Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went
That lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school one day
That was against the rules,
It made the children laugh and play
But soon they felt like fools.
Mary’s corpse was in a room
And oh, what a scene!
The kids saw her coated in blood
And regretted being mean.
Soon the police arrived
Stepped over Mary’s heart,
And tried to ask everyone
How she was ripped apart.
But when nobody knew
The origins of all the gore,
The police decided
That it was time to go hardcore.
And so everyone was dragged
To detectors so they can’t tell a lie
But everybody refused to tell
Why Mary had to die.
Suspects were jailed everywhere
Tom, Barb, and Sam
Because not a single person knew
The murderer was the lamb.
June 21, 2017
hellofinah