Titanfall Emojis & Text

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘MODSโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขฟโฃทโก„โ € โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโ € โ €โขฐโฃฟโกŸโ ‹โ ‰โฃนโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ € โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ € โ €โฃธโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โขปโฃฟโก‡โ €โ € โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃงโ €โ € โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ € โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ € โ €โขฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โ € โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ถโ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฝโฃฟโกโ โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โขนโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃ€โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ „โฃ€โกคโขคโฃคโฃˆโ โฃ โก”โ ถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโ โก€โขนโฃฟโฃทโขนโก‡โ „โ Žโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃ‡โฃ€โฃกโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ‰โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ‹โ ‰โขธ โกฟโ ‹โ โ „โ „โข€โฃคโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃงโกˆโ ฟโฃทโฃ„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โข„โฃพ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโขฟโฃถโฃŒโฃ™โก›โ ›โ ฟโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ –โฃ’โฃ’โฃšโฃ‹โกฉโขฑโฃพโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โข‰โฃฅโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ’โ ถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขปโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขปโกŸโ ›โฃฟโกฟโ ›โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โกŸโ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃงโ „โขปโกโ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โกŸโข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โก‡โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โขธโก‡โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃ„โ ˆโ ™โ ›โขปโฃงโก„โ ™โ ›โ ‰โฃ โฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ ˆโ ™โ ›โขนโก‡โ „โฃฟโฃงโ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โก†โฃโข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โ …โข—โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โ •โ •โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข• โขโข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โฃ•โข•โข•โ •โ โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โ …โก„โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข• โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โ …โข—โข•โ •โฃ โ „โฃ—โข•โข•โ •โข•โข•โข•โ •โข โฃฟโ โข•โข•โข•โ ‘โข•โข•โ ตโข• โข•โข•โข•โข•โ โขœโ •โขโฃดโฃฟโก‡โข“โข•โขตโขโข•โข•โ •โขโฃพโขฟโฃงโ ‘โข•โข•โ „โข‘โข•โ …โข• โข•โข•โ ตโขโ ”โขโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโกโฃ•โขฝโ โข•โ •โฃกโฃพโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโกโข“โข•โ „โข‘โข…โข‘ โ โฃงโ „โฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ”โข•โข„โขกโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก‘โข•โขคโ ฑโข โข โข•โ …โฃพโฃฟโ ‹โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃถโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขนโฃทโฃทโก…โข โฃ”โข•โขฅโขปโฃฟโก€โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โข” โข•โข•โขฝโขธโขŸโขŸโข–โข–โขคโฃถโกŸโขปโฃฟโกฟโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโข€โฃฟโฃฆโขคโขคโข”โขžโขฟโขฟโฃฟโ โข• โข•โข•โ …โฃโข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ ›โข€โฃฆโ ˆโ ›โขโฃผโฃฟโข—โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โกโฃ˜โข• โข•โข•โ …โข“โฃ•โฃ•โฃ•โฃ•โฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ•โข•โข•โข•โข•โกตโข€โข•โข• โข‘โข•โ ƒโกˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโข•โข•โข• โฃ†โข•โ „โขฑโฃ„โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขโข•โข•โ •โข โฃฟโฃฆโก€โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฌโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โก›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โข›โฃ›โฃ‰โฃญโฃคโฃ‚โขœโ •โข‘โฃกโฃดโฃฟ
now แด˜สŸแด€สษชษดษข: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โšชโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ—„โ—„โ €โ–โ–โ €โ–บโ–บ ๐Ÿธ:๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ / ๐Ÿน:๐Ÿป๐Ÿผโ €โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—‹ ๐Ÿ”Š
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โœฆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€โœฆโ €ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ €ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €ใ€€ใ€€, โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€โ €ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €.ใ€€ หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €ใ€€โ €โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. . โ €ใ€€ใ€€โ €โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €โœฆโ €ใ€€ . .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ € . หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. .โ €ใ€€ใ€€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €โ€โ €, *ใ€€ใ€€โ €. .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €โœฆ หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ .โ €ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. โœฆโ €ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆโ€Šโ€Šโ€Š โ €ใ€€ใ€€ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€โ €ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €ใ€€โ €โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€, .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ €โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who askedโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €โ €โ €โœฆ โ € โ €ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €* โ €โ €โ €.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โœฆโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.
What if I... put my Minecraft bed... ๐Ÿ˜ณ next to yours... ๐Ÿ˜ณ aha ha, just kidding.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ unless.. ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’DIDDLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’SPAMLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’DOODLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–
In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ คโ –โ Šโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ™โ ฒโขคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกคโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขขโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ ˆโ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก†โกœโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโก‚โ €โ ‡โ ฑโ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข„โก€โข โฃŸโขญโฃฅโฃคโ ฝโก†โ €โกถโฃŠโฃ‰โฃฒโฃคโข€โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ โ ‚โ ˜โ „โฃˆโฃ™โกกโกดโ €โ €โ ™โฃ„โ ™โฃ›โ œโ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ ›โ €โ €โ €โขธโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ “โ ฆโข„โฃ˜โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โก€โ €โ €โฃ โ Žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โ ˆโกŸโ ’โ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โกฐโ ‡โ –โข„โ €โ €โกนโก‡โข€โ Žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‡โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ นโ €โกžโ €โ €โข€โ คโฃโ ญโก€โขฑโขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ žโ €โ €โข โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โขดโ ฅโ คโ ฆโ ฆโกผโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ €โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โฃ โขคโ โ โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฌโ ฅโฃ„โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฒโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขณโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ’โ ฆโ คโขคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ โ คโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโฃพโกฟโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃทโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃทโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃทโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโขฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโขฏโฃทโฃฟโขฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโขฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃพโกฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโกฟโฃทโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃพโขฟโกฟโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃปโกฟโฃŸโฃพโฃฟโขพโฃฏโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃพโฃฟโฃปโฃทโขฟโฃปโฃพโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃทโขฟโฃปโฃพโกฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โข›โฃฟโฃทโกฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃพโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโกฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโกฟโฃฟโฃปโฃพโกฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃพโขฟโฃฝโกฟโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโกฟโข›โ ‰โข โ  โขกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃพโขฟโฃฝโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃพโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโกฟโฃทโฃฟโขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโขฟโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃพโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโกฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃทโขฟโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃพโขฟโฃฝโฃพโขฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโ Žโก”โ กโก˜โก€โข†โกนโฃฟโฃฏโฃดโกถโ Ÿโก›โ ›โก‰โฃ‰โ ‰โก™โ ›โ ›โ ฟโขฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฝโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃป โฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโกฟโฃพโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโกทโฃฟโฃปโฃพโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃฝโขฟโกพโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃฝโฃพโขฏโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโ ‹โฃธโฃฟโฃ‹โ โก“โขฌโฃโ ฃโฃ”โกฑโฃŠโ œโฃปโฃฟโกตโฃ˜โข–โกฉโฃ†โฃกโ „โขŠโ „โก‘โขฌโฃฐโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃŸโฃพโฃฟโฃปโขฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃŸโฃฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃพโกฟโฃฝโฃทโกฟโฃฟโฃพโขฟ โฃฟโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโขฟโฃพโขฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฏโฃทโกฟโฃฝโฃพโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโขทโฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโกพโฃŸโฃฟโฃžโฃฟโกฝโฃŸโฃทโขฟโฃžโกฟโฃžโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโขฟโฃฝโฃปโฃŸโฃพโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโ ‡โก‚โ คโฃ™โขฟโก—โฃฉโฃถโฃโ ณโกœโกดโขฃโขŽโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃทโฃพโขฟโก›โขงโก˜โข„โ ชโฃผโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฏโฃทโฃŸโกฟโฃžโฃฟโขฏโฃทโขฟโฃพโขฏโฃŸโฃฟโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโกฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟ โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโกพโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโขฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃŸโฃทโขฟโฃฏโฃทโขฟโฃปโกพโฃŸโกฟโฃžโฃทโกฟโฃฝโฃปโขฏโฃทโขฟโฃžโกฟโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโกฟโฃฝโขฟโฃฝโฃžโกฟโฃฏโกทโฃฟโกฝโฃพโกฝโฃพโฃฝโฃคโขฑโกžโกฌโก–โขฏโฃฑโฃฟโฃญโขปโฃœโฃณโฃฏโฃพโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃนโกŽโฃโขขโกโขŽโฃนโฃฟโฃโก–โฃโ ‚โฃฟโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃฝโฃปโฃฝโขฟโฃพโฃปโขฏโฃทโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขฟโฃฝโฃฏโกฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฏโฃทโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฏโฃทโขฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโฃทโฃปโฃฝโฃŸโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโฃพโกฝโฃŸโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃฝโฃŸโกทโฃŸโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃžโฃฟโกฝโฃพโฃณโฃŸโฃฏโขฟโกพโฃฝโฃปโขทโฃปโขทโฃปโขทโฃปโกฝโฃฟโข‡โฃปโฃŸโกดโฃŸโฃงโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขซโฃฏโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃ„โ ™โฃฟโฃฝโฃŽโกทโฃผโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโ โกโ ขโข™โ ปโขพโกฟโฃฝโฃณโฃฏโขฟโฃžโฃฏโกฟโฃฏโขฟโฃžโกฟโฃฏโฃทโฃปโฃฝโฃŸโฃพโฃŸโฃทโฃป โฃฟโฃทโฃปโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโกพโฃทโฃปโฃฝโขทโฃฏโฃŸโกพโฃทโขฏโฃŸโกฟโฃฝโฃพโฃปโฃฝโขพโฃปโขฏโฃทโขฏโกทโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃพโฃฝโฃณโฃŸโกพโฃฝโขฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโขฟโกฝโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโฃทโกฟโ ›โฃผโฃบโฃฟโกทโข‹โฃฟโฃ‹โฃญโฃฟโก โ ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃซโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ›โฃฉโกโ คโ ‘โข‚โ ฐโข€โก™โขฟโกทโฃฏโฃŸโฃพโฃฝโฃปโฃฝโขฏโกฟโฃฝโขทโฃฏโฃŸโฃพโฃฝโกพโฃฝโฃพโฃป โฃฟโฃทโฃปโฃฝโฃฏโกทโฃŸโฃฏโกฟโฃพโขฏโฃทโฃปโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขฏโฃฟโฃณโฃฏโขทโฃปโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃžโกฟโฃฝโฃณโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโขทโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขพโกฝโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃณโขฏโก‡โ ™โกฟโฃทโฃโ นโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃพโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโก›โก‹โขโกกโข‘โ ‚โก‘โกŒโฃขโฃทโฃพโขฟโฃปโขทโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโกฟโฃพโฃฝโฃณโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโขฏโฃฟ โฃฟโฃžโฃฏโฃทโขฏโฃŸโกฟโฃฝโฃปโฃฝโฃŸโฃทโฃปโฃŸโกพโฃฏโขฟโฃžโกทโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขพโกฝโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃปโฃฝโฃปโฃžโกฟโขพโกฝโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขฎโฃŸโฃปโก‡โขฝโฃผโฃฟโกฟโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขฏโขฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโขปโก›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฃโขžโกฐโก‰โข†โ ฐโขโก˜โฃฐโฃผโฃฟโขฟโฃžโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโขทโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขพโกฝโฃพโฃฝโฃณโขฏโฃทโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃปโขพ โฃฟโฃฏโขทโฃฏโฃŸโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขพโกฝโฃžโกทโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโฃžโฃฟโฃณโฃŸโกพโฃฝโขฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโขทโฃ›โกพโฃฏโขฟโฃโกฟโขถโฃฏโขŸโฃžโกทโฃฟโขธโฃปโฃฟโฃตโกฟโขโฃนโฃฟโ ‰โข†โขบโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกŸโ ‰โ ‹โขฟโฃงโกโฃŽโขฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃžโกดโฃฉโข†โกฑโฃฆโฃพโฃฟโ ŸโกกโขˆโฃปโฃทโฃปโฃžโกฟโขพโกฝโฃพโกฝโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃพโฃฝโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃป โฃฟโกฝโฃŸโฃพโกฝโฃพโขฏโฃทโฃปโขฏโฃŸโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโฃžโฃทโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโฃŸโฃถโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃณโขฏโฃŸโฃฝโฃณโกŸโฃพโฃฝโฃ›โฃฎโฃŸโกพโฃโกฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโก”โ ‚โฃฝโกงโ ˜โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃดโ ƒโ €โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃพโฃฌโขโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ปโขพโฃ”โฃณโฃฟโฃณโขŸโกพโฃฝโขฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขทโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโฃŸโกฟโฃžโฃท โฃฟโขฟโฃฝโฃณโขฟโฃฝโฃปโขพโกฝโฃฏโฃŸโฃพโฃปโฃžโฃทโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโขฟโฃฝโกปโฃžโฃทโฃซโขฟโฃตโฃปโฃžโฃญโขทโฃ›โฃพโฃ›โกพโฃตโขฏโฃฝโฃณโ พโฃฝโขžโกพโฃฝโฃนโฃžโกโขฟโฃพโฃฟโ ‹โกโก‰โขƒโฃฅโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโขƒโ €โ €โ ‚โ €โฃผโฃโ ถโฃฉโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŽโขทโก˜โขฆโก‰โขŒโกโ †โก˜โขปโฃทโขฏโฃปโกฝโขฏโฃŸโฃพโฃณโขฏโฃŸโกถโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโฃŸโกทโฃฏโขฟโกฝโฃž โฃฟโฃŸโกพโฃฝโฃปโขพโกฝโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโฃปโฃžโฃทโขปโฃžโกทโฃฏโขฟโฃนโขทโฃซโฃฝโฃปโขžโกฝโฃฏโกžโกทโฃพโฃนโขฏโฃปโ ถโฃฏโกฝโฃžโขฏโกถโขฏโฃฟโฃนโ พโฃโฃžโขทโกบโฃฟโก โขœโฃญโฃฆโฃตโ พโ ŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโกทโกŸโฃนโฃ†โก€โฃถโฃˆโฃดโฃฟโฃฎโฃณโ ตโฃพโกฟโฃœโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ•โฃ‚โ Œโกโ „โข‚โ นโฃฟโฃณโขŸโฃปโ พโฃตโขฏโฃŸโกพโฃฝโฃณโฃปโฃžโกทโฃฏโฃปโกฝโฃพโขฝโฃฏ โฃฟโกพโฃฝโฃณโขฏโกฟโฃฝโฃณโฃŸโฃพโฃณโขฏโฃžโกฟโขพโฃฝโฃณโขฏโกฟโฃญโขทโฃปโกผโฃฏโ ฟโฃตโฃปโกฝโกถโขฏโฃ›โฃทโขปโกงโฃŸโขพโฃซโฃฝโฃ›โกถโฃโฃฟโฃนโขžโฃฏโขณโขฏโฃฟโฃŒโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโกขโขฅโฃฟโฃฏโฃ™โ ฒโกฉโข–โกฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฏโขŸโกพโฃฟโข„โขซโกโ คโกฉโข‰โก…โฃ’โฃŒโฃดโฃคโฃคโฃœโฃฟโขฏโฃโกฟโฃฝโฃ›โกพโฃฝโฃณโฃโกทโฃพโขฝโฃณโขฏโกทโขฏโฃŸโขพ โฃฟโฃฝโฃณโขฏโกฟโฃฝโฃณโฃŸโขพโฃงโฃŸโฃปโขพโฃฝโฃปโขฎโฃŸโกฝโกพโฃโฃปโฃผโฃณโขฏโฃŸโฃณโขงโขฟโกฝโฃโกฟโกผโฃโกทโขฏโฃโกทโฃžโฃญโขทโฃ›โกถโฃโกฟโฃผโขซโฃฟโกŒโ ™โขปโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโข‹โ –โกฉโขŽโขณโก™โฃŽโขณโก™โฃฎโกโฃงโฃปโฃพโ ปโฃฟโฃฆโฃฌโฃตโฃดโฃทโ พโฃฟโฃปโกฝโฃซโฃŸโกฝโฃซโขพโฃญโฃŸโขพโกฝโฃฝโกณโฃทโฃซโกฝโฃžโฃฏโขฏโฃŸโขพโฃ›โกพโขฏ โฃฟโ พโฃฝโฃ›โฃพโขณโฃฏโฃžโ ฟโฃถโฃโฃฏโขทโฃžโฃณโกŸโฃพโ ฝโฃฝโฃซโขทโฃณโฃญโขทโฃซโกฝโฃžโขฏโขพโกโฃพโฃโฃณโขฏโกŸโฃผโกณโฃโฃพโขณโฃโขทโกฝโฃšโกทโฃปโ ผโฃงโก‘โ Œโกถโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโกโขฆโขฉโฃพโ ตโขŽโ ฆโกฑโขŽโฃงโฃ›โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฐโขญโขฉโขนโกŸโ คโขƒโฃฟโขงโฃŸโฃณโขพโฃนโกฝโฃณโฃžโ พโฃโฃพโกณโฃŸโกตโฃฏโฃฝโขปโฃผโฃ›โกพโฃโฃฏโกฝโขฏ โฃฟโฃปโฃณโฃปโฃผโฃ›โกถโขฏโฃŸโขทโขพโฃนโขพโฃนโฃžโกฝโฃญโฃŸโ ทโฃญโขทโฃซโขพโกญโฃ—โฃปโขžโกฝโฃžโกฝโฃณโกžโฃฝโขฎโฃฝโขฃโกฟโฃฑโขฏโฃณโขžโกฏโฃžโกฝโฃบโขตโกปโฃโฃทโฃฌโฃฑโก™โ žโ ปโ ฟโขฎโฃทโกฝโขพโฃงโ ฟโฃ“โฃปโฃพโฃโฃปโฃโ งโฃ‹โ œโขฟโฃ–โ  โข‚โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกฟโฃโกฟโกผโฃโกพโฃฃโฃŸโฃณโกžโฃฟโฃนโขถโฃปโฃญโขŸโฃถโขซโกฟโฃœโฃฏโขทโกปโฃผโขฝโฃซ โฃŸโฃงโขทโกณโฃงโกŸโฃฝโฃ›โฃพโขซโฃฏโกฝโฃžโฃณโขพโฃนโขทโฃบโขปโกฝโฃšโฃงโกŸโฃพโขญโขทโฃซโขŸโฃผโขณโฃโกพโฃโฃžโขฎโกปโกตโฃโฃทโกนโฃฎโขทโกนโฃžโกตโ ฏโ ฝโ žโ พโฃณโฃญโฃตโฃฌโฃฅโกฏโ Ÿโกšโก‰โข…โ ‚โข†โก‘โขขโ ญโกนโกฝโฃฟโฃถโฃฅโกŠโ Œโ ›โกคโฃนโฃฟโขฏโกŸโฃปโ ปโขทโฃฟโฃฝโฃšโฃทโกนโฃถโขปโกตโฃซโขทโฃซโขžโฃฏโขžโกฏโขทโฃ›โฃฎโขทโกปโฃโกพโฃณ โฃฟโกžโฃฏโขทโกปโฃผโฃณโขŸโฃผโกปโฃ–โ ฟโฃญโขทโฃซโขทโกปโฃผโขโฃทโขปโกผโฃโฃฎโขŸโฃฎโขทโฃ›โฃฎโขŸโฃผโขณโกฝโฃŽโ ฟโฃตโขปโกตโฃบโขตโฃซโกพโ โก…โขขโ ‘โกŒโขŒโก‘โ ฆโฃธโขนโกฟโ ‰โก”โขกโข‚โ ฑโกˆโ œโก โขŽโกฑโขŽโกตโฃปโกฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃœโฃฝโกฟโขโกณโกผโฃกโขโขณโ ฐโฃฉโขŸโ ณโฃฟโฃตโกปโฃžโกฝโฃฃโขฏโฃปโ ผโฃฏโขฝโขฏโกฝโขฎโก—โฃฟโกนโฃžโกต โฃทโกปโฃฝโกบโฃโกงโฃŸโขพโฃฃโขฟโกญโฃŸโขงโกฟโฃฑโขฏโกฝโฃžโกฝโขฎโฃ›โกพโฃโฃฎโขปโกผโฃฃโฃŸโกผโฃซโขžโกฝโฃบโขญโฃ›โขฎโขทโกนโฃงโฃฟโกŸโฃโ ’โขŒโ ขโข˜โ  โข‚โ œโกฐโขกโกŸโก โขƒโ œโฃ โขŠโก•โฃŒโขขโก‘โขฎโฃฑโฃซโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฃโ ฝโฃฉโขณโกฑโขฃโขŽโฃฃโ Ÿโกฑโขˆโ ’โ คโฃ‰โ ปโขฟโฃผโฃโขทโฃซโขŸโกฎโฃŸโฃฎโขฝโกณโขฏโฃณโกฝโฃณโขฝ โกฟโฃโฃงโขŸโฃตโฃ›โกพโฃญโขทโฃซโขพโกญโฃŸโกผโฃโกทโฃปโกผโฃโขฏโกณโฃฝโขบโฃœโขฏโฃณโกโฃฎโขณโกโฃฏโขžโฃตโฃซโ ฝโฃฎโขณโฃฟโกฟโฃฝโ ’โ คโฃ‰โ ฐโกˆโข†โ ฑโกˆโขฆโก‘โฃฟโ ฑโข„โฃฃโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ปโฃŒโ ณโฃฅโขฃโ โฃฃโกžโกฑโขˆโ ”โกกโขŠโ ”โฃจโ ‘โกŽโกฝโฃžโฃฏโขžโฃญโก—โฃฏโขžโฃญโขŸโฃฏโขณโกโฃงโขป โกฟโฃโฃฎโขปโฃœโกงโฃŸโขฎโขทโฃนโขฎโก—โฃฏโขพโฃฑโขโฃทโกนโฃžโกญโขทโกญโขทโกบโฃโขถโฃซโข—โกฏโกฝโฃŽโกŸโกถโฃญโขปโฃผโกŸโฃฑโฃฏโขปโฃฝโฃถโฃคโฃƒโกœโขคโ ฃโฃœโขขโกโฃฟโก˜โขฆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโขฟโกธโฃŒโ ณโฃŒโขฃโฃฝโ ‹โก”โกโ Žโกฐโข€โ ฃโก˜โขคโข‹โกผโกฑโขฟโฃžโกฝโฃฒโ ฝโฃŽโ ฟโฃœโขฏโกžโฃงโขปโกœโฃฏ โกฟโฃงโฃ›โฃงโขปโฃœโขฏโกžโฃฏโขžโฃงโขปโฃŽโขทโฃซโขžโกถโฃปโขผโกนโฃงโฃ›โ ทโฃโกžโฃงโฃ›โขฎโ ทโฃโกฎโฃโฃณโฃญโขณโฃฟโก˜โ ดโฃโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโขปโกดโฃโฃพโฃฟโกฝโฃžโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขงโฃปโก—โฃŒโ ณโฃŒโกณโขƒโ ฑโกโขŒโ ขโก‘โขŒโข’โ ฉโข†โฃโฃฒโขฝโขบโกฟโฃœโขงโกŸโฃญโฃ›โขฎโกณโฃโขฎโกณโฃโ ถ โกฟโฃตโขซโกžโกฝโฃŽโขทโกปโฃœโขฏโกžโฃงโฃ›โขฎโกณโฃโขทโกโฃฎโข—โกงโขฏโฃ›โฃฎโ ฝโกถโฃญโขโกฟโฃœโกณโฃโ ทโฃŽโขทโฃนโฃฟโกโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขงโฃปโก—โฃŒโ ฃโกœโ ฑโฃˆโ ’โกŒโ คโข“โฃจโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃพโขฟโกนโขฎโกฝโฃฒโขโกทโฃปโฃœโกณโฃฝโขบโกฝ โฃŸโกงโฃŸโกฝโฃณโขญโก—โฃฏโ ฝโฃฎโ ฝโฃ–โขฏโกณโขฏโฃโฃฎโ ฝโฃŽโ ฟโฃœโฃฏโขณโฃŽโขฟโกฑโฃโกพโฃฑโขโกทโฃนโขปโกผโฃฃโขทโฃนโฃทโกโกพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃณโขปโก‡โฃฌโก‘โ ฌโขฑโข โฃฉโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃฝโฃฏโข—โฃฏโขณโกโฃงโกปโฃผโขณโฃŽโ ฟโฃœโฃงโขป โฃฏโฃ—โฃปโกœโฃงโขŸโกพโฃฑโขฏโฃณโฃ›โขฎโขฏโกโฃทโขบโกœโฃฏโกโฃฏโขณโขฎโกณโฃžโขงโฃปโฃœโกณโฃโกพโฃนโขงโฃ›โขพโฃฑโขโกถโฃนโ ฟโกฟโฃโขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโขณโขฏโกทโฃฌโฃตโขพโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ŸโฃญโฃพโขปโกœโฃฏโฃšโขงโกŸโฃถโขซโก—โฃฏโขžโกฝโฃบโฃœโฃณ โฃทโฃซโขถโกปโฃœโขฏโกžโฃงโฃ›โกถโฃญโฃ›โฃฎโ ฝโฃŽโกทโฃ›โกถโฃโขฎโฃ›โกฎโขทโฃนโฃŽโ ทโฃฎโกโฃพโกฑโฃโขพโกนโฃŽโขทโฃซโขžโฃตโฃซโขทโกนโขฎโกโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃกโกพโขฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฏโกžโฃฝโขฃโกŸโฃฎโขณโฃญโขปโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฝโขถโกŸโฃฏโขžโฃงโฃ›โขถโกนโฃฎโฃโขฎโขทโฃนโขŽโกฟโฃœโกณโฃŽโขท โกทโฃโกพโฃตโขซโกžโฃฝโขฒโฃโขพโกฑโฃโขพโกนโฃŽโขทโกปโฃผโกนโฃŽโขทโกนโขงโก—โฃพโกนโขถโกนโขถโกนโฃโขฎโกณโฃโขฎโกณโฃโ ถโฃโกฎโฃฝโขฃโกŸโฃฝโฃšโกฟโฃฟโฃŸโขฏโฃปโฃฟโ ทโฃ‹โ •โฃขโข‰โ –โก™โขถโฃ™โขฎโฃณโกฝโฃžโฃพโกนโฃŽโ ตโฃฟโขงโกปโฃœโขงโฃปโฃœโกณโขฎโกณโฃโกžโฃถโกนโฃžโกตโฃซโขžโกตโฃซโขถโกนโฃŽโกทโฃณโขŽโกŸโฃฎโขณโฃโขพโฃฑโขปโกœโฃฏ โฃŸโฃงโ ฟโฃœโกณโกฝโฃŽโ ทโฃŽโฃฏโขณโกโฃฎโขณโกฝโฃŽโกทโฃฏโขณโฃ›โขฎโกฝโฃณโกโฃถโฃซโข—โฃฏโขณโฃโขฎโกณโฃโขฎโกณโฃโขฎโกปโฃœโฃณโขญโขทโกนโขถโกนโฃžโกตโขฎโกณโฃฝโก—โกธโข„โก‹โ ”โกŠโขฌโ ‘โขฎโกœโฃงโขปโกพโฃฝโขถโฃปโฃœโขงโขปโฃทโกนโฃŽโขทโกณโขฎโฃโกณโกฝโขฎโกโกถโฃโขฎโกณโฃโขฎโฃณโกโฃฎโขทโกนโฃžโกตโฃซโขพโกฑโฃโกžโฃงโขโกทโฃนโขž โฃŸโฃฎโขปโกตโฃซโ ทโฃญโฃ›โกพโฃผโขงโฃปโกœโฃทโฃนโกพโฃโขงโกŸโฃฎโขณโกโฃงโฃ›โขถโฃฏโกปโฃœโฃณโขฎโกณโฃโฃฎโขณโฃโขฎโกณโฃโขงโฃ›โขฎโกณโฃโขงโกปโฃผโกนโขงโฃปโขผโก‡โฃ“โขพโกˆโ –โกกโขขโ ™โขฆโกนโฃœโกฏโฃฟโกฝโฃฏโฃทโฃปโขฎโก‡โขฟโฃณโกโฃฎโฃโกณโขฎโกฝโฃนโขงโฃปโขตโฃซโขžโกตโฃซโข—โฃงโขปโกœโฃงโขปโฃœโกณโฃญโกทโฃโขทโกนโฃฎโฃปโกœโฃงโฃŸ โกฝโฃŽโขฏโฃทโฃญโฃ›โกถโฃญโฃฟโฃโฃทโฃณโฃฝโฃžโขฏโฃณโกโฃพโฃฝโฃŽโขฏโฃฟโกตโฃซโฃพโฃปโกฝโขพโกตโฃซโขทโฃนโฃพโฃงโฃ›โกฎโขทโฃนโขฎโกฝโฃšโกฟโฃœโฃฏโขณโขงโฃ›โกงโขฟโฃบโก‡โขผโฃปโก˜โกฐโข‘โ ขโก™โข†โกณโฃนโขžโฃทโฃปโฃŸโฃทโฃฏโขทโกปโฃŒโขปโฃฝโ ถโฃญโขปโฃฝโฃžโขงโกปโฃผโฃฟโกœโฃฏโขžโกตโฃโกžโฃงโฃŸโขฎโก—โฃพโฃนโขพโฃฟโฃโฃพโฃณโฃฟโขงโฃ›โฃพโฃผ โกทโฃญโกทโฃฟโฃฒโฃฟโกโฃพโฃฟโฃžโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโฃทโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโขทโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃทโฃปโฃŸโฃพโฃฟโกทโฃญโฃŸโฃงโฃฟโขพโฃฑโฃปโกฟโฃผโกทโฃซโฃพโกณโฃโกฟโ งโขฟโข โขปโกงโฃ‘โขŠโ ฑโก˜โข†โกณโขญโกžโฃทโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃพโขฏโฃทโกนโขฆโก™โฃฟโฃฝโฃณโฃพโกปโฃŽโขทโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโกฝโฃŽโฃฟโกžโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโกปโฃœโฃทโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขงโฃฟโฃณโฃฟโขฏโฃฟ โฃŸโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃตโฃฏโขŸโฃโฃ†โฃกโกฟโฃ†โก‡โขณโ โฃŠโ ฑโฃ˜โขขโก™โขฆโฃ›โฃทโฃปโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโฃฝโฃฏโ Ÿโกžโฃญโก™โขญโก™โฃ›โขปโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃžโฃฝโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃทโขฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขซโ ‰โก”โขฒโกกโฃฟโฃกโกŸโฃขโ ™โกคโฃณโข‚โก‡โฃžโกฑโฃฏโขพโฃฝโฃพโ ฟโฃ›โ ฏโฃฝโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโกฟโฃถโขฟโขฆโฃตโฃˆโฃฟโฃฟโ ฐโฃกโข›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ  โขนโกฟโขฟโฃฏโฃฟโกฏโฃโ ขโก˜โฃดโกงโกผโฃฝโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโกทโฃกโขปโก”โฃฟโฃฃโขžโกผโฃฝโฃฝโฃฟโฃโขถโฃนโฃ‡โฃ›โฃถโฃปโฃพโฃปโฃฝโฃฏโฃ›โขฎโฃณโขโฃฟโฃฟโฃ•โกขโขโกšโขผโฃฟโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโขนโฃงโขธโฃทโข โขผโฃงโฃถโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃŸโฃทโกฟโฃพโกฝโฃžโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฏโฃŸโฃงโขปโฃฟโฃฟโขฐโฃนโกณโฃŽโฃฟโฃฟโ ฃโกœโฃนโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃผโฃทโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃบโฃฟโฃฟโฃœโฃพโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃญโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโกฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
Harry potter โพยพโŒโ˜โพยพ๐Ÿฆโƒโƒ’โƒคโšโ˜พ๐–ค“ห™แต•ห™โ˜ฏ.ยฐ เผ˜๐ŸŽงโ‹†๐Ÿ–‡โ‚Šหšเท†โšฏโƒ อ› โž’3/4โ˜ฝ๐Ÿ โ–•โƒโƒคโ˜ปโš›
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
โข€โกดโ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โฃ โ พโ โฃ€โฃ„โกˆโ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‚โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโฃโฃ€โ €โ ดโ ‚โ ™โฃ—โก€โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโ ญโขคโฃดโฃฆโฃคโฃนโ €โ €โ €โข€โขดโฃถโฃ† โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฅโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‚โ ”โขšโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃดโฃพโ โ ธโฃผโกฟ โ €โข€โกžโ โ ™โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โ ›โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขคโฃผโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃพโฃทโฃถโ ‡โ €โ €โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ‰โ ˆโ ‰โ €โ €โขฆโกˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโกนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ฒโฃฝโกปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰
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โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃงโฃผโฃฏโ „โฃธโฃ โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃพโ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โขธโก‡โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ถโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โข€โก…โข โฃพโฃ›โก‰โ „โ „โ „โ ธโข€โฃฟโ „ โ „โ „โข€โก‹โฃกโฃดโฃถโฃถโก€โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃฅโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โ „โ „โขธโฃ‡โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โข€โฃ โกŒโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โ „โข€โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฌโฃ™โฃ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ „โ „โข€โฃคโฃ„โ ‰โ ‹โฃฐ โ „โฃผโฃ–โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข‡โฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ถโ ถโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โข€โฃค โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฅโฃดโฃฟโก— โข€โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „ โขธโฃฟโฃฆโฃŒโฃ›โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ ™โ ›โ ›โกญโ …โ ’โ ฆโ ญโฃญโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ „ โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโ ˆโข‹โฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃพโ ƒโ „ โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃดโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ „โฃดโฃถโ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโฃฟโก€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ›โ ›โ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ žโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โขฟโฃฟโก‡โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฆโก™โ ปโฃทโฃพโฃฟโ ƒโ ฟโ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃด โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฎโฃฅโฃ’โ ฒโขฎโฃโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃพโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โฃคโฃคโฃคโ „โขคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ โฃคโกพโขโข โฃถโฃถโฃพโก‘โก€โขธโ ‹โ โ „โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃ โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ โ ฐโฃ‹โขซโขฒโก‡โ ›โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃคโฃ‰โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ‹โฃ‰โฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโฃ†โฃ‚โก•โ ผโ ‚โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขโ ‰โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขธโข‹โกโขŠโ ’โฃฒโกถโ Šโขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ปโฃฟโกŸโ „โก†โขธโฃงโฃพโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃพโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกปโฃปโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ  โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฅโฃพโฃฟโ ฟโฃ›โ …โขฐโฃ—โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃŸโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ฒโ ฟโฃตโฃฟโฃŸโข…โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโกŸโ ‹โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃโก‘โ ‚โ ฌโข‰โฃพโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโขถโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ „โข‰โฃโฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ Ÿโขโฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ€โ ‰โ ฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ นโ ‡โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โข โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โขธโฃทโก„โ €โ ฃโฃ„โก€โ €โ ‰โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ €โ นโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฆโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข›โก™โขปโ ›โฃ‰โขปโฃ‰โขˆโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโฃ‰โขปโกโข›โ ™โฃ‰โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ ปโ ƒโฃพโ ธโ Ÿโฃธโฃฟโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ ดโ žโก‡โฃพโก„โฃฟโ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโ ›โฃƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โข€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ โ €โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โขฐโฃนโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃญโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ €โ €โ คโ „โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขพโฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ คโข„โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข„โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ
โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ› โฌ›โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅโฌœโฌœโฌ› โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ› โฌ›โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌœโฌœโฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซโฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
Dicks are so cute omg(โ„ โ„โ€ขโ„ฯ‰โ„โ€ขโ„ โ„) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ฯ‰๏ผผ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!๏ผˆ๏ผพใƒฏ๏ผพ)
โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกโข†โ ˆโ •โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โข”โข‚โข•โข„โ ‚โฃ‚โ ‚โ †โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ Šโกขโกนโฃฆโก‘โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โข•โข‚โ •โ ”โ Œโ โ ›โ ถโ ถโขถโฃฆโฃ„โข‚โข•โข‚โข• โฃฟโฃฟโ โฃ โฃพโฃฆโกโขŒโขฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ…โก‘โ •โ กโ โขฟโ ฟโฃ›โ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ กโขทโกˆโข‚โข•โข‚ โ Ÿโฃกโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ‘โ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกตโขโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโขฟโขฟโขฟโกŸโขปโฃคโข‘โข‚ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ›โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃฌโฃ™โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโขโข•โข•โข•โข•โขฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ” โฃฟโฃฟโ ตโ šโ ‰โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ—โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขทโฃ‚โฃ โฃดโฃพโกฟโกฟโกปโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃตโฃตโฃตโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟ โขŒโ ปโฃฟโกฟโกซโกชโกชโกชโกชโฃบโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒ โ ฃโกโ นโกชโกชโกชโกชโฃชโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ โข‰โขโข„โขŒโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ˆ โกฃโก˜โข„โ ™โฃพโฃพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โขโข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โก˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ  โ ˆ โ ŒโขŠโข‚โขฃโ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโขโข•โข•โข•โข•โข•โข…โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โขœโ  โ ˆ โ „โ โ •โขโกขโ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ•โฃ‘โฃ‘โฃ‘โฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โข”โข•โฃฟโ  โ ˆ โ จโก‚โก€โข‘โข•โก…โ ‚โ „โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โข”โข•โข•โฃฟโฃฟโ  โ ˆ โ „โ ชโฃ‚โ โข•โ †โ „โ ‚โ „โ โก€โ ‚โก€โ „โขˆโ ‰โขโข›โข›โข›โข‹โข”โข•โข•โข•โฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ  โ ˆ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป เถž ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ
hey, Doublelift! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft ๐ŸŒˆ, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃถโกพโ โ ‰โ ™โ ณโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โข โ žโ ‰โ ™โ ฒโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ ฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขณโก€โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขท โ €โ €โข โฃŸโฃ‹โก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โฃ€โก€โฃงโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก‡ โ €โ €โขธโฃฏโกญโ โ ธโฃ›โฃŸโ †โกดโฃปโกฒโฃฟโ €โฃธโ €โ €OKโ € โก‡ โ €โ €โฃŸโฃฟโกญโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฑโ €โ €โฃฟโ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก‡ โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฏโ „โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โกฟโ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃถโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ƒโ €โ €โ ˜โ คโฃ„โฃ โ žโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃทโกฆโขคโกคโขคโฃžโฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃดโฃฟโฃโ โ €โ €โ ธโฃโขฏโฃทโฃ–โฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โข€โฃพโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โขฒโฃถโฃพโข‰โกทโฃฟโฃฟโ ตโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃผโฃฟโ โ ‰โฃฟโกญโ ‰โ ™โขบโฃ‡โฃผโกโ €โ €โ €โฃ„โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃฟ.........โฃ€โฃฐโฃโฃ˜โฃ†โฃ€โ €โ €
โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚โ •โกโฃโขฎโฃณโขฝโกฝโฃพโฃปโฃฟโฃฏโกฏโฃŸโฃžโขพโขœโข†โ €โก€โ €โ ช โฃฌโ ‚โ €โ €โข€โข‚โขชโ จโข‚โ ฅโฃบโกชโฃ—โข—โฃฝโขฝโกฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃทโขฟโกฝโกพโกฝโฃโขŽโ €โ €โ €โขก โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โข‚โ ขโข‚โขฅโขฑโกนโฃชโขžโกตโฃปโกชโกฏโกฏโฃŸโกพโฃฟโฃปโกฝโฃฏโกปโฃชโ งโ ‘โ €โ โข โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ ขโข‘โ  โ ‘โ •โกโกŽโก—โกโกŽโฃžโขฝโกนโฃ•โขฏโขปโ นโกนโขšโ โกทโกฝโกจโ €โ €โข” โฃฟโกฏโ €โขˆโ ˆโข„โ ‚โ ‚โ โ €โ Œโ  โข‘โ ฑโกฑโกฑโก‘โข”โ โ €โก€โ โ โ โกกโกนโฃชโ €โ €โข˜ โฃฟโฃฝโ €โก€โกŠโ €โ โ จโ ˆโกโ ‚โขˆโ  โกฑโกฝโฃทโก‘โ โ  โ ‘โ €โข‰โข‡โฃคโข˜โฃชโขฝโ €โขŒโขŽ โฃฟโขพโ €โขŒโ Œโ €โกโ ขโ ‚โ โก€โ €โข€โขณโขฝโฃฝโกบโฃจโข„โฃ‘โข‰โขƒโขญโกฒโฃ•โกญโฃนโ  โขโข— โฃฟโก—โ €โ ขโ กโกฑโกธโฃ”โขตโขฑโขธโ ˆโ €โกชโฃณโฃณโขนโขœโกตโฃฑโขฑโกฑโฃณโกนโฃตโฃปโข”โข…โขฌโกท โฃทโก‡โก‚โ กโก‘โข•โข•โ •โก‘โ กโข‚โขŠโขโข•โกโกฎโกงโกณโฃโขดโกโฃโ ƒโกซโก’โฃ•โขโกฎโฃทโกŸ โฃทโฃปโฃ…โ ‘โขŒโ ขโ โขโ  โ ‘โกโ โ Œโกชโ ฎโกซโ ชโกชโกชโฃบโขธโ ฐโ กโ  โ โขฑโ จโกชโกชโกฐ โฃฏโขทโฃŸโฃ‡โก‚โก‚โกŒโก€โ €โ โก‚โ …โ ‚โ €โก‘โก„โข‡โ ‡โขโกจโก โกโขโ  โข€โขชโกโกœโกชโกŠ โฃฟโขฝโกพโขนโก„โ •โก…โข‡โ ‚โ ‘โฃดโกฌโฃฌโฃฌโฃ†โขฎโฃฆโฃทโฃตโฃทโก—โขƒโขฎโ ฑโกธโขฐโขฑโขธโขจโขŒ โฃฏโขฏโฃŸโ ธโฃณโก…โ œโ ”โกŒโกโ ˆโ ปโ Ÿโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกปโฃƒโ ขโฃฑโกณโกฑโกฉโขขโ ฃโกƒโ ขโ  โกฏโฃŸโฃžโก‡โกฟโฃฝโกชโก˜โกฐโ จโขโข€โ ขโขขโข„โขคโฃฐโ ผโกพโข•โข•โกตโฃโ ŽโขŒโขชโ ชโก˜โกŒโ € โกฏโฃณโ ฏโ šโขŠโ กโก‚โข‚โ จโ Šโ ”โก‘โ ฌโกธโฃ˜โขฌโขชโฃชโกบโกผโฃ•โขฏโขžโข•โขโ Žโขปโขผโฃ€โ € โ โก‚โ ”โกโกขโ ฃโข€โ ขโ €โ …โ ฑโกโกฑโก˜โก”โก•โก•โฃฒโกนโฃŽโกฎโกโก‘โขœโขผโกฑโขฉโฃ—โฃฏโฃŸ โข€โข‚โข‘โ €โก‚โกƒโ …โ Šโข„โข‘โ  โ ‘โข•โข•โขโขฎโขบโข•โขŸโขฎโขŠโขขโขฑโข„โ ƒโฃ‡โฃžโขžโฃžโขพ โข€โ ขโก‘โก€โข‚โขŠโ  โ โก‚โกโ €โ …โกˆโ ชโ ชโ ชโ ฃโ ซโ ‘โกโข”โ •โฃœโฃœโขฆโกฐโกŽโกฏโกพโกฝ
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโ€™t know me at all and i know itโ€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโ€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโ€™re straight. Iโ€™m a boy thatโ€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnโ€™t a troll. again, I know itโ€™s really random and weird. Iโ€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
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โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚ โ „โ „โฃฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ†โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ „โก€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โก‰โ ™โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ ”โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โข‰โฃคโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ นโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขโฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ —โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโกฟโ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃ„โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โ „โกฟโ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โข€โกดโ šโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโข โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ƒโขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ดโ ‹โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโข€โฃพโ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ ˆโ โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโข€โฃพโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ —โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃ†โ ˆโ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ‰โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ  โ บโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃˆโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃกโฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ โฃ€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ „โ „ โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your shitty country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.
I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
In Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ . Number one ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜๏ธ . Steady hand๐Ÿ˜ณโœ‹๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปneed ๐Ÿ†• heart๐Ÿ’˜. I do operation๐Ÿ”ชโš”๏ธ. But, mistake๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ช! Yakuza very mad๐Ÿ‘ฟ. I hide๐Ÿ™ˆ in fishing boat๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ, come to America๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. No english๐Ÿค, no food๐Ÿ˜ฉ, no money๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฒ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟgive me job๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ. Now I have house๐Ÿก, American car ๐Ÿš— , and new woman ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟsave lifeโ›‘. My big secret๐Ÿ™Š: I kill โ˜ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐Ÿ˜ˆ. I good ๐Ÿ‘surgeon. The best๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„ โ–ˆ WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ โ–€(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)โ–€
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell โ€œamogusโ€ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ ™โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃ†โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก†โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขป โฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธ โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โข€โฃ โฃผโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃงโฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ ˆโขปโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟ โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ ธโฃทโก„โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โขฟโฃงโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘Aโ–‘NEWโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘TOUCANโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘HASโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ARRIVEDโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ– โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฌโก›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโขป โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขปโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃง โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ปโกซโฃขโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโขปโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃจโฃโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข•โ ธโฃ›โฃฉโฃฅโฃ„โฃฉโขโฃ›โกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โข โฃฟโฃฟโขกโฃธโฃฟโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฏโฃ™โ ซโขบโฃฟโฃทโกˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขฟโฃŸโฃ’โฃ‹โฃ™โ Š โฃฟโกโกฟโฃ›โฃโขฟโฃฎโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขฑโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโกฎโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ‹โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก•โฃกโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฆโกธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โข›โ ทโกนโฃฟโ ‹โฃ‰โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขนโฃฟโฃฟ โฃทโกโฃฟโกžโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ‹โ โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃฆโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกนโฃฟโกผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโกฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃนโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โก€โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃผโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโ ฟโขŸโฃปโกฝโขšโฃคโกžโ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โข›โฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃŸโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃ› โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกฟโ โฃ€โข€โข€โ €โฃ€โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โก€โฃ€โ ™โขทโก€โ บโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โขฐโขฟโฃฟโขปโกฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฏโกผโฃงโก‡โฃฟโก†โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ ˜โขทโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โก€โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โขทโฃ„โ ˆโข™โกทโ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโกดโ พโ ‹โ โฃ โกถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃคโก€โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃถโ ปโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกโฃ โฃคโ คโ คโฃ„โกˆโขปโก„โฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขฐโก–โ ฒโฃถโฃถโขคโกคโ คโฃคโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ ปโฃทโฃถโกถโ พโ ƒโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โข€โฃ‰โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โข โก™โ ฒโขฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โขฐโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃงโฃคโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃŒโ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ –โฃŽโฃคโฃถโก›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โข โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ  โขคโก€โ €โข€โกฌโ Ÿโฃปโฃฟโฃฏโ โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โฃ โ ถโ ถโ ถโขถโก€โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โก€โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ‹โ €โ €โฃณโฃพโกดโ ‚โ €โขนโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃธโฃฐโฃ›โฃ›โฃบโฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃ†โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ ‰โ “โขฆโฃ„โฃ€โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃทโฃผโฃตโฃปโก„โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃ€โฃธโฃงโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃผโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ›โ ›โขปโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ › โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโ โ €โ €โข€โฃถโฃถโฃฆโ €โข€โฃŸโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. โ€œfuck, Fuck!โ€ I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. โ€œPlease,โ€ I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest Iโ€™ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ถโ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ถโข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ „โข€โฃ€โก€โ คโฃฆโขฐโฃคโฃถโขถโฃคโฃคโฃˆโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ Ÿโ โ „โข€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŠโก˜โ ฒโฃถโฃทโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฆโ คโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ ”โ Šโ โ โ „โ „โขพโกฟโฃŸโกฏโฃ–โ ฏโ ฝโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ญโ ฝโ Šโฃฒโฃฌโ ฝโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ญโขตโฃ‚โ „ โกŽโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข™โกทโ ‹โฃดโก†โ „โ โ ‚โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกถโขฑโฃถโก‡โ „โ โ ‚โขนโฃทโฃถโ † โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โฃฟโก“โ ฎโฃ…โฃ€โฃ€โฃโฃˆโฃญโ คโข–โฃฎโฃญโฃฅโฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃญโกตโ ‚โ „ โฃคโก€โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโกถโข–โฃขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโฃ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโก—โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โก˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ „โ „ โฃฟโ ฑโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโข›โ ฐโฃžโก›โ ทโฃฌโฃ™โก›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ“โก€โ „ โขกโฃพโฃทโข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโก›โ ทโฃฆโฃโฃ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃถโกถโ พโ ฟโ Ÿโ โ „ โฃฟโกŸโฃกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃญโฃ™โก›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „ โ ฟโกโขฌโฃ›โกปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกถโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃญโฃโฃ’โฃ’โ ถโ ฌโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโฃโฃ’โฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
โฃฟโฃทโกถโ šโ ‰โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ  โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃค โ ฟโ ฅโขถโกโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โข€โฃดโฃทโฃŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃโก›โขทโฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโ ปโฃฏโ ฝโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โฃ โ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŽโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโกงโ ™โ โฃ€โขพโฃง โ€‚ โ€‚โ ˆโฃฟโกŸ โ€‚โ ™โฃซโฃตโฃถโ ‡โฃ‹ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ƒโข€โฃ€โขปโฃŽโขปโฃทโฃคโฃดโ Ÿ โ€‚โฃ โฃพโฃฟโขŸโฃตโก†โขฟ โฃฟโฃฏโฃ„โข˜โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โข€โฃคโก™โขฟโฃดโฃฟโฃทโก‰โ ‰โข€ โ€‚โฃดโฃฟโกฟโฃกโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข† โ ฟโฃฟโฃงโฃคโก˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ  โ€‚โก”โ ‰โ ‰โขปโฃฆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃพโกŸโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฑโฃฟโกฟโขซโฃพโฃฟ โฃทโฃฎโฃโฃ›โฃƒโก‰โฃฟโก โ€‚โฃพโฃงโก€ โ€‚ โ€‚โฃฟโก‡โข˜โฃฟโ ‹ โ€‚ โ€‚โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขงโฃดโฃ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃถโฃพโกฟโ โข โ ฟโ โ œ โ€‚ โ€‚โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก™โฃฟโฃทโฃ‰โก›โ ‹ โ€‚ โ€‚โฃฐโฃพโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโขฟโ Ÿโข‹โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฐโกฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃฐโฃซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โขฐโฃพโกฟโขŸโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ คโ „โ ’โ ’โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ‚โ คโฃคโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโ ’โ คโข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ  โ  โ คโ คโ คโ ’โ Šโกธโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโก€โ „โ „โข€โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฐโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโก€โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃŠโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ „โกฐโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโกผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃซโฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃฟโฃŸโฃปโกปโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโกŸโฃฏโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃŸโฃปโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ 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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „oil floats on waterโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโขถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃฏโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃซโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃ‹โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃ‹โฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโกฟโฃ›โฃซโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃญโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃญโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฏโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃซโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃซโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขซโฃพโฃฟโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃžโฃฝโฃฟโฃŸโฃพโกฟโฃซโฃžโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โก‰โก‰โฃถโ คโ „โ คโ นโ ฏโ ญโ โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขทโฃญโฃพโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โข˜โฃฅโฃคโกคโข„โก€โ „โ „โข‚โฃ€โฃˆโ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโกฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกฟโข‹โกคโฃฒโ ฌโฃ˜โฃซโ ฝโ ›โ บโ “โ „โขฒโ Ÿโ ›โก‹โฃ‰โฃโก„โขฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกคโ ปโ โขฏโก“โขฆโฃ„โฃ€โก€โฃ–โ ฆโ „โกˆโฃนโ ฆโ โฃกโฃงโ ˆโกพโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ˜โขถโ „โ ˆโขฟโฃนโขทโฃคโฃผโก‰โ “โ ’โ ›โก—โ ’โฃŽโฃฏโฃฟโขธโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ฃโก€โ „โ ™โ ฆโฃ€โกโ ™โ ›โกŸโขปโกฟโขฟโขฟโฃฟโกฟโขธโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃ’โฃทโฃฃโ ”โขญโ ™โก’โ ณโ พโ ถโ Ÿโข›โ ฉโ „โ ˜โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃ โ Ÿโ โฃฟโ ˆโ ฟโกทโขฆโฃˆโฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โฃฐโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกดโ ›โ โ „โ „โฃทโ „โ „โ ™โขฆโ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ “โ ’โ Šโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขทโก€โ „โฃ€โ „โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โกคโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขงโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „wait for it to rain โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € cover yourself in oil โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃคโ –โ ’โ ’โฃ’โ ถโ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ถโ ’โฃถโฃถโฃคโ คโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฐโ Ÿโ „โ  โฃโ นโ ฆโ ‰โ ’โ ’โข€โ โ โ ’โ ‚โ คโ „โ โก€โ “โขฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกžโ „โ „โ „โฃ€โขจโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃ›โกณโฃฆโ „โข€โฃ˜โฃคโฃดโฃฆโฃฆโก„โ „โข˜โขงโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกœโ ‹โฃดโ žโขปโก›โ ถโ ฆโ ดโ žโ „โ ˆโ ™โ ‹โ „โ ˆโขนโก‰โ ‰โข€โฃ€โฃดโ ถโ •โกโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข‡โ „โขงโ ’โขปโก‰โ “โขถโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ โฃŸโฃซโฃคโ „โ ˆโฃนโ ทโ „โกˆโขโฃงโขโกฃโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃดโ ปโฃ†โ „โ „โ ™โฃฏโขปโ ทโฃฆโฃคโฃฟโก‰โ ›โข›โ ’โ ปโฃถโ ’โขบโฃโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขงโกˆโ „โ ˆโ ›โฃ„โก€โฃนโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โขฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃดโ „โ „โ นโขถโฃ—โฃดโกขโ ‰โก›โ ถโขคโ คโฃฟโฃ€โฃผโฃกโกผโฃฅโ ฟโ พโ ƒโ „โขˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ ˜โ šโ ฎโฃโกโ „โ ‚โ คโ ‰โ ™โ “โข’โข€โกจโข’โกดโฃผโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกดโข›โ Ÿโ ›โขฟโ ถโ คโฃคโฃ€โฃ„โฃ€โฃ โฃทโ žโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกดโ ‹โข€โกžโ „โ „โ „โขทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃนโ „โ „โ „โข€โฃคโ šโ „โ „โกผโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ณโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกพโ ƒโ „โ „โขฐโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โขธโ โ „โฃดโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขผโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โก†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃดโ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃดโ „โ „โฃ โฃฟโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โฃนโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขถโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขทโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโ โ „โ  โ „โ  โขคโฃคโกดโ „โฃ€โฃ„โ ˆโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โข€โ „โ โ „โ „โ โ ƒโ „โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ „โ ˆโ โ ›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃ€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ถโ คโ คโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โข€โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขดโฃดโ ถโ šโ ‰โ โ ˜โ “โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โขถโฃคโฃ โก–โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โ —โ „โ „โ „โ –โกญโ ญโ ฟโข…โก โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโ พโขฟโ „โฃ„โฃ€โฃธโขธโฃธโ „โ „โข‚โ ฑโข†โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกˆโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ โฃฒโ †โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขˆโฃฑโฃŸโขฅโฃฟโกธโ คโข†โก€โ „โกฐโ Œโกโ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ™โ ƒโ ‰โ “โ ‚โข“โ ฆโฃคโฃ†โกคโ ดโก’โ ’โ šโ ‰โข€โฃฐโ ˆโขถโฃงโ „โขณโฃ„โฃ โก–โ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โ ปโ ถโ คโ คโ ›โ ™โ ‚โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ ขโ “โ ˆโข›โ •โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ —โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ  โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „flyโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃท โ „โฃฟโฃพโกคโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก—โฃฟ โ „โฃฟโฃพโฃถโฃŸโฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃพโขฟโกฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃนโฃโฃฟโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก—โฃฟ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃฟโขฟโฃนโฃโฃฟโฃฟโขพโกทโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃถโขถโกทโฃทโก†โ „โ „โขนโฃงโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃนโฃโฃฟโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃ‰โฃฏโฃนโฃฟโขพโกทโฃฟโ „โ „โฃคโฃถโกฆโ „โ „โฃฟโขปโก—โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โขบโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃนโฃโฃฟโฃ†โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃ„โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃคโ ‚โ „โฃฟโขปโกŸโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
If you really think about your place in the universe, you should come to find that everything you do is completely pointless. You are truly negligible and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that. There is nothing you can do to change the fact that you are going to die. There's nothing you can do to change the inevitable death of the universe. You are not special and there is nothing you can do to change the fact that you are not special. nothing matters whatsoever. it doesn't matter if you are alive right now or not. it doesn't even matter that the Big Bang ever happened You are going to die and enter the same state you were in before you were born. You will become nothing. you will lost all your memories and achievements. So why would you put all the effort and into doing great things in the first place? So what if you ended world under? you didn't truly save anyone's life. putting in a heart effort is analogous as an outward charm. you put it to a man pushing older up a hill, only to have it roll back down again. just a poor waste with nothing ultimately gained. it doesn't matter how much money you make, how many people you kill. What's your GPA in school? it's for your fate remains the same. so don't get stressed out about anything. just relax and enjoy your negligible existence. according to standard model of particle physics, we are just a bunch of particle under the delusion that things actually matter. not only you, but all of life itself isn't even close to a cosmic blink of an eye. if you measure the lifetime of the universe from it's beginning to the apparition of a black hole to a 24 hour day, the time interval where life is possible is smaller than the Planck time, which is the smallest unit of time possible. In other words, the time interval in which the universe is habitable or life is too small to even happen, or at 24 hour universe lifetime. In fact, it wouldn't even be possible for a year or even a billion years. Calculations show that in order for life to exist for just one second, the universe's lifetime must be greater than a trillion, trillion, trillion trillion years old. Yes that is 6 trillion. many people underestimate how insignificant we are. Soon all matter will decay into radiation as the universe asymptotically approaches absolute zero. Once everything reaches maximum entropy, the universe will die a death. There is nothing anyone can do to change this. There is no hope. We are all due to die and we all have the same fate no matter what we accomplished, experienced or achieved. Nobody has any ultimate superiority over you and you have no ultimate superiority over anyone. There is no ultimate reason to try too hard, for everything you do will be lost and doesn't matter to only what is necessary to enjoy your life. Anything more would be stupid.
โ „โขธโฃฟโกŸโ ›โ ›โ ƒโขธโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โฃผโฃฟโ Ÿโ ปโฃฟโฃ†โ „โฃฟโฃฟโข โฃพโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโ „โขธโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „ โ „โขธโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃฐโฃฟโก‡โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃ€โฃ โฃฟโกถโ „โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขนโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „ โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ โ „โ ›โ ›โ „โ „โ ›โ ›โ ƒโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃคโก„โ „โ „โฃคโฃคโ „โข€โฃ โฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โข โฃคโก„โ „โ „โฃคโฃคโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโฃ„โฃผโฃฟโ ƒโฃฐโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โขฟโฃฟโก„โขธโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโฃผโฃฟโ ƒโ „โฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃดโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ ‹โ โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โฃคโฃคโ „โ „โฃคโฃคโ „โ „โ „โฃคโฃคโก„โ „โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโ ‹โ ™โ ฟโ —โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃ€โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโขฟโฃทโ „โ ›โ ›โฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โฃ€โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โข โฃฟโฃโฃธโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฆโฃดโฃฟโกŸโ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃผโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโก€โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „
โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ’โ ‚โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โฃฐโฃถโฃฆโกˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „THINK โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃ–โฃฟโฃทโฃดโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „YOU โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ฉโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „CAN โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „BEAT โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ บโก‡โ „โขตโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ME โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ „โฃทโฃ€โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‘โ „โ „โ „โ „1,2,3? โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฆโ „โ นโขฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขฐโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃ”โขฐโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกˆโ „โ „โ „ โข โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขธโก†โ „โ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃŒโ „โ „ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโกฟโขฟโกคโ „โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „ โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃทโฃฆโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ „โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃ‡โ  โ „โข€โก‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก†โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโข€โฃฟโฃฟโขทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโขŸโฃพโฃ„โ „โกดโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโฃโฃฟโฃทโฃโขฟโฃฟโ ‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกŽโกกโ ‹โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ ›โ ‹โ โฃฟโฃฟโกŽโข โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „
I โœŠ just ๐Ÿ˜– put ๐Ÿ˜ถ my โœŠ newborn ๐Ÿ‘ถ son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ into ๐Ÿ‘‡ a ๐Ÿ˜น blender ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
4 BIG ๐Ÿ˜ฒGUYS ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง” AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป BLOW UP MY GUTS ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ LIKE THE 4๏ธโƒฃTH OF JULY IF THEY KEEP ******* MY ๐Ÿ‘ THEN I MIGHT JUST ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly
i got this new anime plot. basically thereโ€™s this high school girl except sheโ€™s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olโ€™ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
No job โœ”๏ธ No girlfriend โœ”๏ธ No friends โœ”๏ธ No talents โœ”๏ธ Wasting time on Twitch โœ”๏ธ Must be me
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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโกฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โก‡โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃงโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃทโ €โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃ€โ €โฃ โฃคโข€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ € โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃทโ €โ € โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโกทโ € โ ปโขฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โฃถโ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃงโฃ€ โ €โ €โขนโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‰โก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โข™โฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโ ›โ “ โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ Ÿโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ ถโ พโ ฟโขฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟ Don't mind me, just a feller out on the farm.
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘leโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘boobheadโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘hasโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘arrivedโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
โขฐโฃถโ ถโขถโฃถโฃถโกถโขถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโกถโ ถโขถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถ โ ˜โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ „โ „โฃนโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟ โ „โ คโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโกˆโ ™โ ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โ  โฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถ โข โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โข‰โฃ‰โก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ › โขธโฃฟโก€โ „โ ˆโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โขฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃทโฃญโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ธโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃดโกŸโ ‹โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ƒโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ˆโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃคโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ’โ ’โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃ โฃ„โ ›โ Ÿโ ƒโฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โข€โฃฐโฃฆโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโกฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโ „โขฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข›โฃฅโฃพโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ ˆโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃงโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
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If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ  YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my รœbernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
what time is it? 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 time for u 9 โŠ™โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”> to stop 8 4 using this 7 5 copypasta 6
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i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
Konichiwa Kripp-kun . This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (oยดฯ‰๏ฝ€o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he wonโ€™t give it to you because heโ€™s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, heโ€™s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .

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My dad beats me My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.
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