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Storytime: How Me & My Bestie Played Cupid and Now Our Teachers Are Getting Married 😭💍
Okay, so boom. Back when me and Roseanne were in 11th grade, we basically had our Cupid era because we single-handedly got our history teacher, Mr. Collins, and our English teacher, Ms. Rivera, to fall in love. Like, no joke, they were so obviously into each other, but they were both too awkward to do anything about it. So, being the icons we are, we decided to fix that.
It all started with the way they looked at each other. I’m talking full-on stolen glances, little smiles, Ms. Rivera giggling at Mr. Collins’ dad jokes like they were actually funny. Be fr, no one finds his jokes that funny. And don’t even get me started on how they conveniently always had extra coffee for each other. Like, girl, just admit you like him.
Roseanne and I knew we had to do something. So, we got a little delulu and went full-on matchmaking mode. We’d make sure they got paired up for every school event, drop hints about how they were sooo similar, and maybe accidentally spread some rumors that they liked each other (oops). And the best part? We left anonymous notes in their classrooms, hyping them up, making sure they’d think they had a secret admirer. Spoiler: the secret admirer was us, but our plan was working way too well.
The real game-changer, though, was when we set them up on a fake date. We told them there was a super important school dinner that totally required them both to be there, and then—oops!—we “couldn’t make it.” So, there they were, just the two of them, in the cutest little restaurant in town. And the funniest part? By the time they realized they’d been played, they were already laughing, talking, and actually enjoying each other’s company. Our power, honestly.
Fast forward to now, I’m 19, and they are literally getting married. AND WE’RE INVITED TO THE WEDDING. Like imagine being so good at matchmaking that it actually ends in MARRIAGE. I don’t even need a love life atp because I already peaked with this one. 😩💅
So yeah, moral of the story? If you ever feel like playing Cupid, DO IT. You just might end up with wedding invites and a lifelong flex. 💖
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