🚬💒💄👙Here we go, I'm back online
And oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello", I send "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey babygirl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my dick"
Oh please, boy, don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your piece is sad
You fucked my friends in your father's Benz
You're five inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudes
(Oh my god, how did he get my number?)
(Did you give it to him?)
(Wh-why would I do that?)
(Okay yeah I did)
(Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!)
(URGH!)🎀🎀