JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing..... JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the humans society a lot..... JJJEAAAAA
JO mamma is so creative that she has made her own decorations MANY times... and has even sold them! JJJJEAAAA!!!
JO mamma has so many phones in her house that she can answer a phone in ANY room... cause theres a phone in every room..... cause theres so many... JJJEEAAA!
JO mamma has seen so many rainy days that she can tell what KIND of rain is raining during a storm.... cause she's seen so many rain storms.... JJJEEAAAAAA
JO mamma can dial phone numbers so fast that people want her to call ticket master for them........ cause she dials their number fast.....so she gets tickets.... JJJJEEAAA!!!
Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she make a pretty good one herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma likes to take walks so much she takes one every day! sometimes twice a day! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma is so ambidextrious that she can even throw with both hands! JEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma so fat she doesnt even look at the nutrition value tables on the food boxes she eats.....she just buys them and eats them.....cause shes fat...JJJEEYAAAAAA!!!!
JO mamma is so well behaved at dinner parties that no one ever has to tell her to behave! JEEEYAAAA!!
Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some ocasionaly! JEEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick and hurt and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!
Jo mamma is so good at counting in seconds that she doesnt need a watch to time things! except long things....JJJEEEYAAAA
Jo mamma got smacked so hard by the water when she dove off the diving board that even her mom felt it....cause she got hit hard....and her mom is psychicaly tuned into her.....cause she is her mom.....so she felt it to.....JJJEEEYAAAA!!!!
Jo mamma so stupid she thought Saturday was Sunday....until she looked at the paper and saw the date....but for that particular time she wasnt smart at all! JEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma can smell so good...she knows when people are having barbeques or cook outs! JJJEEEYAAA!!
Jo mamma has so much printer paper, that she can print out large documents any time! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma watches movies so much, she gets excited when she finds out that sequels are coming soon! JJJEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma enjoys sandwhiches so much, she can make her own! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma has so many extension cords that she has the availibility to run various appliances where ever she wants in a room! JJJEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!
Jo mamma is so stressed out that she needs to relax in a hot tub atleast once a week! JJEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!
Jo mamma has so many bank deposit slips that she never needs to use the ones at the actual bank! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!
Jo mamma's new haircut is so good that people say "Goodness, thats a fine looking haircut!" JJEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma has so many decks of cards that you can play any time at all, cause theres always one there...waiting to be played....anywhere in the house...!! JJEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma hears so good, that she can tell when someone is talking far away!! JEEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma uses Vidal Sasson so often, that she has really good hair...its not damaged...or dry....or oily!! JEEEYAAAA!!!
Jo mamma wheres combat boots! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!
JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going to say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise they couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!
Jo mamma is so cold she thought she was in a freezer! JJEEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma's fingers are so short, when she puts on a glove, the fingers are too long! JEEEYAAAA!!!
JO mamma likes so many kinds of candy that when she goes to the grocery store, she wants to buy candy, but she doesnt know which kind to buy...... JJJJJEEJA!!!!!!!!!
Well JO mamma has so many frequent flier miles that she could take a trip!!!!!!!!!..... with them..... JJJJJEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
JO mamma likes to read so much that she has a frequent user discount at the library! JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!