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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.╰⋃╯PENIS
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one sigma🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🗿 day i was walking outside with my 👨🏻🚽🚽𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 rizzler👨🏻🚽 that has a ඞඞඞඞlevel 100 gya🍑🍑tt and a 🐺alpha male🐺 walked past us and i was looking at his fanum taxxable level ∞︎︎ gyatt 🍑🍑and i stared too hard and my rizzler 😡😡😡😡😡got mad😡🙄😡👊🙄 at me and said "your not my sigma anymore go away sussyඞඞ baka"😡 so i left her and i was just standing like 🧍🏻 and then i swimmed away cuz i was actually a skibidi fish🐟🌊🌊💦 that had a GYATT🍑!!!!!ඞඞ🐷😡🙄😡ඞඞ🍑🦶🏾
GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 ‼💥 EXCUSE ME 😱 TEACHER 👩🏫, COULD WE PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS??🤔 THE ✨ LED ✨ ARTIFICIAL LIGHTBULBS ARE 💢💢💥💥‼‼👹👹👹 HARMFUL 💥 TO MY NATURAL 😃 WOLF 🐺 EYES 👁👁👹 WHICH CHANGE ✨✨ COLOR DEPENDING ON MY 😭😉😄😀😘🥰😊😋MOOD😘😉😊😘😘😋🥰😘😉😘🥰😱🤔😨😎 😱WHAT DO U MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME??😭😭 THEY TURN 🟡🟨💛 YELLOW 🌟⭐ WHEN I'M HAPPY 🥰🥰😉😉 🟥🧧🍒🥵 RED WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!! 👺👺👹👹👹🤬🤬 AND 💚🍏🟢 GREEN WHEN IM ON THE 🤺⚔ HUNT 🍗🍕🍔🍖🍚🍝🍰🍴😋 😡💢 RUHH.. 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF!!! SPEAKING OF MEAL TIME, 😁🍟🥗🥪🧀🍗 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈👿 SUFFICE!! FOR MY AFTERNOON 😡 WOLF SNACK 😋😋🍩🍟 BUT!! 🙄☝ I WILL REFRAIN 🚫 BECAUSE MY 👩 MOTHER 👩👱♀️👵💃👒👠 SAID 💬🗨 IF I GET SENT 💨 TO THE PRINCIPALS 👨 OFFICE ONE MORE TIME, ‼️ FOR BITING SOMEONE 🧨, THEN SHE WILL TAKE AWAY MY WII 🎮👿, 💥💢😡 HOWEVER!! 👿💥 I CANNOT 🙄 SAY ILL DO THE SAME FOR 🗨💨💥 MARISSA 😡😡 THE 🐱❤💗 CAT GIRL, WHOS BEEN ❤⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 WITH MY CRUSH 😘😘 JAKE 🤵 ALL WEEK!! 👿 LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE.. 🙄☝☝ LAUGHING 😂🤣 AUAHUHEAAUHEHUAEHUEEEAEHEH 🐿 ❤️⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 LIKE I 😡☝ DON'T 💢🧨 EXIST!! 🙄‼‼ (HISS) YOU KNOW WHAT, 😡😡 NO HAPPINESS 😃😁 THAT A WII 🙄🧨 GAME CAN BRING ME💨😃 WILL COMPARE TO THAT 😡 WHICH I WILL FEEL, WHEN JAKE 👨🤵🚹 IS MINE ❤🌹💖😚 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹
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