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I'm hacking the FBI. Step one: Identify the target and its flaws. There are always flaws. I learned that early in life. My first hack, the local library, a vulnerable FTP server in its AS400 . A far cry from the Android zero days I'm using to own the FBI standard-issue smartphone. The library was a test to see if I could even get into the system. I've since set greater goals. For instance, step two: build malware and prepare an attack. At my fingertips, the zero day is wrapped in code like a Christmas present, then becomes an exploit, the programmatic expression of my will. Step three: a reverse shell, two-stage exploit. The ideal package. Load the malware into a femtocell delivery system - my personal cell tower that'll intercept all mobile data. Similar to my first time, when I found myself staring at late book fees, employee names, member addresses. Everything was revealed. The secret of the perfect hack? Make it infallible. Hidden within the kernel is a logic bomb, malicious code designed to execute under circumstances I've programmed. Should the FBI take an image of the femtocell, all memory will self-corrupt, or explode. Step four: Write the script. Why do it myself? Because that's how I learned, and I know exactly what, when, and how it's going to run. I didn't do anything harmful my first time. Just looked around. But I felt so powerful. 11 years old and in complete control of the Washington Township Public Library. Today is different. I hacked the world. Final step: launch the attack. Once I do, I'll own the Android phone of every FBI agent in that building. I'll own Evil Corp's network, applications, everything. Domain Admin. This, the thrill of owning a system, this is the greatest rush. God access. The feeling never gets old.
Stop it with the palestine things. Some of yall are adults. (altho now that I say it, I don't believe it.) So go do a different trend. I think you should do the fork in the socket challenge. Also if you want to reply, my name is albert cheesenoodle fruitloop the 3rd. (pls don't respond with ropes. I don't understand what they mean.)❓
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Guys, wtf is happening on this site? 💀
I was here for 4 fucking seconds and the only shit I see is people sayin
"nsfw is sooo bad, don't post it here". Like, if the guys from the website
wouldn't want that, they would ban the content. But they didn't.
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not funny i didn't laugh. your joke is so bad i would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. to be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but i didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad i cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. the amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on earth. get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. i'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. you've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. i'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so i can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. you're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise i would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. i'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. in the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. i hope you're happy with what you have done and i truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt 🫵😂
🩸👁️가려진 눈앞이 피로 물들여지네👁️🩸
⚡Tell me why⚡ (smirks)
°˖I don't lie°˖🤐
⭐🌸차가운 바람은 불고
시선이 느껴져 와⭐🌸(looks down)
혈관을 타고 흐르는 all pain😣❤️🩹
묶여진 두 손 저려오는 이 느낌 (fixs hair)
☠️모두 내게 돌을 던져도☠️
벗어나지 못해 hoo
하나도 난 재미없어
누구를 위해서인지
누가 좀 말해 줘 tell me
타오르는 불길 위에 now
Please I don't want to scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️)
Please I don't want to scream (woo wow wow)
(Scream scream scream scream) (woo wow wow)
(Oh) 어둠 속에 퍼져 scream
가면 뒤의 trick 가소로운 freak
커진 증오가 낳은 무작위 속의 🎯target
타오른 갈증 삼켜도 위선은 다 내 탓이라 해
내몰린 끝은 절벽 위에
후회만 남을 선택이 돼
날카론 칼날처럼 날이 선 말이
상처 되어 파고들어도 ooh
끊지 못하는 숨 (sighs)
하나도 난 알 수 없어
🤔누구를 위해서인지🤔
누가 좀 말해 줘 tell me
피어오른 연기 속에 now
Please I don't want to scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️)
모두 떠난 후 다시 눈을 떠
사라져 버린 흔적⚠︎
Can't believe me
🚫✋슬퍼하지 마라 no more, no more, no more✋🚫
❌날위해 no more, no more, no more✋❌
Uh uh 네가 본 모든 걸 잊어
📢아무 일 없었다 믿어
그렇게 하나 둘 모두가 미쳐 가 woo📢
I just wanna make you scream
(Devil eyes come 👁️🔪👁️) (woo woo)
모두 나를 보고 scream (woo wow wow)
(Scream scream scream scream) (woo wow wow)੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦.🩸.⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺🔥