Once apon a time a man named uncle Frank decided to gallop into an 8 year olds fallopian tubes, once he entered, he encountered some eggs that he wanted to hatch, so he took a few then jumped out the vulva. “MY KIDS!” said the child, nonchalantly, Frank ran off, when he finally got to his house and the girl stopped chasing him he decided to add it to his collection of special items, the items included, his grandmas breast implants he loved to chew on, his $8 porn hub gift card, some cum from his dads spiderman undies and Curious George’s penis. “Finally, I can add these!” Frank put the eggs on the table but it accidentally rolled onto his dads sperm! Frank didnt realise this yet so he frolicked to his computer to watch his favourite, sophisticated show- Porn! when he was in the middle of some hardcore, toe curling action he heard a baby “Dada?” the baby gabbled, confused, Frank Jumped nonscienquebtially to the child and realised his egg and sperm were gone, “Oh no!”, panicked Frank, “did they mix?!” With the baby still asking for his dad, Frank had settled in chopping of its penis to add to his penis collection “a bit small but its my thirty second penis” after chopping the babys junk of, he kindly thew it out the window ❤️