Joe and Donald were sworn enemies. Every day for years, they kept plotting and plotting the other's downfall. Until the fateful day of July 13th, 2024, when Donald became the plot of an abhorrent assassination plot. And on that day, during the Trump rally in Pennsylvania, bang! An attack! Before he knew it, Donald had been shot in the ear by his assassin, Skibidi Toilet...
Alas, all turned out fine in the end. And the news started spreading all throughout the States and across the world like wildfire. And soon as he heard the news, the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, was enraged. How dare they try to assassinate his long-time rival?! He called him instantly.
"Trump! What happened? I'm coming over now!" He furiously slammed the phone back into its cradle as he stormed out of the White House, red in the face and fuming. Brushing past security, the hospital staff, and barging down the hospital room door, he finally saw his rival- weak on the hospital bed with a clot of blood leaking through the bandages on his head. "Trump!"