“Cause my friend Mo Chara, he's a bit of a psycho
The type of fella loses the head at a typo
So whatever you do, do whatever he says
So éist Mo Chara, abair leis an craic if he says no”
“Móglaí get the noose, I'll proper introduce myself
I'm Mo Chara, and I'm not well, are yis ready for abuse?
Ach ar dtús I'm sure you're thinking, Aw look
That I seem decent and clever, don't I feel bad for this ever?”