Roasts to say to people!
someone called you ugly:
Funny, my mirror said the same thing about you this morning
I may be ugly, but at least I don’t have a personality to match.
I could change my looks, but you’ll always be stuck with that personality
You’re proof that mirrors can have bad days too
I wasn’t born to impress you—thankfully, I have better goals in life
You’re calling me ugly? That’s funny, coming from someone who looks like the picture before
If I had a dollar for every time someone as irrelevant as you insulted me, I’d be rich.
I could use a filter, but you need a whole upgrade
“Wow, a face like mine and still living rent-free in your head?”
If my style bothers you, maybe try getting one of your own.
Someone called you fat :
I’m just more of me to love, but what about you?
At least my personality isn’t as small as your mind
I’m comfortable in my skin, but are you comfortable in your insecurities?
Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Anything else you want to share?
My size doesn’t define me, but your words define you
I’m fat? Nah, I’m just full of fabulousness
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d be able to buy you a personality
someone said you were dumb:
I'm not sure what's dumber, that comment or the way you just said it.
Maybe I'm dumb, but you're clearly not understanding my brilliance
I'll just take that as a compliment. You're probably just jealous of my intelligence.
I'm not sure what's more confusing, my explanation or your inability to grasp it
Maybe you should try listening a little more carefully before jumping to conclusions.
I'm not sure what's more frustrating, your lack of knowledge or your inability to accept new information
I'm not sure why you feel the need to be so disrespectful. I'm not going to engage in that kind of behavior.
I'm going to disregard that comment. Let's focus on what's important.
I'm not going to let your negativity ruin my day. I'm going to choose to focus on the positive
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