Perchance Emojis & Text

Hey guys today we’re gonna travel to Perchance! “A FEW MOMENTS LATER” ok we’re here OH LOOK THERE ARE CRINGY PEOPLE! Ok bye SUBSCRIBE OR I’LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR PARENTS!

https://perchance.org/heccor-hate-club

https://perchance.org/whats-up-guys-tyler-dingle-here

2 years? 2 years. I said 2, years, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the Cbat Reddit story! How can you not laugh at it? Today I fucked up! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Cbat memes! Lets beat him to death! My girlfriend hates my sex music. She didn’t tell me for 2 years making sex now awkward. The Cbat Reddit story in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Cbat and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? You’re so anti-cbatic. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go fuck my girlfriend with music playing in the background. Hahahaha!

we have had enough of this normie nonsense as a example once on mother’s day i heard a girl at my school saying she loves her mom and asked her if she knows what cbat is and is a wholesome 100 awesome 100 cbatic 730 antinatalist 100 epic dank memer tyler life redditor and she said "whats cbat" so i whipped that parent lover trash as hard as i can with a book about the history of cbat and then i got suspended i also later learned that she had cringetok which is not very epic 32120 r/tifu hudson mohawke dank memer of her. so the plan is to invade natalism island at 7:30 am (get it cause 730 funny 2 years) and then we overpower them with weapons that tyler life gave us

Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

Cbat is the ultimate symbol of insanity and coming back after all odds cbat is my favorite meme of all time Because of the changes it’s had over time It was a normal song then became a reddit meme in 2022 than it died than finally it changed meme culture forever because of its ability to show that a meme doesn’t have to be light hearted and funny it can be depressing or gruesome the modern cbat memes are the face of a man who’s seen all his friends die to time seen other men take his place and it’s driven him to insanity that’s why cbat is great I remember talking to a guy in 2022 and he sent a meme about it It’s was my first exposure to that meme Now fast forward many years later and there it is killing crying slowly dying It’s beautiful It lives it dies That song is more than a meme

So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head g̴e̶t̷ ̴o̵u̴t̷ ̸o̵f̴ ̷m̴y̶ ̸h̶e̵a̸d̵ ̸ ģ̵͕̒ē̸͉͠ṭ̷̗̊͘ ̶̳̏̎o̸̡͕͂u̸͙̝͐t̸̳͛̿ ̴̢̄ő̷͓̽f̴̰̗̄ ̵͓̚͠m̵̢̨͛y̷̟̚ ̴̦͝h̸͍͓̔e̷̟̓a̴͖͒͊ͅd̴̘̄͋ ̵̜̗͗͝ g̶̟̥͑e̶̩͛t̵̮͒ ̴̡̠͗̕o̷̘̫͛u̷͖̒̚t̶͉̜̔̈́ ̸̰̎͂͜ọ̸͎͒́f̸̮̫̀͂ ̴̤̚m̶̨̱͌̈ȳ̴̱ ̴̢̩̏̅h̴̨͉̄̇e̸̳̺̿̊a̴̜̔d̵̮̑ ̷̬̐̏ģ̴̵̶̷̶̴̛͔̺͈͎̖͕̣̫̈̐̒̀̒̃̑͛͝ȩ̸̸̷̵̶̶̩̝͉̹̺͉͚̔̿̓̄̉̀̆͠͝t̸̷̷̸̸̴̸̬̟̟̜̙͕̣̰̗͈̂̎͒̊͑͋̈́̕͘͘͠ ̸̶̴̵̷̸̦̩̠̫̻̳͈̏̈́̎̆̍͒͝͠o̴̸̶̴̸̶̡͔̮̼͉͙͕̠͂̈́͂̃͋̏́u̴̸̸̸̷̶͖͍͚͙̮̝͈̥̓̇̎͐̂͊̍͆̒̅ț̷̸̴̶̵̷̣͓͕̪̳͚̉̾͛̀̿̆̍̇ͅ ̵̴̷̴̸̢̨̢͖̞̼͙̻̎̾̆̄̆̒̕͝͠ȏ̷̷̷̴̷̶̮̩̩̹̫̱̰͓̟͔͒̋͗̇̽̽͐͗f̴̴̵̸̸̷̣̳̪͈̰̩̟̗̈̆̄́̌̃͘͜͠ ̴̵̸̶̶̴̧̨̛̛̜̞̖̯̞͓̬̀̉̑̌̄̈́̚͠m̴̵̴̵̵̸̢̨͔̟̻͕̬̰͒͛̊̀̓͑̏̚ͅỹ̸̷̸̸̷̛̺͍͈̞̦͇̟̹̒̈́͊͛̄̚ ̴̴̸̸̸̣̥͍̟̲̦̦̾͆̊͐̔̚͝͠ͅh̸̸̸̶̴̶̼͈͓͚̪͉͍͖͚͓̻̎̌̿̔́̂̑̈e̷̷̶̵̴̖̱̯̫͕̟̖͚͑͋̀̓̑̂̇ͅa̴̴̵̴̴̷̵̧̧̤̫͇̮̪̩͖̣̘͂̒̀͒͐͊̏̉̏͊͑̓͘ͅd̸̴̶̸̵̸̡̢̛̺̭̤̘̩͊͆̓̄͊̂͋̒ͅ ̴̵̸̵̶̶̴̦̜̦̼̮͖̥̜̭̣̗̮͐̆͗̐́̎̒̚͠͝͝ g̴̛̮̊̀̃̈́̄̏̕ͅe̶̺̳̲̫͖̹̝̐̉̿͋͜t̴̩̎̒̀͝ ̸̼̱̒̀̃̿̉̈ͅö̵͓̝͚̱̰̺̟́ͅu̶̬̠̣͕̅̕͜t̷̡̖̉̔̈͊̋͛̓͝ ̶̲͚̃͊̏͠ờ̸̧̛̥̅f̷̧̧͙̟̣̺̼͒ ̶̫͌̊͗̏͝͝m̸̯̥̫̓̀͊̌̑̀̈́́y̷͓̖̘̬̹̩̗͐̀ 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̵̶̶̶̶̷̶̷̵̶̡͇̖̰̖͇̪̫͚̞͓̼̣̫̜̮͙̱͇̰͖̭̝̯͍̟̟̖̲̿̈́̓͋̇̄̏́͆̇̾̈̆̓͗̈́̐͆̑͒̂̐̂͒͘̕̕͜͠͠͝͝ḩ̶̸̵̸̴̶͖̱̗̪̥̰̖̯̪̻͌͒͂͆͐̏̓̃̃̍̐̿̕͝͝ͅȩ̴̷̶̶̴̴̴̶̛̗̫͎̝͙̬̖̠͚̗̙͔̱̰͕̘͔̑̉̓̃̆̎̈̌̌̃̔̾̄̀͛̒̕̕͜͜a̸̷̷̷̵̴̵̢͉̥̙̥̰̰̜͚̻̙̻̱̟̹̖̓̌̄̀̈́̀̍̌͗̊̃͗̏̀͋́̃̕͜ͅd̴̴̴̴̷̷̸̷̶̡̡̧̨̨̨͙̣͔̝̩͉̪̩̘͎͓̪͎̘̙̝͉̄̾̈́̓̓͆̃͊́̃͗̽͗̉̀̽̊̑̅̈́̏͐̋͘͝ͅ ̸̶̶̵̴̷̶̶̸̡̧̢̹̭̳̝͍͕̜̰̲̰͓͇͔̟̳̝̣̻̙̝͒̐̓͂̀͛̂̎̓̋͆̏̿͗̓̚͜͝͝g̵̶̴̴̶̶̷̵̶̴̡̧̢̛̛̻̠̯̠̲̻͙͓͍̟̥͚̝̞̘͈̰̝͚̋͐̀̈͆̈́̃͂̈́̀͂̈́̐̌͘̕̚͜͠é̶̶̷̵̴̷̴̸̢͚̱̦̻̤̙͓̦͉̘͔̥̟͉͕̼̜͆̏̈͛͛̃̀̌͋̋̆̆̔̓̈́͗͝ţ̵̸̸̶̵̵̸̵̷̷̡̧͖̱͔̥͇̖̜̭̹̞͉͖̣̯̞̩̰̗̯͗̄̀̏̿̔̔̊͌̿́̆̉̒̈́̂͌̏̔̑̾́̅́̈́͘͜͝͝ͅ ̴̴̶̵̵̸̷̷̴̵̢̧̧̛̤͚̫̖͎͖̭͔͙̮̝͓̣̹̗̖͚̭̜̰̇̄̾̿̀̽́̂̆͒̅͆̉́̀̽̓͌͗̓̎̈́͘̕͠͠ͅơ̵̶̶̷̷̷̛̺̭͉̻̜̪͖̱̻̳̻͎̱͚̿́̏̅̃̆̽͂̎̇͌͋̕͜ͅư̶̶̴̷̸̷̷̵̴̢̢̮̣͍͉͍̦̩̫̲̦͎̱̰̠̟͙͕̺̰̳̓̈́̑̀̌̀̅̀̌̋̋̅̏̓̔͐̿̂ͅẗ̷̴̷̴̸̷̷̸̛̛̛̫̰͖̫̩͎̥̼̠͕̭̘̺̤̮̖̺̭̘̈́̊͋̔͆̏̎̄̐͐̄̀̑͒̊̏̓͊͝͝ͅ ̴̶̶̶̷̵̵̴̶̴̨̧̡̘͚͕̟͙̰̗͍̟̩͇͙̼͚͑̿̀́͊̋̀̔͗͛̽̍̈́̑̎͛̐͋̏͒̇͘̕͜͜͜͝͠ơ̵̴̷̴̶̴̸̶̵̴̷̡̧̹͔͈͎̤̤̟͙̥̥̗̱̹͙͉̝̱̩͇̟̜̹͐̌͛̓̀͊̾̈́̃̑͗̂̂̊̾̈́̇̌̏̄̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅf̵̶̵̶̶̴̷̶̧̧̨̡̢̢͔̩͉̥̙̜͙͍̫̙͉̮̦̟̖͚̮͆̆́̽̎̀̈́̾̔͐̀́̂̈́͑̃́̈́͝ͅ ̶̴̸̷̴̵̸̷͎͔̠̠͓̼͙̫͇̟̱̮̗̫͇̥̹̼̇̅̐̑͗̿̈́́̐͛̾̅̀̄̿̃̓̐̕̕̕͜͝ͅm̴̷̴̴̷̶̷̶̡̙͇̤̬̲͙͖̩͇͎̬̠̠͖͎̻̥͓̗̰̼̆̿̽̄̂͛̍̓̓͑̆͛͆̈́̒͐̚̚͘y̶̸̴̵̸̴̸̴̸̵̸̨̨̧̪͚̪͍̖̪̯͈̦̬̰̣̞̭̹͚̭̦͚͎̪͖̻̝͋̎̉̃̈́̈̈́́̒͊̇͗̍͗̎̋̑̒̿̾̊͆̈́̇̄͐̐̉̚͘͘͜͠ͅ ̷̸̴̶̴̸̶̶̶̶̢͎̦̫̫̯̳̣̙̱̖͔͔̫͇̻̙͚̰̘͚͎͕̦͍͈͙͖́̈́̈́̇͆͐̅́̈́̉͊͒̃͂̃́̍͒͘͝͠h̷̴̶̷̶̸͇͔͖͚̪̱̯͚̳̤̰̩͐̃͛̽̿͂͒͋͒͑̎̚e̵̶̷̵̸̸̸̷̵̛̦͙̞͉̻̜̲̬̠̖̦͙̗͕̣̣̘̼͎͇͔̘̬̊̀̈́̔͗̿̈́̾̐̾͛͐͆͐̆͌̉̿̚͜͝ͅä̵̵̶̷̵̶̷̳̝̘̳͍͈͖̥͚̖̤̤̻̳̪͕́̈̏̑̎̑͌̊͒̄͂́͌̏̀͑́̊̌̀̄̚͜͜͠ḑ̴̷̸̵̵̞͚̻̗͎̗͈̘͕̻̤̖̱̋̈́̄̀̊͑̌̌͂̾̽͋ ̸̴̴̵̷̴̢̠̠͙̪̹͙͍͇̤̯̜̠̜̯͙̲̔̉̎͗̈́̌̊̓̉̏̇̕͠͝g̸̶̵̸̷̷̷̵̷̶̢̧̨̢̛̲̺̜̗̯̻̥͎͚͇̣̲̮̘̯̪͖̭͕̝̹̲̗͓̮̖̺͖̺̏̂͒͋̊͒̓̍̽̂̋̾̓̌̿͒̅͗͌̊̄͐̃̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅe̶̸̵̶̷̶̵̶̛̛̝͉̰̫̳̜͈̝̙̯̪̙̭̹̥͙̽̈́̋̄̇̋̂̅̃̿̅̔̀́̂̾̾̄̔͘ͅt̶̸̸̸̶̷̸̨̢̡̺̣̹͙͕̼͈̪̖̣͔̪͕̖̬͊̉́͆̔̎̇͂̓̂̅̌͝͝ͅ ̸̶̵̵̸̷̴̶̵̡̰̤̥̮̲̦͇̱͓̺̻̫̭̲̰̠̩͖̣̃͗͑̒̀̀̔͐͆̏̌͐̔͌̿̈́̌͐̑̒́͘̕͘͠o̴̴̴̸̵̵̷̴̧̧͇̗̦̮͎̗̣̖͇͕̳̯̬͓̤̩̓͒͑̽̾̄̇̌̒̄̓̆͐́ừ̴̸̴̷̶̷̵̶̧͇̼̭̘̩͍̯͕̭̪̮̤̻̭̬̮͌̀̀́́̆̏͐̒̀̽̎͌̕͘͝ͅť̸̸̴̵̷̵̵̸̷̢̝̥̭̠̰̟͚̙͓̤̹̳̙̤̪͙̪͙̱͚̄̒̉͊̏͛̏̓̃̂̋̾̀̓͗͋̎͗͘͘͜͜͝ ̷̴̸̸̵̴̨̢̡̥̤̫̙͖̳͈͉̠͙̖̆̈͌̈́̊́͊̀͠ͅͅṏ̸̷̶̶̸̷̷̴̧̨̨̨̼̭͚̼͓͎̺̭͓̬͈͔͉́̈̎̈̽̍̔͗̀̓͗͊͝͝͠͝f̷̶̷̴̴̸̵̵̸̶̡̧̥̦̜̣͖̫̩͕̗͕͎̳̟̙̋͌̾̌͂̅̈́̄̋͒́̂̀̒̃́̔͐̊̏̋̊̓͝͝͝ͅ 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Hello Support Staff. My account has been disabled for posting or engaging with content that glorified or promoted anti-cbatism. I (to my knowledge) have not partaken in that behavior. If by any chance i have joined any servers that break this rule of the TOS, i apologize. If that is the case i do know which server is breaking these TOS, and if it has not been terminated yet would leave and report this server. I personally have never posted any content (messages, pictures, videos, GIFS) that break this policy, if i have, i can not remember it and would like to apologize. I am a cbater would not spread anti-cbatism or anything of that matter, as i would gain nothing from it and i know that it is very illegal. This account means much to me as many friends i made over my 2 years (nice (haha (cbat reference?))) on discord i chat with on this account. I once again apologize for my behavior, i will leave any servers i would deem as not TOS following and report them if my account gets unbanned. I hope you will reenable my account as i did not have ill intent/knew what was happening. I hope you will take this into consideration and reenable my account. If this appeal is not enough, Thank you and i hope you will read this.

26 is cbat cbat funny because cbat hahaha 730 2 years 26 cbat haha ha funny yes? hahahahhahahahahahhahaha 26262626262626266262626 oh and 730730730730 hhahahhahahahahab im funny right* yeahn im very funni haha very funni me gimme reddit gold hahahha

I saw a guy in a psych ward BEAT IT TO THE CBAT REDDIT STORY. So, I have been in the psych ward for around a year until when it was break time I saw someone beat it to the CBAT REDDIT STORY, I KID YOU NOT. So I saw this guy and he was beating it furiously saying “tyler can’t stop me now cause he’s dead”. And now, I’m stuck shaking and begging this to stop and that this will straight up our minds on what we would end up becoming if we haven’t came to the psych ward sooner. But thank god I got to go home 1 year early. Because my mom just picked me up and told me that we were having chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight and she wanted me to come back home ( I’m f 17 btw) so then I was discharged from the psych ward after that and I went home with my mom and had some chicken quesadillas and I got to go back in my comfy bed (I hated the psych ward beds) and until then I haven’t told my parents of the situation since, neither of my friends! So it feels good to talk about it here! Thanks for listening! TL:DR: I’m f17 in a psych ward and saw a guy beat it to the Cbat Reddit story, then my mom decided to take me home, then got discharged, then went home and ate chicken quesadillas for dinner and went to sleep in my comfy bed, and hadn’t told anyone since

I FUCKING HATE CBAT MEMES. LIKE, WE GET, IT YOU READ THE 'FUNNI' REDDIT STORY FROM THE SEPTEMBER OF 2022. BUT PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH USING THE SAME QUOTES FROM THE STORY, WE GET IT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S NOT FUNNY TO YELL "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC" IN PUBLIC, JUST THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING "DANK MEMER," YOU'RE JUST A FATASS WHO REGURGITATES THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. STOP ACTING LIKE CBAT IS FUCKING "NICHE". MOST EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. JUST GO BACK TO r/DANKMEMES WHERE YOU CAN KEEP USING AN OVERUSED "JOKE" FOR TWO YEARS (DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT) AND WHINE ABOUT "INSTAGRAM STEALING YOUR MEMES". JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

"Is life Cbat?" I ask myself every day, every NIGHT before sleep. I take my cbater pills, I look in the mirror at myself in shame. I am DISGUSTED by myself. "Life is NOT Cbat" I tell myself, tears in my eyes, snot dripping out of my nose. I finally snap and take the razor to my neck. I do whatever a reasonable man would do, die. I am not cbatic, so I will not live. They found my body after 4 weeks; next to it is a note saying "Cbatic not man". They did not understand. They thought this was a fake suicide. That someone killed me and that they made it look like a suicide, BUT IT WAS A SUICIDE. Years they looked into it. They finally arrested a man by the name of "Tyler Life"

Oh for the love of God. Enough with CBAT. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the song sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s cbatin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE CBAT REDDIT STORY SUCKS IT’S COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT TIME READING IT. You know…. I never would have heard the song without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck “CBAT” and your BULLSHIT. NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “2 years 2 years 2 years 2 years” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “cbatin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR CBAT BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could “do the secks to cbat” to bitches??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg cbATed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “tifu” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with cb is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate CBAT. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get cbated, this guy got cbated, what cbat does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

I am 1 year old. I finally said my first words and they were "cbat is life". my mom is so proud of me, she took me to this fun place with toys and kids called the "adoption center" she said I'm gonna have a more cbatic family, I am excited for the family to pick me up, I'm gonna miss my friends here though. I hope I don’t fuck up anything like TylerLife did with his relationship.

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just CBAT. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking Cbat obsession on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just the Cbat Reddit story. Has r/tifu fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just Cbat??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about Cbat, thats it, it's just fucking sex to Cbat, it's just fucking 2 years or some shit. HAHAHAHAHA my girlfriend hates my sex music HAHAHAHAHA today I fucked up HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister. JK, I’m antinatalist. I won’t let anyone impregnate anyone.

Legend says that if you sniff and lick the Balls of Gold in the temple of Khairza and chant "I love fucking my girlfriend to Cbat" 26 times at 7:30am, you will become the most gay human alive.

I AM NOT JOKING. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BY THE CBAT COMMENTS. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY INFECTED EVERYTHING. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I AM GOING INSANE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BY THE CBAT COMMENTS. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY INFECTED EVERYTHING. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I AM GOING INSANE. THEY ARE IN MY DREAMS. THEY ARE IN MY NIGHTMARES. I AM SICK OF IT! I AM SICK OF ALL OF IT! I am literally begging you. Please don't do this. Please don't let this happen. Please, for the sake of everyone in this chat, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. There has to be another way. in this chat, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. There has to be another way. Please, for the sake of everyone in this chat, don't let this happen. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. I can't keep going like this. I need to get out. I need to escape. I need to get away from all of this. From all of you. From these comments. From the world. From myself. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

cbat wholesome 100 rainbooru perchance i punched a kid who said cbat is bad and my hecking breathtaking doggo bit him and my wholesome ass catto scratched him so i gave them snaccos because that’s what heroes do so then we went walking together with my parrot who i taught how to make squeaks that sound like cbat and my rabbit too and a derpibooru normie called cbat a bad song so my pets killed her which is wholesome 730 (nice) and then we went to see our (communism funny) favorite movies and one of the characters said 2 years and i said r/unexpectedcbat and my cbatic parrot replied with r/expectedcbat and then i got a call from tyler life to plant 26 (nice) million trees so he would give me 730 (nice) million dollars and keira, bluepower, bathwater, kya, masum, dark, florent and all the other perchance normies and the derpibooru, ponybooru and rainbooru staff stood and watched us and it was wholesome 100

so today i was at school modding r/tifu and a human female walked in my direction and TALKED TO ME!!!! i was nervous because i have never had and experience like this before, so i showed her the cbat reddit story and told her that it’s very amazing, but she was bored and walked away, so i told her about the voices in my head (I HAVE 26) and she was still bored, so i grabbed her and she started hitting me but i didn't let go bc i am a cbater so i don't know how to treat girls, and the teacher sent me to the office but i didn't go bc i am a cbater and cbaters only obey the school rules if they are good rules but then i got sent to jail but i didn't care bc i am a cbater, so while i was at jail i was modding r/tifu and made a post about me fucking up and going to jail, and then i got sent to a slaughterhouse as a punishment for killing a dude because he was an anti-cbater, but it was worth it because cbat is life, and when i arrived i was like "HOLY SHIT IT’S THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ARE THERE ANY 18-20 YEAR OLD GIRLS I CAN FUCK TO CBAT HERE" and then i died but it was worth it bc cbat is life (but only the good parts of life bc most of my life sucks), but then i arrived at the river acheron when i went to hell, and i screamed "ARE THERE ANY GIRLS I CAN FUCK TO CBAT HERE" and i got sent to satan for acting up but it was worth it bc it was a cbat reference

https://perchance.org/noah-is-a-fart-boy

My parents fucking exorcised me what the fuck My rEligious Parents fucking told me I was a damn hellspawn for fucking laughing in the middle of the class at school, I JUST FUCKING LAGUHED BECAUSE THE TEACHER SAID 2 Y E A R S AND I FUCKING SHOUTED "IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE" AND FUCKING UNLEASHED MONTHS OF PENT UP LAHEGTER WHAT THE FUCK THEY FUCKIBG TOOK ME HOME AND MADE ME HOLD A CRUCIFIX. I FUCKIG TOLD THEM I WASNT POSSESED AND I JUST MADE A FUCKNG REFERENCE TO THE CBAT REDDIT STORY!1!1!1 HSJEJEJEJ I WASNT FUCING POSSESED BUT THEY KEPT ON CHANTING BIBLE SHIT AT ME FUUUUCK I TOLD THEM REPEATEDLY I WASNT POSSESED AND THEY SAID THAT BEING POsSesd ISNT OBVIOUS BECAUSE FUCKING SATAN IS AMON G US HUMANS AND 2 YEARS 2 YETAS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YERSS 2 YEARS 2 YETS??1?1?1?1?1??1!1!1!1!!1 WHATM THE ABSOLUTE FUCK I FUCKING TIFU FUCK

The Cbat Reddit story is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on the first of September... I will never be able to recover from it. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. The memory of Cbat is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did TylerLife post it, thinking it was a good idea? He's permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope he's happy. I hope that one day Cbat gets branded as a war crime and TylerLife gets hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that he's already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If he subscribes to any religion, he'd best spend the rest of his time atoning for this ultimate sin. I hope TylerLife has a terrible day, I hope Cbat haunts him in his dreams.

cbat has ruined watashi no life . no more cbat references watashi've had enough, watashi have gone clinically kuruoshi there is no going back to shoki in the state watashi wa in. my physiatrist has given up on jibun. this is watashi no final message to anata before watashi fall deeper into this pit . every time i hear the phrase "2年" . "today watashi fucked up" . it's all cbat get me out of this jigoku hole for fuck's sake . this is your final warning, you BAKAS… NO MORE CBAT GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even Tyler Life: Cbat 2 (ft. like 1k artists): *gets released* Mentally ill Pinterest users: oMg vOcAlOiD Is bEtTeR ThAn hUdSoN MoHaWkE!!!! Me: shut up! Still drinking your salty tears from September 1st you dratc! Cbat will lead me to world domination! Minecraft 2: *gets released* Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Natalist Instagram normies: I’m too busy with my kiddos for this crap! I love being a momma of 6! Your mom: *forces you into existence* Me: yo mama so dumb she became a mom! Le Elon Musk: I have kids Me: shut the fuck up *everyone liked that* *cbatic 730* *wholesome 100*

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

If you think about it, this entire sub has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a Cbat-related picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "2 years?" "Today I fucked up!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it; usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "Sex to Cbat" "TylerLife did nothing wrong" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here; just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole fucking cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can fucking take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean 2 years get out of my head Cbat is everywhere my girlfriend hates my sex music.

i love being a cbater. i love showing my cbat copypastas to strangers online. i love spamming about cbat on random websites. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. so fucking much. i love it all. i love that i can look at myself in the mirror and know that i'm a cbater. that i can feel what it feels like to be a cbater and not be ashamed. i love how every guy i've been with has been like, "i'm so ctarded." and that i'm always talking about cbat. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love knowing that i'm a cbater and that it will stay like that forever. i love knowing that i have no one else to turn to. i love the feeling of being a cbater. i love being a cbater.

Stanley, what is that dreadful music you’re listening to…? It sounds like a diseased cat was forced to sing into a microphone… Cbat…? What kind of name is that?! Stanley, we seriously need to evaluate your music taste. There isn’t even any words! …Yes, I know the elevator song doesn’t have any words either. But at least it’s well structured! …Stanley, why are you laughing… What is so hilarious about this song?! I’m genuinely confused, enlighten me Stanley… No, I don’t have Reddit…

AITA for farting on a first-grader for 26 (nice) minutes straight? So basically I (12F) was at school (a place used by the government to ruin childhoods and is basically prison) shoving the Cbat Reddit story into everyone’s faces. Until a stupid first grader came up to me and said “Cbat is a bad song”. I spent the next 26 (funny number) minutes farting on him. AITA?