Ron (ginger): PLS PETER, I WAS SCARED FOR YOU TO SEE MY REAL HAIR AFTER I TOOK OFF THE WIG
Peter (gingerphobic): no pookie bear, YOURE A LEPRECHAUN
Ron: but, peter UwU, I'm pregnant
Peter: AGAIN? People are gonna call the kid a furry for being half rat, besides it can't be mine
Ron: why not?
Peter: I've told you already, I'm neutered bbg
Ron: IM SORRY, HE SAID HE WANTED TO SHOW ME HIS MAGIC WAND WHILE U WERE ON A TRIP
Peter: who mpregnated my discord kitten, I'll unleash my alpha on them
Ron: ... the 69th wheel of the hogwarts express