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''YALLLL I HAVE SOME SHT AT SCHOOL I WANNA YAP ABT
SO HERE IT ISSS <33
ok so basically ive known this girl for a while
she's a pretty good friend of mine and idk shes alr in general
anywhoo one time in PE we were on the benches bc we dont exercise frfr
and she proposed to me TvT and im chill right so im like
"i'Ll OnLy mArRy yOu iF yOu gEt mE gUmMy bEaR RinGs"
AS A JOKE- but the next day she brings a whole ahh pack
so i accept it and we have the marriage ceremony at break
w a couple of our friends, YK NORMAL STUFF
anywhoo we wife-ing for a bit before i "divorce her"
(I thought us getting 'married' was a JOKE)
BUT SHE GETS PISSED AS HELL AND SAYS
IF I WANNA DIVORCE HER I GOTTA PAY MONEY T-T
And im broke so i js dont bring it up and let it blow over
them pookie starts being all distant and rude
AND THENNN AT ONE POINT (Like a week later)
IM SITTING ON THE BUS NEXT TO HER and tired asf
so i fall 'asleep' and i wake up BUT DONT OPEN MY EYES
and shes talking to sum boys sitting nearby (they were roasting eachother idfk)
and one of the boys said "ERM ACTUALLY U CANT GET ANY CHICKS SOO-"
And girls like "FYM I HAVE A GF"
and im interested like oo whos her gf :3 so im js listening w my eyes closed
AND POOK PROCEEDED PUT HER ARM AROUND ME AND SAY
"SHES MY GF👍" Like uhmmm-
(the audacity😭)
ANYWHOO THATS SOME OF ITTTT
ty for reading if u did, idk what to do and yh ._.''
DOING MORE OF THIS COS YEAH
Anywhoo
So I open my eyes and like act 'SLEEPY' (to make it convincing ykk)
And shes like 'Pooke arent we married'
IM LIKE UHMMM 'yh :)' BUT DONT ASK ABT THE GF THINGG
And tHeN
I realise IM ON POOKIES LAP😭LIKE MY LEGS ARE UNDER HERS
I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP LIKE THAT I SWEAR
Heres the thing
Ik shes gotta crush on SOMEONE
and she wont tell us who exept from this one girl called X
BUT I RLLY WANNA FIND OUT JUST IN CASEEE
anywhoo
if u dont think i should be posting this idrc
Baii :33