Wednesday 7 September 2016
The Goth Dictionary
Moontan
The opposite of a suntan. The paleness achieved by never going into the sun.
Gothip
Gossip specifically spread within and about the black scene.
The Scene or The Black Scene
The global social scene or people actively involved in our splendid and outré subculture.
Darque
An action or statement that is nihilistic and causes a reaction of, âOoooâ.
Drac
Something markedly cool and pleasingly creepy. ie: âOooo, dracâ.
Eldergoth
Someone over the age of around 35 or who has been in the scene since the 80s.
Usually given great respect.
Babybat
Someone new to the scene who is still finding their way around. Also "Kindergoth" or "noob".
Necro
Something deathly and dark yet undeniably cool. ie: âwe cooked a necro-dinner,
everything on the plate was blackâ.
Normal
Noun. Regular people that do not fall into any alternative subculture. ie: âhe was
hanging with a bunch of Normals.â
Mallgoths
Usually a cluster of teenagers looking spooky in a mall or other public place to
attract attention.
Bat
Another name for a Goth in general.
Ãber
Also called âfancyâ, someone with striking, over-the-top, gothic style with no detail forgotten.
Bleak
Used to describe music, meaning good, because thatâs how we like it. ie: âHollow Hills is nice and bleakâ.
Depression or Mope
Cumulative noun, a large group of Goths. ie: âthereâs a heavy depression coming inâ or âa whole mope entered the bar at once".
Trad
Goths who have a taste for traditional style and artists, typical markings include teased hair, angular eyeliner, 80s inspired fashion, and pike shoes.
Deathrocker
Too punk for Goth, too Goth for punk. Fans of Deathrock music, typical markings include deathhawks, studded jackets, and torn stockings worn as any garment.
Waver
Fans of dark wave, cold wave, and other wave music, much crossover with Trads as far as taste and style goes.
Poseur
Someone who dresses up for attention and often talks about how dark and mysterious they are, doesnât actually know anything about the subculture.
Tourist
Someone who dresses up in a âgoth-costumeâ and hangs out in the scene, but isnât actually a goth themselves.
Weekender
Someone who only dresses Goth on the weekends for parties on events, but has a normal lifestyle throughout the week. This is often forced upon people who work in a corporate environment or similar.
Mansonite
Someone categorised as a hardcore Marilyn Manson fan or imitator.
Colourful
Grey.
Phaser
Someone going through an obvious rebellious or fashion phase who will some day grow out of it.
Cybergoth or Graver
Fans of electronic âdoof doofâ music, often sporting UV reactive tube hair, fluffy leg warmers, and stylised gas masks.
Goth Moth
A normal person who hangs out with groups of Goths. Like a moth flying around and around a flame.
Bubblegoth
Also called âPerky Gothâ, one who is generally cheerful, energetic, and may wear accents of pink or other colours. Probably has pink hair.
Goose
When someone tries dressing up to look very dark and fancy, but crosses the line into looking comical.
Doomcookie
Someone obviously trying way too hard to appear gothic, often marked by melodramatic poetry or behaviour. The doomcookie does not know that he or she is one. Also called a âTryHardâ.
Batcave
A club in London considered a birthplace of the scene, where many classic, cornerstone bands peformed. Also the term used to categorise the sort of music played there. ie: âtonightâs gig is 80s, Dark Wave, Batcave, and Electro.â
Batcaver
Fans of Batcave bands who conform to the traditional style.
Gothic Two-Step
The classic dancemove involving staring at the ground looking forelorn and stepping from side to side.
Part-Timer
Someone who only takes part in the scene some of the time, and otherwise appears normal.
Elitist
An asshole who thinks theyâre better than everyone else for no reason. Judges others openly, and often quizzes others on their knowledge of classic bands or obscurities. Elitists usually are not part of the scene for long.
Which bring us toâŠ
Gother Than Thou
The patronising attitude of looking down on others as not being âgoth-enoughâ.
Goth Card
A fictional club-membership card used as a joke. ie: âyouâre listening to Taylor Swift? Thatâs it, hand in your Goth Card, youâre outâ.
TRVE
An unattainably high level of gothness. One must eat only black food in measures of 666 grams, bleed black, piss black, and probably be dead.
Goth Points
Something that doesnât exist, used humourously ie: Carl McCoy asked for a photo with me, goth points off the charts right now!â
Post-Goth
Someone who has figuratively âhanded in their goth cardâ and has taken on a normal lifestyle and fashion sense.
Goth in a Box
Someone who has undergone an overnight transformation by buying all their clothes and accessories from a mainstream alternative store like Hot Topic. Instant fashion from a box, without any originally or personality woven in.
Not-a-Goth
Someone who is obviously a Goth but furiously denies it, ie: âI may be driving a hearse in a black frockcoat while smoking a clove and worshipping Peter Murphyâs cheekbones, but Iâm not a Goth.â
Goffik
No one likes dropping the G-Bomb all the time, a less embarrassing way of saying "gothic".
Also "goffix" or "goffs".