Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt. Your attempt at humor is so abysmal, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except even the wreckage manages to be more amusing than your joke. I would rather endure a root canal performed by a blindfolded amateur with rusty tools than subject myself to another one of your so-called jokes. The sheer audacity of your comedic failure makes me question if evolution took a wrong turn somewhere. It's as if you gathered the world's most advanced scientists, locked them in a room with unlimited resources, and tasked them with creating the least funny thing in existenceâand yet, somehow, you managed to surpass their expectations.
If ignorance were a sport, you'd be an Olympic gold medalist. Your joke is so devoid of wit, it makes anti-jokes seem like cutting-edge comedy. Even a funeral has more potential for laughter than your punchline. The fact that anyone listens to you and refrains from weeping for the future of humor is a testament to human endurance.
I wouldn't wish your comedic prowess upon my worst enemy, for fear they might actually find solace in the bleak void of your punchlines. Your joke is not just bad; it's a cautionary tale, a stark reminder to future generations that not all attempts at humor should see the light of day. If mediocrity were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
So, please, do humanity a favor and retire your wit before it causes irreparable damage. The universe will thank you, and perhaps, in time, we can begin to heal from the trauma of your failed attempt at comedy.