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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up, and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.╰⋃╯PENIS

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

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In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.

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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma

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" └▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄ └╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╕", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌┐ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬", " ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄ ╙╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╕", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌┐ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗", " ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄ ╙╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫┐", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗", " ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄ ╚╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬┐", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗ ╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓╓", " ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╗ ╚╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬┐ ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " └▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ └╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗ ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╥ ╟╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬ ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " └▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ └╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╦ ╙▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╕ ╟╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬", " ╣▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌┘ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╖", " ╓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀ ╔╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ╣▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌┘ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╕ ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ╓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀ ╔╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬ └▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ▄▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╛ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╕ ▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓", " ┌▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀ ┌╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╜ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗ └└└└└└└└└└└└└└└└", " ▄▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╨ ╗╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬ ╙╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫┐", " ┌▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀ ┌╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╩ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗", " ▄▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╩ ╗╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫┘ ╚╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬┐", " ╣▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ ┌╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╝ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╗", " ╗▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╝ ╔╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫┘ ╚╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╬┐", " ╣▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ ╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╝ └╬╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╫╦", " ╒▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ─╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝┘ ╚╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝",

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。 °˖ ʚ📷ɞ ꒦꒷⩩ prnノprn ♡‧₊ ⛓️ // 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 - n/a :𝟑 🏹 ꞋꞌꞋꞌ ..“𝘖𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨…” ˚₊ “𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.”‧₊ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡…

emoticons !! : ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾ / (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ / ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ / (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆ (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) / (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠) / (⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫ ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧ / ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; / (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠；⁠) ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ / ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯ / ⊂⁠(⁠´⁠･⁠◡⁠･⁠⊂⁠ ⁠)⁠∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌ / 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠⁰͡⁠ ⁠Ĺ̯⁠ ⁠⁰͡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠ㄏ -⁠ᄒ⁠ᴥ⁠ᄒ⁠- / Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) / (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ / (; ⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)° ╰⁠(⁠ ⁠`･⁠ ⁠ᗜ⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠)⁠➝°` / ｡⁠.ﾟ⁠+⁠ ⁠⟵⁠(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠)

⠄⢸⣿⡟⠛⠛⠃⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⣼⣿⠟⠻⣿⣆⠄⣿⣿⢠⣾⣿⠋⠄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣷⣶⣶⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣧⣀⣰⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣀⣠⣿⡶⠄⣿⣿⠃⢹⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⠛⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠋⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⠄⠛⠛⠄⠄⠛⠛⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣤⡄⠄⠄⣤⣤⠄⢀⣠⣤⣄⡀⠄⢠⣤⡄⠄⠄⣤⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣄⣼⣿⠃⣰⣿⠟⠛⢿⣿⡄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⡿⠁⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠹⣿⣦⣤⣼⣿⠃⠄⣿⣷⣤⣴⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠃⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣤⣄⡀⠄⣤⣤⠄⠄⣤⣤⠄⠄⠄⣤⣤⡄⠄⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣾⣿⠋⠙⠿⠗⠄⣿⣿⣀⣀⣿⣿⠄⠄⣸⣿⢿⣷⠄⠛⠛⣿⣿⠛⠛⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⠄⢠⣿⣏⣸⣿⡆⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⣿⣦⣴⣿⡟⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⣼⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠉⠉⠄⠄⠉⠉⠄⠉⠉⠄⠄⠈⠉⠁⠄⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄

***__Shifting scripting template__*** **__General Info__** • Name : • Nickname : • Age : • Gender : • Blood : • Birthday : • Accent : • Place of birth : • Race : • Ethnicity : • Languages : • Wealth : • Class : ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘˗ˏˋ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ˎˊ˗∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ __**Personality and Skills**__ • Traits : • Others see me as : • Intelligence : • Hobbies : • Skills : • Talents : ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘˗ˏˋ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ˎˊ˗∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ **__Relationships__** • Family : • Friends : • Sibilings : • Partner : ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘˗ˏˋ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ˎˊ˗∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ __**Appearance**__ • Height : • Weight : • Physique : • Hair colour : • Skin : • Body : • Teeth : • Eye colour : • Nose : • Lips : • Physical Health : • Style : ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘˗ˏˋ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ˎˊ˗∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ **__Rules !!!!__** • Safe Word : • Time difference • Pain tolerance • Death • menstrual cycle

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im a child on this website i dont mind the porn i just ignore it (im 11) now stfu sensitive asses👼

Hey guys! Rawr ^w^ sorry, 𝓣Ⓗ𝐄 đєϻ𝔬𝕟ˢ 𝔠ᵃ𝕄є ๏𝔲Ť

kaomojis !! #2 ꒰ ୨ @𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒂 ꒱ not made by me !! no credit needed "( – ⌓ – ) (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ (¬_¬") ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ (ㅅ´ ˘ `) (,,>ࡇ<,,) (>﹏<) (o´ω`o) ( • ᴗ - ) ✧ ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭ ( •̀ - •́ ) ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º) (*´∇｀*) (≧ᗜ≦) (# `Д ') ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⡾⠏⠉⠙⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠉⠙⠲⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷ ⠀⠀⢠⣟⣋⡀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⣀⡀⣧⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣯⡭⠁⠸⣛⣟⠆⡴⣻⡲⣿⠀⣸⠀⠀OK⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⣟⣿⡭⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⣿⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⠙⢿⣯⠄⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣶⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠘⠤⣄⣠⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡦⢤⡤⢤⣞⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣿⣏⠁⠀⠀⠸⣏⢯⣷⣖⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢲⣶⣾⢉⡷⣿⣿⠵⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⠍⠉⣿⡭⠉⠙⢺⣇⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⣄⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣧⣀⣿.........⣀⣰⣏⣘⣆⣀⠀⠀

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What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.

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i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

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(｡•́︿•̀｡)🕸 ིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀ❉˚∘

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mogus? you really like that misspelling, don't you? i've never seen such a strong attachment to a misspelling. it's like you're falling madly in love with it. it's actually kind of sweet. i can already imagine your wedding vows: "in joy and in sadness, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, until death and mispelling do you part." *tears up* that would truly be the greatest wedding vows ever written...

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