"Israel really out here like, ‘I like your house, so I’m just gonna take it 🤷♀️,’ and Palestine’s like, ‘Um, sis, that’s not how borrowing works! 😤✋’ Imagine stealing land in 2024? 💀 Honey, we’re not playing Monopoly! 😩🚫 Also, building walls like, ‘Oh, this is mine now,’—girl, what are you? The Grinch stealing Christmas?! 🎄💀 At least leave a ‘Sorry, not sorry’ note or something 💌. Spoiler alert: stealing isn’t a personality trait, it’s a crime! 😎✌️"