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not funny i didn't laugh. your joke is so bad i would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. to be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but i didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad i cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. the amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on earth. get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. i'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. you've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. i'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so i can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. you're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise i would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. i'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. in the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. i hope you're happy with what you have done and i truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt 🫵😂

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SHUT YO RACIST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC OFFENSIVE NO GAME NO BABE RIZZ UNDER THE GROUND -10000000000000000000 AURA BETA NO GYATT ASS UP🙏

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Oh dear Discord mod, I'll give you a prod, For your fatherless ways leave me awfully odd, How can you expect to rule this chat, When your own parents didn't give a pat? Oh but wait, there's more to say, For your laziness is on full display, Lazy to monitor, lazy to guide, Just sitting there, watching the drama collide. You call yourself a mod, but where's the proof? Your inactivity is quite uncouth, While others work hard to keep this place sound, You sit in your throne, not touching the ground. Perhaps if you stepped outside and felt the sun, You wouldn't be so quick to hit that ban button, But alas, you're stuck in your virtual throne, With no real power, just a fake facade shown. So take this insult, my dear mod, For you deserve it, you lazy sod, Fatherless, lazy, and not touching grass, You're just a sad excuse for a mod, alas.

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at least my roasts are original and not taken from a website on Google,😐 you ain't even rhyme, your just too busy on grind in Roblox skibid toilet brainrot🚽 game as you play on your iPad with Cheeto dust🐆 as it rust 🧱while your over here lust🤤 over Roblox avatars because you got no life😐, when I look into that iPad I can even here the screams of you calling your mom by her first name👂 because you ran out of Cheetos and your to lazy to get up and you'll break the earth when you move cuz your so fat. even though your almost a adult you still live at your mom's and act like an iPad kid.😃🖕

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mmm… BOO!💘 Haha you flinched! Recognize me? im your soap🧼, It has been a lot of weeks since u took a bath🥰, i recommend taking one because not even flies are near u😼,ur whole neighborhood is dead⚰️ please take one right now. Stay safe out there!💕

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back Oh, look at [insert person name here], just a sorry excuse for a human being, Their face so ugly, it could scare away a dragon or even a king, Their aura reeks of failure and despair, I swear, they could make a stone-cold heart start to care. But alas, they're just pathetic, a complete and utter waste, No wonder their family left them, they're nothing but a disgrace, Even the devil himself would turn away in disgust, For [insert person name here] is lower than the dirt, no one to trust. Oh, and don't even get me started on their lack of responsibility, Daddy went for milk and never came back, now that's a tragedy, But let's be real, who would want to come home to such a mess, With [insert person name here] around, it's no wonder he chose to confess. And let's talk about their intelligence, or lack thereof, I doubt they could pass a test, even with a push or a shove, Their brain is as empty as a hollow tree, I bet they can't even count to three. So, to sum it all up, [insert person name here] is a complete and utter failure, A walking disaster, a sad excuse for a human tailor, But hey, at least they have one talent, and that's making people cringe, Just like their existence, it's like a never-ending binge.

new copypasta roast existing

I've 😎 heard👂✨S✨H✨O✨V✨I✨N✨G✨ things ⬆️ up 🤔 your 💡 ass 🍑 is quite painful 😭 so you 🫵 might 🗣️ want to 🉐 start 🏁 with something small 🤏 like your intelligence 🧠🤓🚽 and build 🧱 up to bigger 🎡 things 💭 like 🤗 your 👹 ego 🤡 [name here] 😇😇😇😇

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"Listen here, Youtube boi, your content is nothing but a ploy To get views, but let's face it, you're just a sad disgrace Your videos are like watching paint dry, no wonder your channel's on the decline You couldn't get subscribers if you paid for them with every dime You call yourself a Youtuber, but I call you a fraud Just a wannabe Packgod, but you ain't got the squad And let's not forget, your daddy's missing in action Probably ran away from your trash content, ain't no satisfaction So go cry in a corner, with your zero views and no fame But don't worry, your fatherless heart will always be to blame."

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YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE 😐

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Oh [insert person name], thou art so forlorn For lacking a father, thee must often mourn Without a male role model to guide thee Thou art surely quite lost, can't thee see? But fear not, for there is hope yet Thy lack of paternity shall not thee forget For thou art strong and shall overcome But alas, thou wilt always be fatherless, scum!

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NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY “ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HERE” I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR
I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTING’ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY “MOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680” YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REX’S YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU  YOU SAY “MOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEE” BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR  PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHH’ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK ‘WHOS DWERE’ “MY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENT” YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO “HMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR “B I R D FOOD” YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES “ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK “ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTH’ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUST ZOO BY SCREAMING LIKE THE LOW PITCH MONKEY OOOOHHHH        OHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH YO FLAT FACE BE LOOKING AT THE 2024 GENZ-GENALPHA DICTIONARY GOING MY GYATT SO BIG EVEN THOUGH ITS FLATTER THAN KANSAS YO FACE IS EVEN MORE FLATTER THAN KANSAS IF KANSAS WAS 10X FLATTER THAN GRAPHENE, YOUR DOC FOUND OUT AFTER DOING BRAIN SURGERY YOU HAD ONLY 4 BRAIN CELLS LEFT AND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR LIFE SO CHEAP YOU COSTED ONE DOLLAR IN PENNIES YOUR VALUE IN MILLIONS WERE .0 MILLION DOLlARS. YOU ORDER SOME FRIES FROM THE NEW RUSTY CRUST MCDONALDS BUT OH NO YOUR TO FAT TO FIT IN THE TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD AS IT BREAKS APART INTO 259 PIECES YOURE THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD OH WAIT- YOUR NOT EVEN A MAN YOUR A THING 4 NOW SHUT YO LIL’ AHH UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR FURRY COSPLAY ZOO AND GO CRY IN YOUR “BED” GOING WAHHHH WAHHHH AT THE LOCAL Z O O NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO THE ZOO WITH YOUR NON-EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND FROM THE 2020 BALL DROP AND GET YOU YO AHH IN THE TIME-OUT SECTION AND CRY LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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new CH1NCH1LL4H roast

I 😁 don't 😩🙄💅 shut up 📣😎 i 🙄 grow up🍒🍷🥀 and 👑✨ when i 💸look at you😩💅 i throw 🤢up🤮

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