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Oh yeah, you think you're funny do you? Well let me tell you, you're not. You're really not. I have zero sense of humor, literally none. I do not laugh or smile. Even the most clever and witty jokes are not worth a single chuckle. The only thing that is even close to resembling a sense of humor for me is the occasional small little nose exhale when I see something incredibly, indescribably funny. But that's extremely rare, that doesn't happen often.
Son!!! You're stinking up the house! I dont understand, e-ever since this... Sebastian, FISH thing, you've been addicted! I can't get you off your iPad! I can't- I can't do it!! I pull you away, and you take it everywhere with you. You keep listening to ASMR about him, you keep talking about him! I-I can't take it anymore! I think... I think... We're gonna have to put you down, son. I think we're gonna have to put you down....