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Once apon a time a man named uncle Frank decided to gallop into an 8 year olds fallopian tubes, once he entered, he encountered some eggs that he wanted to hatch, so he took a few then jumped out the vulva. “MY KIDS!” said the child, nonchalantly, Frank ran off, when he finally got to his house and the girl stopped chasing him he decided to add it to his collection of special items, the items included, his grandmas breast implants he loved to chew on, his $8 porn hub gift card, some cum from his dads spiderman undies and Curious George’s penis. “Finally, I can add these!” Frank put the eggs on the table but it accidentally rolled onto his dads sperm! Frank didnt realise this yet so he frolicked to his computer to watch his favourite, sophisticated show- Porn! when he was in the middle of some hardcore, toe curling action he heard a baby “Dada?” the baby gabbled, confused, Frank Jumped nonscienquebtially to the child and realised his egg and sperm were gone, “Oh no!”, panicked Frank, “did they mix?!” With the baby still asking for his dad, Frank had settled in chopping of its penis to add to his penis collection “a bit small but its my thirty second penis” after chopping the babys junk of, he kindly thew it out the window ❤️
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I'm hacking the FBI. Step one: Identify the target and its flaws. There are always flaws. I learned that early in life. My first hack, the local library, a vulnerable FTP server in its AS400 . A far cry from the Android zero days I'm using to own the FBI standard-issue smartphone. The library was a test to see if I could even get into the system. I've since set greater goals. For instance, step two: build malware and prepare an attack. At my fingertips, the zero day is wrapped in code like a Christmas present, then becomes an exploit, the programmatic expression of my will. Step three: a reverse shell, two-stage exploit. The ideal package. Load the malware into a femtocell delivery system - my personal cell tower that'll intercept all mobile data. Similar to my first time, when I found myself staring at late book fees, employee names, member addresses. Everything was revealed. The secret of the perfect hack? Make it infallible. Hidden within the kernel is a logic bomb, malicious code designed to execute under circumstances I've programmed. Should the FBI take an image of the femtocell, all memory will self-corrupt, or explode. Step four: Write the script. Why do it myself? Because that's how I learned, and I know exactly what, when, and how it's going to run. I didn't do anything harmful my first time. Just looked around. But I felt so powerful. 11 years old and in complete control of the Washington Township Public Library. Today is different. I hacked the world. Final step: launch the attack. Once I do, I'll own the Android phone of every FBI agent in that building. I'll own Evil Corp's network, applications, everything. Domain Admin. This, the thrill of owning a system, this is the greatest rush. God access. The feeling never gets old.
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina bazoooing! ♨️ *eyes pop out* 👀😳 AWOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* 🥵 WOOF WOOF 🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face* 🤤 WURBLWUBblrwurblw😏🤤 *cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ah me lady~ *heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧⚒️ *milk truck crashes into a bakery spilling white liquid and dough* 🥛 NOT WEIRD, RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka 💦 ohh my god~ 💦
🩸👁️가려진 눈앞이 피로 물들여지네👁️🩸
⚡Tell me why⚡ (smirks)
°˖I don't lie°˖🤐
⭐🌸차가운 바람은 불고
시선이 느껴져 와⭐🌸(looks down)
혈관을 타고 흐르는 all pain😣❤️🩹
묶여진 두 손 저려오는 이 느낌 (fixs hair)
☠️모두 내게 돌을 던져도☠️
벗어나지 못해 hoo
하나도 난 재미없어
누구를 위해서인지
누가 좀 말해 줘 tell me
타오르는 불길 위에 now
Please I don't want to scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️)
Please I don't want to scream (woo wow wow)
(Scream scream scream scream) (woo wow wow)
(Oh) 어둠 속에 퍼져 scream
가면 뒤의 trick 가소로운 freak
커진 증오가 낳은 무작위 속의 🎯target
타오른 갈증 삼켜도 위선은 다 내 탓이라 해
내몰린 끝은 절벽 위에
후회만 남을 선택이 돼
날카론 칼날처럼 날이 선 말이
상처 되어 파고들어도 ooh
끊지 못하는 숨 (sighs)
하나도 난 알 수 없어
🤔누구를 위해서인지🤔
누가 좀 말해 줘 tell me
피어오른 연기 속에 now
Please I don't want to scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️)
모두 떠난 후 다시 눈을 떠
사라져 버린 흔적⚠︎
Can't believe me
🚫✋슬퍼하지 마라 no more, no more, no more✋🚫
❌날위해 no more, no more, no more✋❌
Uh uh 네가 본 모든 걸 잊어
📢아무 일 없었다 믿어
그렇게 하나 둘 모두가 미쳐 가 woo📢
I just wanna make you scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️) (woo woo)
모두 나를 보고 scream (woo wow wow)
(Scream scream scream scream) (woo wow wow)੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦.🩸.⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺🔥
🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 ‼💥 EXCUSE ME 😱 TEACHER 👩🏫, COULD WE PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS??🤔 THE ✨ LED ✨ ARTIFICIAL LIGHTBULBS ARE 💢💢💥💥‼‼👹👹👹 HARMFUL 💥 TO MY NATURAL 😃 WOLF 🐺 EYES 👁👁👹 WHICH CHANGE ✨✨ COLOR DEPENDING ON MY 😭😉😄😀😘🥰😊😋MOOD😘😉😊😘😘😋🥰😘😉😘🥰😱🤔😨😎 😱WHAT DO U MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME??😭😭 THEY TURN 🟡🟨💛 YELLOW 🌟⭐ WHEN I'M HAPPY 🥰🥰😉😉 🟥🧧🍒🥵 RED WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!! 👺👺👹👹👹🤬🤬 AND 💚🍏🟢 GREEN WHEN IM ON THE 🤺⚔ HUNT 🍗🍕🍔🍖🍚🍝🍰🍴😋 😡💢 RUHH.. 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF!!! SPEAKING OF MEAL TIME, 😁🍟🥗🥪🧀🍗 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈👿 SUFFICE!! FOR MY AFTERNOON 😡 WOLF SNACK 😋😋🍩🍟 BUT!! 🙄☝ I WILL REFRAIN 🚫 BECAUSE MY 👩 MOTHER 👩👱♀️👵💃👒👠 SAID 💬🗨 IF I GET SENT 💨 TO THE PRINCIPALS 👨 OFFICE ONE MORE TIME, ‼️ FOR BITING SOMEONE 🧨, THEN SHE WILL TAKE AWAY MY WII 🎮👿, 💥💢😡 HOWEVER!! 👿💥 I CANNOT 🙄 SAY ILL DO THE SAME FOR 🗨💨💥 MARISSA 😡😡 THE 🐱❤💗 CAT GIRL, WHOS BEEN ❤⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 WITH MY CRUSH 😘😘 JAKE 🤵 ALL WEEK!! 👿 LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE.. 🙄☝☝ LAUGHING 😂🤣 AUAHUHEAAUHEHUAEHUEEEAEHEH 🐿 ❤️⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 LIKE I 😡☝ DON'T 💢🧨 EXIST!! 🙄‼‼ (HISS) YOU KNOW WHAT, 😡😡 NO HAPPINESS 😃😁 THAT A WII 🙄🧨 GAME CAN BRING ME💨😃 WILL COMPARE TO THAT 😡 WHICH I WILL FEEL, WHEN JAKE 👨🤵🚹 IS MINE ❤🌹💖😚 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 (follow @checkyourfridge/liyaana on pinterest!)
Gonna make some chocolate! 🍫then we're gonna torture some children 👹yeah! Invite em in my space! For a fun time yk candy 🍬and a chocy here you go! 😊Then blow them up... 💥Drown- drown them in the river of chocolate, just generally torment them! Also I have a race of-of-of-of of people! As slaves!👹 Not in a problematic way, in a nice way! 👍They dance for me, do little jigs! 💃
I'm evil. I have been degraded and bullied but no longer. I am here to spread my evil whimsy. I like pony and I am men liker who is a man. But my alters don't like the lgbt so I have to pretend that I don't either. I am traumabonded with homestuck and all my alters are homestuck alters. I am insane. I have lied about every single question. I am 15 and I found your server on twitter. Alter-humanity is a term that describes people who identify as part non-human. I love lgbtqia+ I am a little bit of a prankster. I am a traumagenicc system and I have been going to therapy to get rid of it. I need to merge. I need to merge. I need to merge. I need to merge. I'm sorry I am such a freak, I'm the bro strider alter........... They all told me not to fuck the verification up... They all told me "No, Bro, don't do it! Be normal!" I couldn't. I fucked it up. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I have been diagnosed with AUDHD BPD BIPOLAR RSD ASPD NPD or am I? I could be lying. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Sorry I used to be a Kokichi alter. I am also schizophrenic and see sand undertale inmy closet from time to time. Please let me in to the server. :disappointed_relieved: please please please please please i need human interaction 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 All of my friends left me because they think I'm not funny. Please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I AM FUNNY! I AM COMEDIC! oh god oh god the vocies they;re telling me bro dstop stop being a freak oh my god oh my gd DAVE STOP IT I'M GOING TO PUT YPOU IN CHOEKHOLD.... ..... OH GOOF.... .. . .. ... . .. . ...jaeharely hae harley jake harlye jake harley jake harley ake halrye jake ajrlye jakr ahrlery jke haltey jekrye hlrye jke hrlye jake arley jalrye jarlery jalrye alrye jake hrley jake hrley jake hrley jake harley jake harley jake harley rley jake harley jake harley hjake harley jake harley jake harley jake harley sorry I'm switching. Plese forgive me It won't happen agib
GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😩😩 if i- 😛 if i chop you 👊 up in a meat grinder🙏🙏 and the onl 💪 y thing that comes 💧 out thats left of 💦💦💦 you is your 😨eyeball 👁 hksainhujdofenip ur probly de💀adda 😜😜
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some people sucks saying "Stop porn n all😰" coz i literally dunno abt it..but after peps be like that..i end up reading a one gross coz saying the word "porn" then down similar things showed up ..like "smut" "bisexual" "porn" n alll😭😭 stawppp!!
As for me☝️it is😊 PROPHESIED that the Burger 🍔 King👑 must marry 💍the dairy🥛queen👑 and shall have 🤔 a daughter 👧 named Wendy 🤗 a son 🤔 named Carl⭐ jr.👶 and they will have two 😏JESTERS👺 that serve 🍽️ them. One names Ronald ☝️who is a clown 🤡and the other 😁 named Jack 😀 who lives in a 🙃 BOX📦they will be guarded 💪by the noble 🤓 five 🖐️guys🧔 and the head 👤 of their army🔫will be🤫 Colonel 🪖 Sanders 🏖️ on their 😛 wedding day 👰♀️🤵 they will be🤨 married in their😏BEAUTIFUL 😍 OLIVE 🫒 GARDEN👒 and they shall 📜 forever live ♾️ in a 😄 PRISTINE 😮 WHITE ⚪ castle 🏰 with a giant 📏TACO 🌮 BELL🔔 hanging from it 😌
So funny that it seems the insides of me are laughing. I feel no laughter, nothing happening in my body as I read this comment. It was so horrible nothing happened to me as I stopped breathing for the 2.2 seconds of this comment I read, nothing was changing, I only notice the small breathing i do in my body at this point of life. Nothing happened. This is meaningless. 👎
♡⋆.˚🦋༘⋆.° ༘⋆🦋₊˚
new user! thought id share some of my own drama ᥫ᭡。
. ⊹ . ܁˖ 🌷. ܁🎀༘܁₊
people
"Snow" online friend
"Stick" IRL friend
"jack" old friend
"oscar" a fucking bitch
"max" also a bitch
‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
NOTICE: please do not hate on these two people as we have all made up and fixed this problem
and apoligzied for everything. These two people are my friends to this day. i have used FAKE names
for both of them to hide their identiy and if any of them see this... IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO
ADD SOME DRAMA TO THIS APP!!!
ALSO!!! ignore my spelling, im not the best and i hate grammar, i also am on computer with no autocorrect and
i type rlly fast so that messes up my spelling ill try my best to spell but it will be messy
୭🧷✧˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀
back in 6th grade i had a online best friend named "snow" me and snow where really close, we even dated
a few times in the past. "snow" was into some stuff that reminded me of my IRL best friend "stick"
so i decied since they both had discord, i would introduce them both to eachother and they immeadtly clicked
easily. i was happy for them that i was able to give them both a new friend but, it started to ger worse..
now im the type that HATES trios becuase one is always going to be left out and
me "snow" and "stick were a trio i guess... one day we where all play roblox on call together i think, and
i started to feel left out and was trying to include myself into their conversation before leaving,
i then complained how they were leaving me out and long story short they both dumbed me and started
to bing up all the bad stuff in the past..so im over here crying for days, i litearly couldnt even go to
class, i had to go to a classroom (my isl class) for the whole day and i skipped all my classes for a week
and obvusly i was extreamly depressed becuase one, i just lost both of my best friends, AND i couldnt even
sit at my lunch table, i ended up in the corner of reseces crying to myself before 2 boys that kinda
make fun of me came out of their way to talk to me to make sure i was okay and i ended up siting at a table
full of boys that made fun of me (extreamly uncomfotrable btw) so that was akward....anyways skipping a bit
after that day i didnt eat lunch for the rest of the week in the cafiteria, i would stay in my isl class instead
but one day i had to go to the the counculer becuase one of my friends were concerned for me becuase
apparently there was a rumor going around that i had photo of a 9 year old (i didnt).....the reason why this
rumor spread is becuase one of snows friends dmed stick telling them this and they obviusly didnt belive it but
was really skeptical becuase they couldnt even ask me!!! so they where walking to class one day and was mumbling it to
them selfs and guess what! one of our old friends named jack overheard them and told their friend named
max and then it spread a bit i guess, so that made me cry and want to die and then me and stick became friends again
like 2 days before friday i think and stuff, and we talked to the councler, and all that appoligized
and then snow came around after stick. but let me say, when i was going to go back to my lunch table
a kid named oscar said "no!! i dont feel comfortable with them coming back" .....THIS BITCH REALLY SAID THAT
AFTER I WAS THE ONE WHO INVITED THEM TO OUR TABLE? NO ONE EVEN LIKED HIM AT OUR TABLE...
AND THEN HE LEFT OUT FRIEND GROUP AFTER A BIT AND TOLD EVERYONE WE KICKED HIM OUT?????
WHEN WE DIDNT SO EVERYONE STARTED HATING ON US!!! and thats the end, i hoped you enjoyed !!!
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- Sammy
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