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the shakespearean rickroll 😎😎
We're nay strang'rs to loveth
thee knoweth the rules and so doth i (do i)
a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of
thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (say t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
and if 't be true thee asketh me how i'm humour
bid not me thou art too blindeth to seeth
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth
thy heart's been aching, but thou art too dainty to sayeth t (to sayeth t)
inside, we both knoweth what's been going on (going on)
we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee
Wash🛀ur bum🍑bum 🍑wash 🛀ur bum 🍑bum 🍑every single day wash🛀 ur bum 🍑bum 🍑wash🛀 ur bum 🍑bum 🍑wash🛀 the dirt 🍋away now the bum🍑 bum 🍑squeaky🍋 clean but theres no towel 💧to be seen now youve gotta shake 💧it shake💧 it shake💧 it shake💧 it
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my schools piping once EXPLODED in a classroom randomly and then we had to leave the school and go to a elementary for lunch 😭😭😭😭 water was flooded for A DAY IN THAT CLASS, and in the rest of the school close to it it took 3 hours for it to dry
idk what yall r yapping about but ill lit look up “bunny” “cute” and literal nsfw pops up. yall are saying yall dont see it then yall lying. it is outta hand and their nasty selfs need to stop simple as that
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.╰⋃╯PENIS
Once apon a time a man named uncle Frank decided to gallop into an 8 year olds fallopian tubes, once he entered, he encountered some eggs that he wanted to hatch, so he took a few then jumped out the vulva. “MY KIDS!” said the child, nonchalantly, Frank ran off, when he finally got to his house and the girl stopped chasing him he decided to add it to his collection of special items, the items included, his grandmas breast implants he loved to chew on, his $8 porn hub gift card, some cum from his dads spiderman undies and Curious George’s penis. “Finally, I can add these!” Frank put the eggs on the table but it accidentally rolled onto his dads sperm! Frank didnt realise this yet so he frolicked to his computer to watch his favourite, sophisticated show- Porn! when he was in the middle of some hardcore, toe curling action he heard a baby “Dada?” the baby gabbled, confused, Frank Jumped nonscienquebtially to the child and realised his egg and sperm were gone, “Oh no!”, panicked Frank, “did they mix?!” With the baby still asking for his dad, Frank had settled in chopping of its penis to add to his penis collection “a bit small but its my thirty second penis” after chopping the babys junk of, he kindly thew it out the window ❤️
What kind of lynyrd Skynyrd, Confederate flag flying outside of every trailer, Chevy symbol chest tattoo, MAGA hat wearing, six year old still in diapers, life is like a box of chocolates, sweet tea brewing, moon shine running, mountain dew drinking, NASCAR loving, pile of empty bud light cans in the passenger seat of a beat down pickup shit is this. 💀
once upon a time i was as ඞSUSSY baka with an alpha demeanor surronding me. 👺 *growls* but then an amazing thing happened to me! a beta wolf (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ said "you should LEAVE THE PACK 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕" so i said "𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝕿𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖙 R♡Bl☆x player, maybe just leave and go play dress to impress!" but then he cast a magical spell on me 😾 and sent me to the world of genshin impact ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡( 💕 ŐωŐ 💕 ) and now im a real anime cinnamoroll gowrly BUT THEN ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) sussy?( ͡°👄 ͡°
BUT THEN THE 𝗖𝗘𝗢 𝗢𝗙 𝗢𝗛𝗜𝗢 was like yo, you should start MEWING🤫🧏♂️ so you can become a baddilicious baddie 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ΔΜØŇǤ ỮŞ ඞ so i was like okay okay lalalalal and then... [LIKE FOR PART TWO] -the tale of gyatt a story by "oompaloompa"