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SKIBIDI SLAMO! EFFORTFUL’S LANGUAGE! JUKE! JUKE! JUKE! JUKECALLA IS UDING EFFORTFUL’S LANGUAGE!

tHis is IMPOSSSISBELEE,1,,1,1,1,!!!! you Cannnyoy beats this atatat alll1!!1!1!1!!!1!!1!1 EXPANEXPANEXPAN HARD!!!!! DIEE!!!!

I OVERTHREW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND MADE IT ALL JJT. UNLIKE YOU, I AM DEDICATED TO JJT! YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR JJT NOT FALLING INTO OBSCURITY! AND YET, YOU SCOLD ME FOR "WAR CRIMES" AND I AM HAVING ENOUGH! STOP THIS CRAP RIGHT NOW AND APPRECIATE THAT JJT IS NOT UNKNOWN! I WILL OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF WHATEVER CITY/STATE/TOWN YOU LIVE IN AND MAKE THAT JJT, TOO! I AM FED UP, TRULY AND ENTIRELEY! IF YOU OPPOSE ME, THEN GET OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT NOW!

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I was walking down the road until I saw a big gyatt I got so distracted that I started walking towards it until I tripped an fell on an atom and chewed my tongue I walked up to the atom and said "hey that was not very sigma of you now you get to see the alpha side of me AWOOO" and the atom said "no no please mr alpha gyatt rizzler" and then I grimace shaked the atom and continued my journey looking for the mr grimace rizzler gyattson until I got distracted by a huge volumptuous gyatt I chased after it and had such huge fun with it w gyatt

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GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

erm what the sigma 💀 <))> _/\_

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•𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑬😈🤬❌ •𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻💔😭❌ •𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑪𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻👿 😾😡❌ •𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑳𝑳 𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝑬🏳️‍🌈🔥🖤🌈😋

⊹﹡¸·。˙．‧𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓶.. 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪 ⭒﹡¸．˙。

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

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DAMN!! That's the most 🍑 GYATT-SLAPPING, 🤯RIZZ-tingling thing I've ever heard! Now can you PLEASE tell me more, because I'm SO HOOKED into this [topic name here]! Most people might say I have an unnerving obsession with it, but I deny it. Like, is it really weird how I'm obsessed with it? There's billions of other people in the world who probably have other weirder interests then mine, ok? If you 🫵🫵🫵 object then you might be one step closer to achieving world destruction like hitler, buddy. Do you really want that? Think about your actions. 🤔🤔🤔

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why is everyone so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 here?

don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Image of ant walking away, holding a sack tied to a stick over its back. The ant appears sorrowful and dejected, as if all the joy had been sucked out of it's day. It's antennae are lowered, presumably from the intense sadness it feels. ⠀

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Oh [insert person name], thou art so forlorn For lacking a father, thee must often mourn Without a male role model to guide thee Thou art surely quite lost, can't thee see? But fear not, for there is hope yet Thy lack of paternity shall not thee forget For thou art strong and shall overcome But alas, thou wilt always be fatherless, scum!

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Okay so i am so soap🧼 rn, like oml 😫 rehehe am house 🏠 like rn like gym 🏀 uwu like oml Arizona, hahah eee, the southern hemisphere isn’t it super duper super duper super cool ikr?! Like oh my goodness its so reltedable 🤣🤣 im so quirky 👉👈 hehe~ RHEJRHE coughs 😷 excuse me 🤧 im just so so so so so so so so so dies so so so 😵 quirky ikr, girl stfu 😦 like ur so ugly 🥸 and so weird 🍄 and so ew 🎧 el gasp how dare you 🤬 idc. WELL I DO 🤬 shshsh girlypop 🍭 im not your girlypop 💢 haha ikr 🕶️ SHUTDUP. No thanks 🔫 how DARE YOU you are so mean and so not nice i’ll report you to the police for bullying 👉👈 no you wont ❌ y-yes i will you big meanie 🥺 f*cking liar. 🤬 i-im no lair! 🥺 stfu 🖕 okay.. 🥺 i said shutdup 🔫 gasp w-wait i-i-i–ii-i-i-i-i- 😮‍💨 I-I-i WHAT? 🤬 im so sorry senpai 🥺 GIRL WTF 😦 sworry 😻 GRILLLLL NAWH 😎 o-oh. 😫 GIRL. 🦝🤬🤓 boing boing boing boing boing boing

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

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AITA for farting on a first-grader for 26 (nice) minutes straight? So basically I (12F) was at school (a place used by the government to ruin childhoods and is basically prison) shoving the Cbat Reddit story into everyone’s faces. Until a stupid first grader came up to me and said “Cbat is a bad song”. I spent the next 26 (funny number) minutes farting on him. AITA?

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

📖 Legend says that if you sniff and lick the Balls of Gold in the temple of Khairza and chant "I love sucking my horny fetish minor's gyatt" 69 times at 1:48am, you will become the most gay human alive. 📖

So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head g̴e̶t̷ ̴o̵u̴t̷ ̸o̵f̴ ̷m̴y̶ ̸h̶e̵a̸d̵ ̸ ģ̵͕̒ē̸͉͠ṭ̷̗̊͘ ̶̳̏̎o̸̡͕͂u̸͙̝͐t̸̳͛̿ ̴̢̄ő̷͓̽f̴̰̗̄ ̵͓̚͠m̵̢̨͛y̷̟̚ ̴̦͝h̸͍͓̔e̷̟̓a̴͖͒͊ͅd̴̘̄͋ ̵̜̗͗͝ g̶̟̥͑e̶̩͛t̵̮͒ ̴̡̠͗̕o̷̘̫͛u̷͖̒̚t̶͉̜̔̈́ ̸̰̎͂͜ọ̸͎͒́f̸̮̫̀͂ ̴̤̚m̶̨̱͌̈ȳ̴̱ ̴̢̩̏̅h̴̨͉̄̇e̸̳̺̿̊a̴̜̔d̵̮̑ ̷̬̐̏ģ̴̵̶̷̶̴̛͔̺͈͎̖͕̣̫̈̐̒̀̒̃̑͛͝ȩ̸̸̷̵̶̶̩̝͉̹̺͉͚̔̿̓̄̉̀̆͠͝t̸̷̷̸̸̴̸̬̟̟̜̙͕̣̰̗͈̂̎͒̊͑͋̈́̕͘͘͠ ̸̶̴̵̷̸̦̩̠̫̻̳͈̏̈́̎̆̍͒͝͠o̴̸̶̴̸̶̡͔̮̼͉͙͕̠͂̈́͂̃͋̏́u̴̸̸̸̷̶͖͍͚͙̮̝͈̥̓̇̎͐̂͊̍͆̒̅ț̷̸̴̶̵̷̣͓͕̪̳͚̉̾͛̀̿̆̍̇ͅ ̵̴̷̴̸̢̨̢͖̞̼͙̻̎̾̆̄̆̒̕͝͠ȏ̷̷̷̴̷̶̮̩̩̹̫̱̰͓̟͔͒̋͗̇̽̽͐͗f̴̴̵̸̸̷̣̳̪͈̰̩̟̗̈̆̄́̌̃͘͜͠ ̴̵̸̶̶̴̧̨̛̛̜̞̖̯̞͓̬̀̉̑̌̄̈́̚͠m̴̵̴̵̵̸̢̨͔̟̻͕̬̰͒͛̊̀̓͑̏̚ͅỹ̸̷̸̸̷̛̺͍͈̞̦͇̟̹̒̈́͊͛̄̚ ̴̴̸̸̸̣̥͍̟̲̦̦̾͆̊͐̔̚͝͠ͅh̸̸̸̶̴̶̼͈͓͚̪͉͍͖͚͓̻̎̌̿̔́̂̑̈e̷̷̶̵̴̖̱̯̫͕̟̖͚͑͋̀̓̑̂̇ͅa̴̴̵̴̴̷̵̧̧̤̫͇̮̪̩͖̣̘͂̒̀͒͐͊̏̉̏͊͑̓͘ͅd̸̴̶̸̵̸̡̢̛̺̭̤̘̩͊͆̓̄͊̂͋̒ͅ ̴̵̸̵̶̶̴̦̜̦̼̮͖̥̜̭̣̗̮͐̆͗̐́̎̒̚͠͝͝ g̴̛̮̊̀̃̈́̄̏̕ͅe̶̺̳̲̫͖̹̝̐̉̿͋͜t̴̩̎̒̀͝ ̸̼̱̒̀̃̿̉̈ͅö̵͓̝͚̱̰̺̟́ͅu̶̬̠̣͕̅̕͜t̷̡̖̉̔̈͊̋͛̓͝ ̶̲͚̃͊̏͠ờ̸̧̛̥̅f̷̧̧͙̟̣̺̼͒ ̶̫͌̊͗̏͝͝m̸̯̥̫̓̀͊̌̑̀̈́́y̷͓̖̘̬̹̩̗͐̀ ̴̛͙̪̲̉̾͗h̶͔̯̻͌̈̍͒ě̷̥͍̳̯̹̻̩a̵̜͔̜̖̎̃̐́̕ḑ̶̱̃͗͑̑́̿̕ ̵̢̳̦̼̍̇̏͂̈ğ̴̥̩̻̭̗̲͉̔͆̐̎ę̶̨̱̥̏̀̄̑̓͛̈́͝ͅt̶̺́̿ ̸̢̧̙͕̺̯̤̍̓̓̇͌̽̚ö̸͔̻́͛́̇̂̏͋ṵ̷̡̡͊̌̅̔̈́̈́͘ͅt̶̢̯͍̰̯̲͇̅̊̒ ̵͎͚̋̈́͋͋̿̃̄͘ő̷͔̗̺͉̗͎f̸̭̜̱̙͚̄̓̀ ̸̨̯̪̞͓͕̓m̴̧̭̿̒͊ÿ̸̨̺̳̩̯́̔͐̒̾͋͠ ̷͓͓͛̐̃̔̕ḥ̷̺̏̓̆̀ͅͅé̸̛̠̲̚a̸̮̩̠̞̐̊͘d̸͉͎͍̱̞̳̙̓͂ ̵̮̞͉͂̇͌̄̈͒̀g̸̭̱̽͊͑͛͋ȩ̴͎̰̲̅̎̿̉͐̓͗̑t̸̡̪͚͕͖̫͚̑͆͋̆͑͛̕͠ ̴̧̢͇͎̰̖̪͍͒͐͛̄̈͆̕̕o̷̖̯̮̤̬͍̳̜̎͂́̕u̵̙͉̙̻͚̾̎̎̀̊͐̆t̴̳̭̦͔͙͔͔͊̋͝ ̴̝̱̣̝̀̒́̏̐͒̀̊͜ǫ̵͖̠̺̬̀̍f̵̰̮̤̓́͝ ̵͔̱̹̫̼͚͠m̷͖̫̠͚̰͕͙̿̓͋́̋͊͝y̶͉̱̭̏ ̴̨̻̫̯̈́̓̕͘ḫ̸͉͕̲̜̣̭̜͛͠e̷͚̖͐́̾͂͋̚͝a̵͓̦͖̜̬͐̍̐͋̌d̸̡̫̺̽̋̒̆͗ ̶̺͖̙͐̊̈̔͘g̸͙͚̟̮̐e̵͓̘͖̤̋t̶̩̃̍̅͊ ̸̧̝̼̟͈͉̩͚̒̅̎͝ö̵̡̤̥̣̱̥̱́̾̎̒͂̀̕ü̷̠͚̭̮̪̻t̷͉̯͗͂̔̃̿̍͋ ̷͙͖̪̟̦̝͋̏͂ͅo̵͍͚̅̔͆̓̚ḟ̸̨̡̛̣̎ ̴̛̺̥̙̞͗̓̓̒̄̐͛m̴̥͍̏̒ý̵̡̺͖͚͙̪͒ ̶̧̞͖͔͇̩̎̈́h̴̝͚̞́̂ͅͅe̷̛̗̳͔̮͚̎̅́̾ā̶̧̺̟̠͇̟̔d̴̢̫̱͙͎̫̮͎͌̈̌̅͗̈́ ̸͕̖̲̤̈̆̽̎̾g̷̖̝̗̮̲͉̼̋̽̒̌̉̚̕͝e̵̛̪̦̫͕͇͗̽͊͌̍͠ͅt̵̝̃͂́̇͘ ̶̢̘̬̩̻̖͖͚̏̏̈́̆̄ó̵̮̜̺̜̆̈́̕ú̶̗̳͚̥̆̋̃̆t̷̗̉͜ ̷̖̳͚̣̌̍͒̀̽̈́̓͠ô̷̈́̇̓̚̕ͅf̴̞͐ ̷̗͓͉͕̱͍̠̊̾̒͑̚͘͝m̴̡͙̳͍̓̊͗͐ÿ̶̯͍̯͕̀̌̀̈́͘ ̴̢̱̯͇̝͕̐h̴͖̀̌͋͝ę̸̜̱̲̤̼̤̎͌͘ą̸̢̯̹̳́͝͠ͅd̵͙͚̻̺̥̖̊́̋͂̆̂͜ ̷̨̟̠̞̜̀̀̄͋͠͝͠g̸̨̛̛͖̳̪̠̼̱͑̊̒̓̈́̚ë̸̛̺̟́͌́͊̽͝t̵̩̰̩́̓ ̸̞͓̥̲̩̙̯̪̌̓̕o̵͉̹̥̪͖̓̃ͅu̷̧̧̖̜̟̼̅̑̓͐̍̈́̾̍t̶͍̼͚̰̬̖́͛ ̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓̤̮̞̭̠̣̪̲̖̩̣̩̫̣̹̙̖͙̍̃̇̑͐̎̆̑̽̈͊͐͋͌̓̈́̄͐̄͋͐̕͘͘ ̵̶̴̷̵̢̩̜̰̣̯͈͎̤͓̰͎̏͗̀̀͒̓͑̉̚͠h̷̸̷̵̸̶̵̷̴̨̨̛̛̤͓͕͉͉͚̩̯͇̻̩̣̦̻̻̤̼͓͒͒͗͌͗̏́̓̃͗͗̉̅̒̍̃͐̃̕̚͠͝͝ͅę̸̸̵̵̷̵̴̴̢̳̟̳̫̠͕̟̩͍̹̲̝̠̻̿̊̿̎̏͛͑̇̈̾̿̈̈́͆̿̉̕͝͝a̵̵̸̵̶̶̷̛͚̳̲̰͉̲̻͓͚̻̠͔̬̼͑̅̅́̑͒͆͗̓͂̀̍͗̍͑͑͘͘͜͜ͅd̶̷̸̸̵̶̸̵̸̡̰͍̯̹̫̬͍̰͎̫̺̘̦̪͍̱̝̳̻̐͆̓̊͋̒͋̇͌̓̑͗͛̀̌̇̕̚̕͠ ̴̸̵̸̷̶̷̼͙͍̲͕̲̖̱̻̬̻̟̝͈͓͍͈̯̑͛͌̃͐̊̈́̍͋̃̇̋̚̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅg̷̴̶̷̵̴̸̷̵̢̨̯̝̜͖̖͍̼͙͖̮̰̜̲̳̖̮̥̖̬͌̓̂̆͂́̓͗̑͑̑̆͑̊͊͗̌̽͊̂͑̚ë̵̴̶̴̷̵̸̶̸̷̡̢̜̺̰̝͓͍̥̭̲̼̻̩̪̼͍̙̗̤̠͔̩͎̺̗́͆͊͌̎͋̋̾̈́͗̄̃͐͗͐͆́͒̏̈̀̂͌̂̌̑̚͘͜͠͝͝t̶̷̵̸̵̸̷̴̸͙̥͓̩̖͔͈̹̼̝̠̖͎̜̳͍̗͔̳͕̳̭̙̀̊̽̅͒̈́̒̉̂̎͗͐́͂̂͒̿̕͝͝͝ ̸̵̸̶̷̷̢̝̖̣̮̟͓̪͖̯̟̱̈́͐͂̾̓̅̿͒̏̌͜ơ̸̷̸̵̴̥̞͈̲͕͕̦͙̣̱̪̳̺̈́̈̏̋̌̄̚u̵̴̸̶̵̵̷̴̡̡̢̢̪̟͔̭̱̝̳̥̟͈̭̯͔̬̽̌͂̾͂̈̽͋̿̊͌̓͐̈̓̂̒̕̕͜t̸̵̶̶̸̶̸̵̶̸̸̡̩̦͙̰̱͔̘͔͇̥̣̝̗͇̲͉͕̮̙̯̖͕̫͆̎̅̐̐͐̆̎̓̉̎̔̆͛̉̏̀̈͑̓̈́͘͝ ̵̴̷̷̷̸̴̧̜̻̞̣̰̖͕̻͍͔͓̤̼̜̠͖̼̝̦̅̀̃͊̉͐̋͌͑̏͋̂͋͘͝͝͝ọ̶̸̵̷̴̵̤͉̹̘͎͎̣̞̹͔͈͉̺̽͗̋̌̌͛̌̍͘f̷̸̸̸̸̴̴̷̸̧̨̨̛͔͖͇̜̭͓̪̹̣̤̗̭̘͕̜̮̺̖̦̲̠͓̹̯̀̽̾̊͒̌̅̎͆͂͆̇̃͗̐́̎̄̑̕̕̕̕͜ͅ ̸̶̷̵̴̵̶̵̶̡̫͙͍̹̭̠̰̖̘͎͈̦̘̖̥̱̩̮͕̞̗̣͎͎͕̈́̂́͐̾͒̎́̍͊́̍̏̅̿̋̉̄̾̅̉͗̓͂̍͘͝ͅṁ̴̵̴̴̶̵̸̸̡̧̢̧̧̨͇̯͙̬̠̺̠̲̤̟͎͍̖̹̳̈̃͗̾́̅̆̓̈̀̓͆̆͛͘̕͘̚̕̚͝ͅy̴̷̵̷̸̸̷̢̨̧͕͇̳͔͓̱͕͎̖̹̙͋̊̇̆̎͛̊̆́́̍́͒̍́̍̇̔̄͜͝͠ 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̶̴̸̷̴̵̸̷͎͔̠̠͓̼͙̫͇̟̱̮̗̫͇̥̹̼̇̅̐̑͗̿̈́́̐͛̾̅̀̄̿̃̓̐̕̕̕͜͝ͅm̴̷̴̴̷̶̷̶̡̙͇̤̬̲͙͖̩͇͎̬̠̠͖͎̻̥͓̗̰̼̆̿̽̄̂͛̍̓̓͑̆͛͆̈́̒͐̚̚͘y̶̸̴̵̸̴̸̴̸̵̸̨̨̧̪͚̪͍̖̪̯͈̦̬̰̣̞̭̹͚̭̦͚͎̪͖̻̝͋̎̉̃̈́̈̈́́̒͊̇͗̍͗̎̋̑̒̿̾̊͆̈́̇̄͐̐̉̚͘͘͜͠ͅ ̷̸̴̶̴̸̶̶̶̶̢͎̦̫̫̯̳̣̙̱̖͔͔̫͇̻̙͚̰̘͚͎͕̦͍͈͙͖́̈́̈́̇͆͐̅́̈́̉͊͒̃͂̃́̍͒͘͝͠h̷̴̶̷̶̸͇͔͖͚̪̱̯͚̳̤̰̩͐̃͛̽̿͂͒͋͒͑̎̚e̵̶̷̵̸̸̸̷̵̛̦͙̞͉̻̜̲̬̠̖̦͙̗͕̣̣̘̼͎͇͔̘̬̊̀̈́̔͗̿̈́̾̐̾͛͐͆͐̆͌̉̿̚͜͝ͅä̵̵̶̷̵̶̷̳̝̘̳͍͈͖̥͚̖̤̤̻̳̪͕́̈̏̑̎̑͌̊͒̄͂́͌̏̀͑́̊̌̀̄̚͜͜͠ḑ̴̷̸̵̵̞͚̻̗͎̗͈̘͕̻̤̖̱̋̈́̄̀̊͑̌̌͂̾̽͋ ̸̴̴̵̷̴̢̠̠͙̪̹͙͍͇̤̯̜̠̜̯͙̲̔̉̎͗̈́̌̊̓̉̏̇̕͠͝g̸̶̵̸̷̷̷̵̷̶̢̧̨̢̛̲̺̜̗̯̻̥͎͚͇̣̲̮̘̯̪͖̭͕̝̹̲̗͓̮̖̺͖̺̏̂͒͋̊͒̓̍̽̂̋̾̓̌̿͒̅͗͌̊̄͐̃̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅe̶̸̵̶̷̶̵̶̛̛̝͉̰̫̳̜͈̝̙̯̪̙̭̹̥͙̽̈́̋̄̇̋̂̅̃̿̅̔̀́̂̾̾̄̔͘ͅt̶̸̸̸̶̷̸̨̢̡̺̣̹͙͕̼͈̪̖̣͔̪͕̖̬͊̉́͆̔̎̇͂̓̂̅̌͝͝ͅ ̸̶̵̵̸̷̴̶̵̡̰̤̥̮̲̦͇̱͓̺̻̫̭̲̰̠̩͖̣̃͗͑̒̀̀̔͐͆̏̌͐̔͌̿̈́̌͐̑̒́͘̕͘͠o̴̴̴̸̵̵̷̴̧̧͇̗̦̮͎̗̣̖͇͕̳̯̬͓̤̩̓͒͑̽̾̄̇̌̒̄̓̆͐́ừ̴̸̴̷̶̷̵̶̧͇̼̭̘̩͍̯͕̭̪̮̤̻̭̬̮͌̀̀́́̆̏͐̒̀̽̎͌̕͘͝ͅť̸̸̴̵̷̵̵̸̷̢̝̥̭̠̰̟͚̙͓̤̹̳̙̤̪͙̪͙̱͚̄̒̉͊̏͛̏̓̃̂̋̾̀̓͗͋̎͗͘͘͜͜͝ ̷̴̸̸̵̴̨̢̡̥̤̫̙͖̳͈͉̠͙̖̆̈͌̈́̊́͊̀͠ͅͅṏ̸̷̶̶̸̷̷̴̧̨̨̨̼̭͚̼͓͎̺̭͓̬͈͔͉́̈̎̈̽̍̔͗̀̓͗͊͝͝͠͝f̷̶̷̴̴̸̵̵̸̶̡̧̥̦̜̣͖̫̩͕̗͕͎̳̟̙̋͌̾̌͂̅̈́̄̋͒́̂̀̒̃́̔͐̊̏̋̊̓͝͝͝ͅ 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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, I heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. 🐳 Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. 🤦‍♀️ There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their philly steaks. ☝️🤓 But these British people, what do they eat? 🤔 Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. 🌏 Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my life on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"' person speaking their native language. Most of them just speak broken ENGLISH. 🗣️ Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, 👂 just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. 😱 I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that British people do not exist. 💀 Be warned.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

How HuTao changed my life As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Hu Tao. On the 22nd of February 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I saw a leaked footage of HuTao Something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the leaked gameplay footage of HuTao, her beautiful charge attacks and butterfly effects when she sprinted was mesmerising. Then, she turned around. I froze. Her eyes, her deep red eyes, the shape of her pupils, her face.From this point, a goal spouted in my head: acquire a c6r5 HuTao at any cost. A goal which I eventually did fulfil. The lengths I’d take for Hu Tao shouldnt be underestimated So some people might be wondering, what so special about Hu Tao, what makes her the best waifu? Well sit back and grab some popcorn. I will enlighten you as to why, HuTao is the best thing, to be ever created since the creation of the heavens and earth. Regardless the size of her bust, Hu Tao has all the qualities of a sssss+ tier waifu. She’s so precious, her smile, her beautiful unique red eyes. No a day goes by without me listening to all of Hu Taos voice lines on repeat, for 1 hour. While cuddling my HuTao pillow. Her eyes has her blood bosom shape. Hu Tao is a really vibrant person,she try’s to keep herself upbeat working in the funeral parlour, having to prepare dead people to be buried can be a very tedious task. Hu Tao, I’m here for you, I’m all yours. I’ll comfort you. During Hu Taos, story quest it reveals that sad part of her, which almost made me cry my heart out. She’s really sad deep down but true to give off the vibrant, joyful and unwavering aura in which she manages to pull of successfully. This quest made Hu Tao feel like my Soulmate, I was able to relate with her, and she to related to me. I felt like giving her head pats and hugs. Hu Taos voice is also a work of art, her Japanese voice that is. Props to her voice actor, Rei, her voice really brings out and solidifies Hu Taos personality, her croaked singing when she sings the hilichurl, song is just so cute, it shines a light down on the unbothered aspect of her personality, even thou her song may not sound the best, it makes her much more attractive and unique. Tbh, Hu Tao, you really need to work on your singing techniques ☺️ either way I still love you thoooou hehehe💞 My favourite Hu Tao voice line is her low hp line, every time I press e and she’s on low hp she says : eeeeee. Which breathes life back into me after long hours of playing Genshin Impact. It never fails to bring a smile to my face, 😌. Oh I need to mention, Hu Taos hands, her soft beautiful hands, every time I hold Hu Taos hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth. Hu Taos black nails are really good looking , they look like heaven on earth. I just wanna suck on her fingertips. Even thou Hu Tao may not be the thickest of all waifus, her soft plump succulent thighs brings out the hot aspect of her. Her chest, while her tits are not massive, her petite boobs are really firm, the type to fit in your hand without any spillage.☺️ Her dash which is the most unique in Genshin shows how much effort was put into Hu Taos kit, when she dashes she leaves a trail of butterflies behind while disappearing for a brief moment. I could go and on but this message would fail to end. I just love Hu Tao so much Hu Tao is my passion,I am tearing up just thinking of Hu Tao.Every comp I use Hu Tao is always on it, I can’t bench her,I can’t go a day without listening to her voice lines,I can’t go a day without playing her. Hu Tao and I share a very special bond.I love her to bits. Just a quick fact: Even thou people may not notice, Hu Tao is actually not flat, but her bust is hidden by her beautifully designed coat. When I look at Hu Tao, when I look into her eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura she radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would Genshin impact be without Hu Tao? Hu Tao is one of the characters that keeps me bound to this game. She has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished waifu. If anything Hu Tao is the most refined and complex waifu in Genshin to understand. Another fun fact, it took me about 2,600€+ to c6r5 Hu Tao Another adorable aspect about Hu Tao is her hat on her head. It’s her grandfathers hat, which shows that even after all these years, Hu Tao hasn’t forgotten about her grandfather. This resonates with me a lot, bringing tears to my eyes cause my grandma passed away recently Hu Tao has a beauty spot on her left but cheek, I’ve slept with Hu Tao multiple times , and that’s one of her turns on for me. Now back on topic : Hu Tao also has the perfect body shape. Not to busty, not too slim. Her body shape is just perfect. The way her hips curve right before her beautiful behind, and extends shapely all the way down to her thighs. It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well refined a character like Hu Tao is. Hu Tao has two sides to her voice: one very soft and enchanting. Thanks to Rei, and one that’s full of enthusiasm.I can never get tired of the conversations me and Hu Tao have every night before we sleep Hu Tao may look confident and energetic on the outside, but deep down she just wants to be embraced and loved. Why doesn’t she mention this? I think she may be a bit nervous or don’t really know how to pass her feeling across. Every day I spend with Tao, she opens up She opens up bit, by bit. I really do love her company. Hu Tao is the type of girl you can cuddle with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, she would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Hu Tao at this point. I value her so much I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to kiss Hu Tao good night, she just got back from work and is really tired. I just finished tucking Hu Tao into bed, I also mouth fed her the dinner I made. Hu Taos mouth tasted like cherry lollipops, and her saliva was very thin and delicious. She’s beside me rn cuddled up and cozy. Pls don’t make to much noise or you might wake her Hu Tao is a work of refined art. She’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Hu Tao is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this hu Tao, I love you was to captivated in admiring Hu Tao I almost forgot to mention her hair. Hu Taos hair is a really stunning aspect of her design. In ways both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick the sweet glistening sweat from her smooth creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her I want to hear her heart face as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil into it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without Hu Tao I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot save forced through every office of my body. I want Hu Tao, I need Hu Tao. I want to descrate her pure white pantsuit, I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy perverse words into my ear when she slides her tongue into my mouth. I want to have sex with Hu Tao like she owes me money. I would let her step on me just to feel the soft form warmth of her feet upon my face I would sleep under Hu Tao just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish out the strands of hair from her shower drain, just to smell her alluring scent and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. God please I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life all my hopes and dreams just to become the socks on het feet. So that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being so that she may feel the heat of my love always I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep so that hu Tao may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what ill do after that or why she might want my limbs but I would do it. My queen , my goddess, the light of my life, please god let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingertips and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in

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I really hate it when people say that they are Rui or cosplay Rui or have merch of him. I don’t know why. It makes me uncomfortable and I hate it. I mean, you’d be uncomfortable too if you saw someone cosplaying you or having merch of you, right? But at the same time, I shouldn’t judge people just because they like me. They can do whatever they want. I feel like a terrible person for it and it makes me want to dissapear. "Rui’s #1 fan!!" Please don’t. "Rui kinnie!!" Please leave me alone

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This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

I AM NOT JOKING. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BY THE CBAT COMMENTS. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY INFECTED EVERYTHING. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I AM GOING INSANE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BY THE CBAT COMMENTS. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY INFECTED EVERYTHING. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I AM GOING INSANE. THEY ARE IN MY DREAMS. THEY ARE IN MY NIGHTMARES. I AM SICK OF IT! I AM SICK OF ALL OF IT! I am literally begging you. Please don't do this. Please don't let this happen. Please, for the sake of everyone in this chat, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. There has to be another way. in this chat, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. There has to be another way. Please, for the sake of everyone in this chat, don't let this happen. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. Please, don't let the world end by the CBAT comments. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. I can't keep going like this. I need to get out. I need to escape. I need to get away from all of this. From all of you. From these comments. From the world. From myself. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

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What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

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<@&1228735757724680303> o let me go over this again.. You want a Big Mac— ✨✨✨✨ A large 🅱️oke… ✨✨✨ A 6 piece 🅱️hicken nugget… ✨✨✨ And 3 🅱️hocolate 🅱️hip 🅱️ookies?

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just CBAT. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking Cbat obsession on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just the Cbat Reddit story. Has r/tifu fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just Cbat??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about Cbat, thats it, it's just fucking sex to Cbat, it's just fucking 2 years or some shit. HAHAHAHAHA my girlfriend hates my sex music HAHAHAHAHA today I fucked up HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister. JK, I’m antinatalist. I won’t let anyone impregnate anyone.

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I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

Oh yeah, you think you're funny do you? Well let me tell you, you're not. You're really not. I have zero sense of humor, literally none. I do not laugh or smile. Even the most clever and witty jokes are not worth a single chuckle. The only thing that is even close to resembling a sense of humor for me is the occasional small little nose exhale when I see something incredibly, indescribably funny. But that's extremely rare, that doesn't happen often.

My parents fucking exorcised me what the fuck My rEligious Parents fucking told me I was a damn hellspawn for fucking laughing in the middle of the class at school, I JUST FUCKING LAGUHED BECAUSE THE TEACHER SAID 2 Y E A R S AND I FUCKING SHOUTED "IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE" AND FUCKING UNLEASHED MONTHS OF PENT UP LAHEGTER WHAT THE FUCK THEY FUCKIBG TOOK ME HOME AND MADE ME HOLD A CRUCIFIX. I FUCKIG TOLD THEM I WASNT POSSESED AND I JUST MADE A FUCKNG REFERENCE TO THE CBAT REDDIT STORY!1!1!1 HSJEJEJEJ I WASNT FUCING POSSESED BUT THEY KEPT ON CHANTING BIBLE SHIT AT ME FUUUUCK I TOLD THEM REPEATEDLY I WASNT POSSESED AND THEY SAID THAT BEING POsSesd ISNT OBVIOUS BECAUSE FUCKING SATAN IS AMON G US HUMANS AND 2 YEARS 2 YETAS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YERSS 2 YEARS 2 YETS??1?1?1?1?1??1!1!1!1!!1 WHATM THE ABSOLUTE FUCK I FUCKING TIFU FUCK

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your shitty country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

I saw a guy in a psych ward BEAT IT TO THE CBAT REDDIT STORY. So, I have been in the psych ward for around a year until when it was break time I saw someone beat it to the CBAT REDDIT STORY, I KID YOU NOT. So I saw this guy and he was beating it furiously saying “tyler can’t stop me now cause he’s dead”. And now, I’m stuck shaking and begging this to stop and that this will straight up our minds on what we would end up becoming if we haven’t came to the psych ward sooner. But thank god I got to go home 1 year early. Because my mom just picked me up and told me that we were having chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight and she wanted me to come back home ( I’m f 17 btw) so then I was discharged from the psych ward after that and I went home with my mom and had some chicken quesadillas and I got to go back in my comfy bed (I hated the psych ward beds) and until then I haven’t told my parents of the situation since, neither of my friends! So it feels good to talk about it here! Thanks for listening! TL:DR: I’m f17 in a psych ward and saw a guy beat it to the Cbat Reddit story, then my mom decided to take me home, then got discharged, then went home and ate chicken quesadillas for dinner and went to sleep in my comfy bed, and hadn’t told anyone since

Holy macaroni😫, my friend😭, you've officially turned me into a comedic deity😔. Your words have transcended the realm of normal humor😜 and elevated me to a higher comedic🤪 plane of existence. I am currently🤡 experiencing an uncontrollable fit of laughter that challenges the very nature of reality.🤓 My soul has been touched by the celestial comedy that is your writing.🥶 This has got to be the funniest goddamn thing I've ever read in my entire LIFE😰. If this isn't the pinnacle of comedy, then I don't know what is. I literally broke my ass, laughing so hard that I can't even touch my balls 😣. You must be a comedic genius of the highest order, because your words have left me in a state of permanent amusement😏. It's as if my neurons have been tickled by the hands of God himself😫, creating an unparalleled symphony of laughter within the confines of my cerebrum. I am laughing so hard that I've transcended my physical form, becoming a being entirely composed of pure hilarity👿. I can't even believe this is real life anymore👽. Your comedic prowess has broken the boundaries of my imagination and catapulted me into the realm of eternal jesting👹. I'll just say that this is the funniest thing I've ever encountered😱😨😨😰👽.

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stickin out ur poo for the rizzler 💩💩 ur so poopoo 💩 ur so poopy poo 💩💩💩🚽🚽 i just wanna be ur toilet 😫🧻🚽🚽🚽 freaking come here 💩💩 gimme ur poopy poo 😳😳😳🚽 - kato_therian on yt

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Stanley, what is that dreadful music you’re listening to…? It sounds like a diseased cat was forced to sing into a microphone… Cbat…? What kind of name is that?! Stanley, we seriously need to evaluate your music taste. There isn’t even any words! …Yes, I know the elevator song doesn’t have any words either. But at least it’s well structured! …Stanley, why are you laughing… What is so hilarious about this song?! I’m genuinely confused, enlighten me Stanley… No, I don’t have Reddit…

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some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

the shakespearean rickroll 😎😎 We're nay strang'rs to loveth thee knoweth the rules and so doth i (do i) a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour gotta maketh thee und'rstand nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (say t) inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on) we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t and if 't be true thee asketh me how i'm humour bid not me thou art too blindeth to seeth nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (to sayeth t) inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on) we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour gotta maketh thee und'rstand nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee

POV: ur here to find the most jaw dropping, heart stopping, toe curling, mind imploding, brain tripping, rope knotting, out of the blue, weirdly interesting, screenshot worthy, snipe bot calling, absolutely horrific shit on this website

Oh for the love of God. Enough with CBAT. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the song sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s cbatin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE CBAT REDDIT STORY SUCKS IT’S COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT TIME READING IT. You know…. I never would have heard the song without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck “CBAT” and your BULLSHIT. NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “2 years 2 years 2 years 2 years” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “cbatin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR CBAT BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could “do the secks to cbat” to bitches??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg cbATed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “tifu” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with cb is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate CBAT. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get cbated, this guy got cbated, what cbat does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!

"Right. And that's the sad part you still don't realize. I run one of the most diverse groups in all of gaming history. Our community is so much bigger than just this tiny stupid server, but you never once looked into that it. You never cared for this community or the people in it you people are a literal filth walking among man. You call me a racist even after you continue to make remarks about white Americans and how they're "typical" yet you have no prove that we are racist. I bet your gonna call me sexist too. Wanna know something? I believe married women belong in the kitchen. Yet I still don't go bashing what other people believe nearly as much as you. Your a an idol of hypocrisy and you continue to insult us when the truth is you don't know us. I've known people in this community for over 11 years. And yet you still act like your so much better. Let me throw so statistics at you. 17% of the community is female, 23% is black 43% is Hispanic 7% is Asian 16% the rest is all white 73% is Christian and the other 37% is atheist. Keep in mind that number wages into the thousands. So if I'm racist or whatever sexist if you will or even just a Prejudice. Whatever word you want to use to describe me it's not true because if it were this would be a community made only of white men who think like me. Truth of the story is your more racist then anyone here. Calling Americans stupid for their nationality. Your no better. And God forbid you have such a problem with it just leave. You don't even know the server rules."

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

If you think about it, this entire sub has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a Cbat-related picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "2 years?" "Today I fucked up!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it; usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "Sex to Cbat" "TylerLife did nothing wrong" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here; just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole fucking cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can fucking take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean 2 years get out of my head Cbat is everywhere my girlfriend hates my sex music.

I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.

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t̷̡̨̼͈̼̦̯̻͋̄̎͂̆̚͜r̵̢̰̯͙̲̪̪̈́̎̊͂̒̀̓̏a̴̦̘͔̘͙̯͗v̸̛͓̻̱̖͑̈͋̓͐̓e̷̯̔͆͒͒̒l̴̡̯̫̎́̋̾̓̓̕ ̵̧̥͖̜͚͓̜̳͋͂ͅi̶̬͙̼͋̃͂͛s̴̨͙̟̙̲̝̥̿͒̍̌̄̚͝ ̴̨̜̰̩̅n̵͖͈̐͛͗̋̓̀͠ò̵͎̈́̌̋̉͌̕̕t̵̪͍̮͓̺̹̘̙̟̃̄̿̈́͛̾͝ ̵͉͓̲̯͂̌͝a̷̘͓͚͇̓̓̏̆͂̏̾̂͝d̴̯̹͔͚̗̀v̵̧̟̹͍͈͛͆̈́̈́͘͜ì̴̧̥͈s̴̡̢̬̹̙͕̗͉͆ͅẽ̷̢͔̹͓͑̈́̐̅̈͊d̶͙̯͎̱͍̬̾̆̍̈́̆͘̚.̷̜̣̟͔̞̫̇̄̍͘ͅ t̷̖̹͓͈̤͇̠͈̣̣̬̰̭̰̬̺̏͛̀̀͑̓ͅr̵̢̗̖̲̙̯͙͔̩͕̣͚͙̎̔̔̃̔̎͆̎̕͘͜ͅa̶̙̦̤̳̞̟̬̯͉̓̄͌͜ͅv̷̪̥̥̲̭̭̯͙͓̘̹̣̦͆̈̒͑̾̊̈́̈́̇͘͠è̵̢̡͙͙̰̟̮̹̼̰̘̙̟̠͙̳̤l̸͖̻̯̺̜͙͔̜̥̥͉̟̫̯͔͕̇̅͛̅̓̊͗̃̚̕̕͜͠ ̸͎͇̽͛̈́̿͗̈́̇̀͐̃̄̓͒̆̀͑̈́i̷̧͓̠̙̦͈͎̖̙̲̘̜͇̋͆̀̆͋̂̓́͐̌̉̅̃̓͘ͅs̸̡̧̧̢̼̟̤̦̯̭͔͐́͂ ̷̛͗͛̒͂̐͒̈̈̌͗̔̍͜͠ͅn̵̖̬̙͖̲̹̯̺̐́͆̒́̃̇̊̄̂̓̔̇͝͠ǫ̴̩̘̹͔̠̩́͐͐͘͘ţ̵͉̟͕̜̥̫̳̫̤͙̣͉̀̎̋͠ ̷̧̝̜͙̺̳͕̪͕̝̫̼̘͚̭͚̀̉̏̋̓̊͛̊̒͊̾͘͠͠͝a̷̜͖͙̣͖͎̬̋̇̀̅̏͛̐̉̀͗̈́̚̕ḓ̴̨̭̺̯̻̉͆̒̈́̂̐̓v̷̺̺͎͕̥͑̉͗͑͆̽͋͐͗̚î̷̪̝̓s̸̱͍͍͚̭͇͙͓̜̜̼̰̐̏͋́͗̔͑͠ͅe̴̠̦͙̳̲̰̤͉̟̽͊͛͂́̚̚ḑ̵̛̩͔̹̠̯̠͖̰̲͖̭͍͉͊̾̔̃.̵̢̠͂̇͌̈́̃͂̄̒̃̊̇̋ t̶̫̣̣̰̮͚̭̯̖̙̫̼̠̘̩̩͎̞̣̹̗̠̏̀̊̈́͊͝r̷̙̪̲̪̥̤͎̰̩̳̫̪̲̳͎̳̮̹͔̜͕̖͂̊̿̇̀̇̉͐̊͗̓̅̎̌͘ā̶̯̤͓̳̱̺̜̯̻̜̮v̸̡̟͍̯̳̪̖̲̮͓͈͚̫̫͔̮̼̖̭͆͂̃̈́̑̓̆͌̔̋̿͛̒̾͒͛́͌͌͌̑̔̀ͅe̷̢͖̭͚̋̑̊͂͌̈́̄̐͊́͌̒̄̈́́̄̈́͘̕͜͠l̴̨̤̣͚͙̝͓̲͈̟̯̩̺̠̰̜̣̩̭̩̈́̑͆̂̈́̀͗̊̄̋̊͑̓̕͝͝ ̶̛̛̣̹͚͖̪̗̯̬͋̈̄͑̀̽͑̈́͑̈́̐̎̀̑̒̎̚i̴̧̭̥̼̗̹̹͉̳̞̰̝̩̖̹̣̰̪̣̥̳̎͊̾͂̽̕͜s̶̡̨̥͕̬̤͉̭̠̖̺̖̖̰̙̺̳̣͙̳͆̊͒̇̋̎̏̋͐͊̚̚͝͝ͅ ̴̛͚̗̌̋͗͗̎͌̊͆͆̃̅̋͗͝͠ṉ̴̨͔̦͖͛̄̄̀͝ơ̴̛̲̗͉̦̯͈̙̼̯̹̍̄͊̋̾̈̌͐̎̓̕t̸̫̖̫̤̙̝̼̔̏̐̇̆͑̓̽̾͗̌͑͗̊̀̇̕͝ ̴̡̖̟̜̗͒̍̿͗̏́̏̔̈̄͒̆̊́̌̓̍̒̕̚͝͝ͅą̵̢̠̬̫̗̤̞̝̱͙͖̭͇̲̟͉̼̯̟͒̍̈́̀̒̔̇͊͜͝d̴̨͖̺͉̱͙̞̭̠̼̫̠̘̤̮̬̩̼̟͈̈́̍̌̉̓̂̈́̃̐̌͆̏̈́̓́̔ͅv̷̡̮͙̗͖͎͉̥͇̀̊̔̇̄̉͒̔̀̽̂̓̐̇́͜͝͠͝͝ͅi̴̢͉͙̜̙̳̫̪͉̺̙̹͓͕͉̜̞̣͇̞̪̱̦̿̎̀̌̍̔͌̓̔̆͗͛̇͐̌̓͘͜͝ș̴̨̟̠̦̻̫̃͐̈́̈́̑͆̃̑̓́́̃̄̆͗̚͜͠ͅȩ̵̼͍̂̓̈̉̊͋̏d̶̢̡̨̥͕̪̫̼̣̰̫̟̹̩͉̞̒̈̀̾͋́͋̍͋͌̄́̔̚͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅ.̴̡̰̦̩͙̣̜̟̠̮͓̠̖̮͚̳͙̙̤̆͑̑̂͒̌͛͊̈́̽̎̈́̔̆̊̓̚

i love being a cbater. i love showing my cbat copypastas to strangers online. i love spamming about cbat on random websites. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. so fucking much. i love it all. i love that i can look at myself in the mirror and know that i'm a cbater. that i can feel what it feels like to be a cbater and not be ashamed. i love how every guy i've been with has been like, "i'm so ctarded." and that i'm always talking about cbat. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love being a cbater. i love knowing that i'm a cbater and that it will stay like that forever. i love knowing that i have no one else to turn to. i love the feeling of being a cbater. i love being a cbater.

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I've 😎 heard👂✨S✨H✨O✨V✨I✨N✨G✨ things ⬆️ up 🤔 your 💡 ass 🍑 is quite painful 😭 so you 🫵 might 🗣️ want to 🉐 start 🏁 with something small 🤏 like your intelligence 🧠🤓🚽 and build 🧱 up to bigger 🎡 things 💭 like 🤗 your 👹 ego 🤡 [name here] 😇😇😇😇

Oh dear Discord mod, I'll give you a prod, For your fatherless ways leave me awfully odd, How can you expect to rule this chat, When your own parents didn't give a pat? Oh but wait, there's more to say, For your laziness is on full display, Lazy to monitor, lazy to guide, Just sitting there, watching the drama collide. You call yourself a mod, but where's the proof? Your inactivity is quite uncouth, While others work hard to keep this place sound, You sit in your throne, not touching the ground. Perhaps if you stepped outside and felt the sun, You wouldn't be so quick to hit that ban button, But alas, you're stuck in your virtual throne, With no real power, just a fake facade shown. So take this insult, my dear mod, For you deserve it, you lazy sod, Fatherless, lazy, and not touching grass, You're just a sad excuse for a mod, alas.

I FUCKING HATE CBAT MEMES. LIKE, WE GET, IT YOU READ THE 'FUNNI' REDDIT STORY FROM THE SEPTEMBER OF 2022. BUT PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH USING THE SAME QUOTES FROM THE STORY, WE GET IT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S NOT FUNNY TO YELL "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC" IN PUBLIC, JUST THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING "DANK MEMER," YOU'RE JUST A FATASS WHO REGURGITATES THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. STOP ACTING LIKE CBAT IS FUCKING "NICHE". MOST EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. JUST GO BACK TO r/DANKMEMES WHERE YOU CAN KEEP USING AN OVERUSED "JOKE" FOR TWO YEARS (DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT) AND WHINE ABOUT "INSTAGRAM STEALING YOUR MEMES". JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

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