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ᴱᵈⁿᵃ ᴳˡᵃˢˢᵐᵉʸᵉʳ ᴮᴵᴿᵀᴴ ¹⁹⁰² ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ ¹⁴ ᴶᵃⁿ ¹⁹⁰⁵ ⁽ᵃᵍᵉᵈ ²–³⁾ ᵁᔆᴬ ᴮᵁᴿᴵᴬᴸ ᴸⁱᵇᵉʳᵗʸ ᴾʳᵃⁱʳⁱᵉ ᶜᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳʸ ᴱᵈʷᵃʳᵈˢᵛⁱˡˡᵉ⸴ ᴹᵃᵈⁱˢᵒⁿ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʸ⸴ ᴵˡˡⁱⁿᵒⁱˢ⸴ ᵁᔆ ᴰᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴶᵒʰⁿ ᴳˡᵃˢˢᵐᵉʸᵉʳ ᶜʰᵒᵏᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ ᴬᵍᵉ ³

.--. .--. (_ _) "SICK" (_ _) I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL TODAY )( -by Shel Silverstein )( Said little Peggy Ann McKay. /__\ /__\ [____] __,--"""""""--,__ [____] "I have the measles and the mumps, ) ( _/ \_ ) ( A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. \__/ / ((((((()))) \ \__/ My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, [ _]/ (((((((())))))) \[ ] I'm going blind in my right eye. [(_`"-._((((((( ))))))--"`_) ] [ ) (((( ,_ _, )))) ( ] My tonsils are as big as rocks, [ / (() |*| |*| (() \ ] I've counted sixteen chicken pox. [/ ()) ''' ''' ()) \ ] And there's one more- ( (() '' ^ '' (() )] ...that's seventeen! [ ())'. C====O.'()) / ] And don't you think [(\_/) (() '-._____.-' (()( ( ] ...my face looks green? ./o o\())____/ \____())____) . :(= Y =)@-----'---`-----@--------: My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- |/`----'/|\ /|\ \It might be instamatic flu. |``________________________________ I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke | |\'.'''.'''.".'.'".'..'".'.'.'."" I'm sure that my left leg is broke. | |'\.'"..'...."'"'..'...'.'.'.'.'..'.\ | |.'\.''.'...'''"'..'..'.'.'.'..'. My hip hurts when I move my chin, | |.'.\.'"..'.'."".'".'..'.'.".'.'. My belly button's caving in, | |.'.'\'.".'.".'.".''.'".'.'".'.'. My back is wrenched, | |.".'.\'.'..'.".'.'.-".'.'.'.- '.' ...my ankle's sprained, | |.'.' .\'.'.''.''.''.''.'.'.''.'' My 'pendix pains each time it rains. | |'.'.' .\'".'.-".'.''".''.-'".'.'.'.".'.'.'.\ \ |.'.'." .\".'.'-'.'".'..'.'.'.'.' My nose is cold, my toes are numb, \|.'.'..".'\".'.''.'..".'.''-'''.' I have a sliver in my thumb. \'.'.'.''.'\.'.''.'..'".'.'..'.'. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak. \.'.'.'".'.\'.'".'.'.'".'.".".'. I hardly whisper when I speak. \'".'.".".'\".'.'.".'.'-".'.".'.'.'."."-".'.'.'\ \.'.".'.".'\'.'.".'-'.''.'.'.'.'.'.".'.'.".'.'.\ \'.'.'".".'\'.'.".'.-''".".'. My tongue is filling up my mouth, \'.".'.'.".\'.'.'.'.".'.'.'. I think my hair is falling out. \".'.".'.".\".'-".." .".'.' My elbow's bent- \ \'.".''.".'\".'.'." .'.' ". ...my spine ain't straight. \".'.-'.".'\.'.'- .'.".'. My temperature is one-o-eight. \".".'.'.'|~.-~~-.~~-~.'~-~-.-'~-~..~~'-~-~-~-~| \'.'.''.'|.".'.'..-'.'. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, \".'..".|".''.''.'.".' There is a hole inside my ear. \'.".'.|".''..'.'.'.' I have a hangnail, and my heart is- \".'.'|".-.'..'..-'.' ...WHAT? \'.'.|.'.'.-'.'.'.".'..'".'.'.".'.'.".'"..| \'.'|'.'.".'.'..'. What's that? What's that you say? \.'|".''.'-'.'.'. You say today is...Saturday? \'|.-.'-'.-".'." G'bye, I'm going out to play!" \|jgs''.'.'.'.'.'-'.'".'.'.'".'.'.'.'"| ~~~~`~~~`~~~``~~~~```~~~~~`~~~~`~~~~~

𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚 ♡❁♡

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 .:*❤*❤*:.ღ ✿Lღve Yღu❣ ღღღ~ 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 ~ღღღ 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღ

ᴱᵈⁱᵗʰ ᴹᵃʸ ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᵇᵘʳⁿᵉ ᴮᴵᴿᵀᴴ ᶠᵉᵇ ¹⁹¹⁵ ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ ᴶᵘⁿ ¹⁹¹⁵ ⁽ᵃᵍᵉᵈ ³–⁴ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰˢ⁾ ᴮᵁᴿᴵᴬᴸ ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿʷᵒᵒᵈ ᶜᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳʸ ᴴᵃᵐⁱˡᵗᵒⁿ⸴ ᴹᵉʳᶜᵉʳ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʸ⸴ ᴺᵉʷ ᴶᵉʳˢᵉʸ⸴ ᵁᔆᴬ ⁵ ᵐᵒ ᶠᵉˡˡ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵃ ᶠˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗᵃⁱʳˢ ᴰᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴬᵐᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴸᵒᵘⁱˢᵉ ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᵇᵘʳⁿᵉ

ᴶᵃᶜᵏ ᴬ ᴬᵇᵇᵒᵗᵗ ᴮᴵᴿᵀᴴ ²⁴ ᴬᵘᵍ ¹⁹⁵⁹ ⱽⁱʳᵍⁱⁿⁱᵃ⸴ ᵁᔆᴬ ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ ¹³ ᴼᶜᵗ ¹⁹⁶² ⁽ᵃᵍᵉᵈ ³⁾ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʳᵒʷⁿⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵗʰᵗᵘᵇ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵃˡ ᵇˡᵉᵉᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᔆᵃⁿ ᴹᵃᵗᵉᵒ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʸ⸴ ᶜᵃˡⁱᶠᵒʳⁿⁱᵃ⸴ ᵁᔆᴬ ᴮᵁᴿᴵᴬᴸ ᴴᵒˡʸ ᶜʳᵒˢˢ ᶜᵃᵗʰᵒˡⁱᶜ ᶜᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒˡᵐᵃ⸴ ᔆᵃⁿ ᴹᵃᵗᵉᵒ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʸ⸴ ᶜᵃˡⁱᶠᵒʳⁿⁱᵃ⸴ ᵁᔆᴬ

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𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღ ღ 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღ 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღ

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 — 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡. -𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 .:*❤*❤*:.ღ ✿Lღve Yღu❣ ღღღ~ 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 ~ღღღ 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღ 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 ℒ𝓸𝓿𝓮 ♥ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 ღღ 𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 ღღ ♥♥ღღღღ♥ ƳƠƲ ԼЄƑƬ ƲS ƁЄƛƲƬƖƑƲԼ MЄMƠƦƖЄS♥ღღღღ♥♥ ♥𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 ℒ𝓸𝓿𝓮 ♥•*¨*•.¸¸.•*¨*•♥ ❤ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 ❤ 𝐼𝓃 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓎❤ 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 ✿ღ 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓜𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 ღ✿๑۩۩๑๑۩۩๑ ༺✿ڰۣڿ✿༻ ❀~ LOVE~❀ ༺✿ڰۣڿ✿༻ ♫ ﾚo√乇 ♫ ♥♥ಌಌ❤❤ಌಌ♥ ╰⊰✿ *•.¸𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮¸.•*✿⊱╮ დდ☆☆☆•*¨*•.¸¸.•*¨*•☆ღღ☆•*¨*•.¸¸.•*¨*•☆ღღ☆•*¨*•.¸¸.•*¨*•☆ღღ☆•*¨*•.¸¸.•*¨*•☆☆☆დდ ♪♫ ✫ ♥✫ ♥✫ ♫♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪♫ ✫ ♥✫ ♥✫ ♫♪ ༺♥༻𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓭 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 ღ ♥ ♥ ♥ღ ♥ ♥ ♥ ღ 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮ღ♥ ♥ ♥ ღ♥ ♥ ♥ ღ 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 & 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ❤ ༺♥༻Lσvєd Bєчσnd Ɯσrds༺♥༻ '*.¸.*´•.¸¸.♥ 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ღღღ ❤•*❤❤*•❤ღ ღ .:*･ﾟ❤･*:.ღ .❤.ღ .:*･❤*:.ღ .❤.ღ .:*･ﾟ❤･*:.ღ ☆♪♫•*¨*•☆♪♫•*¨*•☆♪♫•*¨*•☆♪♫•*¨*•♫♪☆ ♥ღೋღ♥ღೋ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღ༻ღೋღ♥ღೋღ♥ (¯'v´¯) '*.¸.*´ ¸.•´ ¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) (¸.•´(¸.•(¸.•(¸¸.•¨¯'•.¸¸.♥ Blessingsღღ

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⚫ South African astronomer Danie du Toit gave a lecture on how death can strike anyone, at any time. Upon the completion of this lecture, du Toit popped a mint candy into his mouth. It slid into the back of his throat, promptly causing him to choke to death. ⚫

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🇮🇪 Cavan Weekly News Published in Cavan, county Cavan SUDDEN DEATH. On Saturday night last, a man named John FAULKNER, residing at Aghaloora, near Kinaleck, was choked by a piece of meat sticking in his throat. This accident is becoming frequent in this neighbourhood, a man named DOWDAL having lost his life the other day at Finea from a similar case. This ought to teach people that good digestion depends very much on proper mastication of our food. December 6, 1878 🇮🇪

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I Want to Help It was a beautiful morning when I woke up, the sun shining through and the wildlife up and about. I went for my morning stroll, taking my usual route. I stopped by the surface of the water, when I saw the most peculiar thing: a little girl… In there. Couldn’t she breathe? Why didn’t she come out? Panicking, I reached out and grabbed her arms, yanking her out of it and holding her close to me. She started to scream, but then seemed to be choking. I tried to calm her down. “Shh… Everything is fine, little one, I saved you! Relax! Breathe in!” But she wouldn’t. And soon, despite all my efforts, she went limp. Not again! I couldn’t understand. I had taken her out of that horrible, disgusting air, and into the safety of the water. What had I done wrong this time? Maybe my tentacles frighten them. Maybe I wasn’t gentle enough. Human children are so unpredictable. I’ll save one for real next time, I swear.

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PRESIDENTIAL LIST Reading Time 2 mins George Washington December 14, 1799 67 epiglottitis, bloodletting John Adams July 4, 1826 90 Heart failure Thomas Jefferson July 4, 1826 83 Toxemia from a kidney infection, uremia from kidney damage James Madison June 28, 1836 85 Heart failure James Monroe July 4, 1831 73 Tuberculosis and heart failure John Quincy Adams February 23, 1848 80 Stroke Andrew Jackson June 8, 1845 78 Chronic dropsy Martin VanBuren July 24, 1862 79 Asthma William Henry Harrison[e] April 4, 1841 68 Cold and pneumonia fever John Tyler January 18, 1862 71 Stroke James K. Polk June 15, 1849 53 Cholera Zachary Taylor[e] July 9, 1850 65 Gastroenteritis, digestive issues from food poisoning Millard Fillmore March 8, 1874 74 Stroke Franklin Pierce October 8, 1869 64 Inflammation of the stomach, cirrhosis of the liver James Buchanan June 1, 1868 77 Respiratory failure, rheumatic gout Abraham Lincoln Shot by John Wilkes Booth April 15, 1865 56 Andrew Johnson July 31, 1875 66 Stroke Ulysses S. Grant July 23, 1885 63 Throat cancer Rutherford B. Hayes January 17, 1893 70 Heart attack James A. Garfield September 19, 1881 49 Shot by Charles J. Guiteau, then septic shock resulting from medical malpractice Chester A. Arthur November 18, 1886 57 Stroke Benjamin Harrison March 13, 1901 67 Pneumonia Grover Cleveland June 24, 1908 71 Coronary sclerosis, paralysis and/or intestinal obstruction William McKinley Shot by Leon Czolgosz September 14, 1901 58 Gangrene within gunshot wound Theodore Roosevelt January 6, 1919 60 Coronary occlusion by a blood clot William Howard Taft March 8, 1930 72 Heart disease Woodrow Wilson February 3, 1924 67 Stroke Warren G. Harding August 2, 1923 57 Heart attack Calvin Coolidge January 5, 1933 60 Heart attack Herbert Hoover October 20, 1964 90 Internal hemorrhage, upper gastrointestinal bleeding, strained vascular systems Franklin D. Roosevelt April 12, 1945 63 Cerebral hemorrhage, polio Harry S Truman December 26, 1972 88 Minor lung congestion, organ failures, cardiovascular system collapse, hypotension Dwight D. Eisenhower March 28, 1969 78 Heart failure John F. Kennedy Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald November 22, 1963 46 Lyndon B. Johnson January 22, 1973 64 Heart attack Richard Nixon April 22, 1994 81 Stroke, paralysis, swelling of the brain Gerald Ford December 26, 2006 93 Arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease, diffuse arteriosclerosis Jimmy Carter December 29, 2024 100 Natural causes Ronald Reagan June 5, 2004 93 Alzheimer's, pneumonia George H. W. Bush November 30, 2018 94 Parkinson's Bill Clinton(b. 1946)1993– 2001 George W. Bush(b. 1946)2001– 2009 Barack Obama(b. 1961)2009– 2016 Incumbent

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New Study Suggests We Don't Actually Need a Tetanus Booster Every 10 Years HEALTH 18 April 2016 By FIONA MACDONALD For now, doctors in most countries still advise boosters every 10 years, and it's going to take a lot more validation and replication of these results before that changes. That said, it's an interesting study that suggests we could continue to save lives, as well as saving the US government US$280 million each year, by switching the recommendation for tetanus and diphtheria boosters to every 30 years. "We have always been told to get tetanus immunization every 10 years, but actually, there is very little data to prove or disprove that timeline," said lead researcher Mark K. Slifka from Oregon Health & Science University. But the new research looked into how long 546 adults were actually protected against diphtheria and tetanus, and found that they contained antibodies against the diseases for up to 30 years after receiving their last booster - way longer than previously assumed.

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