Hey, you absolute ping-spamming asshole! Are you higher than a satellite on crack or just naturally this damn annoying? Discord isn't your personal circus, and I'm not your clown. If you don't stop flooding my DMs with those brainless pings, I'll roast you so hard, they'll use your remains as a firestarter at the local barbecue. This is your one and only chance to avoid becoming a legendary joke in this server. Get a grip, or prepare for an epic humiliation that'll haunt you forever, you clueless donkey-brained, oxygen-thieving, sorry excuse for a human being!