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''YALLLL I HAVE SOME SHT AT SCHOOL I WANNA YAP ABT
SO HERE IT ISSS <33
ok so basically ive known this girl for a while
she's a pretty good friend of mine and idk shes alr in general
anywhoo one time in PE we were on the benches bc we dont exercise frfr
and she proposed to me TvT and im chill right so im like
"i'Ll OnLy mArRy yOu iF yOu gEt mE gUmMy bEaR RinGs"
AS A JOKE- but the next day she brings a whole ahh pack
so i accept it and we have the marriage ceremony at break
w a couple of our friends, YK NORMAL STUFF
anywhoo we wife-ing for a bit before i "divorce her"
(I thought us getting 'married' was a JOKE)
BUT SHE GETS PISSED AS HELL AND SAYS
IF I WANNA DIVORCE HER I GOTTA PAY MONEY T-T
And im broke so i js dont bring it up and let it blow over
them pookie starts being all distant and rude
AND THENNN AT ONE POINT (Like a week later)
IM SITTING ON THE BUS NEXT TO HER and tired asf
so i fall 'asleep' and i wake up BUT DONT OPEN MY EYES
and shes talking to sum boys sitting nearby (they were roasting eachother idfk)
and one of the boys said "ERM ACTUALLY U CANT GET ANY CHICKS SOO-"
And girls like "FYM I HAVE A GF"
and im interested like oo whos her gf :3 so im js listening w my eyes closed
AND POOK PROCEEDED PUT HER ARM AROUND ME AND SAY
"SHES MY GF👍" Like uhmmm-
(the audacity😭)
ANYWHOO THATS SOME OF ITTTT
ty for reading if u did, idk what to do and yh ._.''
DOING MORE OF THIS COS YEAH
Anywhoo
So I open my eyes and like act 'SLEEPY' (to make it convincing ykk)
And shes like 'Pooke arent we married'
IM LIKE UHMMM 'yh :)' BUT DONT ASK ABT THE GF THINGG
And tHeN
I realise IM ON POOKIES LAP😭LIKE MY LEGS ARE UNDER HERS
I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP LIKE THAT I SWEAR
Heres the thing
Ik shes gotta crush on SOMEONE
and she wont tell us who exept from this one girl called X
BUT I RLLY WANNA FIND OUT JUST IN CASEEE
anywhoo
if u dont think i should be posting this idrc
Baii :33
not funny i didn't laugh. your joke is so bad i would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. to be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but i didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad i cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. the amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on earth. get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. i'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. you've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. i'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so i can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. you're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise i would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. i'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. in the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. i hope you're happy with what you have done and i truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt 🫵😂
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We're nay strang'rs to loveth
thee knoweth the rules and so doth i (do i)
a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of
thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (say t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
and if 't be true thee asketh me how i'm humour
bid not me thou art too blindeth to seeth
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (to sayeth t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
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