I just want to say, that I have eaten 4 kids in a parking lot by mistake by the names of George, Frank, Mia, and Johnathan. To their parents, I am so sorry this happened. If you are reading this, I am very sorry that this has happened to your child. Mia’s mom sued me for $8,000,000 dollars and it is increasing to this day. I have not paid my taxes and I am under investigation by the FBI for the several crimes I have committed. In 7 days I will be taken by the F.B.I. I am wanted for 2,000,000 dollars in the US.
It's all because of you. You are my next victim.