🇺🇸 Hey, Russia, dude, think you can make me like 10,000 25 centimeter condoms?
🇷🇺 Huh? I don't think we've ever made them that size.
🇺🇸 This comes straight from my boss, so you better get on it! Thanks, dude!
🇷🇺 Uuh.. I suppose we could think about a way to make them.. Man, I feel a little sad.
🚪dingdong
🇺🇸2️⃣ Hey, our party favors from Russia are here!
🇺🇸 Aah! Uh- That's strange, the box they sent us is labeled "extra small!"
🇺🇸2️⃣ What? Wait, how long is 45 centimeters anyway?