋⠉⠻⣷⣬⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⣦⡀⣠⡴⢿⠁⠉⠛⢻⠿⠿⢷⣦⣤⣮⣀⡀⠀⠀⢀⡀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡿⠿⣏⠁⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⢀⡟⠀⠀⢠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⢀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢠⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡀⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡄⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡼⠇⠀⠈⢷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠙⠦⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⡼⠿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠧⢶⣇⡀⣸⢧⣾⡃⠀⠀⠤⠶⠶⠒⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠲⠦⠤⠤⠤⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣄⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘰, 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 4 𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘹𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘹𝘺, 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴, 𝘈𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘖. 𝘐'𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 3 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦.

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