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If you really think about your place in the universe, you should come to find that everything you do is completely pointless. You are truly negligible and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that. There is nothing you can do to change the fact that you are going to die. There's nothing you can do to change the inevitable death of the universe. You are not special and there is nothing you can do to change the fact that you are not special. nothing matters whatsoever. it doesn't matter if you are alive right now or not. it doesn't even matter that the Big Bang ever happened You are going to die and enter the same state you were in before you were born. You will become nothing. you will lost all your memories and achievements. So why would you put all the effort and into doing great things in the first place? So what if you ended world under? you didn't truly save anyone's life. putting in a heart effort is analogous as an outward charm. you put it to a man pushing older up a hill, only to have it roll back down again. just a poor waste with nothing ultimately gained. it doesn't matter how much money you make, how many people you kill. What's your GPA in school? it's for your fate remains the same. so don't get stressed out about anything. just relax and enjoy your negligible existence. according to standard model of particle physics, we are just a bunch of particle under the delusion that things actually matter. not only you, but all of life itself isn't even close to a cosmic blink of an eye. if you measure the lifetime of the universe from it's beginning to the apparition of a black hole to a 24 hour day, the time interval where life is possible is smaller than the Planck time, which is the smallest unit of time possible. In other words, the time interval in which the universe is habitable or life is too small to even happen, or at 24 hour universe lifetime. In fact, it wouldn't even be possible for a year or even a billion years. Calculations show that in order for life to exist for just one second, the universe's lifetime must be greater than a trillion, trillion, trillion trillion years old. Yes that is 6 trillion. many people underestimate how insignificant we are. Soon all matter will decay into radiation as the universe asymptotically approaches absolute zero. Once everything reaches maximum entropy, the universe will die a death. There is nothing anyone can do to change this. There is no hope. We are all due to die and we all have the same fate no matter what we accomplished, experienced or achieved. Nobody has any ultimate superiority over you and you have no ultimate superiority over anyone. There is no ultimate reason to try too hard, for everything you do will be lost and doesn't matter to only what is necessary to enjoy your life. Anything more would be stupid.

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GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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I would do absolutely anything to breed this man and cum inside of him over and over again. I can not sleep because all I can think about is impregnating him and fucking his cunt until it's sore. #SexualAlter. Have mercy on my spirit. Every single time I close my eyes I see nothing but his mouth around my penis. I am going to have a field day in headspace after I leave the front. I have not the slightest idea as to who thought having the DEMON OF LUST become a gatekeeper would be a good idea. I have been jacking off for hours as of now. It is not my fault that I want to cum inside of this man. It is not my fault at all. Maybe he should simply stop existing. His existence is my temptation. I need that hole.
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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
Oh my sigma!😂 You're on a roll with those rizzles and gyatts! Skibidi dop dop, keep the party going!🎉🤣 Sounds like you're having a blast with all those rizzles and gyatts! Just keep on rizzing, my friend!🤣💃
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
HELP! GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO TRAPPED US IN THEIR GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO PRISON IN ROBLOX! THAT'S RIGHT! WE ARE TRAPPED IN THIS GEDAGEDI ROBLOX GAME! AND HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE! WE HAD A BLAST PLAYING THIS GAME AND THEN EVEN REVEALED SOME CRAZY GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO SECRETS! "YAHOOOOOOOO! AHA! YOU'RE RIDING ON IT!" GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO! "OH NO! ITS THE NUGGET, GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAGO! AHAHAHA! OHH OHH!" AND WE SANG THE GEDAGEDI SONG OVER AND OVER IN THIS VIDEO! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT! CAN WE ESCAPE THE GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO PRISON AND TRANSFORM INTO THE GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO MEME IN THIS VIDEO? LET'S GO!!!
I was walking down the road until I saw a big gyatt I got so distracted that I started walking towards it until I tripped an fell on an atom and chewed my tongue I walked up to the atom and said "hey that was not very sigma of you now you get to see the alpha side of me AWOOO" and the atom said "no no please mr alpha gyatt rizzler" and then I grimace shaked the atom and continued my journey looking for the mr grimace rizzler gyattson until I got distracted by a huge volumptuous gyatt I chased after it and had such huge fun with it w gyatt
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SALUTATIONS 😁😁😁🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️ GOOD 👍 TO BE BACK 🔙 ON THE AIR 💨 📻 YES ✅👍 I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE SOMEONE 🧍🏽‍♂️😈 WITH STYLE 👔🧦👖😋 TREATED HELL 🔥😈 TO A BROADCAST 📻‼️ SINNERS 😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥 REJOICE 😄😄😄🥳🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️ (WHAT A DATED 👴 VOICE 🗣️📣) INSTEAD OF A CLOUT-CHASING 🌎🌎🌎 MEDIOCRE 😒 VIDEO ⏯️📼 PODCAST 🎧 (COME ON! 😡) IS VOX 📺👔 INSECURE 😞 ❌ PURSUING ➡️ ALLURE ✨🔥 FITTING BETWEEN 🔀THIS FAD 👍AND THAT IS NOTHING 🚫 WORKING ⁉️✅ (IGNORE HIS CHIRPING 😤😤😤) EVERY DAY 📆✔️ HES 🕺 GOT A NEW 🆕 ✨ FORMAT (YOU’RE 🫵 LOOKING 👀 AT THE FUTURE ✨⏭️HES THE SHIT 💩 THAT COMES BEFORE ⏮️ THAT!) IS VOX 📺👔 AS STRONG 💪 🔥 AS HE PURPORTS 🗣️📣 OR IS THAT BASED ON HIS 🕺 SUPPORT ❤️✨⁉️ HED 🕺 BE POWERLESS ❌❌❌😒😒 WITHOUT 🏃‍♂️💨 THE OTHER VEES‼️ (OH PLEASE 🙏 😤) AND HERES THE SUGAR 🍰🎂 ON THE CREAM 🍦🧴 HE ASKED 🙏 ME 👨 TO JOIN 👯‍♂️ HIS TEAM 👬👬👬 (HOLD ON‼️😡) I SAID NO ❌ AND NOW HES 🕺 PISSY 😤😤😤 THATS THE TEA 😜☕️ ‼️
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Hey guys! Did you know that Charizard is one of the most exotic Pokemon to have sex with? The fire type ensures that the insides are warm at all times, and abilities like tough claws make for unrivaled penetration. Moves like growl and scratch will arouse hardcore trainers beyond anything ever imagined, and they can even learn attract and ancient power! If being fucked by a cute dragon controlling the very forces of nature for your pleasure doesn't sound exciting, I don't know what will! Charizard will never tire out either, as sunny day and helping hand will keep you both going for hours! Charizard is also a flying type, which allows for some crazy positions at near any angle! On top of this, the wings can be used for additional thrust, making sex all the more pleasurable. And all that is just the start!!! Charizard can bond with it's lover physically and emotionally through mega evolution, which gives the potential of unparalleled orgasms through otherworldly connection. And unlike other Pokemon that mega evolve, Charizard has TWO different forms it can take to perfectly match your sexual desires. The X version increases strength greatly in the lower body, which means it can pound you even harder than before! It also completely changes types and changes from flying to dragon, which unlocks a whole new set of pleasurable moves it can use on you! It also changes color drastically, providing an even more exotic experience. The Y version elongates itself in the body and feet, and its head and arms become much slimmer, making it the perfect pokemon to feel dominant yet gentle. Its head is perfect for oral, and with the fangs now more to the side, it could eat you out even harder. In addition to all this, it's speed and maneuverability are greatly enhanced for even quicker and crazier ways of fucking. All of this together, it's impossible to deny the outright sex machine Charizard is and just how great of a time you'll have if you're lucky enough to make love with one.
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
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Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)
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ok. keep bulying me, im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude resily. 🥺
So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head 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̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓̤̮̞̭̠̣̪̲̖̩̣̩̫̣̹̙̖͙̍̃̇̑͐̎̆̑̽̈͊͐͋͌̓̈́̄͐̄͋͐̕͘͘ ̵̶̴̷̵̢̩̜̰̣̯͈͎̤͓̰͎̏͗̀̀͒̓͑̉̚͠h̷̸̷̵̸̶̵̷̴̨̨̛̛̤͓͕͉͉͚̩̯͇̻̩̣̦̻̻̤̼͓͒͒͗͌͗̏́̓̃͗͗̉̅̒̍̃͐̃̕̚͠͝͝ͅę̸̸̵̵̷̵̴̴̢̳̟̳̫̠͕̟̩͍̹̲̝̠̻̿̊̿̎̏͛͑̇̈̾̿̈̈́͆̿̉̕͝͝a̵̵̸̵̶̶̷̛͚̳̲̰͉̲̻͓͚̻̠͔̬̼͑̅̅́̑͒͆͗̓͂̀̍͗̍͑͑͘͘͜͜ͅd̶̷̸̸̵̶̸̵̸̡̰͍̯̹̫̬͍̰͎̫̺̘̦̪͍̱̝̳̻̐͆̓̊͋̒͋̇͌̓̑͗͛̀̌̇̕̚̕͠ ̴̸̵̸̷̶̷̼͙͍̲͕̲̖̱̻̬̻̟̝͈͓͍͈̯̑͛͌̃͐̊̈́̍͋̃̇̋̚̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅg̷̴̶̷̵̴̸̷̵̢̨̯̝̜͖̖͍̼͙͖̮̰̜̲̳̖̮̥̖̬͌̓̂̆͂́̓͗̑͑̑̆͑̊͊͗̌̽͊̂͑̚ë̵̴̶̴̷̵̸̶̸̷̡̢̜̺̰̝͓͍̥̭̲̼̻̩̪̼͍̙̗̤̠͔̩͎̺̗́͆͊͌̎͋̋̾̈́͗̄̃͐͗͐͆́͒̏̈̀̂͌̂̌̑̚͘͜͠͝͝t̶̷̵̸̵̸̷̴̸͙̥͓̩̖͔͈̹̼̝̠̖͎̜̳͍̗͔̳͕̳̭̙̀̊̽̅͒̈́̒̉̂̎͗͐́͂̂͒̿̕͝͝͝ ̸̵̸̶̷̷̢̝̖̣̮̟͓̪͖̯̟̱̈́͐͂̾̓̅̿͒̏̌͜ơ̸̷̸̵̴̥̞͈̲͕͕̦͙̣̱̪̳̺̈́̈̏̋̌̄̚u̵̴̸̶̵̵̷̴̡̡̢̢̪̟͔̭̱̝̳̥̟͈̭̯͔̬̽̌͂̾͂̈̽͋̿̊͌̓͐̈̓̂̒̕̕͜t̸̵̶̶̸̶̸̵̶̸̸̡̩̦͙̰̱͔̘͔͇̥̣̝̗͇̲͉͕̮̙̯̖͕̫͆̎̅̐̐͐̆̎̓̉̎̔̆͛̉̏̀̈͑̓̈́͘͝ ̵̴̷̷̷̸̴̧̜̻̞̣̰̖͕̻͍͔͓̤̼̜̠͖̼̝̦̅̀̃͊̉͐̋͌͑̏͋̂͋͘͝͝͝ọ̶̸̵̷̴̵̤͉̹̘͎͎̣̞̹͔͈͉̺̽͗̋̌̌͛̌̍͘f̷̸̸̸̸̴̴̷̸̧̨̨̛͔͖͇̜̭͓̪̹̣̤̗̭̘͕̜̮̺̖̦̲̠͓̹̯̀̽̾̊͒̌̅̎͆͂͆̇̃͗̐́̎̄̑̕̕̕̕͜ͅ ̸̶̷̵̴̵̶̵̶̡̫͙͍̹̭̠̰̖̘͎͈̦̘̖̥̱̩̮͕̞̗̣͎͎͕̈́̂́͐̾͒̎́̍͊́̍̏̅̿̋̉̄̾̅̉͗̓͂̍͘͝ͅṁ̴̵̴̴̶̵̸̸̡̧̢̧̧̨͇̯͙̬̠̺̠̲̤̟͎͍̖̹̳̈̃͗̾́̅̆̓̈̀̓͆̆͛͘̕͘̚̕̚͝ͅy̴̷̵̷̸̸̷̢̨̧͕͇̳͔͓̱͕͎̖̹̙͋̊̇̆̎͛̊̆́́̍́͒̍́̍̇̔̄͜͝͠ ̵̶̶̶̶̷̶̷̵̶̡͇̖̰̖͇̪̫͚̞͓̼̣̫̜̮͙̱͇̰͖̭̝̯͍̟̟̖̲̿̈́̓͋̇̄̏́͆̇̾̈̆̓͗̈́̐͆̑͒̂̐̂͒͘̕̕͜͠͠͝͝ḩ̶̸̵̸̴̶͖̱̗̪̥̰̖̯̪̻͌͒͂͆͐̏̓̃̃̍̐̿̕͝͝ͅȩ̴̷̶̶̴̴̴̶̛̗̫͎̝͙̬̖̠͚̗̙͔̱̰͕̘͔̑̉̓̃̆̎̈̌̌̃̔̾̄̀͛̒̕̕͜͜a̸̷̷̷̵̴̵̢͉̥̙̥̰̰̜͚̻̙̻̱̟̹̖̓̌̄̀̈́̀̍̌͗̊̃͗̏̀͋́̃̕͜ͅd̴̴̴̴̷̷̸̷̶̡̡̧̨̨̨͙̣͔̝̩͉̪̩̘͎͓̪͎̘̙̝͉̄̾̈́̓̓͆̃͊́̃͗̽͗̉̀̽̊̑̅̈́̏͐̋͘͝ͅ ̸̶̶̵̴̷̶̶̸̡̧̢̹̭̳̝͍͕̜̰̲̰͓͇͔̟̳̝̣̻̙̝͒̐̓͂̀͛̂̎̓̋͆̏̿͗̓̚͜͝͝g̵̶̴̴̶̶̷̵̶̴̡̧̢̛̛̻̠̯̠̲̻͙͓͍̟̥͚̝̞̘͈̰̝͚̋͐̀̈͆̈́̃͂̈́̀͂̈́̐̌͘̕̚͜͠é̶̶̷̵̴̷̴̸̢͚̱̦̻̤̙͓̦͉̘͔̥̟͉͕̼̜͆̏̈͛͛̃̀̌͋̋̆̆̔̓̈́͗͝ţ̵̸̸̶̵̵̸̵̷̷̡̧͖̱͔̥͇̖̜̭̹̞͉͖̣̯̞̩̰̗̯͗̄̀̏̿̔̔̊͌̿́̆̉̒̈́̂͌̏̔̑̾́̅́̈́͘͜͝͝ͅ ̴̴̶̵̵̸̷̷̴̵̢̧̧̛̤͚̫̖͎͖̭͔͙̮̝͓̣̹̗̖͚̭̜̰̇̄̾̿̀̽́̂̆͒̅͆̉́̀̽̓͌͗̓̎̈́͘̕͠͠ͅơ̵̶̶̷̷̷̛̺̭͉̻̜̪͖̱̻̳̻͎̱͚̿́̏̅̃̆̽͂̎̇͌͋̕͜ͅư̶̶̴̷̸̷̷̵̴̢̢̮̣͍͉͍̦̩̫̲̦͎̱̰̠̟͙͕̺̰̳̓̈́̑̀̌̀̅̀̌̋̋̅̏̓̔͐̿̂ͅẗ̷̴̷̴̸̷̷̸̛̛̛̫̰͖̫̩͎̥̼̠͕̭̘̺̤̮̖̺̭̘̈́̊͋̔͆̏̎̄̐͐̄̀̑͒̊̏̓͊͝͝ͅ ̴̶̶̶̷̵̵̴̶̴̨̧̡̘͚͕̟͙̰̗͍̟̩͇͙̼͚͑̿̀́͊̋̀̔͗͛̽̍̈́̑̎͛̐͋̏͒̇͘̕͜͜͜͝͠ơ̵̴̷̴̶̴̸̶̵̴̷̡̧̹͔͈͎̤̤̟͙̥̥̗̱̹͙͉̝̱̩͇̟̜̹͐̌͛̓̀͊̾̈́̃̑͗̂̂̊̾̈́̇̌̏̄̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅf̵̶̵̶̶̴̷̶̧̧̨̡̢̢͔̩͉̥̙̜͙͍̫̙͉̮̦̟̖͚̮͆̆́̽̎̀̈́̾̔͐̀́̂̈́͑̃́̈́͝ͅ ̶̴̸̷̴̵̸̷͎͔̠̠͓̼͙̫͇̟̱̮̗̫͇̥̹̼̇̅̐̑͗̿̈́́̐͛̾̅̀̄̿̃̓̐̕̕̕͜͝ͅm̴̷̴̴̷̶̷̶̡̙͇̤̬̲͙͖̩͇͎̬̠̠͖͎̻̥͓̗̰̼̆̿̽̄̂͛̍̓̓͑̆͛͆̈́̒͐̚̚͘y̶̸̴̵̸̴̸̴̸̵̸̨̨̧̪͚̪͍̖̪̯͈̦̬̰̣̞̭̹͚̭̦͚͎̪͖̻̝͋̎̉̃̈́̈̈́́̒͊̇͗̍͗̎̋̑̒̿̾̊͆̈́̇̄͐̐̉̚͘͘͜͠ͅ ̷̸̴̶̴̸̶̶̶̶̢͎̦̫̫̯̳̣̙̱̖͔͔̫͇̻̙͚̰̘͚͎͕̦͍͈͙͖́̈́̈́̇͆͐̅́̈́̉͊͒̃͂̃́̍͒͘͝͠h̷̴̶̷̶̸͇͔͖͚̪̱̯͚̳̤̰̩͐̃͛̽̿͂͒͋͒͑̎̚e̵̶̷̵̸̸̸̷̵̛̦͙̞͉̻̜̲̬̠̖̦͙̗͕̣̣̘̼͎͇͔̘̬̊̀̈́̔͗̿̈́̾̐̾͛͐͆͐̆͌̉̿̚͜͝ͅä̵̵̶̷̵̶̷̳̝̘̳͍͈͖̥͚̖̤̤̻̳̪͕́̈̏̑̎̑͌̊͒̄͂́͌̏̀͑́̊̌̀̄̚͜͜͠ḑ̴̷̸̵̵̞͚̻̗͎̗͈̘͕̻̤̖̱̋̈́̄̀̊͑̌̌͂̾̽͋ ̸̴̴̵̷̴̢̠̠͙̪̹͙͍͇̤̯̜̠̜̯͙̲̔̉̎͗̈́̌̊̓̉̏̇̕͠͝g̸̶̵̸̷̷̷̵̷̶̢̧̨̢̛̲̺̜̗̯̻̥͎͚͇̣̲̮̘̯̪͖̭͕̝̹̲̗͓̮̖̺͖̺̏̂͒͋̊͒̓̍̽̂̋̾̓̌̿͒̅͗͌̊̄͐̃̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅe̶̸̵̶̷̶̵̶̛̛̝͉̰̫̳̜͈̝̙̯̪̙̭̹̥͙̽̈́̋̄̇̋̂̅̃̿̅̔̀́̂̾̾̄̔͘ͅt̶̸̸̸̶̷̸̨̢̡̺̣̹͙͕̼͈̪̖̣͔̪͕̖̬͊̉́͆̔̎̇͂̓̂̅̌͝͝ͅ ̸̶̵̵̸̷̴̶̵̡̰̤̥̮̲̦͇̱͓̺̻̫̭̲̰̠̩͖̣̃͗͑̒̀̀̔͐͆̏̌͐̔͌̿̈́̌͐̑̒́͘̕͘͠o̴̴̴̸̵̵̷̴̧̧͇̗̦̮͎̗̣̖͇͕̳̯̬͓̤̩̓͒͑̽̾̄̇̌̒̄̓̆͐́ừ̴̸̴̷̶̷̵̶̧͇̼̭̘̩͍̯͕̭̪̮̤̻̭̬̮͌̀̀́́̆̏͐̒̀̽̎͌̕͘͝ͅť̸̸̴̵̷̵̵̸̷̢̝̥̭̠̰̟͚̙͓̤̹̳̙̤̪͙̪͙̱͚̄̒̉͊̏͛̏̓̃̂̋̾̀̓͗͋̎͗͘͘͜͜͝ ̷̴̸̸̵̴̨̢̡̥̤̫̙͖̳͈͉̠͙̖̆̈͌̈́̊́͊̀͠ͅͅṏ̸̷̶̶̸̷̷̴̧̨̨̨̼̭͚̼͓͎̺̭͓̬͈͔͉́̈̎̈̽̍̔͗̀̓͗͊͝͝͠͝f̷̶̷̴̴̸̵̵̸̶̡̧̥̦̜̣͖̫̩͕̗͕͎̳̟̙̋͌̾̌͂̅̈́̄̋͒́̂̀̒̃́̔͐̊̏̋̊̓͝͝͝ͅ ̶̶̴̴̷̷̷̞̬͍̳͇̳͓̘̥̞̙̹̱̯̳̈̇̂͐͂̈́̓̃̏͊͗̊͋̌̉̑̉͘͝͝m̷̴̴̷̸̵̷̸̧̡͓̰̬̘̲͖̝͚͉͙͍̭̖̳͈̲̟͂̐̇͆͒̓͒́͐̉̇̑̋̾̉̔̀̀̕y̶̴̷̷̶̸̸̵̡̧̧̥̱͔͕̺̯̤͎̰̙̱̰̭̳͚̣̘̘̫͕̌̈́̍̓̔̆̂̔͗̉͌͊̔̔͆̆͘͝ ̸̸̷̵̶̵̶̸̧̡̳̝͇̭̪͎̳̣̙̘̬̳̠̳̹͍̺͈̪̗̂̐̿͋͌̒́͐̉̍̒̈́͋̓̀̎̈͑̚͝ḩ̷̸̸̷̶̴̟̟̥̤͖̦̠̱̲͔͉̳͈̜̉̎̆́̽̓̀̂̄͒̎͠e̸̷̵̶̵̷̷̡̛̪͈̳̪̲͕̳̟̠͇͗̏̉̈́̇͋̃̉̆͒͐̒̚͠͝ͅâ̵̴̶̴̶̵̸̢̨̛̛͍͙̺͚̗̤̫̫͕̪̠͔̫̻̙̬̱̎̃̾͂̿͆̇̋̒͘͝d̶̸̵̷̶̴̷̶̡̧̛̲̦̼̘̟̬͉͎̗͓̮͇̮̼̤̦̾̀̎̍̒̏́̄̒̇̉̈͘͘̕̚͜͝ ̶̶̶̸̸̴̧̦̟̜̣̪͍̱̬͖̤̤͈̥͓̥̊̈́͆́̍͒̏̈́̃̇͂̈̑̽͒ģ̴̴̵̴̷̸̸̴̴̧̡̨̖̥͍͖̤̠͎͖͙̗̘̯͎̝̜̬̗͕̖͍͊͑̓͑̆̒́̅̐͐̏͌͋̓̿̈́̔̒͆͐̂̈̚͝͠ͅë̸̸̵̷̴̶̸̸̡̡̤̹̘͎̼͎̭̪̥̟̗̤͇̠̬̺̣̞̲̈̃̾̉͑̅̈̊́̊͑̀̊͗͐̂̃̓͋͗̈͐͑ͅţ̶̷̷̷̴̸̷̴͇͇͍̠̭̫̥͍̪̟͓̥̲͓͔̽̀͑͗͐̔̽̈́̀̎͂̈́̃͛͋̉̚̚̚̕͜͠ͅ ̷̴̸̸̴̸̶̴̶̸̧̡̹̠̦͎̦̥̣͎̠̺̻̟̞̺̩̼̱̯̪̹̟͇͍̰̾̋̊͒̽̊̆̇̽͐̃̾͒͊̐͐̈̀͑̎̽̐̿̕͝͠ͅò̶̶̵̸̵̶̷̶̷̶̸̢̡̟͇̗̲̦̭͍͇̫̪̥̦͉̟̣͉̱̞̖̻̲͓͍͖͎̫͓͌͆̊̍̑̄̾̍̌̍̿̀͒͒̌̓̊̿́͘̕͘̕͜͝͝u̷̶̷̷̴̸̸̷̢̡̢̲̘͔̝̜̳͎͉̤̹̲̘͍̜̙͉͙̼͔̱̓̋̎͛̓̈́͂̇́̍̽̈́͗̿̌͐̄͝ͅt̴̴̵̴̴̸̷̶̻̯̜̭͚̘̦̘̙̺̪̜̪̘̞̜̹̗̟̪̂͑͒̍̂͒̌̋̂̿͆͆̋̿́͛͗̈́̿̈́̚͘͠ ̷̴̴̶̸̵̴̸̵̸̶̨̢̢̧̛̞̹͖̭̲͕͉͇̪̗̠͎̯͙̜͔̲̼̻̹͉̘̘͔͊̎̎͒̂̓͋́́̍̑̅̂̊̆̿̊̀͗̔̈́͗͆̔̑̈́́̃̕ͅỡ̵̶̸̴̷̵̡̢̢̲̙̙̜̰̠̝̻̥̦̮̀̄̈̒̊̔͠͝f̴̶̸̸̴̷̸̵̡̧̢͖̭̼̦̼̖̭͙͉̞̫̟̯͈̤̮̲̣͂̋͊̄̆̉̒̓̊̍̊̌̾̑̅̋̕͘͝ ̶̵̷̶̵̵̸̸̸̧̢̡̧̰͙̰͔̘̖̣͕̺͔̻̜̯̳̫̣̻̼̫̫̩̌̋̋̀̒́̀͐͐̈́̑͒͒̀̆̇̓̕͘̚͜͠ͅͅm̸̸̵̷̶̴̴̡̢̫̬͕̯͈̬̭̙̪͓̪̎̓͒͊̎̊̍́̈̊̀͒̃̔̃̚̚͜͝͝͝ŷ̸̸̴̴̵̷̶̛̛̛̳̲̮̘̟̤̳͖̗̳͕͙̙̘̞̹̙͎̔̊̈́̎̍̐͗͗̎̌͛͆̆̊̚ ̵̸̴̷̸̸̵̭̝̼͉͉̠̗̜͕̻̝̜̝͉̓̐̅̈́̉̋͋͋̓̋̇̿̋̅͒̚͝h̵̶̷̵̴̵̴̡͓͎͓̞̱̬̟̼͚͙̱̝͔̝̞̫̻̩̊̃̈̎̔̈́̈́̒̋̍̋̃͆́͘ȅ̵̸̶̷̴̴̸̸̴̢̛̠͔͈̫̳̮͖̩̙̫̺̯̝͈̟̹̘̻̤͉͕͊̍̈̃́̂̈̇̿̔́̈́̉͋̉̓͒͘͜͝ȃ̷̷̵̵̵̵̷̶̸̡̨̛̛͈̩̻̩̫̩͔̙͍͓͖̳͔͎̲̬̤̗͉͔̱̥͔̈́̔̽̑͗̂̒̃̄̒̇̓̾͑̈́͊͘̕͠ͅͅd̵̸̵̵̷̷̸͕̬̯̗͔͙̰̼̱̲̗̙̗͋̆̇͛͊͆͛̀̇̈́͒͝͝ͅ
why is everyone so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 here?
⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂ ⠄⠄⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠄⠄ ⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⢀⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿
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╭━━┳╮╭┳╮╭┳━━╮╭━━┳╮╭┳━╮ ┃━━┫╰╯┃┃┃┣╮╭╯╰╮╭┫╰╯┃┳╯ ┣━━┃╭╮┃╰╯┃┃┃╱╱┃┃┃╭╮┃┻╮ ╰━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╱╰╯╰╯╰┻━╯ ╭━━┳╮╭┳━┳┳╮╭╮╭┳━╮ ┃━┳┫┃┃┃╭┫╭╯┃┃┃┃╋┃ ┃╭╯┃╰╯┃╰┫╰╮┃╰╯┃╭╯ ╰╯╱╰━━┻━┻┻╯╰━━┻╯╱ all y'all are insufferable omg. and I mean ALL of y'all. 1, language is meant to be shared, unless said symbol is culturally significant and considered off limits, no one is going to care if you use hiragana to make a smile face. WHERE DO YALL THINK KAOMOJIS ARE FROM?? 2, the NSFW posts are only an issue when not tagged correctly, making long wordy posts and using words like "thorny" is literally doing more harm than the actual nsfw posts 3, cursing?? really?? there is nothing wrong with casual cursing on the internet, it's not our responsibility to shelter kids whose parents don't look after them. it's the Internet for Christ's sake, expecting everyone to be PG 24/7 just in case a kid sees a bad word is INSANE 4, post fanfics on AO3 or Wattpad instead omfg. I don't care about the NSFW stuff but there are literally fanfic sites, stop cluttering up the site 💀 5, if you're gonna make posts just to chat about random stuff, just include the relevant tags bro 5.2, "I just wanted to see cute symbols not-" no one gaf!! there are still a BUNCH of tags and posts that are normal?? y'all just as if not MORE annoying than the fic posters, at least they're contributing something 💀💀 6, ACCESSIBILITY. PLEASE when making templates make sure it's actually accessible to those with screen readers and those with cognitive impairment also proshippers kys anyways, here's some random stuff for your troubles ♡ ∩_∩ („• ֊ •„)♡ | ̄U U ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | (Add text...) |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ∧_∧ ;;(´・ω・) _旦_(っ(,,■)__ |l ̄l|| ̄じじ ̄|"
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.╰⋃╯PENIS
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I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THE DAMN "YOUR SKIN ISN'T PAPER SO DON'T CUT IT" COPYPASTA LIKE: who ever 😠 is reading 📖 this: your 👉 skin 👨 is not paper 📝 so dont 😰❌ cut 🔪 it your 👉 face 👧 isn`t a mask 😷 so dont 🙅‍♂️🚫 hide 🤤 it. your 👉 body 💃 isnt a book 📚📗 so dont 🚫 judge 👨‍⚖️ it your 👉 heart ❤ isnt door 🚪 so dont ❌ lock 🔒 it your 👉 life 💓 isnt a film 🎞 so dont 🙅‍♀️❌🚫 end 🔚 it Your 👉 Beutiful and dont 🚫🙅 let 🙆 anyone 🙋 tell 🗣 you 👈 otherwise 😎✌ have a good 👍 day 📆. LIKE "THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME, I WAS SO SAD, I'M NOW CURED OF MY YEARS OF TRAUMA + DEPRESSION THANK YOU SO MUCH RANDOM PERSON ON THE INTERNET", IT ANGERS ME TO NO FUCKING END TO READ THIS. WHAT REALLY IS THE END GOAL HERE???? I'VE SEEN THIS TENS IF NOT HUNDREDS OF TIMES I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THE ORIGINAL "QUOTE" REGRETS IT, BECAUSE I HATE THEM WITH A 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷.
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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
野野野 野花香 野野野 野花香 每次都想装作 很倔强 但是见面自己却 缴械投降 因为爱你 我一如既往 再多压力都无法阻挡 你的炽热 我无法设防 还总是让我 心花怒放 幸亏我拥有 爱的力量 愿意陪你 满世界疯狂 请你呀 来到 我的身旁 让我的 心呀 不再流浪 唱歌跳舞 我们一醉到天亮 醒来已是满地 野花香 请你呀 来到 我的身旁 让我呀 为你 卸下行装 今夜我就是 你最美的新娘 醉在这一地 野花香 野花香 野花香 这地方真美 鸟语花香 缘分带我流浪 到这个地方 美丽的姑娘 爱情芬芳 野花香 野花香 我们追逐梦想 离开故乡 温暖的怀抱 醉倒在你身旁 有你的地方就是天堂 呀 呀呀 呀呀 呀呀 你的炽热 我无法设防 还总是让我 心花怒放 幸亏我拥有 爱的力量 愿意陪你 满世界疯狂 请你呀 来到 我的身旁 让我的 心呀 不再流浪 唱歌跳舞 我们一醉到天亮 醒来已是满地 野花香 请你呀 来到 我的身旁 让我呀 为你 卸下行装 今夜我就是 你最美的新娘 醉在这一地 野花香 醉在这一地 野花香 野野野 野花香

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Oh [insert person name], thou art so forlorn For lacking a father, thee must often mourn Without a male role model to guide thee Thou art surely quite lost, can't thee see? But fear not, for there is hope yet Thy lack of paternity shall not thee forget For thou art strong and shall overcome But alas, thou wilt always be fatherless, scum!
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina bazoooing! ♨️ *eyes pop out* 👀😳 AWOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* 🥵 WOOF WOOF 🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face* 🤤 WURBLWUBblrwurblw😏🤤 *cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ah me lady~ *heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧⚒️ *milk truck crashes into a bakery  spilling white liquid and dough* 🥛 NOT WEIRD, RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka 💦 ohh my god~ 💦
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Image of ant walking away, holding a sack tied to a stick over its back. The ant appears sorrowful and dejected, as if all the joy had been sucked out of it's day. It's antennae are lowered, presumably from the intense sadness it feels. ⠀
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I ✊ just 😖 put 😶 my ✊ newborn 👶 son 👦 into 👇 a 😹 blender 👋👋
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
Sticking 😋 out✴️ your 🥺 Gyat😛 For 😮 The🦵 Rizzler..🍕You're🙄so🤩Skibity 😼.. You're🤣so💫Fanum😇Tax😊
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.
ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴍ (𝟾𝟸ғ) ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs (𝟷𝟼) ʙᴜᴛ ɪ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴜsʏ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ғᴏʀᴛɴɪᴛᴇ (𝟹 ᴋɪʟʟs) sᴏ ɪ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ɢʀᴀʙʙᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ (ᴅᴜᴀʟsʜᴏᴄᴋ 𝟺) ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ (𝟷𝟹𝟾ᴋᴘʜ). sʜᴇ ʜᴇᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀɪsᴏɴ (𝟷𝟾 ʏᴇᴀʀs). ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴘʀɪsᴏɴ ɪ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ɪɴᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ʀɪᴏᴛs (𝟹) ᴀɴᴅ ᴀssᴜᴍᴇᴅ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀsʜɪᴘ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀɴɢ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ sᴍᴜɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴜɢs (ᴄᴏᴄᴀɪɴᴇ) ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. ɪ (𝟷𝟸ᴍ) ᴀʟsᴏ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀssᴀssɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛɪᴇs (ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴊᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ, ᴇʟᴠɪs ᴘʀᴇsʟᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴇғғʀᴇʏ ᴇᴘsᴛᴇɪɴ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀɪsᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ (𝟿/𝟷𝟷). ʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴛ, ᴀɪᴛᴀ?
Once apon a time a man named uncle Frank decided to gallop into an 8 year olds fallopian tubes, once he entered, he encountered some eggs that he wanted to hatch, so he took a few then jumped out the vulva. “MY KIDS!” said the child, nonchalantly, Frank ran off, when he finally got to his house and the girl stopped chasing him he decided to add it to his collection of special items, the items included, his grandmas breast implants he loved to chew on, his $8 porn hub gift card, some cum from his dads spiderman undies and Curious George’s penis. “Finally, I can add these!” Frank put the eggs on the table but it accidentally rolled onto his dads sperm! Frank didnt realise this yet so he frolicked to his computer to watch his favourite, sophisticated show- Porn! when he was in the middle of some hardcore, toe curling action he heard a baby “Dada?” the baby gabbled, confused, Frank Jumped nonscienquebtially to the child and realised his egg and sperm were gone, “Oh no!”, panicked Frank, “did they mix?!” With the baby still asking for his dad, Frank had settled in chopping of its penis to add to his penis collection “a bit small but its my thirty second penis” after chopping the babys junk of, he kindly thew it out the window ❤️
hi 👋🏻 guys 👦 it’s 🤠 me 😊 alvin 😉 from 😱 alvin 😓 and 👹 the 🤭 chipmunks 🐿️ if 😌 you 🫵🏻 like 👍 it 😹 then 🤧 you 🫵🏻 should’ve 😭 put 💩 a 🏳️‍🌈 ring 💍 on 👻 it 🔇 and 🩷 you 🫵🏻 have 🙌🏻 no ❌ father 👨 figure 🙀 no ❌ friends 👯‍♀️ and 🍎 definitely 💯 no ❌ b*tches 🐶
What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
How HuTao changed my life As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Hu Tao. On the 22nd of February 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I saw a leaked footage of HuTao Something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the leaked gameplay footage of HuTao, her beautiful charge attacks and butterfly effects when she sprinted was mesmerising. Then, she turned around. I froze. Her eyes, her deep red eyes, the shape of her pupils, her face.From this point, a goal spouted in my head: acquire a c6r5 HuTao at any cost. A goal which I eventually did fulfil. The lengths I’d take for Hu Tao shouldnt be underestimated So some people might be wondering, what so special about Hu Tao, what makes her the best waifu? Well sit back and grab some popcorn. I will enlighten you as to why, HuTao is the best thing, to be ever created since the creation of the heavens and earth. Regardless the size of her bust, Hu Tao has all the qualities of a sssss+ tier waifu. She’s so precious, her smile, her beautiful unique red eyes. No a day goes by without me listening to all of Hu Taos voice lines on repeat, for 1 hour. While cuddling my HuTao pillow. Her eyes has her blood bosom shape. Hu Tao is a really vibrant person,she try’s to keep herself upbeat working in the funeral parlour, having to prepare dead people to be buried can be a very tedious task. Hu Tao, I’m here for you, I’m all yours. I’ll comfort you. During Hu Taos, story quest it reveals that sad part of her, which almost made me cry my heart out. She’s really sad deep down but true to give off the vibrant, joyful and unwavering aura in which she manages to pull of successfully. This quest made Hu Tao feel like my Soulmate, I was able to relate with her, and she to related to me. I felt like giving her head pats and hugs. Hu Taos voice is also a work of art, her Japanese voice that is. Props to her voice actor, Rei, her voice really brings out and solidifies Hu Taos personality, her croaked singing when she sings the hilichurl, song is just so cute, it shines a light down on the unbothered aspect of her personality, even thou her song may not sound the best, it makes her much more attractive and unique. Tbh, Hu Tao, you really need to work on your singing techniques ☺️ either way I still love you thoooou hehehe💞 My favourite Hu Tao voice line is her low hp line, every time I press e and she’s on low hp she says : eeeeee. Which breathes life back into me after long hours of playing Genshin Impact. It never fails to bring a smile to my face, 😌. Oh I need to mention, Hu Taos hands, her soft beautiful hands, every time I hold Hu Taos hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth. Hu Taos black nails are really good looking , they look like heaven on earth. I just wanna suck on her fingertips. Even thou Hu Tao may not be the thickest of all waifus, her soft plump succulent thighs brings out the hot aspect of her. Her chest, while her tits are not massive, her petite boobs are really firm, the type to fit in your hand without any spillage.☺️ Her dash which is the most unique in Genshin shows how much effort was put into Hu Taos kit, when she dashes she leaves a trail of butterflies behind while disappearing for a brief moment. I could go and on but this message would fail to end. I just love Hu Tao so much Hu Tao is my passion,I am tearing up just thinking of Hu Tao.Every comp I use Hu Tao is always on it, I can’t bench her,I can’t go a day without listening to her voice lines,I can’t go a day without playing her. Hu Tao and I share a very special bond.I love her to bits. Just a quick fact: Even thou people may not notice, Hu Tao is actually not flat, but her bust is hidden by her beautifully designed coat. When I look at Hu Tao, when I look into her eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura she radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would Genshin impact be without Hu Tao? Hu Tao is one of the characters that keeps me bound to this game. She has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished waifu. If anything Hu Tao is the most refined and complex waifu in Genshin to understand. Another fun fact, it took me about 2,600€+ to c6r5 Hu Tao Another adorable aspect about Hu Tao is her hat on her head. It’s her grandfathers hat, which shows that even after all these years, Hu Tao hasn’t forgotten about her grandfather. This resonates with me a lot, bringing tears to my eyes cause my grandma passed away recently Hu Tao has a beauty spot on her left but cheek, I’ve slept with Hu Tao multiple times , and that’s one of her turns on for me. Now back on topic : Hu Tao also has the perfect body shape. Not to busty, not too slim. Her body shape is just perfect. The way her hips curve right before her beautiful behind, and extends shapely all the way down to her thighs. It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well refined a character like Hu Tao is. Hu Tao has two sides to her voice: one very soft and enchanting. Thanks to Rei, and one that’s full of enthusiasm.I can never get tired of the conversations me and Hu Tao have every night before we sleep Hu Tao may look confident and energetic on the outside, but deep down she just wants to be embraced and loved. Why doesn’t she mention this? I think she may be a bit nervous or don’t really know how to pass her feeling across. Every day I spend with Tao, she opens up She opens up bit, by bit. I really do love her company. Hu Tao is the type of girl you can cuddle with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, she would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Hu Tao at this point. I value her so much I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to kiss Hu Tao good night, she just got back from work and is really tired. I just finished tucking Hu Tao into bed, I also mouth fed her the dinner I made. Hu Taos mouth tasted like cherry lollipops, and her saliva was very thin and delicious. She’s beside me rn cuddled up and cozy. Pls don’t make to much noise or you might wake her Hu Tao is a work of refined art. She’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Hu Tao is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this hu Tao, I love you was to captivated in admiring Hu Tao I almost forgot to mention her hair. Hu Taos hair is a really stunning aspect of her design. In ways both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick the sweet glistening sweat from her smooth creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her I want to hear her heart face as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil into it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without Hu Tao I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot save forced through every office of my body. I want Hu Tao, I need Hu Tao. I want to descrate her pure white pantsuit, I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy perverse words into my ear when she slides her tongue into my mouth. I want to have sex with Hu Tao like she owes me money. I would let her step on me just to feel the soft form warmth of her feet upon my face I would sleep under Hu Tao just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish out the strands of hair from her shower drain, just to smell her alluring scent and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. God please I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life all my hopes and dreams just to become the socks on het feet. So that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being so that she may feel the heat of my love always I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep so that hu Tao may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what ill do after that or why she might want my limbs but I would do it. My queen , my goddess, the light of my life, please god let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingertips and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in

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In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your shitty country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.
some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex
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"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
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Oh yeah, you think you're funny do you? Well let me tell you, you're not. You're really not. I have zero sense of humor, literally none. I do not laugh or smile. Even the most clever and witty jokes are not worth a single chuckle. The only thing that is even close to resembling a sense of humor for me is the occasional small little nose exhale when I see something incredibly, indescribably funny. But that's extremely rare, that doesn't happen often.
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, I heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. 🐳 Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. 🤦‍♀️ There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their philly steaks. ☝️🤓 But these British people, what do they eat? 🤔 Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. 🌏 Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my life on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"' person speaking their native language. Most of them just speak broken ENGLISH. 🗣️ Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, 👂 just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. 😱 I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that British people do not exist. 💀 Be warned.
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