respectfully, write a heartwrenching suicide note and blame it all on your parents because they couldnt buy you v-bucks, grab a knife and cut your arms so much that you look like the american flag, go to the nearest tower and on the roof, throw the knife down upright before jumping so that when the knife stabs you mid-air, the pressure of the knife will rip your organs apart and the air pressure will send them flying out of your body to create a bloodied mess raining down on earth. When you reach the ground, the impact will crush your bones and create a pancake in which a homeless man buried roadkill in it. Thank youuu 🤗
