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part 2 of how i stole my ex-bfs girl and ''made her gay'' apparently So, basically, Emily walks in, and at this point, I already know shit’s about to go DOWN. Jake turns around, sees her, and his whole face shifts. Like, this man is about to unleash his final boss form. Emily looks at me, looks at him, and just SIGHS like she’s already exhausted, which is valid because this is literally HIS breakdown, not ours. She goes, “Jake, leave.” Jake goes, “WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE WITH HER???” And Emily, being THE MOST UNBOTHERED PERSON ALIVE, just deadpans, “Because I like her.” I SWEAR, this man almost threw a CHAIR. I saw his soul LEAVE his body for a second. This dude is so mad, he starts PACING like he’s about to deliver a TED Talk on how I ruined his life. People in the café are STARING. The barista is literally reaching for her phone. And then. OH MY GOD. JAKE GRABS MY DRINK AND THROWS IT AT ME. YES. HE ACTUALLY THREW MY ICED LATTE AT ME LIKE A DAMN REALITY SHOW FINALE. I AM DRENCHED. I AM IN SHOCK. EMILY IS GASPING. THE BARISTA IS ALREADY CALLING 911. So now, I’m pissed. I stand up, and before I can even DO ANYTHING, Emily launches at him. THIS GIRL FULL-ON TACKLES JAKE. Like, shoulder down, full-force, NFL-LINEBACKER TYPE BEAT. THEY GO CRASHING INTO A TABLE. PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING. THE CAFÉ MANAGER IS YELLING. THE POLICE GET CALLED. Jake is on the floor, disoriented as hell, and Emily just stands over him like a WWE champion. The cops pull up SO FAST, and now we’re all getting questioned like we just committed tax fraud. And THEN. AS IF THIS COULDN’T GET WORSE. Jake looks DEAD at the cops and says, “They jumped me because I’m straight.” SIR. BE. SO. SERIOUS. Now the cops think this is a damn HATE CRIME CASE. I’m standing there still covered in coffee, trying to explain to the police that no, we didn’t attack him for being straight— Emily attacked him for being stupid. Long story short, Jake got banned from the café, Emily got a “stern warning,” and I had to go home smelling like dairy. I’ll post part three when I emotionally recover. btw search Priscilla storytimezz for more goofy shi like this
no cuz is it just me but i see people ranting more than i see people actually doing things their ranting abt </3 😔
There was a girl called "M" and this bitch would bully me saying she I wasn't smart, I was dumb but now 3 years later this bitch hasn't even gotten a glow up, bitch you look like a homeless person carrying a bunch of trash to feed urself with like bitch why do all the people that bully us have the biggest glow down tf?( ≧ᗜ≦)( ≧ᗜ≦)
THAT ONE PERSON WITH THE AESPA DRAMA😭😭 ONE LOOK GIVE EM WHIPLASH, BEATDROP WITH THE BIG FLASH DARAWA (IDK KOREAN) MOVE FAST
school drama  ̄へ ̄ so today a guy lets name dylan was fighting with another guy named aaron and dylan was like "your cant fight me you dont have the guts" and aaron was LITTERALLY COOKING but then this pick me evie had to step in the way and she was like "boys stop fighting this isnt like you🥺🥺" and aaron said that dylan was trying to hit on a girl and almost touched her and dylan had the AUDACITY to lie about it likeee°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
BRO JESSICA I HATE YOU BRO I HOPE A BUSS CUMS CRASHING INTO YOU 😝😘🤭👶-♡ CHELSEA SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY LIKES YOU, WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. IMAGINE SHITTING ON OTHER PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S RACIST. GO HVNG YOURSELF SERIOUSLY I WISH I WAS NEVER YOUR FRIEND. ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★🦐🐟🍔🐔🍇🥞🌯🥤
hi i'm alexandra and DAWG I DIDNT CHEAT ON YOU GO SUCK ON MAH DICK OKAY I WAS BORED AND HES JUST A FRIEND I SWEAR SO STFU PLZ STFU I DONT DESERVE A FUCKED UP MAN LIKE YOU 🥫🥫🥫
IM CRYING I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS WEBSITE SM LMAOO "i bring i bring all the drama ma ma ma" STOP WHOEVER SAID THAT I LOVE YOU STAN AESPA YALL <3
welcome to emoji combos where people beef here bc of aka alexa 😊
WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ALEXANDRA💀
<3 Whoevers name is (Put name here), please, go kys, i hate you along with your idiotic and disgraceful life and i wish you were never born, you make me repulse and bring discomfort to this entire world, you are obnoxious to be around, Go slit slowly and painfully, I hope you die early and have a short life span, if you wanna beef with me then im down, im not scared of you (put name here), get a rope, a chair, hang the rope on the ceiling, put your head in the hollow space of the rope, then kick the chair away, watch your life crumble away and evaporate like water
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