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｡ﾟ☼ spread the word about palestine! check the facts! Upvote it and repost! ☼｡ﾟ---> From the sky to the group Isr@el is going down! From the river to the sea palestine will be free! ⩇⩇:⩇⩇ <--- doomsday will come at random, so support whats right before it happens. ١٥٧٤❤️🇵🇸 فِلَـٓسَـٓــِٰٓطٓـيَنَُ 𓂆🍉
I was walking down the road until I saw a big gyatt I got so distracted that I started walking towards it until I tripped an fell on an atom and chewed my tongue I walked up to the atom and said "hey that was not very sigma of you now you get to see the alpha side of me AWOOO" and the atom said "no no please mr alpha gyatt rizzler" and then I grimace shaked the atom and continued my journey looking for the mr grimace rizzler gyattson until I got distracted by a huge volumptuous gyatt I chased after it and had such huge fun with it w gyatt
HIIIII‼️‼️, my name is Delta. Im trying to make friends with some of my interests (yes ik this is a weird place to “post”)
Here are some things you should/might wanna know!
Im from Canada
Im 15 (as of rn, march 2024) and I’m turning 16 in July :D
I am a satanist, so if thats not your cup of tea or your just gonna be rude about it, don’t waste your time :)
I play the guitar, and sometimes the bass. I also really enjoy painting and skating (skateboarding)
Im a Metalhead, i listen to and enjoy all metal genres but i prefer Dsbm and Black metal. I also listen to some other stuff outside of metal so if you have different music taste Dw!! Im not one to judge
Warning, i smoke a lot so if thats smth you don’t like talking abt please lmk :))
Here are my socials I’m most active on!!
Insta: n0s3._.c4ndy
Disc: Deltie.weltie
hi 👋🏻 guys 👦 it’s 🤠 me 😊 alvin 😉 from 😱 alvin 😓 and 👹 the 🤭 chipmunks 🐿️ if 😌 you 🫵🏻 like 👍 it 😹 then 🤧 you 🫵🏻 should’ve 😭 put 💩 a 🏳️🌈 ring 💍 on 👻 it 🔇 and 🩷 you 🫵🏻 have 🙌🏻 no ❌ father 👨 figure 🙀 no ❌ friends 👯♀️ and 🍎 definitely 💯 no ❌ b*tches 🐶
the best roast ever:
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NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY “ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HERE” I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR
I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTING’ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY “MOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680” YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REX’S YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU YOU SAY “MOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEE” BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHH’ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK ‘WHOS DWERE’ “MY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENT” YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO “HMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR “B I R D FOOD” YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES “ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK “ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTH’ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUST ZOO BY SCREAMING LIKE THE LOW PITCH MONKEY OOOOHHHH OHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH YO FLAT FACE BE LOOKING AT THE 2024 GENZ-GENALPHA DICTIONARY GOING MY GYATT SO BIG EVEN THOUGH ITS FLATTER THAN KANSAS YO FACE IS EVEN MORE FLATTER THAN KANSAS IF KANSAS WAS 10X FLATTER THAN GRAPHENE, YOUR DOC FOUND OUT AFTER DOING BRAIN SURGERY YOU HAD ONLY 4 BRAIN CELLS LEFT AND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR LIFE SO CHEAP YOU COSTED ONE DOLLAR IN PENNIES YOUR VALUE IN MILLIONS WERE .0 MILLION DOLlARS. YOU ORDER SOME FRIES FROM THE NEW RUSTY CRUST MCDONALDS BUT OH NO YOUR TO FAT TO FIT IN THE TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD AS IT BREAKS APART INTO 259 PIECES YOURE THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD OH WAIT- YOUR NOT EVEN A MAN YOUR A THING 4 NOW SHUT YO LIL’ AHH UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR FURRY COSPLAY ZOO AND GO CRY IN YOUR “BED” GOING WAHHHH WAHHHH AT THE LOCAL Z O O NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO THE ZOO WITH YOUR NON-EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND FROM THE 2020 BALL DROP AND GET YOU YO AHH IN THE TIME-OUT SECTION AND CRY LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Dropping some school related drama . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
Okay so, i was going into the girls bathroom the other day
and i legit saw a megamind shrine. A FRICKING- like there was a blue balloon
on it was a pic of megamind, and around it was blue jewellery and stuff
nah but seriously two girls SKIPPED school to watch over the shrine
my school is a psych ward at this point (╥﹏╥)
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the best roast ever:
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NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY “ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HERE” I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR
I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTING’ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY “MOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680” YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REX’S YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU YOU SAY “MOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEE” BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHH’ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK ‘WHOS DWERE’ “MY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENT” YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO “HMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR “B I R D FOOD” YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES “ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK “ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTH’ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUST ZOO BY SCREAMING LIKE THE LOW PITCH MONKEY OOOOHHHH OHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH YO FLAT FACE BE LOOKING AT THE 2024 GENZ-GENALPHA DICTIONARY GOING MY GYATT SO BIG EVEN THOUGH ITS FLATTER THAN KANSAS YO FACE IS EVEN MORE FLATTER THAN KANSAS IF KANSAS WAS 10X FLATTER THAN GRAPHENE, YOUR DOC FOUND OUT AFTER DOING BRAIN SURGERY YOU HAD ONLY 4 BRAIN CELLS LEFT AND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR LIFE SO CHEAP YOU COSTED ONE DOLLAR IN PENNIES YOUR VALUE IN MILLIONS WERE .0 MILLION DOLlARS. YOU ORDER SOME FRIES FROM THE NEW RUSTY CRUST MCDONALDS BUT OH NO YOUR TO FAT TO FIT IN THE TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD AS IT BREAKS APART INTO 259 PIECES YOURE THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD OH WAIT- YOUR NOT EVEN A MAN YOUR A THING 4 NOW SHUT YO LIL’ AHH UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR FURRY COSPLAY ZOO AND GO CRY IN YOUR “BED” GOING WAHHHH WAHHHH AT THE LOCAL Z O O NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO THE ZOO WITH YOUR NON-EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND FROM THE 2020 BALL DROP AND GET YOU YO AHH IN THE TIME-OUT SECTION AND CRY LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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HAHAAAA LMAO THIS IS AMAZINGGGG
— ⭐m4ry
Warning: This item may contain sensitive themes such as nudity.
ok so all of yall need to CHILL TF OUT
firstly, mapleshade - bro what ur doing IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL??
this is NOT the new 4chan doxxing people isnt cool and u need to
GET A LIFE 🙏
SECONDLY, princess - starting a cult on EMOJICOMBOS.COM???
us NORMAL people are js trying to find emojis, while all YOUR
minions are EVERYWHERE idk if u think you're cool for having a "cult"
but YOU ARE NOT. PLEASE GO BACK TO 4CHAN🙏
THIRDLY, AND LASTLY, Joyeta and all the other kids begging
mapleshade to dox ppl for them - YOU GUYS ARE KIDS. TS IS NOT
MAKING U GUYS ANY MORE EDGY OR COOL, PLS GO OUTSIDE🙏🏻🙏🏻
princess's daily blog!౨ৎ
entry #2 :YALLS PRINCESS BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY
ICONIC BLOGSSS. THIS TIME I NEED ADVICE, NO, NOT FOR ME
OBVS BUT FOR MY FRIEND. HOW DO YALLZ TELL IF A GUY LIKES U
THRU TEXT???? OH AND THE WHOLE LENA THING,
WHEN LENA FOUND OUT JASON CHEATED SHE DIDNT CRY OBVS
ITS LENA VRO 💀 SHE WENT FULL ON PSYCHO... ALR SO BUCKLE
TF UP...
SO SHE CATFISHED HIM AS ANOTHER GIRL, GOT HIM TO ADMIT
TO BEING D3PR3$$3D ND SINCE HES THE POPULAR KID HE DONT
WANT ANYONE TO KNOW, SO GUESS WHT SHE DID💀💀
SHHE POSTED IT IN THE SCHOOL GOSSIP SITE.
SIS REALLY SENT FAKE LOVE LETTERS FROM "RYAN"
TO ASHLEY, HAD HER THINKIN’ HE STILL LOVED
HER, JUST FOR RYAN TO PUBLICLY VIOLATE HER
SOUL IN THE CAFETERIA LIKE 💀💀💀😭😭 THE WAY
SHE GOT GASLIGHTED, BREADCRUMBED, AND HUMILIATED
ALL AT ONCE—LENA SAID "HOLD MY STARBUCKS,
I’M ENDING LIVES TODAY." 💅🔥🔥
ANYWAYSSS
xoxo, princess𐙚
"hey guys i feel so bad saying this but i'm no longer going to be on this website. i hate that you guys all say im saying racial slurs when its all just a rumor. so im leaving, i love all my supporters <3 please upvote this so it gets to the top
for the last time ...
xoxo, princess𐙚"
this person is impersonating me!! >:(
princess would never beg for sympathy.
xoxo, princess𐙚
princess's daily blog!౨ৎ
entry #1 : hello my fellow princess culters, hru ? :3 i hope yalls are
well and the reason i couldnt keep the princess tag up ws bc i had
annuals :( and i also had a LOADDD of drama during annuals ITS
CRAZYYY so like i have a frnd grp called (FAKE NAME!!) k gc and
in k gc the ONLY GUY whos name i shall not DARE to speak
BETRAYED TJE ENTIRE GC 😭 all while i had annuals too sighs
anyways FJCK V I HATE HIM SMMM
xoxo, princess𐙚
what is the #jstc4princess campaign? well listen up princess culters!
its a silly little campaign princess started bc her parents wouldnt
buy her tiramisu :3
if u see it on someones status it might look something like this:
"#jstc4princess get my girl some tiramisu ><"
its a silly campaign and i advice everyone to put it in their bios and
statuses!!
hey so its ashely. (spelled that way, not ASHLEY, PRINCESS.)
and i js came to this website to find cute emojis so yall must imagine
my shock when i see sm sh1t ab my school nd all the drama from sm
girl named "princess" but now that i dug a lil deeper, ik who u are
princess. Idk what ur plan is posting all of this, maybe u wanna leak
it to the whole school, but atleast thx for showing lena's true colors
ig.
HOW AM I JS NOW REALIZING PRINCESS IS AN EX 4CHAN USER???
???
I MEANNN WELCOME IG MAKE URSELF AT HOME IDK IF THIS SITE
WILL HAVE ALL THE CRAZY SHI 4CHAN HAS BUT ITS OKAY
"i fear yall claiming to know what 4chan is never have been on it.. its rlly easy to see how this site can indeed compare to 4chan as it has the same concept of anon messaging boards on certain topics (tags). The difference is, 4chan allows images and has more depraved people on there. I'd argue 4chan is actually more boring than this site. The majority of it is just brain dead content. -🌙"
as an ex 4chan user, i agree, most of it is js h3nt4i and inc3ls😭
imo this site is WAYYY better, but, in the case that a new video
arises of another teen abusing animals, u best bet ur ahh im going
back to 4chan
xoxo, princess𐙚