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Donald Trump and Joe Bidens secret affair is revealed to the public, the two break up but one day Joe goes missing. Donald searches frantically until he finds out something horrible happened..
orphanexploder on ao3! ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) (╥﹏╥)
Babysitter: "Hi, I know you told me to not touch anything but can I cover the clown statue?"
Parent: "What?"
Babysitter: "The clown statue in the middle of the living room, I have this thing with clowns and they make me uneasy."
Parent: "Listen to me, take the kids and run away."
Babysitter: "Why?"
Parent: "Because we don't have a clown statue."
DUN DUN DUN. OMG. SHES BALD!🤡